HikerAngel

Super Jaded (13/23)

Chapter 13: Jaded

Leaving the abandoned house proved to be a little challenging at first. All Nina wanted to do was explore every peak and crevice of my new awesome body. To say the roles had been reversed would have been a gross understatement.

I lay floating, splayed about the air a few inches above the ground as she peppered my muscular, naked body with love. I would have thought flying took more effort, Nina certainly made it seem so, but my body was practically self-sustain...

Update on Left Behind Again

Hey all! Ideally, I wanted to have this anticipated sequel done by tonight or tomorrow, but college finals ended up taking up a lot of my free time :[

I'll definitely have it out by next week, but since you guys have been so patient with me, I included a little teaser of what to expect ;] 

Super Jaded (12/23)

Chapter 12: Super

“Fern!” You’re awake!” I shouted on instinct, joy and surprise beaming from my hoarse voice. But Fern didn’t respond, instead, she started screaming.

I floated backwards into the air as I observed her body twitching violently every which way. Her desperate breaths were constantly interrupted by moans of pain as she fell off the bed. It was as if she was being tossed around by the invisible hand of god.

I peered over to where she had fallen. Fern...

Piece of Love

“Y’know what? So what if you lost!? You put up a damn good fight either way and you should be proud of that!”

Geoff was beginning to think his optimism wasn’t doing much to help Olivia’s sulking. They had been sitting at the diner for the past five hours now, but the mood became quite the downer one just five minutes ago. It was a close mayoral election, being watched on TV by most of the city in diners such as this, but it was clear that Olivia didn’t win.

...

Super Jaded (11/23)

Chapter 11: Serum

It was hard falling asleep that night. I didn’t want to get up from where I was laying. I couldn’t.

Fern was gravely injured, but at least I was with her again. All I wanted to do was snuggle her and whisper into her ear that everything would be okay.

But everything wasn’t okay. I wasn’t sure how much time Fern had left on this earth, if she had any time left at all. My pessimistic super hearing kept anticipating her final breath, just waiting for...

The Gymnast (Commission)

[Bit of an interesting one here, folks! I'll be changing the name of the main character for the public upload, as she's a real person and I know Deviant Art is rather picky about that kind of stuff. But you guys get the real deal here!]

Commissioned by eJm

Written by HikerAngel

“Welcome, one and all,” came a voice over the coliseum loudspeaker. “This occasion marks the 5000th official tournament of the known communal multiverse!”

The crowd went wild, though eve...

An update for the $9 patrons...

I want to apologize for the lack of audio stories. out of all of the content hit by the transition, it was easily hit the hardest. I am now the audio editor alongside writing stories, which is why Biodomination act 1 is taking so long to come out. Thankfully, all of the requested line revisions have been submitted, so I'll try to have it out before the end of the month!

Super Jaded (10/23)

Chapter 10: Negotiations

The roof of the hospital was reduced to a smoldering crater as I exploded out from it at top speed. A determined glance around with my enhanced vision revealed three helicopters, each going in opposite directions towards the horizon. Two of those were bait, one of them had Fern.

There was no time for deliberation. I flew towards the first copter in my sight, the closer I got, the better my x-ray vision could better focus, checking for Fern’s body shape...

Left behind poll results!

The people have spoken! It seems definitive that Left Behind Again's plot will be:

B. Jane finds a meteorite of her own and begins to eclipse even Carl and Kate, leaving Jack as the sole person behind. 

I'll get to writing it immediately, among other stories.

What would you like to see in Left Behind 2?

Due to popular demand, I have begun writing a sequel to Left Behind called Left Behind Again. The thing is- so many of you have pitched ideas for what it could look like!

I've narrowed the choices down to these three (albeit simplified, due to the poll's word limit) Feel free to suggest your own or expand upon an idea in the comments!

(https://www.deviantart.com/hikerangel/art/Left-...

Super Jaded (9/23)

Chapter 9: Rampage

“Help! Please for the love of god, somebody help us!”

This was typically a chant reserved for my supersonic ears. As soon as that magic word was spoken, being ‘help’, my superhero instincts would kick in and I’d already be out the window and on my way to the rescue.

But who would come to my aid if it was me?

I kneeled next to the body of my fallen girlfriend, unsure of what to do. She was still breathing, but my stupid brain wasn’t conf...

My Kingdom Come, too.

Part two of a three-part commission from UnluckyShoe. Sorry for the tardiness on this one!

Here's the first part if anyone needs a refresher: https://www.deviantart.com/hikerangel/art/My-Kingdom-Come-877850573

“Mmmm.” Lillian hummed to herself, her bed rocking like an old clipper ship in a violent storm. There wasn’t anyone else in the bed with her. She wasn...

Super Jaded (8/23)

Chapter 8: Argument

“How are you holding up?”

“Not well.” Fern replied honestly, her gaze remaining fixed on a random point on the wall. That was the state she was in when I had opened the door, one she didn’t appear to want to leave.

My fists were already beginning to tremble. I couldn’t bear to see my favorite person in such a demoralizing state.

“Look, Fern, I just want to say—“

“He’s dead, Nina.” She interrupted me. It was only then ...

An Inky Interlude (Completed)

This was a collaboration with CrypticCollaborator and his Elder Goddess OC, Inky!

The Elder Goddess Inky woke up with a drowsy yawn.

“Connor! Did you sleep well?” The goopy horror asked, turning her white face to view a smaller, vacant bed nearby.

“Aww. Looks like he’s already left for work. Oh well, I’ll be sure to surprise him with the cleanest darn house he’s ever seen!”

Inky walked through the “home” that she and Connor resided in. From...

Super Jaded (7/23)

Chapter 7: Downtrend

Me and Fern didn’t really talk as I flew the both of us home. I didn’t blame her, I wasn’t exactly sure what to say about what had just transpired and another argument with my girlfriend was not something I wanted to get into.

We arrived back at the house and spent a few moments just… staring at each other. I couldn’t tell what was going on inside Fern’s head, but I had a feeling she'd be disappointed if she could see into mine.

Despite eve...

November update

I'd like to apologize for the slow stream of content from last month. My patrons deserve better than that. Life has been really busy for my lately, but I can't let that get me down! This week, I'll be working hard on sequels to both My Kingdom Come and Left Behind! They'll be large undertakings, but something you guys can definitely look forward to.

Super Jaded will still be routinely updated and the audio for Biodomination act 1 is still in the works!

Happy Halloween!

As a little reward for the festive season, Fit for a Goddess is now available to $4 and $5 patrons! Enjoy!

Lakota Jacobi, aka Princess Pumpkin

Art that will be posted soon for the Halloween HikerAngel story, Princess Pumpkin and the Knights Three. Here's a fittingly spooky girl for the haunted holiday! Once again drawn by the fantastic ThaiRain!

Super Jaded (6/23)

Chapter 6: Prime

“HEEEELP!!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP US!!!!”

I knew where the voice was coming from. My super-hearing had detected the panicked shouting of the trapped miners long before the media had got wind of the story.

At 2.3 kilometers deep into the earth, retrieving the lost souls would be a dangerous endeavor. With five different collapses due to managerial incompetence, news stations were already declaring expeditioner Archie Atishon and his crew of ten “dead ...

Princess Pumpkin and the Knights Three (Halloween Story!)

A story to be uploaded on Halloween night, enjoy!

Ribas’ Keep. A place home to dangerous beasts and vile criminals; Also the beautiful and pure princess pumpkin. At least, that was the legend told to the three men that stood outside it.

“Now then; Reginald, Olumas... we all agree on the stakes set for us?”

The tallest of the three men, Armagh, diverted his look upon the two men, waiting for a response. They both seemed hesitant, Reginal...

The final piece!

I think it came out great! Very visually distinct!

Biodomination Audio has been recorded!

This audio book was a bit of a challenge to record, namely because it has the talents of not one, not two, but FOUR different actors and actresses! Hopefully this makes the story even more immersive than previous ones!

The actual Audio Book will be available to $9 patrons soon, let the editing process commence!

(The finished cover art will be unveiled tomorrow!)

Super Jaded (5/23)

Chapter 5: Outrage

“Oh. My. God,” Nina murmured the next morning, her voice low and quavering as she looked at her phone, coming to a complete stop on her morning stumble toward the coffee maker.

“What is it, Neens?” asked a groggy Fern from the bed, a single long leg fully revealed by the crumpled covers.

Nina’s stomach was in freefall as her eyes scanned the comments on the viral twitter post.

“So Nina Etana is a lesbitch? Figures.”

“Can’t b...

Inky's World! (Commission from crypticcollaborator)

A commission featuring his malleable elder goddess, Inky! (images that will be used are in attachments!)

A bubbly yawn escaped the large, pitch-black pool of goo that had lay undisturbed for a thousand years. Large, drippy hands formed from the muck, extending upwards until they reached their natural conclusion at the shoulder. The fingers flailed about, as one would do to allow feeling to return to one’s arms after a refreshing night’s sleep.

These goopy tendrils l...

Biodomination cover (Flat Color)

Now they've got color! I quite like how it's all come together! A bit of shading and the title and this audiobook cover is going to look spectacular!

Super Jaded (4/23)

Chapter 4: Party

“So who’s the first person you saved?” asked Fern as we toweled off together after our bath. She bent over to fluff her long, chestnut tresses.

I laughed. “Melissa Hoiburg. She was a soccer player at my high school. Pretty good looking too.”

That caught Fern’s attention, her eyes flashing as she rose and grabbed her bra from beside the tub. “Good looking, huh. Should I be jealous?”

I bit my lip mischievously. “Well, as adolescent fa...

WIP for Biodomination Audio Cover!

This cover is being drawn by a new artist, the infinitely talented ThaiRain! It'll be a 2D  drawing as opposed to the typical 3D model/live action image! What do you guys think?

Serious book!

Here it is! The first chapter of a more serious novel, since there was an overwhelmingly positive reception to my poll yesterday! You can download it as a pdf, as Patreon's formatting doesn't really support it!

Something a little different?

I've been trying my hand at writing a story that's Novel-length and a bit more serious. It will still have some themes of beautification (as well as prominently featuring a rather muscular woman as the main character) However, it's definitely more serious of a story compared to what I usually write.

Would that be interesting to you guys? If so, I'll post the first chapter tomorrow! (Feel free to ask other questions if they come to mind!)

Super Jaded (3/23)

Chapter 3: Fern

I don’t know how long I cried before I heard keys fumbling at the lock. I pried my eyelids open, fighting the salty crust of my dried tears to do it. I instantly knew that I had cried myself to sleep again. Thankfully, this time the sleep was dreamless.

I heard a gasp from across the room, intuitively recognizing that it was Fern. She had this way of sucking in breath that was unique, and I knew that it was her the moment I heard it. Not that anyone else would ...