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Mornings With Erika

2/1/25 - Finished!

A pleasant morning with Erika and her owner Rudi, the lucky f**k he is, he regularly wakes up to his super-model carfriend already awake stroking his hair. Immediate view (and access) of her gigantic breasts, practically inviting him to dive in and get his morning-wood rocks off. We can all collectively be envious of Rudi..

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Maxine: The Big Beautiful 737 MAX

Anything more adorably alluring and potentially dangerous as a 737 in heat?

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Covert Bleacher Ridin'

The coach is always getting on Stacy's ass about her boyfriend Duke showing up during practice. This handsome ass is just one big distraction, Stacy smiling at him when she should be practicing her moves with the other girls. Hell he doesn't even go to this college!

Judging from the side-glare she'll get a talking to again after class, but right now she hardly cares as it's SO worth it. Sneaking some Duke rod riding on the bleachers, best part of wearing a skirt! Hardest part is biting her lip and trying not to coo and moan with how amazing he feels!

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Markus Is Caked Up

I want to give Markus some more love, it's easy to draw Riley as he has the adorable factor. But Markus has enough untapped hunk factor, it properly implemented he could stand up with the greats here in Servertown. Looking at you Blake.

Riley can't help but randomly admire the body of his absolute catch of a boyfriend. Such a big thicc beefy boi for such a lil Miat to handle..

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Stacy Spanking

Duke went ahead and bent the naughty Ford Lightening over his thighs and proceeds to spank that big tight cheerleader tailgate.

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COM: Gigantic Zed Fire&Rescue

Working on a commission of Zed the camaro. Based on the wild-fires in California awhile back.

Story goes, after hearing about the wildfires on the news while down in Texas at Haywood Studios, where Milo and Zed work as security. Milo decides that they've gotta get back home and help, as Zed reclines on the couch not really sure whats going on, Milo fetches a male growth potion bottle from the closet, hops up on Zed's tummy, and force-feeds it down Zed's throat.

Almost instantly the car starts to rumble as his body slowly and progressively faster starts to inflate in size and weight, at an even faster rate his once rather average sized dick and balls begin to swell as his nuts begin producing borderline more than they can contain! Soon he's outgrown the room and bursts out of it.

Once gigantic, Zed plucks up Milo and places him on his shoulder, the impromptu idea that while huge he can simply walk to California faster than he'd be able to drive.

Once there, with little stimulation from how swollen and inflated his balls are with semen, Zed begins cumming all over the country-side putting the fires out. But as he does so, the national guard, not so thrilled about having a gigantic camaro treading through town cumming on everything, begin shooting and firing missiles at his nuts and ass.. to which Zed merely looks over his shoulder annoyed at the ungrateful nature of the attacks.

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Ms. Swanson & Krystal - Colored

I apologize for the lack of drawings the last two weeks, been emotionally in an uncreative/blocked place apparently. I'm finally starting to get out of it, as practice after the lack of doing so for awhile I went ahead and color/shaded two pictures of our girls from Haywood Studios.

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Thanks For the Meal..

Been wanting to do this meme with Drill and Misty ever since I saw it, it's just too perfect lol. No one drains you of all fluids in bed like a mosquito-girl.  Lets just confirm, there's a reason her tits are pink rather than red. XD

I also couldn't resist making a H-D approved version. I mean what happened to the last guy she drained all the cum from?

She's gonna have to find the shoe-box now...

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ANI: Eclipse Fluff

Be honest, did all of you understand that AniMECH cars had squash-able asses or is this news to you? XD Best bumper in a crash is a big fat squishy one.

Enjoy observing an Eclipse in her natural habitat, here we see one fluff and message her big fat ass. Could she be oiling it up? Could she be trying to attract a mate? Let your imagination go wild and your boner go hard!

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Waking Up With Supra Tsuma

FINISHED - Includes a patreon exclusive 'NUDE' version, even though I know that totally ruins the tease effect of the original intended picture. It was too easy to include and not do for you fine folks. <3

My one alteration to the context of this original picture is the addition of a spent Lover Littler™ on the bed there, showing that she is indeed smol and human-sized by your bed-side.. looking for you to take hold of her and have your way with her, senpai..

Kind of a joke, but I included a stock-image dude for a sense of scale, and to show just how huge that rack is even when she's smol! Gotta love car girl proportions.

Here's a WIP for another one of my Anime-Re imaginations/Carifications I started tonight. Along with one I finished a couple days ago and forgot to post. I'm not quite sure how to feel about doing these, I'm sure changing the species entirely probably grants me license of transformative of the original.. though I do feel a bit dirty copying another artists picture, but that might just be a personal hangup. I can't help it, Anime artists are masters of coming up with sexy and beautiful as hell poses for girls.. poses are always my worst skill.


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Acura & The Dairy Gals

12/11 UPDATE: Since getting a higher contrast monitor, I realize how rough the shading was on this drawing, I've sense smoothed out the shading to have a better blend. I hope you guys enjoy!

For once, I don't care what Oxurus says! Even if dairy cars don't make realistic sense to the lore, I'm going forward with the idea even if it can't be canon.. because tits... the power of tits. Is it a surprise that the over-productive Acura would find kindship with the dairy cars? Even if they are just running cow.exe in their heads? It's a shame that this can't be canon because milk production could be a way of explaining how she makes an income. XD Hate to ruin the surprise releasing this as a WIP, but you guys did sign up to patreon for early access so.. not my fault. lol

 

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11/03/24 Art Stream

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Cindi's First Día de Muertos (Day Of The Dead)

See it all worked out? It just so happens that Day of the Dead goes until Nov 2 so the picture's not late! I thought you guys would enjoy this. Cindi's getting to embrace her adopted culture, her father/owner being Latino. Here Emilo snaps a picture of Cindi getting the traditional calavera face paint. Though the version adopted by ANImech car folk. The more organic skull and flower motifs replaced by stylized robotic shapes and electronic schematic symbols.

I'm still trying to practice doing more color-theory stuff, thought this would be a good one to practice on since day of the dead is so colorful. Still need to learn it more though, it just kinda succeeded it making it washed out and yellow... like Mexico in Breaking Bad. lol

Non-face paint version too for those so inclined:


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Creamy Blake

Duke and Zed, with the advantage of a shared goal, finally have their way with the golden-boy of Haywood Studios, Blake Cannon.

(For all of you that have been waiting for some male on male stuff involving Blake, its hard since he's straight so.. lol hopefully this scratches that itch somewhat.)

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WIP: Dance Club BMW

Wanted to draw a different looking kinda girl, I got inspired when I saw a iridescent paint-job bmw with shaded eyes. Made me think, man a bmw in my world that looked like that would probably go clubbing.

With some helpful suggestions from SquareBody, we ended up with a more lanky looking kind of gal then I usually draw, added some weight and sag to her boobs as something different too. His suggestion that I like is the overly baggy pants with her panties just out there.. lol it's great.

This would should be fun to color with all the club neon colors going on, delving into some color theory practice with her first.

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Clingy Corolla

I was admiring the ass of a 2018 Corolla in front of me in the drive thru the other day, really love the tight buns on that model. To demo how nice that butt looks I decided to anthro one, this was the result. :)

It looks like Jennifer has a little crush on her owners son, oh the controversy

Lore-wise we get to see a little more of what one of these bedroom garages can look like.


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Human Stacy Photo-Day + Naughtiness

Duke comes home after another long 8 hour shift, after shuffling around for awhile and unwinding he notices a flipped over photograph smelling unmistakably like Stacy's perfume. Flipping it over and looking at it, he found out that Stacy evidently stayed after during photo-day and made a naughty extra one of her own for her boi to remember her by. How it got online is anyone's guess.. Duke. /: )

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Field-Trip To The AniMECH Dairy Farm

Last week your middle-school class went on a field-trip to the milk farm to see the dairy-cars being milked. Not sure how the teachers didn't see this coming, but you're pretty sure this was a new strange sexual awakening for you and several other boys in your class. o//o

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AniMech Limbs 2.0v

So most of you all probably remember my first version of how the AniMech car limbs work, how they deploy and how they're connected inside the car. https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35811593/ I'll be honest it was a design I didn't love since the beginning, takes up a ton of room in the cars body having these two tubes in their body containing their stored limbs. I've been putting a lot of thought into it the last few weeks on a more practical design.. essentially a way to make it so the cars can store their legs how you might imagine.. kneeling up inside their wheel wells. Issue is, how do you do that when their shoulder is where their thigh should be? I came up with a mechanical track system.

I'll be making a full 'study' diagram like with the original version. But until then here are GIFs of the new design. I think seeing it in motion will help you guys visualize it. :)

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Bus Stop Beauty EDIT

So where you guys looking at the thicc-af Eclipse from the last picture and wish we could jump forward and see her when someone finally rips those panties off and fucks her? Maybe some creampie? I gotcha covered with this edit I did of the original picture.

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Bus Stop Beauty

Wow guys, I'm really sorry somehow this never got submitted on patreon as far as I can tell. I have no idea how this got forgotten about. Especially as its a drawing I'm quite proud of! Here we have an upskirt picture of one of the ever-beautiful Mitsubishi Eclipse girls.. this one isn't even trying to hide much. Here's a story I set-up I made to go along with the drawing: 

Today you were waiting at the bus stop, you and your car had a fight and to avoid them for awhile you decided to take public transport. You sit there on the bench, texting away on discord to all of us in servertown. Suddenly a pair of thicc juicy car thighs walk past sauntering down the sidewalk and stop next to the bench standing there, the mystery car leaning against a corner wall of the building beside the stop.

You don't want to get caught looking, they're at a hard left over your shoulder, turning would be obvious, but you know it's a girl car from the fruity perfume you smelled wafting by as she passed. You hear the fem-car sucking and cracking on a car-sucker and out the corner of your eye you catch the waving fabric of a very short skirt every time she shifts her weight to the opposite hip. One quick look, a curiosity look, nothing sleazy about that! Just to see if it's someone you know.

You slowly turn your head horizontally to the left, you're met with your own faint reflection in her sexy round shiny car-shin. Your eyes trail upwards, her even juicer thigh comes into view. Then (as if you didn't know!) At your sitting angle at her much taller size, and the shortness of her skirt, you have almost perfect view of her tight white panties and ass! Her mound peeking out every now and then from behind her thigh. Continuing to look up, omg she's wearing a cropped tshirt holy fuck! Your eyes are met with the FAT round perky underboob tightly squeezed halfway into her shirt. How the hell are tits that large THAT perky, how the hell is she walking around with no bra and a shirt that short without those things flopping out???? As your little male brain ponders and gawks at this crazy amount of sexy standing feet from you, you totally loose track of how long you've actually been staring.

Her sexy voice breaks you from your trance, surprisingly un-annoyed looking she says "You sure like to stare, don'tcha pipsqueak?" .. you shake your head out of your trance and show your shock and embarrassment. She smirks and says "You keep it up I'll have to start charging you"

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9/16/24 Art Stream

Only got two pictures done this time, but I put some extra detail into them.

Firstly we've got Duke the Squarebody Chevy with a dangerously huge package! Along with a couple variants, one being the niche 'knot' package complete with pleasure bumps.

Then we've got Valora the dragon, slurping up a DnD dragon like an oversized noodle.

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Officer Zed Being An Awkward Lovable Dork

There's a young frisky 99' Camaro. New arrival at Buck Haywood's studio. Her name is Chelsea getting a car suntan by the pool near one of Zed's patrols

Would you believe, all this bullshit because I really just wanted to see Zed's dorky smile with dat tooth gap? XD

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Tsundere Viper Service

"scoff* is that really the best you can do humie?.. I can barely feel anything" blush 6//-

I, kind of spontaneously, decided to give a follow-up drawing to the one-off Viper girl in the background of the classic "Little Pests" picture. I've always wanted to, as a athletic Viper girl is a sexy look, it just took me a while. Interesting to see how my art skills have evolved since that first pic, really kept her look closer to how the real car looks in this one.

 

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Submissive & Breedable

Just wanted to whip up a..well a whip. I know it's been a few days since I drew something and I was feeling ancy. :) Looks like Trixie's feeling a little ancy too, maybe it's been a slow week and her body is being left craving..

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Porsche Fuck

I decided to do a semi-photo manip with a porsche I photoed a while back. At first I was going to this more anthro'd but then I found that changing the body around ruined just how perfect and fat her ass looked at that angle.. then I decided I was going to trace it as a ref and draw it from scratch. Then I realized the natural shading and highlights in the photo were better than anything I could do.. so I turned it into a photo manip. Hope you like :)

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Carolla Girlfriend

not sure how you all feel, but whenever I look at one of these cars with their gentle smile, semi-shy looking eyes, and little boopable nose. I can't help but eqate them to the most adorable sugary sweet anime-style girl you can picture. Like I said days ago, the kind of sugar sweet girl that would romp through a field of flowers in a sundress

Both the Carollla and the Camry of the same year were blessed with such an elegantly adorable gentle face

I've made a few attempts in the past, never was able to portray the lovely Carolla like I see them. You might notice I gave one a cameo in the background of the condom comic.

Well tonight I finally sat down and put that exact image to digital paper, I think I finally pulled it off and captured that 'perfect girlfriend' good-girl energy I feel from the Carollas. Thoughts? Any of you feel the same? You all seem to go silent whenever I praise the Carolla's sweetness. XD

  Your sweet nature's-child of a Carolla had been repeatedly begging, though gently and not in a prodding way, for you to go with her to the rolling flower-covered hills just outside of town. The sweet girl wanted to get there right before sunset so she could cuddle up to you and watch it together.. Eventually you, always being so busy, finally had to relent when she dared to playfully imply she wouldn't drive you to work tommorow if you didn't stop putting it off and go with her tonight. Though you know she'd give in with just a smallest bit of pushback if you ever called her bluff, looking at her now at the front door. Her looking in through the doorway so excited to go, her sweet innocent smiling face just melted your heart and you couldn't let her down...

The two of you walked the couple blocks through the neighborhood, her face lit up so cutely the moment she saw that open grassy field. Running forward she spins and frollocks through the flowers 'sound of music' style. Bending forward and picking a tire-full of flowers, sniffing them with her grille, and putting them in her 'hair.' She excitedly beckons you "hehe come ON, hurry up the skies turning orange, hurry!~giggle" You sprint into the field following her.

Carol, the adoptive name you oh so creatively gave her, smiles at you so in love and continues to prance and frollick her way to the high hill. You've always found it a little amusing, a gas guzzling car probably the farthest thing from environmentally friendly, here in front of you literally smelling the roses.. a total nature-loving hippy of a girl. But then you always remind yourself that in that car body of hers resides a the soul of a girl no different than any human you'd see walking around. Then the humor of the situation turns to adorableness and you fall in love with that sweet face of hers all over again.

She'd since plopped herself down on the top of the hill and looks back over her fender patting the ground next to her. "how long are you gonna keep me waiting alone here huh? hehe" <: )

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Scobaz in SOMA

Oxurus, CamaroKID, and Zed on our SOMA underwater adventure over the last two days on the gaming stream. :3

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WIP - Wet Drippy Porsche Taycan SEX

After her jog that ended up landing her in the middle of a rainstorm, after she got back to the warehouse covered-area dripping with a mix of sweat and rain. Porschy noticed the stares she was being given, her clothes having turned rather transparent. Weather it was being made lewd against her will, or the attention, it kinda turned her on..

Hitting on one of the workers eyeing her the hardest, with little persuasion, the two of them headed for the utility room, squeezing her big ass into that tiny room. What proceeded was about 25 minutes of wet slippery steamy hard cuddling and fucking.. lucky guy.

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Zed & Milo - Bros For Life

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