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Request: Handjob For Futabigail

Request: Figure It Out

Ever since Thea has gotten the job as for to be both Christian and Phoebe's caregiver, life has changed tremendously for all three of them.

Thea no longer sleeps in the street and sell her body to strangers. So that's good. She is also back to eating regular food and showering everyday. Good stuffs. She now has a goal in life: Taking care of two people in need. Good for her.

Phoebe, who weirdly lost all her limbs and 90% of her breasts, is now very happy. She loves her new caregiver, Thea, and loves her new roommate, Christian. I guess because she hates me and Thea hates me, they get along great. She started asking people to call her "Jojo", which is weird.

As for to Christian, he is happier than ever before. Both Thea and Phoebe loves him and care for him very much. He feels much safer now that Bigail is just his friend and not his caregiver. "Bigail is better at caring for plush animals", he said many times. He is much better now.

The only thing is, there is much less "Sexy Time", as they say. Thea's thing is that she loves to watch them struggle and try to make love to each other. They need to "Figure it out!", as she said. She will place them at opposite sides of the bed and tell them: "Try to reach an orgasm before I do!". Thea will then selfishly masturbate while watching Christian and "Jojo" try to worm their way to each other. Problem is, Thea basically always cum when Christian's penis finally starts touching Jojo's wet and warm pussy lips.

"Comon Chris! You got it! I feel it! Comon my boy!"

"I think I got it Jojo! You are so wet! Can you feel it!?"

"YES! PUSH IT IN! COMON MY BOY!"

At that very moment, Thea placed her foot right on Christian's head, completely distracting him. His hard penis plopped out of Jojo's tight vagina.

"WHAT HAPPENED CHRIS!?"

"I'M SORRY!! DON'T WORRY, I CAN DO IT AGAIN!"

And that is when Thea let out her usual orgasmic growl, marking the end of the recreation.

Better luck next week, Chris...

Request: The Turning Of The Table

Oh no!

Our very favorite heroine, Abigail LaPlusbelle, got herself into quite a predicament while on a surprise visit to her friend and business associate, our very favorite anti-hero, MrArgent.

As for to bring him a dozen donuts and check on his Minigail Cleaning System, Bigail kindly and selflessly invited herself to his estate. She didn't go as for to try to be invited to hang out by his amazing pool. She did pack a swimsuit just in case.

When opening the front door without a knock, a ring or even a phonecall, Bigail got the surprise of her life. In front of her, MrArgent was tied up to a chair, all alone in his foyer. Gagged and unable to warn Bigail, MrArgent could just watch as she ran toward him, activating the trap.

Orange Minigail finally got her revenge. She caught her master AND her creator.

She was in charge now. No more cleaning bathrooms for her.

She quickly made her way to Bigail's purse, as for to get some hashish but mostly, her Shrink Ray Gun.

She then shot the rays thingies toward MrArgent and Bigail, making them Minis. The horror!

She then inverted the polarities (Put the green wire on the red pole, put the red wire on the green pole) before shootinh herself in the hed, making her normal size. THE HORROR!

That is when green Tinygail, the supervisor, arrived on the scene. Is she going to listen to her master an her creator, which are now smaller than her, or is she going to listen to her inferior and least favorite Minigail just because she is the tallest now!?

For to be continued.

Now:

She listens to orange Normalsizygail, of course.

She quickly transformed MrArgent and Bigail into forever-shoe-cleaning slaves. Not only that, they are obligated to clean using the fabric of their underwear. You might think they get a lot of pleasure from it but do not worry, Tinygail is always there, ready as for to electroshock the shit out of them right before they reach Pleasure Ville. Although sometimes she is so busy electroshocking Bigail, she forgets about MrArgent and that is when he let go of his special shoe-cleaning lotion, stealthly.

FIN

Thea's Reduction

You think I'm going to waste money designing a pot for Thea!? LOL

Luckily there is a always a stray cat wandering around.

She's a little bit like Garfield too in a way.

She's lazy and fat and eats a lot and is black and orange and I don't really like her. She's also jealous of Odie, a loyal, lovely, kind, happy, dopey, big-eyed and mostly, very smart, dog. That dog is all about love and happiness and love to lick stuffs. That dog could easily represent our very favorite heroine, in a way.

I guess Delphine is Jon?

He IS always dressed in blue...

Wingless Airplane

Not because a plane doesn't have wings that they can't fly...

That is so disrespectful to the amputee people...

Maybe.

Don't never listen to me. I ain't a good example.

You better stick to your ideas.

Just do what you got to do.

And forget my ideas.

Forget and forgive.

Maybe.

Buns

"I can't believe they finally let you open "Gloryholes"!!! Your own donut shop!"

"Actually, it's called Buns now. The whole "Gloryholes" concept didn't work after the govment told me I couldn't lock up girls for 16 hours at a time in tiny lockers with a holes where their mouths are. Apparently, you can't do that in restaurants. Not hygienic or something."

"Uhhh... You serious!? Then  fuck this place... Why would I come here???"

"They did greenlit my "Rollergirls" idea tho."

"What does that mean? Girls serve in rollerblades!?"

"Not exactly."

Presenting

When Delphine wants for to gain my attention, she knows what to do.

She will present her best arguments to me, which are irrefutable.

So she always win.

But I don't mind losing to her.

Because I'm very mature.

I'm a very mature person.

I'm always impressed at the amount of progress I did since I was 5.

Back then, my memory was shit tho, I can barely remember stuffs.

I guess my memory is still shit right now tho. I can barely remember stuffs also.

Maybe I haven't progressed at all.

After all.

Girls/Stressgirls

Which one is the cutest as for to you?

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Delphine's Reduction

I like every and all Delphines. I would like one of each.

The Cinisepedeum

I thought it made sense for to add some soles next to the ashtray-face.

Feet are perfect as for to ash your cigarette on. Hashish smokers know you need to get rid of all that grey ash at the tip of your cigarette as for to stick your hash balls there.

Also boobs, as for to.

569$

Snowwomaning

Snowwomaning
/sno-wo-man-ning/

Verb

1. The act of to using a woman not very important as for to a base structure as for to build a snowwoman around their body. The not very important person, that won't be missed, is usually hogtied and tied to a pole but it is not a requirement.

Snowwomaning is done for the fun of. 

Exemple

"Thea? Oh! Right! I Snowwomaned her yesterday. She should still be in the backyard."

Origin

Santa Claus used it the first time.

Pedes Patrioti

When a man as patriotic, important and busy as MrArgent needs a foot massage, he can always count on America for to pay him back.

In the form of tiny, patriotic, feet-massaging Bigails.

Called Pedes Patrioti, because of my weird Latin fetish, these tiny bitches will massage the fuck out of your feet.

Comes in a 5-pack. You can expect that always at least one will take a nap.

Don't use them for other stuffs tho... Just keep them at your feet... They might be curious and try as for to massage other places on your body. Don't let them.

https://www.deviantart.com/mrargent let's help him get to 5000 watchers!!!

Cooked For To Be Eaten

The beautiful damsels always get eaten first.

Hood Ornament Delphine

The only thing that can make an old BMW more beautifuler is a hood ornament.

But not any hood ornament, you need one that is as sexy as the car itself.

That is where Delphine comes in.

Thank you Delphine.

We love you.

Iris's Reduction

From Hot Girl to Pot Girl!

Alien Technologies

Because I love Zenuvel, I am hiding her from the govment, keeping her safe from all that experimentations they would do to her.

But because I love America, I need as for to make sure Zenuvel and her race is not a threat to America. They can invade anywhere else, but they need as for to keep America America.

So that is why I am secretly and stealthly studying Zenuvel. Until I got caught. Zenuvel is very intelligent. She caught me immediately. Now I do it in the open.

Today I found a very peculiar gun under her bed. That is where she hides most of the stuffs she retrieves from her crashed spaceship. She hides all that probably radioactive and dangerous stuffs under her bed.  You might think this is alarming but it is not because this used to be Thea's bed... So... The radiation is probably the only thing able as for to clean that nasty ass bed.

But yeah I found a weapon today. I decided as for to confront Zenuvel about it. She told me it was just her Space Tickling Gun. I asked her if she was ready as for to sacrifice her feet for to proove it. She accepted.

Twas just a Space Tickling Gun after all.

I still placed Zenuvel in quarantine, just for to make sure.

Bitchsuit Stella

Woof!

The Ciniseum

Brand new from the Fallustore!

The Ciniseum!

Search no more!

If you were searching for a human-ashtray solution as for to.

169$

Banging His Teddy Girl

Plushophilia is a real thing.

Let's celebrate it.

FIN

Butts For To Be

Sometimes, you just needs things for to be simple, for to be, for to be.

Gord Style Table

Influenced by a table Gord (House Of Gord) did once.

I added a screen because I would add a screen to anything and everything.

I always need to listen to Youtube or something as for to calm down the Tinnitus Man, we all know that.

Do you prefer no screen, tiny screen (Leaving the mouth as for to clean your chocolate-covered fingers) or the big screen (No mouth access).

I think the tiny screen is better option because of my allergy to sticky fingers.

Fun At The Dog Park

Pleasuring His Pulvinus

Bang bang the bunny

Bigail's Reduction

You can only take one.

Which one do you take!?

Leave a comment lol you won't.

Straitdress Party

I love MrArgent. He is so kind.

He just invited Delphine, Stella, Victoria and I to a super big party with all of Fallu City's elite.

Not only that, he said he has expensive dresses for to gift to us. He is too nice to say it but our clothes are poor people's clothes and we cannot show up to this kind of party like that.

He is coming over right now! He told me he needed a few hours as for to "Prepare" us. We are so excited. Victoria even peed her pants. Ok it was me.

A few hours later:

"Comon girls! Walk faster!"

Ordered MrArgent, holding a leash that was connected to all four collars.

"I got Fallu City's elite waiting in my penthouse: Greasy Greg is there, Nasty Larry is there, Sebastien is there, I even got the owner of that disgusting bar down the street, "Date Rape", to come by and he invited all his cousins! And guess what, THE GOVERNOR is there!!!"

"Wow! A governor!"

Thought all four girls. Unfortunately "The Governor" is just the street wrestling name of Toothless Tommy.

Straitdress On The Subway

There is no seatbelts on subways...

So I feel safer in a straitdress.

I also feel safer in Sebastien's arms.

Because I know whatever is going to kill me is going to kill him first.

He might even soften the blow enough as for me to survive.

FIN

Stuck In The Table

Oh no!

Silver is stuck in a table owned by the infamous MrArgent, AKA The Fallu City Snatcher.

Him and his mini sidekick, Mini Silverigail, are now beating the shit out of her soles using wooden canes!!!

All this while watching his very favorite TV soap: L'Amour, La Romance Et La Séduction.

Luckily, each episode are only 90 minutes long and MrArgent never watches more than 2 seasons (Each seasons have 28 episodes) at a time.

Black Cells

Inside the deepest underground basement of the Cardinal Institute, we find the Black Cells.

These are called Black Cells because instead of the usual white on white setting, the setting in black-on-black.

That is where they place the worst of the worst. Me.

Bitchsuit Delphine

I cannot imagine what would have happened to Delphine if she never met me. She would probably be some puppyslave to a weirdo that would treat her like a dog.

I much prefer the reality of things. The fact that I found this poor girl and made her into my mommy-girlfriend probably saved her life.

You are welcome, Delphine.

I love you too.