Boop-boop-a-doop! To mark the 59th anniversary of Marilyn Monroe's death on 4th August, I have recreated her 1961 Douglas Kirkland photoshoot and then expanded on the theme. I have been a Marilyn fan for most of my life and originally bought a wig for cosplay back in 2001 during a trip to London. It was a comedy fancy dress wig that made me look more like a blonde Marx brother, but I have always kept hold of it in the hope of improving the style. Knowing that I would be in the Premier Inn thi...
2021-07-28 15:09:48 +0000 UTC
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Jiggle video to accompany my sailor-themed photoshoot. Anyone for some motorboating?
2021-06-26 18:26:54 +0000 UTC
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Ahoy there! Today I'm showing off my wonderful forepeaks and admirable stern. I am no stranger to seamen and I guarantee that you will not be left feeling like a baggywrinkle as you cast an eye over my charts. Whether you're in the mood for a crafty anchor this evening, or setting aside some time for a Sunday morning lazyjack, my new photoshoot is perfect for even the saltiest of seadogs. There is also a jiggly video treat for my top-tier subscribers. Tits out for the buoys!
2021-06-26 18:18:02 +0000 UTC
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Visiting a popular request theme this month. Many of you often suggest a voyeuristic photoshoot and the shower curtain setting is a popular fantasy. I'm always happy to oblige where my paying fans are concerned, so I hope you enjoy my naughtiest (and naked-est!) photoshoot to date. Now, will somebody please scrub my back?
2021-05-31 08:53:34 +0000 UTC
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Your girl for all seasons. Want to stand under my umbrella?
2021-04-29 09:35:53 +0000 UTC
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Today is the 25th anniversary of the Japanese release of Resident Evil (or Biohazard, as it's known over there). It is my all-time favourite game and has been a part of my life since I was a teenager in the late 1990s.
After the success of my Resident Evil 3 cosplay last year, I started thinking about Jill Valentine's original STARS uniform. Despite lockdown, I was able to buy the basic T-shirt and beret...
2021-03-22 06:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Today is St. David's Day, the national day of Wales. If you're still not aware of my Welsh pride by now, allow me to give you a little reminder. I've turned a Welsh flag into a dress and posed with a variety of Welsh items from my collection, all of which can be seen on my various Instagram accounts during the course of the day.
I haven't been home since January 2020, so I am keeping everything crossed in the hope that I will be able to return this year. Currently July is pencilled in f...
2021-03-01 07:00:02 +0000 UTC
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There's a rumour going around that I'm always horny. I thought I hid it quite well!
This year's Valentine's Day photoshoot is inspired by Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled and I have transformed myself into even more of a devil woman than usual.
2021-02-14 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Playing with balloons in my underwear. As you do.
2021-01-26 16:44:05 +0000 UTC
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I love the feel of a thick sausage between my tits and legs.
2021-01-26 16:35:55 +0000 UTC
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From time to time I receive requests for photoshoots featuring various fetishes. I'm always open to ideas and keep them in the back of my mind for Patreon content, even if the kink doesn't particularly do it for me on a sexual level. The whole Looner thing (Loonerism?) is one such example and I've been asked about it a lot over the years. Finally I have got around to posing with a big pile of balloons and had particular fun with a long, pink phallic example which took Gareth half an hour to i...
2021-01-26 16:01:52 +0000 UTC
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A tinsel tease for your Christmas enjoyment. It's so much better to be naughty than nice.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
2020-12-25 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Wishing a very happy Christmas to all of my subscribers. Thank you so much for your support during this very strange year, which means so much. I love creating this content for your eyes only and will always be sure to give you a little treat each month, no matter how busy I get with other projects.
Premium subscribers can look forward to my annual Christmas tease later, but for now I present a selection of out-takes from the Christmas photoshoot that will be appearing on my various soc...
2020-12-25 06:00:02 +0000 UTC
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It feels like most people have decided to put up their Christmas decorations much earlier this year, but I refused to budge from my December 1st traditions. With just a few days to go, I have started digging things out from their home under the stairs and remembered this gorgeous marquee star that I bought just before Christmas 2018 (I spotted it in Barnsley Asda at about 5.30am on the day before Christmas Eve, realised I couldn't drag it all the way back home on the train, so picked one up i...
2020-11-28 14:55:08 +0000 UTC
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"Bend over, I want to try something different" is a phrase rarely heard outside of Gareth's birthday. But there he stood, brandishing a camera in one hand and a torch in the other. I had nothing better to do, so happily obliged. The results? A very effective collection of abstract shots featuring projections of spooky symbols upon my bare flesh. Even better, I still had the hair and makeup from my Somewhere In Time photoshoot, which gave the images an Edwardian gothic aesthetic.
2020-10-31 18:51:05 +0000 UTC
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A burlesque variation of this year's Hallowe'en photoshoot, revealing a little more of what lies beneath the cloak!
2020-10-31 15:00:33 +0000 UTC
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Alas, poor Fenrir. I did warn him to keep his distance.
Rules, rules and more rules. It's enough to make a girl flip out. What should have been a pleasant day down at the pumpkin patch was ruined by the jobsworth owner Mr. F. Wolf. First he made me queue up to tell him what I wanted ("like, duh, pumpkins"), then he said my hood didn't count as a face covering (even though it engulfed my entire head) and then he informed me that I could only have a pumpkin if I also bought a substantial ...
2020-10-31 14:47:48 +0000 UTC
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"Is it you?"
This month marks the 40th anniversary of one of my favourite films, Somewhere In Time.
Based on Richard Matheson's 1975 novel Bid Time Return, it is a science fiction romance guaranteed to make me cry every time and one of the most realistic time travel stories I have ever experienced (the original novel features a medical explanation that grounds it in reality, whereas the film relies on suspension of disbelief to the very end and is all the more heartbreaking as a r...
2020-10-26 11:58:51 +0000 UTC
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As chat-up lines go, "you look like one of those old Renaissance paintings" is still one of the best compliments that has been thrown in my direction over the years and it has happened on multiple occasions. I get called Mona Lisa a lot (which is fine, because us pale, enigmatic queens of the resting bitch face have to stick together) and other times it's just a polite way of saying I've got inches of creamy curves (these hips don't lie). I'd like to say that it speaks volumes about the intel...
2020-09-30 12:02:16 +0000 UTC
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As the August Bank Holiday brings an interesting summer to an end, I have taken the opportunity to produce a much-requested swimsuit photoshoot. The sun always shines on my private beach, clothing is optional and I relish every opportunity to show off my ball-handling skills. Wish you were here?
2020-08-30 12:40:02 +0000 UTC
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It has been a hectic month running my business, but I haven't forgotten about my lovely patrons and will always be sure to bring you at least one exclusive photoshoot per month.
Seeing as I have been glued to the home office over the last few weeks, I thought I would feed your imaginations with something a little more formal...at least on the surface.
I might look studious and serious, but don't let that fool you. It's never long before my mind starts wandering to more fun pursuit...
2020-07-29 20:04:16 +0000 UTC
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All that exercise worked up a sweat, so I simply had to pour water over myself to cool down. I'm sure you wouldn't take advantage of the situation or entertain thoughts of slipping between my cleavage as you stare at my moist, naked body. Would you?
2020-06-21 10:00:31 +0000 UTC
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As promised, an extended video where I put a lot of effort into making the girls bounce.
2020-06-21 09:51:22 +0000 UTC
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Namaste.
As it's International Yoga Day, I thought I'd take the opportunity to relax in the sunshine with a few stretches. I am by no means a yoga addict, but I have found it useful over the years as a means of focusing the mind and testing the limits of my flexibility. Plus it goes without saying that I have found myself in something of a downward dog position on many occasions in my life.
I know many of you have a bit of a thing for leggings, so I decided to wear my tightest, fi...
2020-06-21 09:44:02 +0000 UTC
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One of the most popular requests I have received over the years is for a workout photoshoot. At first I was surprised by the number of fitness freaks amongst you, then it was pointed out that your desire was fuelled more by the anticipation of seeing my round arse in lycra and some bouncing boobage. As it happens, either reason is fine by me.
In honour of International Yoga Day, you are about to see your wishes fulfilled. But first I need to warm up...
2020-06-21 09:22:47 +0000 UTC
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Never knowingly under-dressed for Tesco.
2020-06-18 09:51:28 +0000 UTC
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This week is twenty years since I bought my beloved Sega Dreamcast console. To celebrate, I have recreated one of my favourite Official Dreamcast Magazine covers and posed with a few accessories. On my Instagram featured stories, you can also see a countdown of my favourite Dreamcast games.
2020-06-06 16:39:03 +0000 UTC
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You thought I was innocent when you asked me to your room. I was happy to let you believe it. I acted coy when you told me to undress, but the camera never lies and I could not hide the thrill of showing off. As I took control of the situation, you were left in no doubt that I was experienced. Don't be scared. Let me be your femme fatale. A sexy assassin with nothing on but the radio.
2020-05-25 15:03:01 +0000 UTC
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I've been back in my time machine 😉
In 2015, I put victory rolls in my hair to attend the VE Day 70th anniversary celebration in Cardiff. I was much more camera shy back then and didn't take any photos (I know, right?!). They're a pain in the arse to set in place, so I've never bothered since. But as it's the 75th anniversary of that momentous day, I thought I'd have another go.
My home was built in 1905 and was lucky to survive the Bootle Blitz relatively...
2020-05-08 19:19:07 +0000 UTC
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May the fourth be with you 😁
2020-05-04 18:36:04 +0000 UTC
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