FINISHED: Buying Condoms

Cars don't have it any easier then us when it comes to buying condoms, it's just as awkward for them as it is for us, maybe even more-so considering they're behind the shelf items and due to their sheer size sold individually or in big ass boxes that everyone WILL be able to see what it is you bought lol. Then you could happen to be unlucky enough to be rung up by me... when I just can't help but picturing you stretching a condom onto your giant car-cock and commenting on it to you... it's alright, enough tires to the head and I'll learn to shut the fuck up lol. 

The idea for this came to me during my time working at an auto-parts store, it was a painfully slow location which lead to many hours a week spent straightening shelf items and trying to find any tedious little things to keep myself busy with. Being who I am, I couldn't help noticing how many car products could compare to human products if cars were anthropomorphized and could apply it themselves... think about it. Polish and wax being skin exfoliator and make-up, headlight restorer being eye-drops, tire shine being nail polish or shoe polish, carlashes being eyelash extensions... ect ect.. 

Plus not to mention while straightening up the back of the store items.. finding quite a few gasket and exhaust pieces that looked hilariously like car cock-rings and the like lol. 

So the idea came to my mind that in the anthro-car universe stores like Advanced, Autozone, O'Riley ect are turned into stores for cars like Walmart and the like are for us, cars are the actual customers and they walk in and shop for themselves getting self-care products and the like. Cool huh? I don't know about you but working at an autoparts store would be my dream job if cars were walking up and down the aisles themselves asking me to help them find stuff lol. XD I promise I wouldn't embarrass them like I did this poor guy. 

For those of you who aren't familiar, Fel-Pro is an actual real-life automotive parts manufacturer.. they primarily make paper and silicone gaskets. Thinking about it, a gasket maker sounds like the perfect company to make condoms for cars right? lol. XD