"Do you think she can drink as much as before, with her normal body?"
"Actually, she drinks more now."
"WHAT!? That's impossible!"
"No! It's logical! She is like a tiny hummingbird now! She needs sugar water! She stopped eating pancakes and chicken nuggets and burgers tho. She said it's too hard to process hard food now. She prefers her new diet: Coca-Cola and cigarettes."
"She stopped smoking hash!?!?"
"Oh no. That's the only reason why she keeps smoking cigarettes, to smoke her hash with."
"Oh! Good! You got me scared for a second there..."
"Actually, you should start preparing some right now... It's her smoking time soon..."
"When are her smoking times!?"
"Basically always. Those times between her drinking Coke and her pissing Coke..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! Look at her big ass nose! Even MY HANDS could fit in there!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"WOOOOUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I BET I COULD FIT BOTH MY FEET IN HER BIG ASS MOUTH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
FIN
The morale of this story is: Inflate something normal, like your hands of your feet, not your head. If you do, people will laugh at you and make you cry. Probably.
When the famous Miranda The Witch lost her arms and legs to that sexy ass fighting princess, Our Majesty Abigail LaPatrone The First, she couldn't ride her broom no more.
You see, as for to grip the broom, you need hands and you need legs. You don't really need the bottom part but you at least need some thighs.
So the first spell she learned after she wormed her way back to her tower is the levitation one.
She now hover over the ground like some kind of flying quad woman.
She then learned telekinesis, as for to use her broom again.
FIN
The morale of this one is self-explanatory I think.
It is a very normal Saturday afternoon and our very favorite heroine, Abigail LaPlante, is playing "Tie Me Up And Do What You Want To My Body" with our very favorite cheerleader, Victoria.
"I never know if I want to be gagged with socks or with panties... Life is such a struggle sometimes..."
Said our very favorite of all time, Bigail.
"I haven't washed my cheerleading socks yet... I trained 6 hours in them yesterday..."
"Let's go with socks then... Oh I think I see them, they are right there!"
"Oh... No... Uh... I know they are purple and black but these are not... Uh..."
"Oh you are right... These one are striped... Are they dirty!?"
Right before Bigail pressed her beautiful, perfectly shaped nose as for to deeply inhale the socks smell, Victoria used her cheerleader speed and agility as for to snatch it away Bigail.
"You don't want these socks in your mouth... Trust me..."
"Why not!? What the fuck are you hiding from me!? What are these socks!?"
One of yous was so deeply touched by my https://www.patreon.com/posts/late-for-her-92428451, but mostly, troubled and disturbed. You see, this man, who I will keep his secret identity a secret (All I'll say is that he likes blindfolded ladies), is more romantic and passionate than the average.
He didn't want the date between his very favorite heroine and his very favorite nurse go byebye... He wanted the date for to happen.
So you know what he did!?
He used his mighty requesting powers, which are so strong that people can literally request absolutely anything they can dream of, no exceptions.
The exceptions are:
1. Must be legal.
2. Ember is NOT taking her mask off.
3. Abigail is NOT taking her clothes off. You need to start loving Abigail for her insides, not her outsides.
So that's what he did. He requested for Delphine for to not miss her first big night with Bigail. By having her spend the weekend with her. In the locker.
Ember was my idea, as for to add some red color. I love the red color. Almost as much as the green color. No more. Almost as. Equally. I'm not sure anymore.
"AAUUGGHH!!! THESE PICKAXES ARE SO HEAVY!!! AND THE ROCKS ARE TOO HARD!!! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, MY ENTIRE WHOLE BODY HURTS!!!"
"It's 7:21, Abigail. You have been working for 20 minutes. 11 Hours and 39 minutes to go."
"JESUS! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!"
"It seems like you forgot the fact that you did this to yourself. While you were the mayoress last year, you ordered a "Prison Dereform" to save money, claiming prisons have been working just fine without electricity and fancy technologies for all of human history. You turned all the jails into ol-timey western jails."
"I do not remember any of all that..."
"Your life would be less miserable if you just accepted my offer..."
"Look, Olivia, I'M NO SNITCH AND I'M NEVER GONNA BE YOUR BITCH!!!"
"Don't worry... I already found another... Speaking of..."
Silver arrived in the scene, holding Olivia's coffee cup:
"Here is your coffee, officer Olivia."
"Lighter, bitch."
"Yes ma'am!"
Silver took out a ligther to lit Olivia's cigarette. This made Bigail... React...
"OH COMON!!! YOU GONNA SMOKE IN MY FACE TOO!? GIVE ME ONE!"
"Hehehe... Just work girl, I like to see you sweat! COMON! Don't make me get the taser..."
Our very favorite heroine, Abigail LaPathologique, has gotten herself caught again!
This time, she went a little too far with Phoebe, introducing her to the pleasure of sensory deprivation. Her caregiver entered the room and decided as for to give the same treatment to Bigail, as for to teach her a lesson.
"Mmmhhh... She told me she would be at her locker at 4... It's now 4:15... Sucks... I can't believe it... I finally invite her and... Jesus... I thought she was very excited about sleeping at my place tonight... I got the house all to myself all weekend, my sister bought me so much wine and weed... I was planning on getting very drunk, get her very high, and finally let her do things to me..."
"Hey Delphine! Have a good weekend!"
"Hey Ember! Have you seen Bigail!?"
"I saw her about an hour ago... She was fighting with Jasmine... The usual..."
"I see... She was supposed to come to my place tonight..."
"Are you finally gonna let her do things to you!?"
"..."
"I'm sorry..."
"Don't worry about it sweetie! Have a great weekend!"
"Bye Delphine! See you Monday!"
"Oh well... I guess it's better that way... I don't think I could be in relationship with a girl anyway... And to be honest, that Bigail seems like a lot of trouble... I think she might be dangerous even... She might be a psychopath..."
FIN
The morale of the story is, multiverse. It's like a "What would have happened if that happened" kinda situation thingy. Delphine is very much in love with me. And I with her.
Was screaming our very favorite heroine, desperately trying not to pee herselfg again. Iris woke up from her daydreaming, it was work time.
"HURRY UP!!! PLACE YOUR FACE!!! HURRY UP!!!"
Iris's job is so easy. Place her stupid face in between her thighs, making the toilet bowl hermetically closed and thereforto, stinky odors do not rise directly into our very favorite heroine's still very young face. She needs to breathe in all that foul air as for to filter it.
Also, and ONLY if there is no toilet paper (lol) it is also her duty as for to lick her clean.
"Oh my God! Look at that! It works! Stomping on grapes really do be wine!"
"Please Bigail... We are exhausted... Please..."
Said Stella, panting like a dog. She was begging Bigail to turn off the electro-torture device. If the girl's feet touch the bottom of the bucket, they get shocked violently, forcing them to always be on the move and try to have as much grapes under their feet as possible.
"Good! That is perfect actually! The more you cry, sweat and drool, the more liquid and taste you are adding to the mix! Grapes are very expensive these days. Tears, saliva and sweat is still free!!!"
"You... Didn't... Even... Let us... Wash our feet..."
"Of course not! It's all about the taste!"
*ZAP!!!*
"Comon Ember! You are falling asleep!!!"
"I'm so sorry ma'am... I'm very tired..."
"Mmmmhh... I know what will help you guys... Sensory deprivation!"
"WHAT!?"
"If you can't speak, see or hear, you can't feel pain. Right!?"
"WHAAAAT!? WHER-"
"So this way, you will focus more on the wine and less on your weak bodies."
Is you ever have the thirst but you don't like water, juice, Coca-Cola, Pepsi or anything that isn't milk because the only thing you love to drink is milk?
There you go then.
We already found the solution to a problem you never had.
With Fallus Milk, there is a station as for to refill your bottles of milk at every corner. The Fallus Milk Stations are easy to identify because of the massive breasts. Miranda and Phoebe-sized breasts we talking about here.
Have you ever felt the need for to drink? Also known as "Thirst", the need for to drink is one of the main component of life-having things.
Water, Juices, but mostly, Coca-Cola, are popular ways of to for kill the need for to drink.
Smoking, eating and doing the sexual are things that will aggravate your need for to drink.
Well you know what, search no more.
With Fallus Juices, there is a juice station right around the corner* ready** for to serve you your favorite flavor*** of Fallus Juices**** for free*****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simply insert something, like your fingers, inside the Fallus Juices Station's exposed holes and the juice will start squirting out. So easy.
*Must live in Fallus City **Fallus Juices Stations are on standby a few days per month. For... Maintenance... ***Your favorite flavor might not be available. ****If no Fallus Juices is available, it might be cheap powder mixed with tap water. *****Must be a patron of FallusDesign for 2 years minimum.
Our very favorite heroine, Bigail, was following her girlfriend, our very favorite farmer, Stella, around her farm and asking questions like a four year old:
"What are you doing now!?"
"I'm making sure the sheep are okay. I need to check thei-"
"Did you know that because I am a sheepgirl, sheep can understand me!?"
"So you can... Stop them from doing something!?"
"Of course. Easily. Look! YAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
And with that really loud scream, all the sheep stopped doing what they were doing, as for to look who the fuck yelled like that.
"You see!?"
"I'm impressed. Although, I'm not totally convinced. Maybe we can find a way to verify if you can really stop them from doing something they really want to do..."
You know how Youtube always offers you thing that you want to see and never ever propose you stuffs that you don't want to see?
Well almost.
Because I got learnt of the new game "Don't Scream" and I just couldn't watch more than 40 seconds. That shit looks insanely scary (You need to play like 20 minutes with your microphone on and if you scream, you lose). And you are like in some scary dark woods I don't know I just can't look or I won't sleep ever again.
So I thought of like that would be the very worst torture for me. Keeping me hogtied or whatever with a controller in my hands and a vr headset and force me to finish at least one session where I don't scream. The game keep restarting as long as I lose. I am shaking just thinking about it.
I don't know and don't want to know if the game is always in the forest but AS FOR TO ME, personally, I am more scared of man made stuffs (Cities, dungeon, underground lair, bunkers) than of forests so I made the image of a game in a dark city and you are forced to explore it. Being in the forest is not as scary to me, maybe because I am a Québecoise and Québec/canada is just one big forest while we don't have a lot of man made structures. We have a church. And a windmill. Forests are awesome and full of cute animals like bunny wabbits, sheep and penguins.
1. The act of to restraining a loved one, as for to take advantage of their unguarded, helpless, exposed feet. Tickling, licking, worshipping, smelling, sucking and beating will be applied to the entire of the feet but mostly the soles and the toes.
Abigailing is always done out of love and lust, never as punishment.
Exemple
"I Abigailed Delphine so hard, she pissed the bed!!!"
Origin
אֲבִיגַיִל / אֲבִיגָיִל ʾĂvî-Ghayil
Avi (Hebrew) -> God/Father
Ghayil (Hebrew) -> Joy
Abigail basically mean: My father/My God is joyful
The full word, Abigailing, was only created by our very favorite heroine, Abigail LaPrieuse in 2018, after smoking too much weed and deciding as for to tie up Delphine during her sleep and take advantage of her feet as for to show her love.
