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I Want You In My Pipes WIP

I'm doing a small commission for a buddy of mine of his Volkswagon GTI Jenny. He's a big fan of big juicy lips so I'm going to emphasize them in the picture. Here are just some sketches of me trying to work out some poses. 

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Parallel-Park Dat Ass FINISHED

Finally finished you guys, I decided to go with greyscale. I figure it leaves more up to the eye of the viewer. You decide what color she is, what color her bikini is, ect ect. I'm including the full resolution version, the PDF, and at the bottom a fun little GIF. Love! <3 

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 You're chilling on the beach with your douche-bag buddy from the gym,  catching some sun with some cold brews and the salty air. Your buddy  makes it no mystery that his main reason...

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Back Dat Up WIP 3

This is turning into a bigger project then I meant it to be. How many times have I said that now? Damn I don't know why I have a problem just making sketches of things! lol XD

You gotta give it to Anthro-Cars, they sure are good sports when being cat-called. Maybe it's a car's natural aim to want to please. 

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To Clothe A Car...

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'Back Dat Up' WIP 2

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'Back Dat Up' rough WIP

This is the beginnings of a drawing idea I've had for a long long time, basically a car pun kinda sexy picture where a guy is goading a car girl to "back dat ass up" and she literally has her reverse tail lights on lol.

I decided to make the girl in question a Jaguar F-type (or fuck-type as you may want to say) 


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Animation

Soo just curious. If I were to say.. working on an animation on the side.. anyone have any opinion on what it should be? I've had a couple ideas and general thoughts but I thought I should ask you.. my lovely patrons what you thought.

It could be something lore-building, like how many of you have actually wanted to see the process an anthro-car goes through to transform from car mode to bipedal mode? Maybe spice it up some and show her getting dressed at the end too? lol reverse stripte...

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Balls Drop UPDATED

I decided to go back and add a few more frames to make the animation loop better.. I realized it was kind of a visual whiplash to watch it snap back to the balls being held up again. So now it's got Blake lifting them back up with a nice satisfying bounce.. enjoy. Updated the video with sound too below.

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Ashley Chilling

Here's our lil' Mazda 3 during a simple time, its around bedtime and Ashley in her pajamas decides to lul herself to sleepiness by reading one of her girl mags - "Beep." A play on the human girl mag "Bop" 

Ashley's a barely clothed sleeper, she prefers the feeling of her bare skin under the sheets plus she gets hot easy. Though that's also why she has the constant problem of the family dog sleeping inside her clothes when they're laying on the ground. Seeing as she's trying to drif...

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2020 Ball Drop

Welcome to the new year folks. I wanted to thank you all who've been supporting me all year and even beyond, you guys are amazing. You're a big reason I feel my art is worth while, because as long as someone is enjoying it and getting worth out of it enough to monetarily support me well.. that means a lot.

As thanks, and perhaps a tad late for some of you. I had Blake do his own version of the 'ball drop' for you guys lol.

In all seriousness I'm trying to learn to animate in Krita...

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Ashley's Read WIP

Just sexy lil' Ashley the Mazda 3 reading a dumb teen girl magazine, nothing more, nothing less. Just thought it'd be cool seeing her in sort of a chill nothing going on setting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESspZkzvHKk

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Jet Girlfriend FINISHED

Added wet APU and maw shot to round out the scene. : 3 

Let me know if you guys would like to see any other 'scenes.'

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I don't know..

I'm messing around in Krita some more.. seeing what it's like to animate in it. lol A dick just came to my mind for some reason. Whatya think?

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Jet Girlfriend WIP

Steve always had a thing for jetliners, even when he was barely pubescent and AniMECH jets hadn't really become a thing yet. Something about the curvature of their birdy bodies, the way their shiny butter-smooth skin looked, the way their round yet athletically fit looking bellies  melted into the curves of their wings and the way tail would seamlessly curve into belly, and belly into boopable nose.. 

As he become an teenager and sentient planes were becoming just as commonpla...

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Juicy Jumbo Blake FINISHED

Alright, sometimes I can't help it.. probably went a little finer on the shading then I set out to. But you know? fuck it.. I worked on this one for quite awhile it deserves to look this good I think.. besides it is my first macro picture after all. 

mmmm..macro Blake.. what in the world would you even do with that much Camaro? <3 Well I know what Buck Haywood would do.. lol I really should make that comic I scripted. Who else really loves the idea of seeing an un-enthused giant...

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Juicy-Jumbo Blake WIP

Gonna work on finishing this tonight, it's gonna be simple shading, enough to get the job done... like the characters already colored. Speaking of them, yeah I got some stuff put on the ground to help get a sense of scale... that's one big  boy! The two girl ares are just in awe.. it's too much boy to handle! OH and I got some tread patterns drawn on his tires.. a nice many looking tough pattern. 

I keep liking to imagine at this point he's basically fully enlarged, but the ra...

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The Hottest Water Hammock

A little thing I'm sketching up for you peeps wanting a big ol truck girl. Started this sketch probably when I should have been in bed by now so lol.. 

Anyway a random idea that came up in my head while drawing the Cindi pic.. the thought of that big bikini clad car pussy wading over the water.. and what it'd be like if they were wading even deeper... crotch deep. Then I thought what if you pulled the front of that bikini out and saw that big car pussy halfway submerged?.. gleaming...

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Dry Landing

Poor Cindi right? The girl can't even play a toss the beach ball around without something landing in her titties. Good for her she looks more surprised then irritated.

At least this random surfer landed in some nice warm dry boobage instead of spashing in the water. Way its looking though, unless she helps him out in time which.. I doubt with her processing speed, he's probably going to end up face first in the water at her feet naked the way his trunks are  caught up in her strap....

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Fleshbag Sports Bra

One of the pluses, in my eyes, is that in the Anthro car universe as opposed to ours, cars can actively complain and (within legal reasons) get back at their owners for being neglectful pieces of shit, or outside of legal limitations if the car doesn't care about going to car prison lol. No rules of robotics here mofo! lol.

Well you see what happened here, this dick promised refuses to pay his girl an allowance.. something most anthro-car owners do just out of the goodness of their hear...

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Fantasies Anyone?

Soooo.... If a car was to say.... tie ropes to your arms and legs, wrap them around her waist and make you her bra.....

..what kind of car would you hope she'd be?  : 3 

Or character of mine if you'd rather.. 

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Take A Picture It'll Last Longer

Walking through the parking lot next to the railroad tracks, you cross the tracks in front of the parked train engine and see two lesbian Mitsubishis making out deep and passionately with each other. The Eclipse, the obvious top in the relationship had her lover.. a heated horny looking 3000GT pinned up against the side of the engine-car. You know it's rude to stare, but how often does one spot a pair of lesbians making out in public like this? 

You watch their glossy plump lips cl...

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Mitsubishi Lesbian Punks WIP

Slowed down a little. I had a service call to go to late at night last night around the time I would have drawn, and tonight for whatever reason it took me awhile to get off my ass and draw. As always Im expecting the weekend to foster some good work.

Anyway spent about 2 and half hours more on this coloring, I have the other girl almost done. It's coming together well I think. : )

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Jumbo Blake WIP

I'm working on the line-art for Blake and his jumbo-size increase. Drawing him all macro is nice as it allows me to get some good mechanical details in there that are usually too small. XD

I'm thinking of adding some additional props and characters in the background for both scale and scene establishment. Probably some people moving background panels and props showing that this is a studio warehouse where they film teh pornz. Maybe Blakey was just getting ready for a take when one of hi...

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Mitsubishi Punks WIP

While I'm on this roll of mine I wanna try and finish old drawings that have been laying around forever. I'm not going to put a TON of work into them considering they could just as well be forgotten to time.. but putting some hours into them and getting them finished is good for my mental satisfaction. 

It's been so long that the forum that the reference pictures for these girls were from aren't hosting the photos anymore.. so I'm having to go off of memory for this.

There's ...

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Impregnated Dart

Against all biology and logic this Dodge Dart and her owner are determined to make little Darts. It's taken all evening and some severely drained balls but she's finally full.. now we just wait and see what happens.

Note: I don't care what kinda hate the new Darts have, they have got one of the most beautiful asses around, those lower cheeks are rounded as F. <3

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Lyka's Frustration FINISHED

You're laying on your back all up underneath Lyka's big round ass as you watch it twerk in your face with her thrusting riding of your cock. It's SO amazing then.. suddenly.. NO.. hold it! hold it! UUUGH! Lyka lets out a sigh as her ass disappointingly sinks on top of my belly. With a frustrated motion she flips her ass end on one tire and stares back between her titties at me. "What the FUCK.. AGAIN??.. that's it get out of here, I'm going to sleep."

Poor girls, you've gotta f...

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Lyka Disapproves WIP

Almost finished with the lineart for this one, it'll be nice to finally have this one finished as it's a pretty awesome drawing.. 

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Finishing "Lyka Disapproves"

But I want your guy's input real quick, which cargina design looks more appealing to you guys? I'm finishing this in the next two hours or two so get your input in while you can! 

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Unseen Tongue Skills At Work

Another drawing in this Trixie series of mine going on, and look it's a POV picture!

Poor guy, she JUST jerked him off with a threadjob and before his balls can even recover she's pinned him down and started sucking his crotch.. and I mean his ENTIRE crotch, in those big puffy juicy lips of hers. 

With the size difference she doesn't really even have that much wiggle-room to slide her mouth up and down his lil tictac, so instead he gets to enjoy having his shaft smooshed betw...

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Milking The Tic-Tac

"One Tic-Tac Milking is $30, $35 if it's a blowjob, I'm great at edging and drawing things out so don't worry, you're gettin' your moneys worth sweetie.."

We check back in to Trixie and her client, looks like things are going well! Trixie can give one hell of a awesome treadjob. Trixie loves humans, especially in bed, she things they're just so darn small and adorable, that's the reason she nick-names human penis' Tic-Tacs because they're about that size in relation to her.. so...

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