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It's Your Wedding Night (Patreon exclusive)

“Come on, Johnny, it’s your wedding night. Don’t you want to have some fun?” Purred Walter.

“Goddammit, Walt,” John replied, “That’s just creepy. I know you swapped into my wife’s body right as we kissed thanks to this whole stupid Great Shift thing, but you are NOT my wife! She’s still missing and all you can think about is violating her body? You and I are NOT going to have sex for Christ’s sake! I need to find her, and everyone else is too busy dealing with bein...

Beware the Ides of Archives

Co-Workers, Part 6 (Patreon exclusive)

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Enticing Archies

GPA (early access)

Jake had hired Kiko to be his tutor to help get his GPA up. If he wanted to keep his place on the college football team, his grades needed to be high enough. After a few weeks, Kiko was fed up. She was convinced Jake wasn’t even trying. He tried to plead with her to stay, explaining he’d do anything to stay on the team. And that’s when Kiko brought him into the science lab to test out a device she had been tinkering with.

The device allowed the two to switch bodies, and now severa...

Strangely Familiar Archives

Awkward Situation (Patreon exclusive)

With billions of swaps taking place around the world at the time of the Great Shift, there was a lot of potential for people to be caught in awkward situations. Charlie was one such case, who found himself in a woman’s locker room. Though there were plenty of others, who were in various states of undress and quickly gathered their clothes, Charlie found that he was completely n*ked.

Unfortunately, there didn’t seem to be any clothes next to him that he could collect. There were no l...

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Hustle (early access)

There hit a point when Derek’s pool hustle stopped working. Everyone in town knew him, and even if he threw a game beforehand, no one would ever place a bet against him. He knew he needed a new angle.

That’s where his sister Emma helped out.

Early on Friday evenings, they would use one of those illegal swapper devices to switch bodies. He’d head out to a bar, hustle some patrons at the pool table, and then split the winnings with his sister before they swapped back.  2024-03-11 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

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The Morning After (Patreon exclusive)

Mike smiled as he stirred in bed thinking about the previous night. He sat up with a smile as he heard the toilet flush and saw his body exit the bathroom fully dressed in a suit.

“Last night was incredible, Sarah!” He said, “Because we swapped bodies, I had pleasure that I never would’ve never dreamed of experiencing...but weren’t we supposed to be swapped back to normal by now?”

“I dunno,” Sarah replied, “But I guess we gotta just pretend to be each other until...

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Questioning (early access)

It was like waking up after a very long sleep. James didn’t know what was going on. He gasped for breath as he sat up and emerged from a pool of water he had apparently been in; there were all sorts of computers and electronic equipment around him. Then there was his body. This couldn’t possibly be his body! He was a man, and this body was certainly female.

Had his mind been placed in this body using this strange tank and equipment? Then again, maybe he was originally a woman, and a...

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Flight Attention (Patreon exclusive)

Joel squinted, not believing what he was seeing. It was like someone had placed a mirror in the middle of the airport -- except airports didn’t install mirrors in the middle of waiting areas, they didn’t appear out of nowhere, and even if they did, this one didn’t have any frame. That’s because it wasn’t a mirror at all; he was actually looking at his own body. A worldwide body swapping even that would come to be known as the Great Shift had caused him to swap bodies with a female f...

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Co-Workers, Part 5 (Patreon exclusive)

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The Weapon (Patreon exclusive)

“Quite honestly, Sir, I think both Henderson and I were thankful to be alive.” The young solder explained his superior, “The device that hit us...well, we expected it to be something that would disintegrate us. It was just like this giant laser thing. But it just bathed us in this weird light; when we woke up we were back at camps. And now I can’t help but notice...things, Sir.”

“Things, Soldier? Elaborate.”

“Well, I was just at the barber three days ago, and yet.....

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Temp Job (Patreon exclusive)

“Jesus Christ, Mandy, what the hell is wrong with you today?” Keith asked his co-worker, “You forgot to prepare the coffee this morning, you screwed up the conference call transfer, and now it’s like you can barely walk on your own heels. I hope you plan on giving Mr. Jenkins with the best blowjob of your life, because I’m sure you’ll be fired otherwise.”

The truth was that she wasn’t at her best today because she technically wasn’t Mandy at all! Luke had swapped bodie...

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New Pick Up Lines (Patreon exclusive)

“Excuse me! Excuse me!” Jack heard a voice and heavy steps coming up from behind him.

“What do you want?” Jack asked without slowing down from his jog.

“That’s...that’s my body!” The man huffed, “Or it was my body before the Great Shift!”

“Oh no! You are not trying that line on me! Do you know how many people have tried that line on me? The first guy who tried it hadn’t been affected by the Shift at all. He used his ex-girlfriend’s wardrobe -- which...

A Warning About Upcoming Archives

There may be a few re-posts from some earlier days of this Patreon. I used to pull them sort of at random, so now I'm trying to go through in order, but I think I missed some older ones...it could get weird.

Good Human (Patreon exclusive)

Jenny had brought her dog Milo down to the lab to test her new invention. If it worked as she hoped, she’d be able to psychically link with him in order to give basic commands like “sit,” “stay,” and so on. Unfortunately, the link must have been a little too strong, and ended up swapping the bodies of Jenny and Milo.

But luckily, the link had been established. Jenny put on her lab coat as Milo sat and listened attentively.

‘Milo, I’m going to need your help to fix th...

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Extended Offer (early access)

Angela had only discovered she was pregnant a few days before the Great Shift. Her and her husband were overjoyed; they had almost given up on having children after many failed attempts. They also realized this was probably their last chance of having a child, given their age.

The Shift’s body swapping didn’t offer them any additional hope; they ended up swapping bodies with a pair of neighbors around their own age. If anything, the problems were now compounded as a college student ...

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Getting Away with It (Patreon exclusive)

“Are you going to confess to any of it?” Officer Clark asked Troy.

“Confess to what!?” Troy asked, “You’re accusing me of bank robbery and body swapping. Do I look like I have cash somewhere on this body? You gave me a very creepy and thorough search when you arrested me and found nothing. As to body swapping? I keep telling you that I know this body isn’t mine! I just sort of found myself in it when I heard all those sirens approaching. The real criminal is probably in my...