Half-Dude

Sweaty Cars?

Yay or Nay? lol

Jogger Cars WIP

Lost hours of work last night, I had today off for July 4th so I could have stayed up last night and finished this but I guess work took it out of me and I was falling asleep by 10pm. I fell asleep with a Markiplier Happy Wheels playlist playing that kept going for the 5 hours I was asleep.. surprised his voice didn't haunt my dreams. 

Anyway I ground this background out in about an hour, happy with how it came out though I intended for it to look more early in the morning.. but I ...

Sexy Car Joggers COLOR WIP

Here's what I've got so far, I'm happy to say that I'm sticking to my plan of not devoting TOO much time to coloring this and I'm also happy to say it looks pretty dang good despite it. I actually implemented a different coloring technique this time, basically free-style coloring the whole thing on one layer rather then different body parts on different layers. I have to admit it does kinda allow for a more organic looking painting.

Highlights still haven't been added, so if it looks a ...

Jogger Cars LINEWORK DONE

Finished the detail and linework finally. Thinking I want to do some kind of quick color/shading to this. I don't want to put a lot of work into it considering this was a drawing idea that just spontaneously popped in my head.. and I have lots of other projects to get to. But I do think it's an idea interesting enough that it's worthy of some color, don't you think?

Tough Boy's Secret

You know what I think when I look at this boy? I see a car who goes around being all alpha and badass. Then when he gets home to his garage, and he's sure no one's going to catch him? He opens a secret stash and slips himself into a dress and panties, then looks at himself in the mirror, lifting the back of his dress up and wagging his muscle-car panty-covered ass and fantasizes about his secret desire of having another muscle car boy pin him down and dominate him, screw him, and otherwise tr...

WIP: Jogger Girls 2

Audi TT girl, after somehow squeezing her big ass into those jogging tights, meets up with her friend as they go for their morning run, casually she checks her fit-bit to see how her body's doing.

WIP: Jogger Cars

lol why would cars need to jog? ..I'll get back to you on that. Maybe we'll just use the FNAF explanation and say it's good for their servos. XD 

Two sexy jogger girls caught running in the park, a modern Audi TT (not Trixie) and the blue Dodge Viper returning from the Little Pests beach picture a while back. :) 

Whatya guys think?

Dart Darlings FINISHED

 I've been wanting to draw something sexy of a Dodge Dart for a long time  now, they really are sexy as hell cars, but for the longest time for  some reason their faces just didn't work being made into.. well.. faces,  in my style. I don't know why but for some reason I was able to make it  work in this. Mmmh just look at those juicy Dart asses....

Dart Darlings WIP

Lesbian Darts WIP - Squeezed Into 'Em

I went ahead and squeezed the girls into their skin-tight outfits, like I said before, color inverted and racing themed. 

I usually like leggings but they look maybe out of place on the girl on the right, I may take them off her.. what do you guys think??

On a less professional note: The thing that makes drawing pin-ups all worth it is when you're own drawing process gives you a constant stiffy. XD Mmh!

Lesbian Darts Preview WIP

I don't know how I did it, but for some reason I was able to make the Dart face design not look weird as f*k...as I suspected it probably had to do with taking some of the facial lines from the real car out of the picture particularly around the mouth and cheeks, as you can see in this old sketch:

Come to think of it.. there's a LOT wrong with that. XD Maybe I've just gotten better at drawing s...

Inflated Ginger FINISHED

She may look like a water balloon but for gods sake don't toss her! She's libel to pop on impact lol.

Inflated Ginger WIP

Started coloring this, I decided not to make any more of this comic beyond Ginger's senpai calling her a blimp lol. I may make some one-offs but beyond that I think Ginger being a living water-balloon has panned out to his conclusion, time to deflate the poor girl lol.

Roadhead Commission Finished(?)

Roadhead Commission WIP

Trying to knock this out finally tonight, so close! 

God I love Roadhead's fur pattern... lol I think the cars do too, maybe that's what attracted them..

Japanese Cars FINISHED

In coloring, I discovered another major visual difference with Japanese animech cars. They like to see every part of the car as one body, so unlike the American versions, these cars are painted the same unifying color on all parts short of rubber parts. It does indeed give them a more unified look doesn't it?

Kawaii Japanese Cars

Been wanting to draw something like this for awhile now. I finally saw someone's avatar on FA with a cute horny looking anime face on it and it inspired me. 

As you probably know, Ani-Mech is half Japanese founded company, and you better believe the anthro-cars were even faster a hit over in Japan then they were in the US. Animech cars quickly became choice romantic surrogates, think non-fictional waifus lol.

I decided to follow Pixar's lead in making all cars in Japan look a...

FINISHED: Buying Condoms

Cars don't have it any easier then us when it comes to buying condoms, it's just as awkward for them as it is for us, maybe even more-so considering they're behind the shelf items and due to their sheer size sold individually or in big ass boxes that everyone WILL be able to see what it is you bought lol. Then you could happen to be unlucky enough to be rung up by me... when I just can't help but picturing you stretching a condom onto your giant car-cock and commenting on it to you... it's al...

WIP: Lesbian Dodge Darts

For awhile now I've been trying to get a good lesbian girl-car on girl-car cuddling picture going. I find drawing girls cuddling is surprisngly hard for a guy like me that likes to show all the goods.. basically it makes placing arms and hands (especially if those hands are big fat tires) a NIGHTMARE because each girl has these big juicy chests that you just have to make peace with yourself ARE going to get mostly covered up with almost any cuddling pose you could think of. 

Here I...

What I'D do if I were gigantic...

Aside from being sad to watch, it's frustrating to see the wasted opportunity giant monsters and such play out when all they want to do is crush and destroy stuff. Man if I were gigantic? Aside from picking up every car and cuddling them, smooching them, and petting them like the cute lil things they are. I'd probably also grope them in ways our regular size doesn't permit.. if I had the chance. OH and fuck a jet liner too.. obviously lol.

But yeah I cant tell you all the times I wish L...

Buying Condoms Panels WIPS

Here are basically the remaining scenes, my pervy self noticing the condoms are extra large and asking who the lucky girl is, and the Camero's annoyed reaction and... mmh.. hugeness. <3

Fel-Pro is a real life brand that makes paper and silicone gaskets for cars lol.

Background Gal

Yep her job is to stand in the background lol.. BACKground giiiirl.. she's a'livin in her background woooorld...! 

WIP: Buying Condoms #2

I figured I'd go all out on this first panel seeing as I expect the couple other panels to be close-up facial reaction shots.. might as well do a little world building and actually show what the store would look like with cars walking around it lol.

Added the cute little bystander girl in line behind the Camaro, not related to him at all, just there to populate the scene. : )

WIP: Ball on Ball Action

Just look at those big juicy balls bounce and slide over each other. /: P 

Shopping While Naked

Not that anyone in the store is complaining... *whistle*

Quickie Comic: Buying Condoms

A quick 3-4 panel comic I had the idea to do for a long time after my time working at an auto parts store. There were many times I'd be looking at the products on the shelves and automatically be associating them to the human equivalents. Car Wash fluid as shampoo and bubble bath, wax is like skin moisturizer, clay bars exfoliating pads... ect ect

There were also quite a few times I'd get a gasket set in a package or some other back-room parts and notice how some of them look rather con...

Works In Progresses UPDATES

Hey everyone!

Slowly getting myself to draw some more, slowly but surely. Right now I'm in a tight situation with basically all my major characters locked in mini-comic situations, Cindi, Ginger, Misty..

The Misty comic, "Bug Truce"  is the conclusion of the Bug for a Bug comic showing how the little human is settled into his new role as a mosquito's pet lol. The whole comic leading up to these new two panels is earlier on here on patreon. She's basically going to fake squish...

Mirrored Twins

This is a redesign of my original drawing of the sort of mirrored 69ing posed lesbians I drew a bit ago if you scroll down. This one i think has a bit more depth and character to it. I decided to lump this in with another sexy idea I've wanted to try for awhile... opposite mirroring paint jobs... like this: 

Where one girl is black with a yellow racing stripe, and the other is yellow with ...

Girl Kissing

Just a quick sketch that's not good enough to be made into a full drawing of any sorts. I guess i'm on a kind of naughty lesbian cars thing right now, I kinda really want to draw some sexy girl car on car cuddling action lol.

Wall Of Idioacy Comic WIP

Hello everyone, 

It came to an extreme shock to me when I looked and saw that my last upload to FA, the Titanic picture, was almost a month ago.. that's almost a month I've gone without really drawing. What the heck is wrong with me? 

I wanna ask for your forgiveness for the lack of content lately and thank you for your patience thus far. I forced myself to draw tonight and I'm hoping that'll jumpstart me into doing it regularly again once more.

So this is a drawn ...