Hanged By The Toes
Ouchie!!!
I would never do that...
Ok maybe try it like 3 seconds but after, you help me down right away. I don't want you to just leave me there.
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VR Roleplay
Sebastien and Iris love to play some kind Virtual Reality-Reality game. It's like Dungeons and Dragons I guess but Iris always get captured by the bad guys.
"So what do you see now, Iris!?"
"I'm still hogtied... Still in the prison cell... Oh no... I see a bad guy coming..."
"And..."
"He grabbed me by the neck..."
"Interesting... Alright!"
"*Choking* He then... Lifts me... And place me on my knees... He is sitting down on a bench... Still holding my neck *Choking*"
"Very interesting... And then?"
"He seems curious about my... Breasts..."
"Hehehe..."
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Girl/Stressgirl 4
Victoria is never really stressed out... Except before big cheer championships and stuffs like that.
Like me, Victoria refuse to become a responsible adult. We don't want to know about taxes, govments and other stupid stuffs like that. We just wanna have fun.
Victoria is the personification of the song "Girls Just Want To Have Fun".
I'm sure she would still use her Stressgirl-herself all the time. Just for to tickle herself and stuffs like that. The muffled moans of Stressgirl Victoria are very sexy and probably my favorite.
"Mmmhph... Mmmmmmhph..."
As an example.
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Stressgirlization
Not all limbless girl gets for to become a Stressgirl.
It is an honor.
A badge of... Honor.
Prestige.
High rank in social?
Nobody really cares about what I write so.
FIN
Perfect Match
Some things just are just a better match than other match.
As for to an example:
Coca-Cola and smoking.
The color red and the color green.
Grebigail and Grepenguin.
Rebigail and Repenguin.
Grebigail and Rebigail can also for to be a great match, although they fight a lot.
It's better to keep Grepenguin and Repenguin far away from each other at all time.
FIN.
Stuffs Dispenser
Everywhere these days, there is these weird goo dispensers all over the place, mostly at entrances to stuffs.
I asked my friend what it was and they told me it was alcohol.
I don't even drink alcohol, so I'm not going to start washing my hands with it.
I'm too scared of catching the Covid by touching the bottles anyway.
But anyway, Thea's got a new job, dispensing the alcohol to people.
No, not a barmaid. You have to be hot to be a barmaid.
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Nurses On Duty
"What do you think we should do, Nurse Bigail!?"
"I just don't know... This Feet-In-Face therapy is NOT working... She is still horny and dripping wet..."
"Hum... You know what..."
"What do you have in mind, Nurse Delphine!?"
"I think it's time for some... Fingers-In-Fanny therapy... If you know what I mean..."
"I... Don't..."
"Put your fingers... In... Her..."
"..."
"Fanny."
"GOT IT!"
And the nurses kept working, overtime, trying to get Phoebe, AKA Jojo, to stop being so horny.
FIN.
Request: Massage For Seb 12
Alexendra stopped playing with the doublerod for a moment, she wanted to massage Seb's face. With her boobies.
"Oh my God... That is so gooooooooooood... I love you girls..."
Said Sebastien, to the boobies. Alexendra was literally giving his head a boobjob. That gave an idea to her sister, but more about that later.
"Open your mouth."
Asked Alexendra. He did.
"Good boy."
She then let an unholy amount of delicious fresh saliva drool down from her tongue to his. When she was done, she asked him as for to swallow it, which he did.
FIN
No wait it's not the FIN at all.
More to for to be continued.
Request: Helping The Limbless
After weeks and weeks of never helping them get together, Thea finally broke down and decided as for to help them.
She laid Christian down on the bed and lifted Phoebe, or "Jojo", as she like to call herself now for some reason, right over his erect penis.
"Are you ready guys!?"
"Oh GOD YES!!!"
Moaned Jojo, horny AF, as the youth say. Christian didn't need to say anything, his stickyrod was literally pointed at Jojo's genital area-region.
And that is how they finally did the do.
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Request: Twerking Fail Animated
The reason there is three video is because:
The request was for a 360 camera, which is video 59-05
Wasn't happy about the quality so decided to add a static camera one 59-56
Which was looking at the girl from the front and I was like... That stupid, he probably wants to see twerking from the back 00-48
So yeah, good for people who loves armless, big-breasted girls trying and failing at the art of twerking.
Request: Girl/Stressgirl 3
Cashmere Edition
I don't know why Cashmere would need a Stressgirl. She smokes way too much as for to have the time to be stressed.
Request: Conjoined Teamwork
Apparently, teamwork is essential as for to be a conjoined person.
No idea why, just saying stuffs I'm not even sure is true.
FIN
Girl/Stressgirl 2
I don't know what Delphine would do with a Stressgirl-herself. Delphine is already a master at stress management. Being a nurse but mostly, Bigail's mommy-girlfriend, she has no choice but to.
I know she loves cooking so she would probably just use her Stressgirl has a smell-tester.
"Does that smell good?"
"HhhuuuuummmMMMMMMmmmhhhh!!!"
Delphine is so wholesome and good and perfect and cute and awesome and kind and nice and compassionate and friendly and warm.
Her farts do stinks tho.
So nobody is perfect.
FIN
The morale of this story is that Delphine is perfect.
Favorite Bench
Everyone's got a favorite bench, as for to.
Mine is downtown, by the canals. It's made out of Jasmine.
Penguin and I love to go sit on it and eat delicious popcycles.
A sheep and a penguin on a human-bench... Who knew!?
Giant Socks
I just couldn't think of a better title, for to be honest.
Sockophilia?
Let me Google something okay? Don't act like you are super busy. You are NOT MrArgent. Unless you are, then please, MrArgent, don't waste your time reading this, return to your important business, I just want to ask Google what is the word for the love of socks and you probably already know that word. For the rest of you, stay there and read and wait until I find the answer:
There is no word for it really. I guess we'll use "Sock Fetish" for now.
Thank you for your patience.
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Teamwork
In cheerleading, just like in football, or any other sportsballs, the most important thing is teamwork.
The better the teamwork, the better the team and the better the work.
I'm not very good at team work. I'm much better all alone or with someone very close to me.
Victoria and Rosalie are awesome at it. They know how to like... Become one.
It's like they can combine their biorhythm or some shit like that.
Teamwork truly is the cornerbrick of the church that is sportsballs. You take away that cornerbrick and the entire church will crumble to the ground. They should hide that brick, sounds like a dangerous thing for to have.
Girl/Stressgirl 1
It would be so great as for to have a stressgirl-myself as for to talk to for hours.
I'm sure I/she would also love it, listening to me, without the ability to talk back.
I'm almost jealous of me/her.
"... and that is why there is seven days in a week, because the romans could only see 7 things in the sky:
The Sun, as for to Sunday
The Moon, as for to Monday
Mars, as for to Tuesday. In french, it's still "Mardi", or "Mars Day". I guess they changed it to "Two" at some point.
Mercury, as for to Wednesday. In french, it's still "'Mercredi", or "Mercure Day". I guess they changed it to "Day of the Wedding" at some point. Nobody knows what happened up there when the vikings arrived. But I know they changed the name of the next day too:
Jupiter, as for to Thursday (Thor's Day). In french, it's still "Jeudi", or "Jupiter's Day". Thor and Jupiter are the same guy, Zeus also.
Venus, as for to Friday. In french, it's still "Vendredi", or "Venus Day". I guess they fried stuffs on that day and they changed it again, those fuckin brits.
Saturn, as for to Saturday. In french, it makes no sense so fuck that. It's the day of Saturn, obviously.
The romans couldn't see Uranus (lol) and Neptune. If they did, weeks would have nine days.
And that is why there is seven days in a week.
Now, why are there 12 months in a year!?
Easy. But we need to go back to those romans again, who had 10 months in a year..."
Buried Up To The Breasts
Like most of you, Penguin is a male.
Males love big breasts, AKA big boobs.
So when he buries girls in the sand, down at the beach, he always makes sure as for to keep her breasts uncovered.
At least for a little while. So he can play with them.
Do you know female penguins don't even have breasts!?
I guess that's fair since the male penguin doesn't even have a penis...
Learn more on the next episode of... NATURE: DOCUMENTED!!!
*Aftershow music*
FIN
The morale of this story is that you never know when you are inside an episode of everyone's very favorite episodic nature documentary tv show: Nature: Documented.
S'Péter Une Trolle
In canada's France, we have a weird language. Even people in europe's France can't understand our shitty ass french.
"S'Péter Une Trolle" is basically untranslatable but I'll try.
S' stands for "Se", which is, sadly, untranslatable. Let's put this one on the ice for now and forget about it.
Péter stands for "Faire", which in english is the verb To Do. Although "Péter" actually means "To Fart" or "To Explode". Don't ask.
Une is NOT easily translatable. You see, in french, even THINGS have gender. I know some of you would say that Une is One, but they would be oh so wrong. Une is One, but female. Un is One, but male.
Try to follow along for fuck sakes it's not that complicated.
The last word is Trolle. A Trolle has nothing to do with trolls and trolling people online. A Trolle is a way to fish. That is when you passively let the line behind the running boat, instead of actively throwing and reeling the line. That is why we call the smoking I do a Trolle, because I place a tiny poox of hashish at the end of my cigarette and passively let it fill the bottle instead of actively smoking a joint.
So, S'Péter Une Trolle basically mean: "As For To Smoke Some Hash Using A Bottle And A Cigarette".
As for to Troller yourself, you gonna need:
-Hashish
-Cigarettes
-An empty bottle with a hole in it.
-Lighter
-Coca-Cola, ice-cold.
-A place as for to place your poox.
The poox, (Tiny balls of hashish), must for to place on something, like a table or a... Desk.
But personally, I prefer feet.
"Stop struggling, Thea! The more you move, the higher the chances of me burning your soles! Hehehehehehehehe!!!"
Suntanned Victoria
"I'm so white... I wish my skin was darker than yours sometimes..."
"That's because of my ancestor's geneticals. I guess most of your ancestors are for northern Europe or something..."
"I would have to go to the beach everyday..."
"Exactly! You take as much sun as you can while I get as less sun as I can!"
"So you are going to stay inside all summer!?"
"No... We'll just need to find a way for me to go to the beach without the sun seeing me..."
"Yeah... We'll have to hide all your skin..."
"Not necessarily... We don't need to hide my soles..."
"Wow... That would be a cool scientific experiment to do this summer but... You'll never agree to do that..."
"Victoria... I would do ANYTHING for you... And for science..."
"Thank you Bigail..."
The two BFFs hugged and cried for a few hours. There was a lot of emotions there.
The next summer, Victoria was very tan, much darker than Bigail.
FIN
The morale of the story is friendship will win always for to ever.
Perfect Saturday
Some days are just more perfecter than others.
Saturdays are great because Delphine doesn't work that day and the day after.
She usually just want to relax and read a good book.
And have me strictly restrained and eating her ass until she falls asleep.
When she does fall asleep, I can also fall asleep, as long as I wake up before she does.
If I am not actively licking, kissing or eating her ass when she finally wakes up, we'll have to do it again on Sunday.
FIN
Morale of this story is: Perseverance.
The Joy Of Lightspeed
"JESUS CHRIST I'M SO HAPPY! I FINALLY REPAIRED MY SPACESHIP!!!"
"Jesus Christ!? You might have spent too much time on Earth, Zenuvel..."
"What!? I didn't learned about Jesus Christ here... Jesus Christ is known in the entire universe, Bigail."
"... I knew that."
"Wanna come test it with me!?"
"Is it dangerous to test spaceships!?"
"I'll let you wear one of my vaginium spacesuit."
"Let's do it. Comon Penguin!"
Our very favorite heroine, our very favorite plushie penguin and our very favorite aliengirl made their way into Zenuvel's spaceship.
"Why are you using your feet as for to control the ship!?"
"What else should I use!?"
"Your hands."
"That's ridiculous. Feet are much sexier than hands."
"Woah... My whole life was a lie?"
"What do you know about lightspeed, Bigail!?"
"Uhhhh... Lightspeed!?... Uhhhhh... Is... The... Speed... Of... Light...???"
"Exactly!"
"Hehe."
"So if you know that, you know all about the effects of travelling at that speed?"
"... ... ... Of course. But maybe you could refresh my memory... For the people at home?"
"Travelling at that speed, the tiny little thingies that make up the universe like quarks and shit like that, will have a tiny effect on the most sensitive place on your body... Your genitals, as we pass through them."
"I don't get it."
"There will be a vibration effect... Felt by.... Your genitals..."
"I still don't get it."
"Let me show you."
Zenuvel activated the lightspeed and both women started moaning and screaming in pleasure, especially Bigail. She was basically losing her mind, feeling like she was being fucked by the universe. Zenuvel had been travelling at lightspeed for 6000 years so she was used to it.
FIN
The morale of the story is that faster you go, the more.
Armless Bondage
When Jasmine lost her arms in that terrible scooter accident, she thought that our very favorite heroine, Abigail LaPéniple, would lose interest as for to bondage her.
She thought wrong.
Armless girls are still 100% bondageable.
FIN
The morale of this story is that armless girls are still 100% bondageable.
Unlocking The Stressgirl
"Sebastien, are you sure you can do this!?"
"Of course I can. Babysitting a Stressgirl!? Please! And Ember!? She's an angel!"
"She is. And she likes you a lot. She is very attracted to you in fact."
"What is that!? Stressgirls don't usually have a lock down there..."
"Well... Ember is MY Stressgirl and I like her for to be always horny. Berber hasn't had a orgasm in 6 months now, her new personal record. She is HORNY AS FUCK, as the youth say."
"I think they say "Horny AF", actually."
"Wait a minute... Are you younger than me!?"
"I don't know... You have been 25 for like 3 years now so you clearly lie about your age and you never really gave me an age..."
"... Why would I give you an age!? And I would never lie about my age..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"So here's the key to her lockable genital plug. Don't let her seduce you with her beautiful eyes."
"I won't. Have a good weekend at the Sheep, Pancakes and Shoes convention you got invited by this unknown e-mail. I would totally come if it wasn't so far away..."
"Yeah... Somalia... I'm finally going to Europe... But I couldn't miss this convention, it's almost like this convention was made for to me. Did I tell you it's sponsored by Coca-Cola!? The e-mail said all Coke products will be free and there will be a 69-feet tall Coke fountain!"
"Have fun!"
"You too!"
After climbing into a sketchy plane, Bigail was never for to be seen again.
FIN
The morale of the story is E-mails are lies.
Goth Stressgirls Time
Sometimes, when you are a goth girl, you need time as for to socialize with your stressgirls.
It can be hard, since they can't talk, but their moans can easily represent "Yes" and "No". So like monkeys, you can kinda ask them simple questions.
"Did you girls miss me!?"
"Hmhnoh."
"Awnnnnnn... I missed you too..."