Oh no!
Zenuvel finally got caught!
After 2 years in hiding under Bigail's bed, she wanted to go out a little bit.
The very second she walked out of the apartment, 2 FBI agents were there, working on another thing, and they decided to arrest her because of her green skin and long ears.
The morale of the story is, when Bigail tells you to stay under the bed, stay under the bed.
I'm sure that now, the govment is doing terrible things to her.
I'm all about music but music is too complicated for me.
Instruments have too many rules and notes and shit.
My memory can't do that, not my fault.
I need for to make my own instrument.
So just like Gaston Lagaffe and his Gaffophone, Bigail invented her own instruments.
Many in fact.
Got the Tickliano, the Bigailophone and now, Bigail's Butt Bongos.
The sounds are beautiful.
Also great as for to tickling.
When I go out to get drunk with strangers, I prefer for to have Delphine wait for me in the closet.
I don't want her to do no-nos and other stupid things she would regret.
While I'm drinking moonshine in the back of a pick up truck going 100mph on sketchy farm roads with alcoholic strangers.
I love her too much for that.
When Penguin and I find a restrained pair of soles, we will, as for to, touch, torture, tickle, taste, tease, treasure and tongue them. That is just a fact of life.
Why are there pairs of restrained soles laying around?
Because sometimes I tie up a girl, go to the bathroom, forget about her, go smoke, go eat, and then I find the pair of soles.
I find them, start the tickle and torture, and do that until I need to go to the bathroom.
Then I forget, go smoke, go eat...
Or Armless Daggerfight, depending on how long your manbaton is.
Which one will you choose for tonight!?!?!?
(Yes you can choose all three.)
The Inermicis. The perfect armless restraining tool available on the market.
Is you find it hard to bondage your armless girlfriend?
Well search no more.
Because the Inermicis is the new thing.
It's just a pole with 3 Cuffigails.
One for the neck and 2 for the leg.
Keep them in a hogtie-style kinda style.
Also make them easily transportable like a suitcase you know.
169$
Buy now.
"OH! MISTER THE JANITOR!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!! Please untie me!!!"
"Mister the janitor!?!?!? How come you don't know my name yet?"
"Uhhh... I'm so sorry... But... No one wants to learn the janitor's name... Can you please untie me!? My hands hurt a little and I'm missing my class!!!"
"Who tied you up like that!?"
"Stupid Abigail and her friends, Victoria and Ember... They always mess with me..."
"Stupid Abigail!? Weird... Because last time I saw Abigail, Victo...
The fight kept on going.
Some kissing here.
Some licking there.
But nobody could predict what happened next.
Unless you saw the pictures before reading this.
Now in a stalemate, the two milfs were now in the famous scissors position. They were both in position of weakness and power at the same time.
Nobody knows who humped first but someone did and the other one followed.
They started grinding like grinding was illegal in some states.
Va...
"When you are done with my legs Chris, I want you to do the same for Delphine... I want you to lick her entire legs. AND JUST THE LEGS!!! Don't you dare touch her private parts...."
2023-10-06 20:01:22 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hey Ember! Is that your twin sister, Greeber?"
"Yes. Greeber is in town for the 869th Annual Fallu City Big Feet Tickling Festival. "
"What's the Annual Fallu City Big Feet Tickling Festival!? Is there a little farm at that festival and is it the type of little farm where we are allowed to pet the animals and in these animals, are there sheep that I will be allowed to pet?"
"No."
"... Goats?"
"No there is no farm."
"Oh! But are we allowed to pet the s...
Curious and horny, Alexandra slowly let go of Seb's legs and feet as for to crouch under the table. Alexendra moved to the middle and rubbed Sebastien's legs, butt, back and neck at the same time.
Sebastien was in some kind of trance state so he didn't notice the slow change of 8 hands to 4. He just moaned and keep saying "Oh yeah..." like a big perv.
Alexandra, now under the table and a few inches away from the fabled DoubleDick, was a lustful mess. Her and her sister learnt f...
A nice place for to hang your pillowgirls.
2023-10-06 00:13:21 +0000 UTC View Post
After working so hard all night trying for to make people fall asleep, both pillowgirls deserved a little sexy kiss-kiss time.
2023-10-05 01:31:35 +0000 UTC View Post
"Ready for to go, Bigail!?"
"MMGGGHHHNNN!!!!"
"Alriiiiiiiiight!!!"
Is you unsure sometimes?
Is your mind prone to the changing?
At random?
Never for to be sure?
Do I want to be tickled?
Do I want to be diddled?
Do I want to be disciplineled?
You just don't can't know.
So let the Nummularium make choices for you. Using the magic of the random, it will randomly choose one of the 4 states and keep that state for a random amount of time.
The four states are:
Black, AKA Off: Nothing happens. I...
I love doing those things.
You guys should send me requests by the way.
Doing requests tomorrow!
Victoria absolutely loves the feeling of latex all over her body. She goes crazy.
What she does is insert some vibrating eggs or other vibrators inside her pleasure palace before getting inside a tight latex bodysuit. After that, she put on a hood or a mask with a blindfold and some headphones. When she feels sensory-deprived enough, she then activates the vibrators with a little remote. She then squirms and moans and cums and tries to hump everything. Usually until the batteries die.<...
Boo
Is you scared of armless pumpkinhead girls?
They wait, all night, in front of your door. Waiting for you for to come back from work on this cold, dark, October night. They know you lonely. They know you are horny.
They know.
Oh they know.
But they ain't real so.
You shouldn't be scared.
They don't even have arms.
And their heads are easily splatterable.
But I'm still not sure if they want to bang you or hurt you.
Proba...
I was going to make her a latexsuit post too but then I thought "Silver doesn't has not latex suit! SILVER AIN'T EVEN GOT NO TOOTHBRUSH!!!".
But then I remember that she does have SOME stuffs.
She does have her trashsuit.
The guys love it.
Well... Nasty Larry and Slimey Jimmy love it.
Because she has a hot date with Pungeant Bob tonight, she asked me as for to upgrade her suit a little.
I added two holes, as for to show her soles to her date.
"What would you like to have for lunch, Bigail!?"
"Eeeehhhh... Triangle!"
"Triangle!?"
"Yes. Triangle."
"..."
"I need to pee."
"Waiiiiiit a minute! Wait wait wait! What do you mean by triangle!?"
"Triangle food. Pizzas, watermelon slices, a wedge of cheese... Triangles!"
"So if I make you a sandwich..."
"..."
"And I cut it in triangles... That would be okay?"
"Of course!"
"But if I make you the same sandwic...
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?"
"Oh! That's MrArgent! Well... Technically MiniMrArgent..."
"WHAT HAPPENED!"
"He wanted to buy my shrink ray gun but I accidentaly used it on him trying to show it off. I also accidentaly activated the permanent mode."
"THIS IS FREAKY!"
"We'll have to take care of him now."
"WE!?!?!?"
https://www.deviantart.com/mrargent
Fuck I love her. Delphine is just too beautiful.
2023-10-02 00:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
"So let me get this straight, Bigail..."
"Yes."
"You are now the new mayoress of Fallu City..."
"Yes."
"And you created a bunch of new laws..."
"Yes."
"And you do not tell me, Victoria, your best friend for the forever since birth. We have been inseparable since our mothers simultaneously gave us the birth and we slipped and fell one next to each other and started holding hands. And we pretty much held hands until you met Delphine. We have the cutest ...
This one is trying to please everyone: You got the feet, you got the butt, you got the boobs, you got the mouth and you got the pleasure palace.
Thank you to Miranda for offering her help with the prototype.
The only question that is older than the pyramids.
Not kidding. The egyptians were like the biggests furries the Earth ever seen. All their gods are human dressed like animals. AND YES, THERE WAS A BUNNY GOD https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unut and I'm pretty sure they made her and her fursuit way before the pyramids. It sounds way easier for to make her fursuit. The pyramids must have been hard to build. I can m...
