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[M4F] I Guess We’re Misfits FULL SERIES [Emo X Emo] [Strangers To Friends To Lovers]

Here is every part of Avery and Felix's story from strangers to friends to lovers, including the additional Patreon-only portions! Happy listening!

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[M4M] I Guess We’re Misfits FULL SERIES [Emo X Emo] [Strangers To Friends To Lovers]

Here is every part of Avery and Felix's story from strangers to friends to lovers, including the additional Patreon-only portions! Happy listening! 

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[NSFW] [Short] Ending A Call With Your Online BF

K, fr though <3

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[M4M] I Guess We’re Misfits [3/3] [Emo X Emo] [Lover X Lover] [Wholesome Spice] [Half-Naked Cuddles]

The final entry in the "I guess we're misfits" series. I didn't feel like this entire version would be acceptable on YouTube, so I have posted the extended cut here on Patreon!

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[M4F] I Guess We’re Misfits [3/3] [Emo X Emo] [Lover X Lover] [Wholesome Spice] [Half-Naked Cuddles]

The final entry in the "I guess we're misfits" series. I didn't feel like this entire version would be acceptable on YouTube, so I have posted the extended cut here on Patreon!

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[NSFW] [Trans Male Listener] Asking Your Loving Boyfriend To Take Control [Loving But Strict Dom] [Nipple Play] [Teasing] [Sex]

DISCLAIMER:

This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina. There is mention of nipple play, but it is just referred to as "nipples" and does not assume the listener has breasts. 

Well… I’m not going to lie I sort of feel a bit guilty basically controlling you and bossing you around, but… I mean, if you WANT me to do it, if it’ll make you horny and happy… then I’ll do it.

Now, you’re just wearing that shirt and boxers un...

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[NSFW] [M4M] Asking Your Loving Boyfriend To Take Control [Loving But Strict Dom] [Nipple Play] [Teasing] [Sex]

DISCLAIMER:

This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis.

Well… I’m not going to lie I sort of feel a bit guilty basically controlling you and bossing you around, but… I mean, if you WANT me to do it, if it’ll make you horny and happy… then I’ll do it.

Now, you’re just wearing that shirt and boxers underneath right? Nothing else? Good. I’m tearing those off your body right now.

Aw, does it turn you on more w...

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[NSFW] [Trans Female Listener] Asking Your Loving Boyfriend To Take Control [Loving But Strict Dom] [Nipple Play] [Teasing] [Sex]

DISCLAIMER:

This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis.

Well… I’m not going to lie I sort of feel a bit guilty basically controlling you and bossing you around, but… I mean, if you WANT me to do it, if it’ll make you horny and happy… then I’ll do it.

Now, you’re just wearing that shirt and panties underneath right? Nothing else? Good. I’m tearing those off your body right now.

Aw, does it turn you on more...

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[NSFW] [M4F] Asking Your Loving Boyfriend To Take Control [Loving But Strict Dom] [Nipple Play] [Teasing] [Sex]

DISCLAIMER:

This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina.

Well… I’m not going to lie I sort of feel a bit guilty basically controlling you and bossing you around, but… I mean, if you WANT me to do it, if it’ll make you horny and happy… then I’ll do it.

Now, you’re just wearing that shirt and panties underneath right? Nothing else? Good. I’m tearing those off your body right now.

Aw, does it turn you on mor...

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[Short] [M4M] POV: He Loves You

Little something to make working easier <3

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[Short] [M4F] POV: He Loves You

Little something to make working easier <3

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[M4F] Finding Your Spark [Magic Academy] [Boyfriend-Girlfriend] [Supportive] [Encouragement]

Meet Hart, your Druid boyfriend and classmate in your low-key D&D-themed magic academy roleplay!

Also, I still have no idea what his accent is, I didn't have a specific one in mind I just went with whatever sounded natural for him.


"Carn Eighe" by Daniel Robinson

https://artlist.io/song/7939/carn-eighe


"Black Fading Clouds (Le nubi si sono dissolte) by Enzo Bellomo...

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[M4M] Finding Your Spark [Magic Academy] [Boyfriends] [Supportive] [Encouragement]

Meet Hart, your Druid boyfriend and classmate in your low-key D&D-themed magic academy roleplay! 

Also, I still have no idea what his accent is, I didn't have a specific one in mind I just went with whatever sounded natural for him.


"Carn Eighe" by Daniel Robinson

https://artlist.io/song/7939/carn-eighe


"Black Fading Clouds (Le nubi si sono dissolte) by Enzo B...

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[Blooper] A Bottle Of Mooxed..?

Tripping on a shockingly easy line, but that's normal when you're trying to order food.

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[M4F] Boyfriend Cuddles you During A Thunderstorm [Low Spoken] [Comforting] [Spooning]

This was a requested audio. Thunderstorms can be pretty scary, it helps to have someone there to talk to you while it happens.

I'm not sure if it made it through editing, but if there are any mistakes that slipped through let me know please, editing this audio was surprisingly glitchy.

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[M4M] Boyfriend Cuddles you During A Thunderstorm [Low Spoken] [Comforting] [Spooning]

This was a requested audio. Thunderstorms can be pretty scary, it helps to have someone there to talk to you while it happens. 

I'm not sure if it made it through editing, but if there are any mistakes that slipped through let me know please, editing this audio was surprisingly glitchy. 

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[M4A] To The Lover I Haven't Met Yet [Small Ramble] [Bittersweet] [Wishing For You]

"Distant Lights" By Mattia Vlad Morleo

https://artlist.io/song/27254/distant-lights


Special thanks to holy_shitamoly for writing the audio that inspired this script

https://www.reddit.com/r/pillowtalkaudio/comments/o28iyo/a4a_script_offer_...

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March's Line Requests (2023) FULL

This time around we had a TON of really wholesome requests, most of them involving Aaron. So... here you go! Some nice affirming words and some silly ones requested by the coffee mugs!   


Music In This Video: 

"Oval Window" by Yehezkel Raz 

https://artlist.io/song/57273/oval-window  


"Standing" by C3nc 

2023-03-03 18:42:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Line Requestssss!

It's been a while since we've done some line requests, hasn't it?  Let's hear it for February/March's line requests then! You can request a phrase for me to read in any voice/role you want. It can be sweet, silly, or anything in between! (As long as it’s within reason)

Patrons that request their lines on Patreon are guaranteed to have their lines read, and will have access to the full video.

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[NSFW] [M4M] [Short] Hey, Nice C*ck

No, not for a joke or a meme. Be proud of yourselves fellas. <3

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[NSFW] [M4M] Boyfriend Has A Confession [He Gets Aroused By The Thought Of You] [Shy Confession] [Supportive Listener]

You have a confession to make? Uh… me too, actually!

It’s a little… embarrassing, I don’t know. I don’t know how you’re going to take it… and I’m kind of nervous.

Uhhh… okay, so like… you know how sometimes when you get kind of… horny, you do things to relieve yourself? Like… touch yourself… get off… that sort of thing?

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[NSFW] [M4F] Boyfriend Has A Confession [He Gets Aroused By The Thought Of You] [Shy Confession] [Supportive Listener]

You have a confession to make? Uh… me too, actually!

It’s a little… embarrassing, I don’t know. I don’t know how you’re going to take it… and I’m kind of nervous.

Uhhh… okay, so like… you know how sometimes when you get kind of… horny, you do things to relieve yourself? Like… touch yourself… get off… that sort of thing?

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[Blooper] What Do You Think Of...?

A SFW blooper from an upcoming NSFW audio. I always love those moments that hit you right after you speak them. 

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[M4M] I Guess We’re Misfits [2/3] [Emo X Emo] [Friends To Lovers]

"Sorrow" by Michael Drake

https://artlist.io/song/73754/sorrow


"I'm Still Sorry" by Faith Richards

https://artlist.io/song/33362/i'm-still-sorry

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[M4F] I Guess We’re Misfits [2/3] [Emo X Emo] [Friends To Lovers]

"Sorrow" by Michael Drake

https://artlist.io/song/73754/sorrow


"I'm Still Sorry" by Faith Richards

https://artlist.io/song/33362/i'm-still-sorry

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[NSFW] [M4M] Asking Your Boyfriend To Take Your Virginity

Oh, nono you’re fine! That just… I wasn’t expecting you to say that…

I mean… I’ve been imagining this moment for so long… it’s a little different than what I was picturing…

What, are you kidding? That’s not embarrassing at all! I’ve been thinking about it too…

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[NSFW] [M4F] Asking Your Boyfriend To Take Your Virginity

Oh, nono you’re fine! That just… I wasn’t expecting you to say that…

I mean… I’ve been imagining this moment for so long… it’s a little different than what I was picturing…

What, are you kidding? That’s not embarrassing at all! I’ve been thinking about it too…

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[M4F] POV: You Feel Like A Burden [Comfort] [Love]

We've all been there at some point...

You are loved Coffee Mugs <3

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[M4M] POV: You Feel Like A Burden [Comfort] [Love]

We've all been there at some point...

You are loved Coffee Mugs <3

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Returning Home [Trans Male Listener] [Childhood Friend] [Affirmations] [Shopping Together]

Did all of this in under 8 hours of work! Look at me go! :D


"Boulevard", "Ellipsis" by Ottom

https://artlist.io/album/4115/ellipsis


"Moon Feet" by NOOMA

https://artlist.io/song/14361/moon-feet


"Thoughts Of Home" by When Mountains Move

2023-01-30 04:01:26 +0000 UTC View Post