fallusdesign

Girl/Potgirl 8

Alexandra Edition

Pulvinus Delphine Times Six

I need six pillows for to sleep so why in the world wouldn't I need six Pulvinus for to sleep?

Do the math

1 Pulvinus = 1 Pillow

6 X 1 = 6

Carry the four...

Right?

So... Six... Is the needed number.

I is need six Pulvinus as for to sleep.

Or "Pulvinae" because I just remember I decided the plural of before.

I need to pee.

Pulvinus Delphine Times Two

There is not enough pillowgirls in this world.

Request: The Milf Meeting 10

So Miranda was clearly going to win.

WHEN... SUDDENLY... THINGS CHANGED!!!

Rose, with the force of a thousand tornadoes, stood back up, ninja backflip style.

Using the confusion that Miranda was in, Rose used her fingers as for to literally lift Miranda into the skies.

"OHHHH MYYYY GOD!!!"

She moaned loudly, so high in the sky that she could probably touch the clouds.

Lily and Daisy were still too deep in lust as fot to understand that Rose took control of the body and the situation. They were so lucky that Miranda never found Rose's weak spot...

But what is... Rose's weak spot?

FTBC

Request: Double Amp. Cashmere Animated

***SOUND/MUSIC WARNING*** Check your speakerphone lol

WIP - Douple Amputee Cashmere

Missing her left arm and her right leg, FTBMP (For To Be More Precise)

Request: Massage For Seb 9

Now laying on his back, Sebastien couldn't hide his Doubledick no mo.

The four-armed twins seemed very happy about Sebastien and his dual-wielding.

"Oh my fuc-"

Started to moan Sebastien but Alexandra gently placed her finger on his lips:

"Shhhhh... Relax... Close your eyes..."

With one hand cupping/rubbing his balls and seven hands teasing/playing with his dicks, Seb was extremely happy, for some reason.

Happy Halloween!!!

I hope you have/had fun on the spooky day <3 <3 <3

I love yous all very much and thank you again <3 <3 <3

Request: 2B A Pillowgirl

For to be a pillowgirl.
For 2B a pillowgirl.

Request: Futabigail Minnie Mouse

Just... Discovering... Her... Mouse-body...?

Request: Cats & Mouse

Oh no!

Looks like Christian got himself into quite a predicament!

He dressed up as a mouse on the day of Halloween!!! He didn't know that both his caregivers, Betty & Bigail, have dressed up like catgirls!!!

Now, Christian is being played with like some kind of cat toy.

Cats play with their foods.

Cats are psychopaths.

Happy Halloween Christian!!! <3 <3 <3

Request: Elvigail & Mortiria

"Smoking time over girls... It's now blindfold time... Hehehehe..."

"Why did you arrest us, Topo!?"

"You are wearing minidresses... Elvira and Morticia have long dresses!!!"

"Whatever! We still don't understand the difference between the two. And since when is that a crime!?"

"It's a new law. Trust me."

"Then why aren't we upstairs, in the jail cells!?"

"Uhhhh... I don't trust them around those dresses... I prefer you two stay here, in the secret basement under the basement. I'm the only one with the keys to get here so... You know... Safety."

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST KIDNAPPED US! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A POLICE CHIEF!!!"

"Shhhhh... Give me that cigarette, you brat! Tssss... Here you go... The blindfold will help you calm down..."

As soon as she was blindfolded, Bigail screamed in terror. It didn't calm her down.

But the headphones and muzzle did.

FIN

The morale of the story is, I still do not get the difference between Morticia, Elvira and apparently there is even a third one called Vampira. I don't get it.

Happy Halloween Topo! <3 <3 <3

Quad Costume: Cangirl

The most delicious of all costumes. And refreshing. And addictive.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGG!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?"

"Calm down, Delphine. It's just Ember! I'm working on the mascot for my new entreprise."

"NEW ENTERPRISE!? "FallusDesign" isn't making any money. "The Fallustore" isn't making any money. Why would you start working on something else!?"

"For to make money. With that money, I'll open up my Fallustore."

"And what do you have in mind now? A fuckin donut shop!?"

"Exactly. Brilliant, right!?."

"THERE ARE 2 TIM HORTONS ON EVERY CANADIAN STREETS AND A DUNKIN DONUTS AND 3 STARBUCKS ON EVERY STREET IN THE USA. YOU ARE RIDICULOUS!"

"Yeah but Gloryholes has something they don't have. Gloryholes has something special."

"YOU GONNA CALL THE PLACE GLORYHOLES!?"

"You don't like Gloryholes!? How about "Glazed" or just "Buns"...???"

"Jesus Christ... And what is so special about the place? The waitresses are fuckin topless!?"

"OH THAT'S GOOD! Let me write that down... I mean... The mascot is topless... I don't want to get sued for misrepresentation..."

"Oh my God..."

"You are right, the waitresses are topless. BUT, the really cool thing about Gloryholes, is the sex."

"Well that's illegal."

"It would be if they would pay for it... But they are not. It's all based on what the waitress wants to do. If she feels like she wants to have the sexual with a customer, she can. I'll just need to employ HUGE sluts. By the way where is your sister Thea? I have a job offer for her."

"THAT'S STILL ILLEGAL!!! AND GROSS!!! PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING TO BANG ON THE TABLE WHERE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT RIGHT AFTER!? JUST FORGET IT!!! DON'T EVEN TRY TO GET A LOAN FOR THIS THING! DO NOT CALL ANY BANKS!"

"Ohhhh.... Uhhhh..."

"YOU ALREADY GOT A LOAN!?"

"Well... Not for the place but... For the mascot costume... This cost me 5 000$."

"Give me your phone. I'm installing that parental control app again."

"Is this because you are jealous that I used Ember for the mascot!? I just think her big breasts will be more popular with the men. Although I, personally, LOVE your small breasts, I believe men, in general, prefer women with big breasts..."

"..."

And that is how you make your beloved girlfriend angry. Enraged might be a better word. Bigail didn't see the sunlight for about 2 months after that.

FIN

The morale of THAT story is, when you get awesome business ideas, keep them for yourself, because, jealous people are everywhere and they will do everything as for to stop you.

Almost always of the time.

Asylumed

Have you even heard about the Asylum Theory!?

Seems like you didn't.

The theory is simply that every adventures and stories you get from Bigail are not real.

They are real, but only in Bigail's crazy ass mental mind.

You see, the theory states that Bigail has been institutionalized since she's 18. The theory tells us that Bigail is straitjacketed somewhere in a padded cell, imagining all these adventures and friends.

They say that's why Delphine is so fuckin forgiving and stays with Bigail even tho Bigail is just an insane bitch bent on destroying the world.

Delphine isn't real.

Or at least, the Delphine we know.

The "Real" Delphine is apparently just a normal nurse, working at the same asylum.

Her beauty and kindness made Bigail want to create her own girlfriend, based on her.

Victoria is probably also a creation of our very favorite crazy heroine. Because Bigail never really had a bestfriend, or any friends for that matter, she created this perfectly positive "Cheerleader", as for to cheer herself.

This easily explain why both Victoria and Delphine lets Bigail do absolutely anything she wants without real consequences.

Of course Penguin is real, you fuck.

He's still her plushie penguin boyfriend. Probably given to her by the asylum, Penguin seems to help Bigail in her psychoses.

She's not THAT crazy.

But everyone else is probably fake.

So what do YOU think of the Asylum Theory!?

Do you think it's real? Do you think it's fake? Let me know.

Just send me a letter at

The Cardinal Asylum, 6969 Protagonist Street, Fallu City.

FIN

The morale of the story is to never make sure of. 

Rooftop Damsel Storage

Perfect for skis.

And damsels.

Interrasoles

I love Cashmere. She is my best friend after Victoria.

Funny how we met.

We was supposed to be enemies.

We got hired by a donut shop at around the same time but never actually worked together for a whole 3 months.

So for three months, we made friends with everyone in the place, charmingly making boys and girls fall in love with us. Truthly.

Bigail was REALLY popular and everyone loved her.

But.

Bigail kept hearing about this fuckin bitch, Cashmere.

They kept saying things like:

"She is so funny Bigail, you gonna love her!!!"

"Oh yeah she is super hot! When you finally meet her, Bigail, you will be SOOOOOOOO jealous of her ass!!!"

"Cashmere is the best! I love her! She is the funniest person in this place!....... Eh... Well... You know... You're funnier..."

"You two are going to get along so great!"

"She's so fuckin sexy..."

"I would love to hang out with you tonight Bigail but... Cashmere is bringing me to this cool club!"

"I would do anything for Cashmere. Anything."

So I hear stuffs like that, about my unseen enemy, I get really irritated.

Frustrated also maybe.

So one day I go to work.

I mean Bigail goes to work.

Ok I'll continue in First Person Mode. Easier for to tell a story.

So I get to work.

Shitty mood cause I was all out of weed. I smoked weed back then. Started smoking hash because of Cashmere actually.

So I'm in the back and I hear:

"Cashmere! More chocolate please!"

That's right. The bitch was there. Probably laying on the charm on MY co-workers.

And she's been hearing the same thing on her side:

"Bigail is just the most funniest girl in the entire!"

"Bigail is just the most beautiful girl in the entire!"

"Bigail is just the most perfectest girl in the entire!"

I wasn't there but I imagine that's what was being said. Probably.

So for the first few hours, her being a baker and me being in the front, we didn't talk at all and I tried to never go back there. I tried to dig some dirt on her but sadly, all my co-workers liked her a lot.

I got tired of the charades.

I got back there, in her little kitchen area, and confronted her.

I mean I told a very racist joke.

She laughed for like 3 minutes.

At the end, wiping her tears, she told me:

"You smoke weed, right!?"

So we went outside and smoked together.

We been best friends since then.

FIN

The morale of the story is for to do racist jokes. You will make friends.

***Bestfriendshipness does not beat Bestfriendshipforeverness. Victoria is still my BFF. Don't you dare think otherwise.***

Boobies Station

Is you in the need of touching some boobies!?

THEN SEARCH NO MORE!!!

Just find one of the many Boobies Station all around Fallu City.

They are there for only on thing: Boobies-Touching.

FIN

No morale for this one. It's just a product that will be extremely popular.

469$

Romantic Night

Amputee people have the right to  be loved.

FIN

Candy Duty

I hate giving the bonbons to random kids.

Halloween is basically communism.

You want candies, PAY FOR IT, YOU LITTLE FUCKS.

I would never give the bonbons to anyone.

Sadly, Delphine doesn't feel that way.

Also sadly, Delphine is much stronger than me.

So I'm giving the bonbons this year.

And no, Christmas isn't communism. Christmas is literally the birthday of capitalism.

Papa Noël is basically the Jesus of America.

FIN

Armless Presentation

Who would you choose!?

There is no wrong answer.

The other two will just join in anyway.

The morale of THIS story is for to choose Bigail. Always choose Bigail. Stella and Victoria are much more maturier. Bigail WILL cry. So choose wisely.

Very Favorite Heroine Captured

Oh no!

Our very favorite heroine, Bigail, has been captured!!!

She is now gagged and hogtied in a cold, wet, dirty basement. She is probably waiting for her captor to come back and tickle her.

The morale of this particular story is, clean up your basement and install proper ventilation and heating. Some insulation would help too.

And don't you dare fuckin tickle me.

Information Kiosk

Is you getting lost on a regular basis!?

Is a mall too big of a place for your brain-memory size?

Is you a victim of memory cancer too!?

Well search no more, literally.

With the new FallusDesign Information Kiosk, you will never be lost again.

Super easy to find, our kiosk has a screen that can show you maps, indexes, lists and other useful stuffs! It even has an interactive A.I. with a voice that you can ask direct questions to.

Also, porn.

1 269$ Buy now or people will continue to get lost in your mall.

Strip Poker

Later that night, Ember was sent to MrArgent as for to our previous arrangement.

I love these two. I especially love their smiles. They have such beautiful smiles.

I wonder what they do during their playdates?

"Alright, MrArgent! You lose again! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"How can you be so good at poker... DAMN IT!!!"

"Ok so it's your choice... Lose the boxer... Or lose the mask... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"You are crazy if you think I'm going to take off my mask..."

"Lose the boxer then..."

Ember cocked her fake flintlock pistol.

"Calm down sweetie... Caaaaaaalm down... I'll take them off..."

"Comon... Let me see the infamous "Silver Stick"!!! Hehehehehe..."

MrArgent took off his expensive Fallustore Nekogail boxer, revealing the infamous Silver Stick. Ember couldn't believe her eyes:

"Wait a minute... Ohhhhh... It's like a metaphor... Your dick isn't really made of silver..."

"You thought I had an actual silver dick?"

When saying that, MrArgent moved his hands in front of him, as for to gestuals. Ember didn't like that. She raised her fake plastic gun again:

"Put your hands behind your back, landlubber... I'm not done with you..."

I don't know what happened next because I stopped spying on them and returned home, eager for to smoke.

FIN

Orange Clockwork Cinemas

NEW FROM FALLUSDESIGN INTERNATIONAL CORPORATION!!!

THE ORANGE CLOCKWORK CINEMAS!!!

We'll soon build one in every city in the world!

What is it!?

Forced-To-Watch Horror Cinemas!!!

EXACTLY!!!

ARE YOU A PENGUIN WHO ENJOYS HORROR MOVIES!? IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND SCARED OF HORROR MOVIES!?

WELL SEARCH NO MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

WITH ORANGE CLOCKWORK CINEMAS, YOU CAN WATCH YOUR STUPID MOVIE WHILE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, STRAPPED DOWN AND SHOCK-COLLARED, IS FORCED AS FOR TO WATCH IT TOO!!!

Eye-tracking cameras all over the room makes sure every collar-wearer is watching the screen at all time. Blink for too long and ZAP! Close your eyes and ZAP!

We can also make the collar ZAP! for different reason (Squirming too much, crying, screaming, peeing etc), anything for to make you, the customer, happy.

Don't forget to buy an ice cold Coca-Cola for your girlfriend too, even tho she can't really drink it.

I'm thirsty now.

Bye.

Delphine's EVE Straitdress

I feel bad telling her that if she wore the straitdress I made for her, she could come trick-or-treating with me and Penguin.

Sadly, I felt a little bit evil right before leaving so I restrained her inside the closet.

I'm sure she'll understand. We'll probably laugh about it.

Unless I forget about her even when I come back, too busy to prepare and send Ember to MrArgent...

I might be super tired after all that and maybe I'll need to take a nap...

And then forget about her when I wake up 18 hours later...

Life is such a game.

MrArgent's Halloween

"MrARGENT!?"

"Good evening, Bigail. Good evening, Penguin."

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE TRICK-OR-TREATING!!!"

"I lost a bet to Silver... So... Yeah..."

"Why did Silver choose such a costume...???"

"She lost a bet to me."

"You guys are so weird..."

"Don't... Just... So you are Wall-E again this year!?"

"Of course! Wall-E, space-princess! And robot too!"

"And Penguin is?"

"America."

"Of course. I thought you didn't eat bonbons..."

"I don't. I use them to feed Ember. Did you know Ember ONLY eats bonbons!? One bag of Halloween candies is enough bonbons for to feed her for a year!!!"

"I haven't seen Ember in a while... I miss her total obedience... But mostly, her smile."

"Oh! Well I can send her to you for a fun playdate or something!?"

"Yes. Do that please. Send her to me... Tonight?"

"Sure! Just make sure you only feed her bonbons! Oh but since this is Halloween, she might still be in her costume..."

"Oh no... But... Send her anyway... I'll deal with the costume."

"Perfect! She'll be at Argent Manor at midnight!"

"Good... Good... Muhahahaha..."

"MuhahahahahaHAHAHAHAhahaha..."

"Wait... Why are YOU evil laughing!?"

"Delphine is waiting for me in the closet, dressed in her EVE straitdress... Why were YOU evil laughing!?"

"So I'll be waiting for Ember. Thank you, Bigail! Have fun trick-or-treating! See ya, Penguin!"

"Bye MrArgent! Bye Silver!"

For to be continued!?

Screen Stations

Inspired by something I saw. Don't ask questions, you creep.

State Of The Tinnitus Man 2023

Hello everyone. It is I, Bigail, America's princess.

Today I am spokening to you as for to like make it clear that in 2023, the Tinnitus Man is still at large.

I can hear him all the time, making a mockery or my acoustic life.

He is always somewhere near me, yet I still cannot see him. Legends say that you cannot see him anyway, because if you do, you die.

I just want to say that even tho he is trying very hard, he won't get me for to be his slave. I will stay sane, sanity being one of my principal strength. He won't transform me. I will still do the things I want to do when I want to do.

What I'm trying to say is that no matter how loud he screams into my poor little ears, I won't be of that. I will stay goodly.

I guess what I'm truly trying to say is, Penguin and I will keep having public sex in dark places.

Don't judge me.

FIN

The morale of THAT piece of shit story is to never, EVER, give up. Then you lose.

Rosalie In The Basement

"Where is Rosalie!?"

"In the basement."

"We have a basement?"

FIN

The morale of the story is to keep the secret basement secret. If Delphine knows about the secret basement, then it is no more a secret basement. Poor Bigail and her memory cancer... Always saying the things she shouldn't for to have said.