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Ashley Laying It On Thick

Ashley is tired of being overlooked. She loves her friend Cindi, seriously she really does. But on Fa, Patreon, even on the damned Discord she's overlooked or outright forgotten about amongst the likes of Cindi, Trixie, and Acura. Chief offender is our very own Oxurus..

Well finding her push upping'est bra and her shortest skirt, Ashley aims to make him notice how hot she can really be! Notice me! NOTICE ME!

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Hank's Tongue-Bed

Quick little commission I performed on the Discord. 

I know I've said it before, but those of you still not on the discord I highly suggest you come on at least once and chat with everyone, we're all very close, and that's where the impromptu sketch streams and streams in general happen! Come join us! 

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"Get In..."

UPDATE: Added an alternative 'tighter' version, gotta keep it tight. ;)

Anyone down for a Jetta pussy-stretch? I wanted to really test myself and do a difficult pose/angle. Honestly I'm really happy with how it came out, foreshortening can be a bitch!

I know there's an old WIP of Acura doing a pussy-stretch, I'll finish that one someday, but until then, for those of you who were waiting to see a car-pussy spread... well today's your lucky day. ^^

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Fill Me Up (Car-Version)

my friend told his personal trainer that he's mech, so the next day his trainer put a hentai-style joke sticker on his Camaro's gas-door to playfully tease him. I decided it would only be right to make a car version of the original sticker.

Original:

I'm gonna include the photoshop document with transparency, maybe some of you can put them through a service or some sort and make a real sticker out of it. lol

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3/18/23 Art Stream Drawings

- Sadie the Mercury

- Giant Krystal & Blake, St. Patrick's theme, toasting water towers full of beer 

(tiny guy in boobs alt version)

- Xara Presenting (butthole, fucked, gasoline fucked alt versions)

- Horny Cadillac looming over you

- Random sketches

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German Girls FINISHED

I decided to draw a followup sketch of the volkswagon duo, Jetta & Passat from an earlier drawing I did here. For whatever reason I've had upskirt, car-pussies and thighs on the mind lately so a picture of the two of them presenting is just what I think the doctor ordered.

As always I'll be doing a few versions for you fine folks, as of now we've got a nude, underwear, and sweaty version requested. :)


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Art Stream 3/4/23

Hey everyone, just sharing the results from our art stream last night, a place for yall who participated to copy them and save them and those of you who weren't there to enjoy them too!

As always, you patrons here who haven't been, you're always welcome to come onto the discord yourself just ask me for an entrance link.

-Heather the honeypot ant

-Pregnant Gabby & Shelb

-Anon & Zed Security at Buck Haywood's Studio

- Oxy Fennec vores Anon

- Sexy Trixie

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Bouncy Bouncy!

So I downloaded the Jellify app the other day and decided to put some drawing through it. For those who crave more animation this might be the ticket for you. 

Honestly, if any of you guys can tell what programs artists like ZonkPunch https://www.furaffinity.net/user/pantswrestler/ use I'd be more than happy to buy it, learn it, and start making some animations from single image drawings like those for you guys. : )

In the meantime enjoy these!

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Producer..

Sorry for it being so slow lately, really trying to hunker down and get this comic finished that way I can go back to one-offs. Battling just a tad bit of burnout. Decided to give you guys something to enjoy and make myself do a one-off unrelated art. Was actually quite refreshing. : ) Enjoy! 


Astute fans will remember Acura deals with Hyperlactation syndrome, her girls basically won't calm down and produce milk double sometimes triple the rate a normal girl's would. Where ordinarily a girl car's breasts will produce any lost milk (byproduct made from what she eats) up to a point, known as the 'resting capacity' and will only produce in excess of that during pregnancy. Acura is cursed with boobies with no resting capacity and will perpetually produce and at an accelerated rate.

Eventually her breasts will get sore, tender, and start to lactate to relieve pressure. Rarely will Acura endure the discomfort unless she has reason to get that big. But her condition essentially means she has to perform bi-nightly milking of herself to maintain any regular manageable size.. though like this morning, for whatever reason hormonal or otherwise her girls decided to work overtime overnight leaving her particularly engorged and unable to fit her usual bra size.

Patron exclusive - squirt version included.

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You payed for your time, got yourself a room

Trixie: "You've got me all to yourself baby... hmhm, what'ya wanna do?"

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Bright Eyes

I'm sort of setting out with an experimental angle with this picture. I know traditionally I draw standard cartoon eyes for my characters, but sometimes some cars in real life have such beautiful eyes as it is. BMWs are often the case, they have some of the most beautiful sensual and bedroom eyes of many cars especially when they're illuminated.

Something that's often made me fall for BMWs is when a shiny black one is staring you down at dusk with her lights on, these yellow-white eyes with illuminated eyebrows/eyelashes. This is something I want to try and achieve with this, I plan it ultimately to very darkly lit, in fact a lot of detail might be lost but it's worth it I think. 

I really wanted to see if I could capture that amazing look from real life with the real-life eyes and make it work. 

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Carrie Needs Assistance

Update: Added an additional fully clothed version and a GIF. Enjoy. ^^

Which one of you brave boys are prepared to try the car-boob-challenge? Are you able to pull the bikini nice and tight around those melons and get the knot tied? Carrie will give you a special treat if you do!

Also, a patron exclusive topless version because I love ya. : ) 

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It's Boring Being Huge

A new panel for my 'Buck Talk' comic staring Buck Haywood, Ms. Swanson, and Krystal from aways back that I'm still working on, figured I'd post this by itself as a refresher and since it can work stand-alone. 

Basically Krystal glances out the office window through the sound stage at Blake being miserable and feels bad for him.

You gotta think about it, being gigantic probably would get boring after awhile especially if you weren't free to do what the best aspects of being huge are.. go on a rampage destroying stuff and squishing people. Instead you're stuck sitting there, being hyper present and looked at all day, too big to lay in your own bed, listen to music. TVs are the size of a pin-prick so no watching TV... being huge and being behaved SUCKS. 

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Photo-Manip' - Car Dildos lol

Just a funny little thing I did up the other night for the discord. lol I of course take no credit for these clear stock images it's just for fun. But are car dildos a thing in Anthro-Car'verse? You bet your ass, and do especially kind owners buy them for their cars? You also bet your ass!

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Bi-pedal Valora the Dragoness

A fellow patron of mine brought it to my attention that he thought Valora could only be on all fours and wasn't aware that she is capable of standing erect. Now walking erect, maybe not. I've compared her to a bear, she can stand and maybe walk very awkwardly for short distances, it's definitely not how she's designed to move. 

In this situation it appears she and her pet have noticed a noise off in the distance, she stands tall trying to find the source like a curious doggo. Floppy dragon ears perking up.

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Art Stream Drawings 1/8/23

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Happy Deer Day!

I added a random clothed version for you peeps. XD

It was decided by one of our lovely users on the Discord that Newyears be 'sexy deer' day and all posted pictures be sexy deer. I decided it'd be better if I drew my own. 

So here she is! 

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Look'at The Wittle Baby!

Acura adopted Lake as her human baby, being her baby has it's perks! Who wants momma milkies?


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Complete Each Other

Gonna kinda touch on some touchy subject matter what with discrimination, but its tastful and against such things. But it was the best way to show these two cutie's dynamic. See Riley, being a Mazda Miata which are already socially accepted as 'gay' cars in pop culture had a bit easier time growing up with his homosexual orientation, enough so that as an adult he's known for being pretty outspoken about it both in talk and in just how he dresses, he's quite openly gay and femmy. 

Marcus had it much harder, being a Challenger he had a lot of the macho muscle-car culture pressed on him. This caused him to be closeted for a long time and when he finally did come out or was out'ed he had to deal with a lot of ridicule and discrimination. It's left him very sensitive and vulnerable to it. As such the muscle-car label forced onto him surfaces, and he only knows how to respond to such emotional torment with physical violence and getting into fights, acting like how the world seems to think a beefy Challenger should act even though deep down it's not who he is.

Here, Riley and Marcus are walking down the sidwalk minding their own business when some people start to poke fun at them. Some people that know Marcus? Maybe strangers mocking Riley for being in a dress, regardless Marcus won't take it directed at either of them. But Riley helps his boi, when the urge to respond comes in, the adorable Miata hugs into him and talks him down, distracts him from it, tells him to just focus on him and how much he loves him and how little they matter. Riley is very good at calming Marcus' storm and putting him at ease.

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Lt. Fox Vixen

Took my shot at character from North Korea's propaganda cartoon "Squirrel & Hedgehog" representing the filthy west. lol Funny enough I think quite a few Americans would be happy to have her represent us. 

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Update

Hey guys, I thought at this point you guys deserve an update, I know uploads have been slow lately and I apologize. Lately I haven't really wanted to draw, and nothing forced is going to look very good. 

I think it's best if I take a small break from drawing, at least drawing my regular stuff. As you've seen I've gotten a bit back into FNAF again, nothing crazy just another interest the peaks and fades every now and then usually triggered by playing the game again lol. I just beat it so now that I'm done with it things will probably slowly fade again for those who want me to get back to cars. 

But anyway yeah, I think it's best I don't force myself, give myself a little break to either not draw or draw non-car stuff. It may be burn out, or it may be me trying to avoid burnout. 

So yeah, just wanted to let you guys know not to panic, or leave thinking I'm done drawing what you're here for. No, I'm just listening to my body and doing what feels right. Give me a few more days and I'll get back into things. :)

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Roxy Pin-up

Replaying through FNAF Security Breach, wanted to see if they'd fixed many of the bugs and overall made it more polished since the last time I played it around a year ago. I'm happy to say they have made it a bit more stable, fixed some things that weren't working before. Still need a lot of work though lol.  Getting myself back into that world again though reignited my lust for my feisty wolfy waifu Roxanne though. XD

Something that always amused me is how obviously the developers knew how sexy they made her, almost every security booth throughout the game has a framed sexy pin-up of her, one even has a bottle of lotion and tissues next to it. Evidently the security at the Pizzaplex all ogle Roxy. lol

Anyway I thought I'd take my shot at remaking the photo in my style. 


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A Trix In Need

Who here will be gentleman enough to help a poor car in need?

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Skater Chick

What is a car to do when they feel like rollin' but are out and about in  anthro-mode? Their brakes are locked in anthro-mode leaving them mere  nubby feet rather than rolling tires, so how is a car to roll? Why.. put  skates on of course! Designed them after roller-dollys you'll see some  tow trucks and auto-shops use but with a skate twist. Thought I'd give  this girl some personality in her design, like I've tried with  characters like Amber. Obviously she's a 'juicy' PINK style girl with  her color matching accessories. She's possibly channeling a bit of her  Japanese heritage with the catgirl earphones. Observant people may also  notice the flower tattoo on her hip and heart on her cheek.  Pervy-observant people may notice the crotch slip in her shorts. XD

The lollipop she's sucking on is just one of several car versions of  human food, obviously cars can only eat liquid diets of different fuels,  coolants, and lubricants. But like any sentient beings they crave some  variety, industrious food and auto suppliers have found ways to form  their all liquid diets into hard and chewy eatables a car can enjoy  while they eat it only to melt into liquid form in their tummies. Kinda  similar to fire paste, fuel with a thickening agent in it. Keep in mind  anthro-cars are bit more tolerant too they can eat things a car couldn't  eat, it just goes right through them they can't digest it.   

As always I built stuff on different layers so there's a non earphone  non safety-gear and skate version available as well to Patrons. :)

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Puss Wedgy

Think I'm gonna scrap this idea, but you guys still deserve to see it and possibly enjoy it. : )

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Bumper Stickers

These two hook up for some casual sex, when the Saturn gets undressed the Honda boi sees all her bumper-stickers..

basically the fact she has a lot of stickers he's suggesting she 'gets around.' XD

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Vore Shark

I had to put an adhesive plastic ipad screen protector over my new tablet. Payed for with donations by you lovely patrons. <3 

I can't stand the gritty paper feel they put on it. I'm used to the glossy smooth feeling of my old tablet. I did this test drawing after putting it on. All systems go.


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Your Carrie Callahan Autograp ~<3

While attending a MotorTrend magazine convention in LA, much to your shock and a joy, it turns out multiple front-page model Carrie Callahan was there signing autographs. 

Luck you weren't short on cash and were able to splurge on the extra special autograph which included a kiss both on the poster and on your cheek. ;P Took you a good 5 minutes to wipe the lipstick off the entire side of your head afterwards! 

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Trucker Misty

Random sexy squito. : ) I already forget how this idea came up, something was being talked about in the discord I think. Anyway in case you ever wanted to see a human-sized Misty the mosquito driving a semi, and looking damn good doing it.. well here ya go. :)

edit: I realized I forgot the white bands around her wrists, will need to add those in. Will probably add her little human pet in there too.. 

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Are You?

Hey Pates, 

I had a question, are there any of you here on my patreon who don't watch on my Furaffinity account? I want to know because a lot of times I seem to forget to post the final uploads of my pictures here. You guys get to see the WIPs and progress pictures, but ultimately I may add some color/shading/final details before uploading it to FA, not to mention the longer artist description.

Last thing I want is for you guys to be missing out. If there are some of you who don't watch my FA and aren't seeing the final releases I'll work harder not to forget to upload the final stuff here.

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