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Nyotaimori WIP 2

Important business meetings are serious business, even more serious with a pair of gigantic titties three feet from you. Maybe they're full of sake.. 

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Nyotaimori WIP

 Nyotaimori (女体盛り, "serve (foods) on the female body"), often referred to as "body sushi", is the Japanese practice of serving sashimi or sushi from the naked body of a woman. 

I remembered seeing this in Hitman 2 long LONG ago randomly and the idea came to my head about anthro-cars. What if they used cars for Nyotaim...

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COM: Buttgobbler FINISHED

Finally finished this one, I think I'm going to take a short break from commissions after this to draw one or two of my own pictures I've been wanting to draw.

The Excursion proves his alpha status and swallows the poor human and Lexus whole, no doubt his body turning them into whatever it needs.. food.. cum.. whatever lol.

Since it only took a second I thought I'd make a post-swallow version as well since I already had the butthole drawn it wold be a shame for it never to be seen...

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COM: Buttgobbler WIP

Desperate times when your predator's puffy crundle is your only hope of not being swallowed whole!

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Welp it seems that our dominant Ford Excursion won the anal-o-war and finally slurped his owner up like a noodle, the little human continuing inwards to become fat for that belly or milk for those balls, YOU decide! Unfortunately for our little Lexus friend he was sucked in with him! Things aren't getting any better for him as it seems the Excursion may have cheated a little a...

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COM: Gonna Swallow You Just Like A Dick

Finally finished with this one. I went out of my way to try and include all the vore staples.. a nice slippery wet tongue, long thick strands of saliva stretching like pizza-cheese, spit bubbles, wet lips, ect ect. Should be plenty for any vore-fantatic to fap to. <3

With how wet her cleavage is getting from all that tongue drippage, look on the bright-side if she misses her mouth you're plunging right into that wet slippery cleavage! Can't get closer to heaven then that.. well until...

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COM: A Welcome Lilttle Snack

Now someone else purchased Trixie's services for a few hours tonight. Trixie isn't normally the kind of girl to eat someone, but she's in the business of fulfilling sexual fantasies and if he asked for the vore experience then that's what he's getting.. she loves roleplay..

Hope she remembered to have him sign a waver in case she accidentally swallows him. She's got quite the loose throat... I'll leave it up to you to figure why. 

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Price Changes For Commissions & More

Hello all, 

So I wanted to make a quick announcement tonight to say that I've decided to make requesting commission work is now a Patron benefit for all patrons. What does this mean for you all? Well nothing, but you can now feel a bit more privileged I suppose knowing that you exclusively get the ability to do so if you want to.

On that note, I wanted to bring up something that you may not be as keen on as the above news. 

After some thinking, and talking to a non...

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COM: Ashley's Ity Bity Titty-Fuck

Ashley the camaro has some huge tits, enough tit to go around. 

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Trixie At The Gym

Finally drawing something for myself this week! Not to give the wrong impression, and actually this is the perfect time to mention it. I want to thank all of you who gave me commission work lately. It's the off season for Heating & Air work right now and there's almost no work.. if it weren't for you guys, providing your monthly support and always being so ready to commission work for me I'm sure I would be much more worried about my income then I am. I want to thank all of you from the b...

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COM: Anal-O-War

Here is the finished version, get your own human buttplug Lexus! Argh! 

Including a cum and non cum version for ya'll plus the photoshop document as always.

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COM: Anal-O-War WIP

A challenger appears! 

Our naughty Ford Expedition seems to have a horny Lexus trying to steal his lil human buttplug. Who can clinch the hardest?

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COM: Bug Sex FINISHED

With and Without Misty's little pet human sitting there cucked. lol

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COM: Bug Sex WIP

Have you ever wondered what sex with a mosquito looks like? Well now you know!

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The Bigger They Are

A girl friend, never lets another girl friend take a full blast from a male car without knowing this simple truth:

The bigger the cock, the bigger the sperm..  lol

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COM: The Weight is 'Shocking'

Another commission done lately, here my man's playful Chevy Volt must be discovering how good it feels to rub is erection against things, especially if things are able to wrap something around it's girth.. like his owner for for instance. Cute young lil guy, maybe  he's an experimental virgin car. <3

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COM: Pucker Vore

Small correction from the last post of this picture. He's not an 03' Explorer, he's actually an  03 Ford Excursion.

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COM: WIP Pucker Vore

The wip for my second commission today. This naughty 2003 Explorer evidently got tired of his owner and decided to put him to some use. The more the human flails and struggles, the more the Explorer's sensitive tight asshole clinches subconsciously sucking him in further.. you know.. like a Venus fly trap.. cept not at all.

While not suggested at all by the requester, I personally like to believe the owner's going to be digested down into his balls and turned into cum.. but that's just ...

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COM: Pent-Up Michelle

You see people? This is what happens when you sleep with your car and then refuse to give them the dick for weeks on end. The poor things get all pent up and super horny, and if it means lifting their ass ends up and squashing you between it and the garage door to get you to fuck them again they'll do it.. trust me.. I know from experience. 

Friggin cars man, once they get a taste of sex dude, the things turn friggin crazy hungry for more of it lol. Guess they just don't know what ...

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New Banner

So I finally got off my ass and updated my ghetto-quality banner to better reflect my quality of work. What do you guys think? Now you get some boobies to stare at right on the front page! : )

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A Couple $20 Sketch Commissions Anyone?

Work's been slow the last two days, only one call yesterday and absolutely nothing yet today and it's 2pm. I could use a lil' income for the day and I figured I'd let you guys benefit.

A couple sketch commissions for the first two people who hit me up about it. : ) Maybe I'll do more through the week if it keeps being slow.

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FINISHED: Gonna Treat You Like A Car

 Fifteen minutes after application of another dose of lover-littler™ the  gorgeous brunette's stud of a Mustang finishes his slow process of  shrinking down to a roughly human-size. Yet again the lover-littler™  performs perfectly in it's intention of aiding in physical compatibility  between human & car. Being official photo-op couple of the brand,  the company grants the pair a steady supply of them to enjoy.
 

She stares at him smiling wi...

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Car Twerking! IRL..

I got shared this on FA and I just had to share it with you guys. I know there have been other car twerking vids in the past, I was sure I'd seen this before when it was sent to me.. but I was wrong. 

This.. this is awesome. <3 Put your favorite funky song on and watch it matches any song. XD

 https://twitter.com/BiIlionaires/st.....35907993243648 

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Post Edits: Butt Fucking

Another one of my favorite sketches I wanted to go back and make an alternate version to. You guys probably remember this, it's the "oh god please don't tell anyone" picture where the two of them are looking rather distressed and embarassed having been caught by the viewer while fucking. It's very cute and hot.. but..

I thought it really needed a version where we actually saw them going at it uninterrupted. Watched those big balls slap together as the Camero pounds that tight Mustang as...

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POST-EDIT: Playing With Blake

Post-Edits are a thing I've thought about doing for awhile after going back to some of my favorite past drawings while..ehem.. enjoying them and thinking that they could be even better with some alternate versions. This is one of my favorite sketches of Blakey, so I thought some human stand-ins of what you might do to his body if you were there might be nice. <3

Blake's co-stars just can't get enough of his sexy body. You'd think after filming countless sloppy naughty pornos together...

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Back Dat Ass UP ((EDITS))

Due to popular demand from you lovely Patron babies of mine. Here are some sexy edits for my recent finished drawing. 

Isn't This A Nude Beach? - Looks like our oblivious lil F-Type didn't know she wondered off to the clothed area of the beach! Enjoy a nude version of the lovely car.

Babies On Board - Looks like our lovely F-Type is carrying a litter of babies at the time she was wandering the beach. Makes me wonder if she's ...

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Problematic Milk WIP

After god knows how many months I'm finally picking this gem up and dusting it off. I think it's time we finally finished problematic milk, whatya say? Problematic Acura's udders need to flop free in the public eye. 

Astute viewers may notice that I lifted the OMNOM fuels decals for the gas pump from another basically abandoned picture staring my baby Lilly gorging on gasoline and giving herself a cute full round belly. I should finish that one too... >> 

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FINISHED: COM: I Want You In My Pipes

Totally forgot to upload this! Sorry guys! </3

 Sexy little Jenny, the VW GTI who I've drawn before, finally gets to be  anthropomorphized! Her real-life self is sporting a tow-loop, so her  anthro'd self gets a sexy piercing in those big fluffy lips of hers.                  

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Blake Growing Animation

I know it's not a thing that's hot for everyone but I LOVE growth, especially unwanted/uncontrollable growth. That was the main motivation behind making that Macro Blake picture. I could only imagine his girth growing to fill that giant room. 

Anyway I know it's super SUPER sketchy but I felt inspired to draw what his growth probably would have looked like if it were animated. A big full boy inflating up to gigantic size against his will. <3 lol he's adorable.

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Trixie's Freebie

Trixie felt like fluffing her titties for your benefit. Enjoy. <3

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I Want You In My Pipes WIP 2

Finally chose a pose, now working on the final line-work details. This won't be a colored picture, just shaded. Jenny has a tow-hook screwed into her front bumper that look so much like a lip piercing, so I incorporated it into that here.

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