amberthevalkyrie

Early access!

Ok rage posting over (for now), time for the red latex I teased on my story earlier oh yeah. I have a bunch of these lined up so be ready 🖤

New Tier!

I haven't really messed with the tiers since I opened this page, but several of y'all suggested that I add a mid range tier for those that want to support the moving efforts but (understandably) do not want to pay for the only other tier. I have been thinking of making a tier for posting progress on my art and print making, and I would like to be able to offer some form of compensation for any cost increase so I may post that stuff in the new $10 tier. Thank you to anyone who does decide to s...

Elaboration

I saw some people asking for clarification, honestly the whole thing is kind of confusing to me too but someone put a very concise explanation in the comments so I wanted to share!

Mystery solved

Alright fellas. Strap in and strap on. If you’ve been following me for the past year you know that I have been fighting a war of attrition with a mysterious health condition for what feels like forever. I have been to countless doctors and tried every homeopathic, OTC, and practical remedy imaginable but it’s been getting steadily worse since last June when I dropped all that weight due to a respiratory issue. After dogsitting for two weeks and all of my symptoms completely vanishing, I r...

BILLING UPDATE

So as anyone that saw my previous post knows, come November all pledges through the IOS app are going to be subject to a 30% fee straight into apples pockets. Honestly I’m so disgusted by this on principle that I would like to ask anyone who is able to please switch to using the browser version of patreon (if you’re not using ios you get a massive W over apple plebeians, I know yall will be happy about that)

I really do not want to up the prices on any of this stuff espec...

Another W for patreon.

I don’t know if you all got this email as well, but it seems like we’re once again at the mercy of two monopolies having a pissing match so I wanted to make everyone aware of the situation.

Bruh

So much movement my ass is basically a cryptid, impossible to get a picture that isn’t blurry 😔

The video in question

I don’t have access to video posting on here sorry, but here’s some scs lmao

M(ass) retention

No genuinely how did it stay so fat through all of that. If any of yall saw that video I posted briefly on insta you know there was something in the water there

We’re back!

Finally sleeping in my own bed again, somehow maintained pretty good leg mass but the arms need work, I’ll be posting as I get back into it!

Returning soon

Will be back from my dogsitting sequester in about 6 days or so

Sewing update

Finished the final draft of that orange kaftan design today! It was definitely a journey and I still have a lot to fix but it came out pretty good. I’ve captioned the pictures for anyone interested in the process :)

Dw the back looked better

Don’t think I forgot about y’all, the back was just too good to post anywhere else 😌

Big ol post

I’m gonna be out of town to do a favor for my family at the end of this month so I wanted to post something nice for yall before I left 🫡

Forgot about this one

:)

Society

Gotta say finding out I’ve been shadowbanned on insta for the past several months and the only thing that made it out was a bikini pic was fun. Ironically that sort of picture is what got me shadowbanned in the first place, so it seems the window of what’s “marketable” to them is closing by the day. That and the same treatment every time I speak my mind on any social issue at all and my stance isn’t one version or another of the same extremism.

All this to say I am increasi...

Coming soon…

Not sure which one of yall contributed to this set but the least I can do is let you see the results🙂‍↕️

Rear view mirrors

I gotta be real these bottoms are not easy to photograph in but god willing I will figure it out

Early access?

I may or may not post a couple of these on insta, the background is a little cluttered but they look so good I want yall to see them:)

Poll winner!

As we expected the new bathing suit set was the winner! I’m not even mad I really love that one, and it was brought to you by a kind patron too. Hoping for some good weather to do another pool shoot in, my resources are limited but I think that one deserves a good backdrop. I’ve been desperately trying to get back into “good enough” shape to justify it with all the travel for family events, but at the very worst it will be a progress shoot for me to use as a reason to grow!

More(ruko) 2

As promised, some more Miruko. I’m grateful to have a place to post this cosplay honestly. After the absolute disaster I caused by posting her on tik tok like two years ago I assumed I’d never be able to post her again, and she’s always been one of my biggest body goals. Happy I get to share her with yall though!

More(ruko)

For those that wanted to see the rest of her

Bruh

I tried to post a big sewing update a couple days ago and it just straight up refused to post. Won’t let me retry or anything and I had so much typed up😞 Anyway here’s the finished prototype. I have much to improve on but I just got my fabric in so I’m gonna implement all my changes on those and I’ll post the results here

July…

I think I owe yall some more Miruko if I’m not mistaken..

Here ye here ye

Come get y'all grain. Time for the second ever poll (I think)! The last poll had a bathing suit and that black corset top, and the bathing suit won. I suspect that will be the case again but I still wanna let y’all pick. What would you like the first post of July to be? I’ll get creative with the corset one most likely.

Also Im so sorry the only reference I have for the bikini is in the dressing room, y’all don’t even wanna see the pictures taken of me at the pool in it I ...

Tryin on a bathing suit

Someone suggested a brazilian style bikini and I lowkey still don’t fully understand what that is but this one’s pretty cool, I’ll post pics when I wear it for real cause you know I kept my underwear ON in the changing room. I don’t know where this thing has been before me 😭

Cross post

I told y’all I’d be posting these here at some point but I hadn’t planned on sharing these specifically, they’re too good to pass up though:D

The dress

This one was a challenge to get pictures in for sure so this probably isn’t the last you’ll see of it. I do wanna do a shoot in that corseted long sleeve I posted a while ago too though 🫣

How blue eyed people be lookin at you

Get her some brown contacts please

Soon…