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Happy Vore-Day w/ Valora

This dragon's all up in your kingdom, eatin' yo entire armies.. and the big sexy lizard still has room for desert foo!

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7/30/24 Art Stream Drawings

The collection of requested drawings during our art stream the last two nights. Enjoy you guys. :)

-Giant Milo, having mysteriously been enlarged to match his gigantic Camaro Zed.

-Blake Kiss, despite protests, his boss forced him to kiss Lake on the lips. Much Camaro disgust.

-Cindi & Riley cuddle, what's more adorable then two kawaii Miatas cuddle/nuzzling?

-Full Misty, the nurse has taken just about as many blood donations as she can contain!

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Wet Drippy Porsche Taycan

The unfortunate Porsche owned by the factory foreman decided to go for a jog during the work day. Little did she know it was going to pour down rain that afternoon. At the end of lunch break the works sit and watch as this soggy drippy wet Porsche walks into the covered eating area to try off.

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ArtStream 7/23/24

Human Ashley's IM Tease - Human Ashley sent Oxurus a little tease selfie. Evidently since we're all able to see it he must have shared it with us.. I'm sure Ash really appreciates that.

Human Puffin "Puffina" - a representation of how Puffin's sona will appear in the next comic at during the growth-ray demonstration at Haywood Studios.

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Duke Squarebody's All American Package

What's more American than a pair of huge full truck-nuts wrapped in the stars and stripes?

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Toyota Titties Two (TTT)

A sequel of sorts to the original Toyota Titties with our lovely Toyota GR86:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/toyota-titties-100774239?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

I wanted to show the babe from another angle and to show off some of her other alluring features. I think she wants a spanking!

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WIP - Growth Ray Testing Comic (cold open scene)

Sort of acting as a prequel to the Blakezilla saga, this essentially establishes how Buck got his hands on a growth-ray in the first place and why, as well as demonstrating it's wondrous use.

Now to look at it you might be wondering what these two random babes have to do with any of that? Well its kinda part of a cold opening, you'll see very soon. :3

Sorority Girl: I don't know what to do, I don't know how I can survive without Michael, how could he dump me like that?? 

Cheerleader Girl: Hey hey, it's alright.. maybe.. Michael isn't what you really need.. maybe what you need is right in front of you...

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An Evening With Zed and Milo

Made a shaded version of the picture for you all. :)


A little slice of life piece I decided to do with everyone's favorite security-guard duo at Buck Haywood Studios. Zed and Milo!! Back at their dorm after a long day of patrolling the two bois do some gaming late into the night!

To Milo there is nothing like getting Zed that AniMECH car compatible controller. He ordered their favorite food and looked forward to teaching Zed about the wonderful world of video games.

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Wish Fullfillment

Krystal continues her method-acting practice for her role as the giant sexy Slutra. Playing with her lil army-men and fake city her mind turns naughty as she decides to inject a little fantasy mixed with some real-life former lovers of hers.. time for a little sexy girl-revenge?

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Krystal's Role-Rehersal

One night, a few of Blake's girls passing by Krystal's dorm room I suppose catch ear of some funny dialogue coming from her room, stuff that'd probably be particularly embarrassing to have heard if Kystal didn't know people were listening. So the mischievous ladies quietly crack open the door to spy. Inside, Krystal having set up a tiny city out of boxes, blocks, paper towels, and toilet paper tubes, along with a few army men is with quite a bit of childish glee and delight using her imagination to practice her imminent role as a gigantic sexy woman..well moth.. but still.

The girls can hardly stiffle their laughter watching Krystal acting out dialogue to herself while stomping around on army men and kicking make-believe buildings over like an oddly-sexy little child. lol

I'm considering doing a couple sequel pictures of this if folks are interested, some preview material of what's to come when she's actually huge.. Im sure you can imagine some of the things she could do to those poor army men..

Patreon exclusives - no text bubbles version, and a naughty naked version.

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Riley - Gender Flipping

Riley, our lovable little femboy miat. They're essentially gender fluid at this point, so sometimes Markus gets a lil femboy and sometimes he gets a girlfriend, best of both worlds. The lil Miat loves putting on fake lashes, makeup, and fake breasts, the more feminine and girly the better!

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Carrie's Tire-Job WIP

Sometimes you have to go a little above and beyond with the agent to get the good assignments, everyone's favorite Viper, Carrie knows this all to well!

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Valora: Dragon Stomp

Yet another failed campaign ordered by what must be one idiotic king to slay the evil dragoness Valora ends in an entire army of knights eaten, melted, squashed, and stuffed in orifices, it's down to you the last one left. She's had her fun for the day, and at this point you're just a pest and she's already got a pet human. So say hello to her giant fluffy pup-padded foot!~crunch 

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Cowardly Blake

Intentionally a very vague scenario, but Blake is one of those characters that looks adorable submissive.. Some unknown individual looks to have backed Blake into the interior of the Haywood Ranch barn and is requesting/demanding something of him.

Blake resigns to his fate, at the request that whatever happens, no harm comes to his package, as he holds and cradles it protectively. XD

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Discord Art Request Stream 5/27/24

  • Duke pick-up soldier

  • Maple mustang anal-vore (herm/non herm)-

  • Ashley maw selfie for Oxurus.

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"I Heard You Like Sniffing Car Panties.."

Acura is up to her usual sexy shit again. lol

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The B*tchy Mercedes

Our dear friend Squarebody, on the discord (come join us!) posted a picture of a Mercedes at his work parking lot that looked specifically sexy. I've been wanting to draw more Mercedes girls personally, specifically being their upper-class snooty selves.

I took a liking to her face myself as well, and was caught at it's strangely sexy 'b*tchy expression' and decided to put that on an anthro form.

Whatya guys think?

 

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A Little In-Universe Lore!

You guys will like this, this is something I've wanted to establish in the world for years! Cindi and Ashley's houses have these, that's why you've seen the big pink rooms where they're having their sleepovers.

In the world of mecha-cars, the typical garage just doesn't cut it anymore, these cars want an actual bedroom damn it! Most houses are built with bigger garages these days for this very reason. But for older homes this a good option!

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Mclaren WIP

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Stacy - Police Role-Play

After overhearing her stud Chevy, Duke and this owner discussing Ford Lightening police cruiser variants. The sweet girl runs out to the REpaint, one of several franchises specializing in quick automatic body-repainting, just one of a few industries born out of the AniMECH revolution. Got herself clad in some shiny sexy black&white colors. Then ran over to her to a police-car friend of hers and borrowed a uniform to surprise her Dukey with.

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Blakezilla Prequel - Buck Talk Comic FINISHED!

Alright all you beautiful people, more than a year of off and on work. Yes even I'm surprised but the original patreon post was dated October 2022! I finally at long last give you guys the long sought after Blakezilla 'Buck Talk' Comic setting up Krystal's involvement in the upcoming giant Blake movie!

Now this is surely going to get close to nothing in terms of feedback when this goes up on FA. You know how much your feedback means to me, it's what makes drawing these worth it is hearing from you guys. Anything no matter how tiny means a lot. Did you like it, hate it, what could I improve on.. ideas that come to mind? Anything. I'd love to hear it. ^^

you guys are my test audience, it's going out to you before anyone else so let me know of any issues you see.

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That Trixie'll Sit On You!

I decided to draw everyone's favorite hooker car Trixie, doing what everyone seems to love her doing.. vore. XD All while drawing some nice car-butt squash!

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Stacy and Duke - Human Versions

Guess I'm on a humanization binge for the moment, hope you guys don't mind. : )
Duke of course is not my character, he's Squarebody's Chevy truck that my character Stacy is shipped with. ^_^

Decided I'd do a human version of the Ford and Chevy pairing (how controversial!) drawing Stacy to my own spec and Duke to Square's description. :)

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WIP - Markus and Riley's Owners

This is an establishing drawing I wanted to do for awhile, explained in writing only a while ago, our two gay cars have gay girl owners. It's not contrived either, compatibility is extremely important to AniMECH to ensure happy customers. They've designed a very effective and thorough psychological personality test that all their cars take and all prospective customers take to ensure that a human is paired with a car with a complimentary personality. This helps to make sure that you don't buy a car that you end up despising lol.

So not only are the owners Kimmy (left) and (Jill) very similar to Riley and Markus personality wise, but they also share their same-sex orientation, as you could imagine that'd be something that'd be pretty important to match with the owner and car. So as neat as it is, it really makes sense that Riley and Markus would end up being interested in each other, as they have the same kind of personalities as their owners which of course like each other.

This is representing the early days, one of the first few times Riley and Markus had actually met in person. Not really knowing each other too well, but bashfully finding each other attractive..

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Carter the submarine pussy squash

Giftart for my friend Oxurus of his character Carter, sort of a return to my 'squashed against glass' series. Carter lays on a gigantic glass lined floor submarine pen, some lil human bugs squashed up into her giant submarine pussy. She is obviously enjoying how it feels.

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Cindi & Inanimate Cars

I want to establish, artists own beliefs in this work: animism beliefs - object souls. I got the impression earlier and yesterday that my work was starting to imply that only animech cars are conscious which isn't what Im going for but traditional cars just like in our universe can't speak and are widely believed just to be hunks of metal.

I thought it would look cool to see a traditional car contrasted with a traditional car lol apparently no hard feelings towards her being born able to move and talk, how nice of them like they said, easier not to be jealous when you've never known it or had it

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Blake - Too Big For Texas

A little non-canon drawing inspired by our one and only Puffin777 in the discord. He found the idea of Blake's growth becoming perpetual and he continues to grow out of his control at a slow rate until eventually he's sitting on the continental US, balls squashing the entire state of Texas. Poor boi </3

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Human Trixie

Wanted another go at drawing our universes' Trixie.. human version, doing her lady of the night duties. Changed her hair a bit since last time, had it grow out a bit longer so it looks a bit less punky. Lemme know which version of the hair you like better!

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Cindi & Ashley - Hotdogs

Performed some photoshop editing magic to create a funny lil comic with these two. Poor Ashley has such bad luck around Cindi, under equal opportunity she can't even wind up in a sexy-situation by accident like Cindi will! lol

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Art Stream 3/27/24

The drawings from tonight's art stream on the Discord. Hope you guys enjoy. :)

-Car penis-vore commish, balls full of victims along with butthole vore. <3

-REE stamp made for Oxurus, available for use in the discord.

-Some Oxy vore as well.. featuring Puffin

-Human Cindi & Ashley - boob envy version

-Both happy future FA-upload version

-Ms. Genericson (generic busty thicc office-chick boob growth.


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