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BIG CHEVY. Powerbrute. Recruit #169

BIG CHEVY loves lifting in his buddies' garage gym, partly because there's no one to complain that he's in his underwear. Training for his powerlifting meet 6 weeks out, he's locked in. All pumped and warmed up on deadlift day, CHEVY is looking massive like his namesake.

BIG SEAN Rips Off His Shirts - Part 1 (HD Video)

The competition is stiff at the weightlifting event. BIG SEAN is amped up for his next lift, so he tears his warm-up t-shirt right off. That feels good, so he rips off the top of his singlet too (that partially tore from his belly busting through in an earlier attempt) and goes into a most muscular pose and a front double bicep flex!

Part 2 of MR. BIG THIGHS aka BIG SEAN will be ready next week! Video made possible by the Real Thick patrons. Salute. 

BIG SEAN. Recruit #168

BIG SEAN put on a lot more mass since he got his singlet. His powerbelly burst through after he hit a new personal best! His coach is so proud of his bull.

BIG SEAN videos: Part 1 | Part 2 | GIFs 2025-01-20 08:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

BRITISH BULLDOG (working title - video WIP)

A work-in-progress. This bull is not camera shy. He should be ready next week for the Sergeant of Brutes tier and up. Stay tuned!

CARNE BULL (video)

His favorite past times are juggling jobbers, spinning them around like a merry-go-round and spearing targets.

Dripping with sweat in the hot and humid arena, CARNE BULL still moves like a freight train, quickly dominating his opponent with his massive size. He manhandles the jobber, pinning him, squashing him under his weight more times than he needs to, until he wins by KO.

BUTTERBEEF. Wrestling Brute. Recruit #167

"C'mere," growls BUTTERBEEF as he interrupts the match to pull his opponent's head to his. Even though Christmas season is over and the Mistletoe Matches have ended, BUTTERBEEF and a lot of the other wrestlers continue to stop and kiss under some mysterious invisible mistletoe...

Sergeant's Special Recruits XXXXIII - Wrestling Brutes

Highlight images from the past week's matches.

Exclusive Sergeant of Brutes images.

GROWRILLA ORTIZ. Recruit #166

Sponsored by Growrilla Supplements, GROWRILLA ORTIZ just can't wait to use his gains to completely dominate another big bear.  

Gold Medal Kiss (beef clips)

On the Olympic podium, the weightlifting super heavyweight silver and gold medalists, who had been eyeing each other all week, can no longer resist their mutual attraction. They congratulate each other with some passionate kissing. They had to be briefly separated so the officiant could place the medals around their necks!

beef clips - Beef-packed video clips, sometimes looped.

HOX. Wrestling Brute. Recruit #165

"Don't go passing out on me, punk. I'm not done with you yet."

PYTHON. Wrestling Brute. Recruit #164

PYTHON has entered the ring and the biker crowd goes wild. When he's finishing off his poor jobber, PYTHON cups his ear to the crowd to signal them to choose his fate. The crowd chants either "LEGS! LEGS! LEGS!" or "ARMS! ARMS! ARMS!" depending what they want to see him put a sleeper hold on with.

AVALANCHE. Wrestling Brute. Recruit #163

The jobber has given up trying to get AVALANCHE's giant boot off him, he's just so big. He just lets him do what he wants at this point.

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CARNE BULL (teaser video)

This video is included with your Real Thick Sergeant of Brutes and higher tier membership at this LINK or purchase it a la carte in the shop HERE.

His favorite past times are juggling jobbers, spinning them around like a merry-go-round and spearing targets.

Dj BUFF LION: New Year Beef Party (HD Full View video)

Vibin' hard at his New Year Beef gig, BUFF LION puts you in a trance with his smooth meathead moves and massive double bicep flexes while pounding you with his bass heavy beats. W party. (HD widescreen version)

SGT. MAMBWE. S.W.A.T. Brute. Recruit #162

All that ass-kickin' works up Sarge's appetite. He's gonna try out those smash burgers the new recruits been @ him about. Then continue on with serving up ass-whoopins.

Sergeant's Special Recruits XXXXII - Biker Brutes

Some of the bikers in the city took an impromptu road trip when they saw the massive size of the new S.W.A.T. recruits sweeping through the city after the New Year parties ended. The bikers will be back... bigger and badder.

Exclusive Sergeant of Brutes images.

(gif) SGT. HOWELL. S.W.A.T. Brute. Recruit #161

SGT. HOWELL doesn't care that his wide body is blocking access to half the lockers - after a long shift, this is his first chance to relax. Restoring order in a city overrun by brawny, drunken bikers is tiring work, and he's more than ready to kick off his boots and take a long, hot shower.

SGT. HOWELL beef clip

SGT. HOWELL in The Locker Room (beef clips)

beef clips - Beef-packed video clips, sometimes looped.

Dj BUFF LION: New Year Beef Party (HD widescreen video)

Vibin' hard at his New Year Beef gig, BUFF LION puts you in a trance with his smooth meathead moves and massive double bicep flexes while pounding you with his bass heavy beats. W party. Stay tuned for the full view video edit dropping this Friday for the Sergeant of Brutes and above members.

SGT. NILES. S.W.A.T. Brute. Recruit #160

This used to be SGT. NILES's truck, until he grew too big to fit inside a couple of years earlier. He drives a new, oversized truck now, but he misses his baby. They had some good times together.

SGT. O'SULLIVAN. S.W.A.T. Brute. Recruit #159

This lil' punk is stuttering trying to answer SGT. O'SULLIVAN's questions about his cartridge of 'Blowers' he caught him using. A synthetic drug that showed up in the city around the time the outlaw bikers arrived. Being caught red-handed was bad enough - the fact that he has to look up to see this beef mountain's thick chest has stolen his ability to speak coherently.

SGT. SLUSARSKI. S.W.A.T. Brute. Recruit #158

The S.W.A.T. teams have been deployed to clear the city of New Year partiers still going at it. SGT. SLUSARSKI can't wait to use his excessive force on some punks or drunken outlaw bikers. He's been craving feeling someone squirm under his bulk.