Keep Clearing Out the Yahoo! Archive
It's amazing how lo-res some of these are! I am sorry, I can't imagine how anyone ever even was able to read some of these back in the day!
2023-05-05 03:29:42 +0000 UTC View Post
greatshift posts
Anything You Want (Patreon exclusive)
Aaron was enjoying the new nightly street market opened in his city, but he became annoyed when a woman approached him. She looked to be in tough shape, strung out on some god-forsaken drug. He tried to brush her off, but she wouldn’t leave him alone.
“For $5, you can have this body,” She offered trying to look seductive but instead just sort of stumbled.
Aaron tried to ignore her, but she kept persisting. “You’ll be able to do anything you want with it for only $5.” 2023-05-04 02:14:27 +0000 UTC View Post
World Domination (early access)
This is absolutely one of the more ridiculous captions I have made. Possibly the point of stupid; maybe that's why I love it so much?
2023-04-30 20:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostKeeping the archive going...
Had a bit of a nervous moment today, because I almost thought I lost everything. Luckily had a backup.
2023-04-29 18:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Yahoo! Groups (Great Shift)
These are all focused on the Great Shift (I think!)
2023-04-25 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostEnd of Yahoo! Archives (Batch 1)
In my Yahoo! archives, I seem to have two main batches (unless I find more). This seems to be the end of the first one. I will start with Batch 2 of the Yahoo! archives shortly (with some newer stuff sprinkled in).
2023-04-24 15:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Addiction (Patreon exclusive)
Jackson’s rational mind was telling him to panic. He suddenly found himself sitting on the street in a bad neighborhood, there was used needles surrounding him, and the most terrifying part was that he was in someone else’s body -- the body of a woman!
However, his rational mind felt like it should take a backseat to the waves of euphoria he was feeling at the same time. Everything felt so good, and he began to see colors swirl around him. The euphoria was short-lived, as he soon be...
2023-04-22 11:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Weird How Many VERY Old Captions I Have!
These are all still from prior to 2009 or so...
2023-04-19 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Between the Fridge and a Hard Place (Patreon Exclusive)
Jared could see the sparkle of the Medallion of Zulu stuck between the fridge and counter. He had tried to reach something into the crack to pull it out, and he had also tried to move the fridge; he was unable to do either. Maybe if he hadn’t used the medallion to turn himself into a copy of Dana, his girlfriend while she was on a business trip, he’d be strong enough to move the fridge. But, no, he thought it would be fun to secretly spend some time in her body, trying on some of the weir...
2023-04-17 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
A sort of random batch
If anyone remembers a particular caption from the past that I have made that they want to see here, feel free to shoot me a message -- I will try to find it and post it!
I got a message about a past caption that someone remembered (which I don't think was even mine), and the first image includes the closet thing from my own archive! Sorry it's probably not the right one, but please don't hesitate to ask me if you are looking for something in particular, as I might just be able to find...
Digging Back to the Yahoo! Groups Days
Probably the oldest group of captions I have done. These are likely terrible. :P
2023-04-12 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostNice, Warm Cabin
“Hey! There’s a cabin down this way!” Ryan shouted out to his girlfriend.
“But we need to find that strange cave!” She shouted back.
Ryan sighed, “I know we need to find the cave with that weird orb that swapped our bodies. I don’t want to be stuck in your body any longer than you probably want to be stuck in mine. But if you want your body returned to you with all ten toes, then I think we should warm up in that cabin for a bit!”
Ryan’s girlfriend sighed. ...
2023-04-11 15:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Penance (Patreon Exclusive)
Ted had always been very religious. He went every Sunday to church and often volunteered to help out. The only thing he struggled with was confession; he often had trouble thinking of anything sins he could even tell the priest.
Yet one day as he volunteered, Ted overheard a woman in confession, talking about how she made money by selling her body. He felt disgusted by such people. He knew he shouldn’t, but he couldn’t help it. Perhaps judging another person so could be ...
2023-04-08 19:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The Chamber (early access)
My friend Robert asked me to step into the strange chamber in his basement. I asked what it did, but he only answered with the statement, “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.” I wasn’t totally sure if I could trust him, but my curiosity got the better of me. I mean, my friend had a strange chamber in the corner of his basement!
And so I stepped in, there was a flash of light, and I stepped out. Everything felt strange and it seemed my perspective changed. Had I gotten shorter...
2023-04-02 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post