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[M4F] Chess And Confessions Part 3 [Bittersweet] [Hospital Visit] [Reverse Comfort] [Helping Him Adjust To An Injury]

⚠️ Content warning: 

This audio opens in a hospital. There are no physical descriptions of damage, but the speaker has been badly hurt. There are also mentions of domestic violence during this time. While it is never explicitly said, some viewers may not find this part of the audio very comfortable to listen to. 

If so, humbly skip to 6:08


"Black Fading Clouds (Le nubi si sono dissolte) by Enzo Bellomo

2024-05-22 20:14:32 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4M] Chess And Confessions Part 3 [Bittersweet] [Hospital Visit] [Reverse Comfort] [Helping Him Adjust To An Injury]

⚠️ Content warning: 

This audio opens in a hospital. There are no physical descriptions of damage, but the speaker has been badly hurt. There are also mentions of domestic violence during this time. While it is never explicitly said, some viewers may not find this part of the audio very comfortable to listen to. 

If so, humbly skip to 6:08


"Black Fading Clouds (Le nubi si sono dissolte) by Enzo Bellomo

2024-05-22 20:14:31 +0000 UTC View Post

[Soft NSFW] [M4M] Half Naked Pillow Talk With Your Crush [Low Spoken] [Sleepover] [Sleep Aid] [Confessions] [Sleeping In The Same Bed] [Light Touching] [Flirting]

Idk about the rest of you but sometimes it is IMPOSSIBLE to sleep while fully dressed ;w;

And you and your crush seem to share that sentiment. Time to go to bed!

Hey, then, if it makes you feel any better… mind if I get undressed?

Ah, yeah… sorry… I can just feel your face pushing against my chest and it’s making me excited… you know how it is.

How about you? How do you feel? Are you comfortable? Really good? Aw, really? How good? A...

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[Soft NSFW] [M4F] Half Naked Pillow Talk With Your Crush [Low Spoken] [Sleepover] [Sleep Aid] [Confessions] [Sleeping In The Same Bed] [Light Touching] [Flirting]

Idk about the rest of you but sometimes it is IMPOSSIBLE to sleep while fully dressed ;w;

And you and your crush seem to share that sentiment. Time to go to bed!

Hey, then, if it makes you feel any better… mind if I get undressed?

Ah, yeah… sorry… I can just feel your chest pushing against my body, and it’s making me excited… you know how men are...

How about you? How do you feel? Are you comfortable? Really good? Aw, really? How good? A...

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[M4M] [Light Spice] Rich Boyfriend Pampers You [Low Spoken] [Stressed Listener] [It's Okay To Be Needy] [Soft Dom Doting Boyfriend]

This audio has a brief spicy segment starting at 15:37, and a SFW version on YouTube. I am in the process of making a proper NSFW audio by the end of May!

The spicy parts are also M4M and M4TM friendly!

Anyhow, this is a month of stress for some. You've earned some time to be loved and pampered by your rich boyfriend!

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[M4F] [Light Spice] Rich Boyfriend Pampers You [Low Spoken] [Stressed Listener] [It's Okay To Be Needy] [Soft Dom Doting Boyfriend]

This audio has a brief spicy segment starting at 15:37, and a SFW version on YouTube. I am in the process of making a proper NSFW audio by the end of May!

The spicy parts are also M4F and M4TF friendly!

Anyhow, this is a month of stress for some. You've earned some time to be loved and pampered by your rich boyfriend!

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[Sound Warning] Blooper: Emergency Alert

While I was recording the upcoming audio, the manifestation of anxiety-inducing sound, otherwise known as the Canadian Emergency Alert went off 0_0

...And yes, I kept going afterwards. Hopefully, you can't tell in the final cut that I'm fking shaking at the end XD


Edit: Oh right, probably should have mentioned. I’m fine. The alarm was just a test, I’d say it worked.

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[M4F] Chess And Confessions 2 [Awkward But Caring Chess Nerd] [Kuudere] [Chess In The Park] [Listening To You Ramble] [Low Spoken]

Welcome back for some more low-spoken chess and reverse rambling with Klaus!

"Camhanaich" by BoreÍs

https://artlist.io/song/72086/camhanaich

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[M4M] Chess And Confessions 2 [Awkward But Caring Chess Nerd] [Kuudere] [Chess In The Park] [Listening To You Ramble] [Low Spoken]

Welcome back for some more low-spoken chess and reverse rambling with Klaus!

"Camhanaich" by BoreÍs

https://artlist.io/song/72086/camhanaich

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[M4F] Chess And Confessions 1 [Awkward But Caring Chess Nerd] [Kuudere] [Listening To You Ramble] [Low Spoken]

I have returned from finals and musicals!

And to start things off, please welcome a new character; Klaus, the Kuudere chess nerd. Enjoy a relaxing time at the cafe, and ramble as much or a little as you like.

Music from YouTube Audio Library.

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[M4M] Chess And Confessions 1 [Awkward But Caring Chess Nerd] [Kuudere] [Listening To You Ramble] [Low Spoken]

I have returned from finals and musicals!

And to start things off, please welcome a new character; Klaus, the Kuudere chess nerd. Enjoy a relaxing time at the cafe, and ramble as much or a little as you like.

Music from YouTube Audio Library.

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[Blooper] I'll Move My Pawn

Currently recording my next audio, but gravity had other plans.

I think it knew it was about to lose the game for me.

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[4F Version] Meet The Reylou Family! [Moving In With Your Femboy/Vampire Roommate] [Part 3]

I know a lot of people missed Claudia, and he's one of my favourite characters to voice! And this time around, you get to meet his mother Vivian (Voiced by second cup ASMR - YouTube)  and his sister Jackie (Voiced by NightRuby - YouTube)!

Time to host a welcoming dinner for them!

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[4M Version] Meet The Reylou Family! [Moving In With Your Femboy/Vampire Roommate] [Part 3]

I know a lot of people missed Claudia, and he's one of my favourite characters to voice! And this time around, you get to meet his mother Vivian (Voiced by second cup ASMR - YouTube)  and his sister Jackie (Voiced by NightRuby - YouTube)!

Time to host a welcoming dinner for them!

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[NSFW] [M4TF] Click If You Are Feeling Stressed, Anxious Or Touch Starved: Lay On Top Of Me, Let Me Hold You [Soft] [Intimate] [Tender] [Cuddles] [Low Spoken] [Soft Dirty Talk] [Affirmations] [Chest Fondling] [Good Girl] [Making You Orgasm]

This audio uses She/Her pronouns and assumes the listener has breasts and a penis.

Note: I'm still new to rewriting these audios for MTF and FTM versions, and I'm still getting to grips with appropriate terminology when referring to certain body parts like genitals, so please feel free to leave any feedback so I can better write the next script! At the end of the day I want you listening at home to feel as safe and comfortable as possible!


I’m her...

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[NSFW] [M4TM] Click If You Are Feeling Stressed, Anxious Or Touch Starved: Lay On Top Of Me, Let Me Hold You [Soft] [Intimate] [Tender] [Cuddles] [Low Spoken] [Soft Dirty Talk] [Affirmations] [Good Boy] [Making You Orgasm]

This audio uses He/Him pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina. It is not assumed the listener has breasts.

Note: I'm still new to rewriting these audios for MTF and FTM versions, and I'm still getting to grips with appropriate terminology when referring to certain body parts like genitals, so please feel free to leave any feedback so I can better write the next script! At the end of the day I want you listening at home to feel as safe and comfortable as possible...

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There's A Bit More To Come!

There are M4TM and M4TF versions of the most recent spicy audio in the making! I will get them out as soon as I am done editing them!

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[NSFW] [M4F] Click If You Are Feeling Stressed, Anxious Or Touch Starved: Lay On Top Of Me, Let Me Hold You [Soft] [Intimate] [Tender] [Cuddles] [Low Spoken] [Soft Dirty Talk] [Affirmations] [Caressing Your Chest] [Fingering] [Making You Orgasm]

(Update: There was a slight issue with the sound FX. They have now been fixed!)

I’m here to care for you, honey. I’m looking after you. Just melt into my hands. Into my body.

My fingers… touching you through your soft panties. So close to touching you directly. So close to being inside of you. So tantalizingly close.

Then… what if I touch you… here? You’re so wet.


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[NSFW] [M4M] Click If You Are Feeling Stressed, Anxious Or Touch Starved: Lay On Top Of Me, Let Me Hold You [Soft] [Intimate] [Tender] [Cuddles] [Low Spoken] [Soft Dirty Talk] [Affirmations] [Caressing Your Penis] [Making You Orgasm]

I’m here to care for you, honey. I’m looking after you. Just melt into my hands. Into my body.

I love hearing you make those soft, pleasured moans. It’s really cute. 

Then… what if I touch you… here? Mmm, you feel so hot and hard.

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[NSFW] [M4M] Meeting Your Long Distance Boyfriend [Friends To Lovers] [Confession] [Wholesome] [Romantic] [Feel-Good] [Finally Meeting] [Directing Him Over A Call] [Caressing] [Going Down On You] [Shower Sex]

Since I haven't been able to upload very much due to my musical obligations, I thought I should treat y'all to a longer audio with some romantic spice in between :)

May or may not be loosely based on experience... I don't talk about it much, but I've been in a long distance relationship for several months. As of writing this, we have yet to meet in person. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, which is probably true. But it also leads to sleepless nights longing for...

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[NSFW] [M4F] Meeting Your Long Distance Boyfriend [Friends To Lovers] [Confession] [Wholesome] [Romantic] [Feel-Good] [Finally Meeting] [Directing Him Over A Call] [Caressing] [Going Down On You] [Shower Sex]

Since I haven't been able to upload very much due to my musical obligations, I thought I should treat y'all to a longer audio with some romantic spice in between :)

May or may not be loosely based on experience... I don't talk about it much, but I've been in a long distance relationship for several months. As of writing this, we have yet to meet in person. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, which is probably true. But it also leads to sleepless nights longing for...

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Patreon Things

TLDR: I'm not done with Patreon, it's just taking a while!

Hey everyone
So, in case you aren't aware of the updates I posted on YouTube, I managed to get a lead part in a musical for April. This means alongside my College studies, I am also attending rehearsal nearly every night, basically leaving me very little time to write scripts and even less time to record.

But I haven't stopped with writing, and I promise I'll upload more Patreon content this month. As I speak, I'm worki...

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Mama Mug Answers YOUR Questions! [An Interview With My Mom]

My mom answered some questions you had for her! 

Thank you, Mom, for taking the time to visit and humor my request. It was really nice ^-^  

Songs In This Video (In Order Of Appearance) 

"Sjoundi" by Osker Wyld 

"Tea For One" by Yehezkel Raz

 "After All" by Campagna 

"Balance" by Muted 

"Moon Feet" by Nooma 

"Mulholland Drive" by Nooma 

"Calypso" by Ottom 

"By Your Side" by Yestalgia ...

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Mama Mug Invades A Warm Coffee Mug For A Day

TLDR: My Mom is coming on set for a day. Ask her a question down below! 

 Hello everyone! 

We have a special guest for the next Q&A, my Mom is visiting for the week, and she agreed to answer a few questions for all of you!  So, if anyone wants to ask Mama Mug a question, feel free to! ^-^ ✨

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[NSFW] [M4M] Pin Me Down, God, Please [Power Bottom Boyfriend] [Dominant Listener] [Passionate] [Cute] [Sex]

Your boyfriend would like nothing more than to see you take control and pin him down and lovingly kiss him <3


There’s that look I was looking for… you look good from down here.


Mmm, well… what can I say? I just… Like it… when I see you in control of me… Gets me all excited.


Yes, baby, I’m so close… can you call me your good boy again?

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[NSFW] [M4F] Pin Me Down, God, Please [Power Bottom Boyfriend] [Dominant Listener] [Passionate] [Cute] [Sex]

Your boyfriend would like nothing more than to see you take control and pin him down and lovingly kiss him <3


There’s that look I was looking for… you look good from down here.


Mmm, well… what can I say? I just… Like it… when I see you in control of me… Gets me all excited.


Yes, baby, I’m so close… can you call me your good boy again?

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How Dare!

Tfw you're getting really into a spicy audio, and then your roommate comes home so you have to stop recording and your flow totally breaks...

I really need a studio🥲

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[M4M] Wholesome Shower Time With Your Boyfriend [Mutual Comfort] [Low Spoken]

I wanted to make a wholesome shower audio with some loving intimacy mixed in. 

After a long road trip, you and your boyfriend stop at a hotel for the night. Soon, you both settle into the shower for some much-needed alone time together.

"Balance" by Muted:

https://artlist.io/album/385/silhouettes

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[M4F] Wholesome Shower Time With Your Boyfriend [Mutual Comfort] [Low Spoken]

I wanted to make a wholesome shower audio with some loving intimacy mixed in. 

After a long road trip, you and your boyfriend stop at a hotel for the night. Soon, you both settle into the shower for some much-needed alone time together.

"Balance" by Muted: 

https://artlist.io/album/385/silhouettes

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Favourites

I’d like to know, do you have a favourite audio from the list of NSFW audios I have created on Patreon?

I want to know what I should make more of :)

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