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Double (insert here) WIP

UPDATE: Behold the first drawing done since updating from Windows 7 to 10, yes I held out with the old OS for awhile. I actually find 10 seems better optimized for this kind of art work so.. we'll see if my art starts looking better. :)

Finally working on the next part of the 'Double' series. You know, that one with Trixie and Acura sexily tormenting that random guy? (Double-Lick/Double-Blow) I'm not quite sure what to call this one yet because I don't exactly know what action to focus on. XD This one is sort of a tiny mini 3/4 panel comic leading into the final part. Essentially the girls are standing over the spent lil guy when Acura pulls out a couple lover-littlers. 

Yes that's right, finally going to do some fucking thing with that lover-littler concept! The girls decide to shrink themselves so that when the guy wakes back up he's got two little horny cars to deal with. <3 

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Bier, BrĂ¼ste und Boxermotoren!

UPDATE: 

Decided instead of making it bier and oil it'll be bier and gasoline lol it's funny because they're even a similar color. You can identify the gasoline, aside from the obvious smell, because there's no head on in the glasses hehe. 

Almost done with the coloring, just need to add highlights and some darker shadows in areas. For fun I added some exaggerated highlights on their titties almost like they've been oiled up with baby oil or something.. yum. Maybe they poured some bier and gasoline on themselves lol.


German translation: 

Beer, breasts and boxer engines!
The mother-daughter duo Erika and Monika Schwarzkopf celebrates Oktoberfest!

Heavy on the Erika Schwarzkopf pictures lately I know but this is kind of time sensitive if I'm going to do it  you know? Another in my 'magazines' series. Erika hopped a flight back to Germany after the California shoot with Car&Driver to do a shoot with her mother for the Oktoberfest issue. 

I'm trying to decide if this magazine should cater to people or cars. ie: If they should be holding mugs of bier or of something cars drink like anti-freeze or oil or something lol. Lemme know what you think.

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Trixie Meets Her Match?

I have to say, it's nice to see some men who care enough for the car-girl to put on a wearable for her pleasure. You know Trixie's gotta be master at playing up how good it feels when all the little human guys go 'hotdog down a hallway' with her. Granted we can't say this guy is for sure an altruist, he probably just has a fetish for seeing car girls go ga-ga.. I'm guessing it gives him alpha feelings or something ya know? I mean he did pay to screw her after all he's gotta be getting something out of it. XD *ever the skeptic* 

So guys out there with female cars? Come on, do them a favor and use the car dildo on them once and awhile. Your cars will thank you. <3 ^^

Note: totally unintentional but.. doesn't he kind of remind you of Atlas carrying the weight of the world? XD

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Bow Peasant!

Only gave myself an hour tonight so I didn't have time to finish this completely. Reason being I woke up feeling like absolute shit again today, hazy headed, sour stomach, and a headache that has my head feeling like it wants to explode. So needless to say I didn't start feeling even remotely good until evening.

Anyway, poor ignored Ashley no one even suggested anything for her XD So I stepped in. Ashley is going out as reanimated Egyptian royalty, a mummy with style! Bow to your pharaoh peasants!  *camel camel starts playing*

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Cindi the Mazdapire

Looks like our girl's going all out this Halloween huh? 

I don't know about you guys but now this has me curious how adorable she'd look if she turned into a bat. XD

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Happy Early Halloween!

I guess Cindi wanted to dress up early this year. X3 Miatas, they always find new ways to be absolutely adorable.

Guess it's about time we start planning what this years H-D Halloween picture should be. Any ideas guys?

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Bitch'Y Rides

I decided to put to paper my own mental fuck-up. XD I'm subscribed to Motor Trend on YT and I totally misread the title of their show as BitchY rides lol.. 

I'll let you guys decide what such a show would be about. XD To me it sounds like one of those exploitative shit reality shows like The Jersey Shore.. lol

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First Encounter With THIS

So I spotted my fist ever Jaguar XK in the wild today, never seen one before to be honest. Damn is that body killer! So thin and sporty yet thicc, love how how vertically plump it's ass is, you don't see that a lot in convertibles. Really loving how far back the big wide rear tires are, really gives it that thicc thigh appearance too.. WOW.

Gonna have to make a pin-up of this babe now. XD

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Drenched Jug-Joyride 2 - the jugining

*Edited the picture changing her angle a bit and moving some of the captions around. I think it looks better now, like she's jumping straight up an down*

Erika gets a bit naughty and a little unlady-like when Hans gets her hot and bothered. She didn't quite expect feeling him sliding around between her soaking titties to turn her on so much.. rational thought bows to horny thought. Luckily the two of them are already in privacy, being in their hotel room, so things are free to escalate as they go.

Without warning the big girl starts hoping in place, causing her massive, plump, juicy jugs to bounce and clap together, her lil man desperately grabs for any breast surface he can grab to keep from falling right out of her top. Luckily Erica starts to knead and squeeze at her titties, squashing them together and rubbing them together up and down enjoying the feeling of her wet cleavage slide together..  

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New Car Balls Arrived + Crundle

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The crundle piece arrived today, I basically took a black colored balance ball and removed the plastic base. It's actually great that it has the screw-holes around the sides, should make securing it with ratchet straps nice and easy.

Now don't be disappointed with how it looks right now, kinda spread out and separated. It'll be a lot tighter up under a car, in fact so tight I might need to let some air/water out to make them fit. This extra tightness will squeeze the three parts together nice and firmly, it should look amazing when a car is actually wearing this setup. 

I'll probably do a photo-op, get them looking really nice, wash all the garage dust off the nuts from rolling them around on the floor to their storage place here, and maybe get some body oil or something all over them, grease them up and make them look nice and shiny. It should look absolutely AMAZING. : D 

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So now that yoga-balls have been tried and tested successfully as a car ballsack. They're thick, reinforced against popping, and have a lovely soft spongy feeling to them. I decided to go all in and special order some that are actually black per anthro-car lore. I imagine having them black will allow them to get really nice and warm before 'playtime' if left in the sunlight for awhile which would be nice. I'm interested if the same results could be achieved with a radiant heater of some sort.

I find the best results in feel come from filling them with about 50% water, than filling them with air only until they just barely start to feel tight, leave plenty of room for wobble and squishiness that way.

fyi: They won't look so egg-shaped when a car is wearing them as they'll be somewhat squeezed down under their groin and take a rounder more oval shape.

Once I get another big sports car boy rented sometime in the future I'll have him wear these and take some video/photo requests if any of you want, just as long I remain anonymous in them that is. Gotta be smart about that these days you know? 


Had my lovely girl Lilly in the shot with these hulking things to show scale. I could imagine they could double as car-tits too now that I think of it..

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Drenched Jug-Joyride

Turns out Erika's actual owner came along with her to California on the  Car&Driver photo shoot. I guess Hans has never seen his girl up and  anthro all wet in the rain like that, seen just how magnificently the  voluptuous babe fills up that t-shirt. Seeing that sight of her dripping  wet, de-bra'd drooping udders clad in sticky clingy cloth was just too  much for him. After everyone broke for the day, he and Erika went back  to their rented room to get her changed and dried out. But after a few  compelling words and sweet talking about wunderbar-sexy she looks like  that, faces neared, eyelids dropped, kissing happened and well.. it  escalated from there!

So in he climbs, easily sliding his whole body up between her slippery  wet titties like a lubed up lubed up German sausage down a hallway.  Sliding himself all around those wet slippery titties, tugging and  peeling at the soaking wet shirt, and taking a boobie ride, listening to  those plump milk tanks slosh as they clap against his sides.

It truly pays for itself being an anthro-car owner. No wonder they're so popular. ;)

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The Thicc'ning Ray!

I wasn't going to post anything from this mini-comic until I got a few more frames drawn, but since it's been haulted for about a week I figured I might as well let you lovable patrons enjoy what's drawn nonetheless. 

People who've followed me for awhile know that I love sci-fi rays, and have invented some myself. The boobification ray, the orgasmo ray. There's some that are only in an unscripted and undrawn Felicity comic (yeah remember Felicity? lol) but rather than rays they're injections. One that causes the subject to  turn into sentient goo, one that causes them to inflate into a ball, a gender-bender one.. ect ect.

Anyway, this comic starts off with me saying "watch this" as I fire off my new Thicc'ning ray at Cindi, who bless her heart is just walking along with Ashley minding her own business lol. 

This causes the ever-envious Ashley to just call out in frustration "like come on! She doesn't even need any help! Why couldn't you zap me!?"

The Thicc'ning ray causes a temporary bloating affect of choice areas, the thighs, the ass, the boobs, and the hips. The effects deflate off after a time. The ray can actually be adjusted for the desired time, ranging from 1 to 30 minutes.

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At The Terminal

I was lying in bed the other night when I was struck with a wholesome idea for once! A little slice of 'anthro world' life piece. 

Basically a mini comic a planeh who's good with kids being particularly playful with a few of his soon-to-be passengers at the terminal window, playing off them as they act like kids.. making faces and stuff at the plane through the window. 

Again this is a wip so I haven't drawn most of the kids in the comic but these are all the plane's appearances, and this is simply because I like drawing cars/planes more than drawing people lol. But I'll get it done. 

But essentially there will be cuts between the plane and the kids, one of the boys sticks his tongue out at the plane, and the plane mimics it back, one of the kids presses his nose to the window so the plane does the same. You know.. cute. :)

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Hey There Cutie.. Wanna Cuddle?

Poor ol Trixie is just lounging around today, bored, in nothing but her underwear. You know, as ya do. Now she's just thinking about nice it would be to have a cute little human to cuddle against her body.. le sigh.. if only humans weren't so hard to come by! 9.9 </3

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Squeezing Blake Through

SMALL UPDATE: I enlarged Blake's balls to more his 'natural' proportions, very slightly edited his expression and narrowed 'de-thiccened' his face and belly. I also modified his speech a bit to make it sound less like someone from the East Coast to slightly more of like the country boy he is. Also of course, removed the photo versions and actually drew the fork-lifts into the picture.

This is an immediate follow-up to the last Blakezilla comic, staff trying to stuff the oversized Blake's voluptuous and desirable body through the sound stage hanger-door.

Don't mind him, he's just in a sour mood now that he's being forced to stay huge, he'll feel better once he's outside and able to stretch a bit I bet! 

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An Evening With Blake

I'm not sure how interested you guys are in stuff from my personal life, but it's still related to the stuff I do here so I thought you might like to hear. 

Through, means, I've managed to secure one night of one on one time with Blake IRL, or at least one of his clones. I'm going all out with this exploring my Bi side and making the IRL like my anthro-world. Have some 55cc yoga balls full of water I'm going to squeeze up between his tires and have basically constructed a car-strap on using a harness and two hooked ratchet straps lol.

Let me know if you guys have any requests for photos of anything while I have him, if possible I'll pm them to you. I'm also for sure taking the opportunity to get some rare angle shots of him for reference material for future Blake drawings... insuring accuracy and all. X3 

Welp off to have fun!

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Getting Him Off, To Get Him Off Her Back

She's jerks him off a bit rough, frustrated, not even using lube. Definitely not a romantic moment as he can tell she's not doing this for the enjoyment. But frustrated or not, she knows how to work him and he can't help but grow a guilty-erection.bumping into her chair or the side of her head, and the constant feeling of his face gleaming down at her with a small-child's 'are you done yet? Can we go yet?' feeling. Fed up, she decides to take action and do what she knows will get him off her back for a little while.

Leading her big boy back out into the parking garage and ordering him to stand over the storm-drain, his owner unbuttons her cuffs, pulls up her sleeves and grabs semi-erect cock in her arms, yanking it down almost full vertical into the drain. 

She's jerks him off a bit rough, frustrated, not even using lube. Definitely not a romantic moment as he can tell she's not doing this for the enjoyment. But frustrated or not, she knows how to work him and he can't help but grow a guilt-filled-erection.

A few moments of working him and his huge cock predicatively pops and sprays a couple gallons of cum hot sticky cum right into the storm-drain. Letting go of his low swinging member she orders him to go park with the other cars and let her finish her work. Any woman will know a man will get relaxed and lethargic after they blow their load.. hopefully it'll buy her time.

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Office Casual

Just a tip to any women out there, if you ever have one too many jello-shots at the after-office party, let your car drive your drunk self home, and in a daze of inebriated arousal jump into his tires and fuck him in the garage just be prepared for the consequences. You know how they have to shoot a bear if it eats someone because now it has the taste of human? Similar case, your guy car might just decide he likes bedding you more than other cars now..  and guy cars are as determined when they're horny as your average human guy.. just 5 times the size..  XD

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Caught In The Rain WIP

Finally got the linework finished for this big tittied fucker. Oo; Finishing it is SO close at hand I can taste it.. it tastes like milk.

Modified the Acura's pose some more giving her some more arch to her back, raising up her hips higher and closer to the Viper's hip as well as modifying the angle of her butt to hang more straight down than off to the side. 

Enlarged the Porsche's hips and thighs. Funny enough the Viper needed almost no change, she was already perfect. lol 

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Christine's Pussy-Lick

Decided to update my design for Christine to fit more with my current style. :3

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New Pet Human..

In the future... when cars have taken over.. usurped humanity's control over the planet.. and the superior automotive creatures have been in control so long their future generations don't even know it ever being otherwise.. some entertain themselves by having humans as obedient pets.. / Look yeah.. it's baiscally Planet of the Apes. XD 


Patricia: Like hey Lyka come over here and look at my new pet human, like isn't he cute??

Lyka: Awwwww! He's adorable! Hey lil guyyy.. ~<3 What's his name?

Patricia: Dunno actually, JUST got 'em.. *girl gasp* you wanna name him together?! <3 

Lyka: That sounds fun! ...giggle.. I wanna say he looks like aaa.. I dunno.. maybe a mr. Pooty Poots..

Patricia: hehe.. Mr Sprinkles.. ^^

Lyka: that's so cute! <3 

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The Only Grade Trixie Ever Scores

Update: You guys loved this so much I decided to draw more of her body. Lol funny fact I actually had to edit her ass bigger once I actually started to draw her below the hips and saw the proportions lol.

Trixie and roleplay go together like peanut butter and jelly! In fact go back far enough and she's probably even done a peanut butter and jelly roleplay at some point, I'll leave that up to your imaginations. lol

Trixie's honestly pretty talented at improv and not a bad actress, maybe someday she'll get herself off the streets of Torrington Wyoming and land a role at a studio. But the fact that you've probably never even heard of Torrington Wyoming kinda explains why that hasn't happened yet! 


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Sorry guys, as much as I wanted to devote all sunday to drawing of course LIFE happens.. a project I intended to last 2 hours of the day ended  up taking all afternoon. Not to go into too much detail but it involves it being 90 degrees these days and the garage being even hotter inside and having no way of cooling it down. T-T;; The reasons for it to be cool in there should be self explainitory if you know me at all lol.

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Keeping Ya'll In The Loop

Hey guys, 

I wanted to let you guys know that I'm well aware that art has been slow the last couple weeks. I have a seasonal trade I work in and now that it's getting hot it's been crunch time like seriously! 

Where I was reliably getting off around 5 previously now I'm lucky if I don't work from early morning to 7pm at night. Leaving me not only with little time at home, but also quite exhausted and drained. I also had to work Saturday and wasn't off till 7pm then either.. I meant to draw Sunday night but all the pent up projects and errands squeezed into one day.. I ran out of time.

I hope you guys understand and are willing to work with me on this. It annoys me just as much as it annoys you guys, rest assured. With all the sexy drawings in my head yet to be drawn into reality.. not being able to draw is very annoying to me. Believe me guys, nothing would make me happier then finishing that wet-tshirt drawing and getting to finally paint in those big wet tits showing through the drenched t-shirts.. ect ect.  

 I get a full weekend off this one coming up, I promise to draw when I can guys. 

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So Who'll It be?

*All my girls gather together, giggling, acting sexy, over all being sexy.... Cindi off there being oblivious.. distracted by a flower on the ground of something* 

Who are we gonna make teh cleavage with eh?

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Slippery When Wet (FINISHED)

It feels like the end of an era with this one! Damn. I wanna thank everyone who's supported me during the time it took to finish this one, sorry it took so long.  <3.

Pictured Left to Right: Kimiko Nomura, Carrie Callahan, and Erika Schwarzkopf

IN THIS ISSUE  Slippery When Wet!  Your favorite California trio get an impromptu wet T-shirt contest from the Golden State's unpredictable summer weather. Don't worry, it's not a handling test, so nobody was hurt!

(thanks to DryIce on FA for the article above)

Including the Photoshop file and extra-large sized finish drawing in the attachments.

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Lets Corrupt The Normie World Again!

Car and Driver posted this.. provocative advertisement with some juicy cars lining up their juicy asses, a nice lowish angle and lighting spot-lighting their plump mufflers hanging down under them.. all and all very hot stuff. 

BUT.. 

I doubt Car and Driver realizes that it's hot. So I thought, probably the most commendable thing I can do in my position, of someone able to anthro cars.. is that I should anthro this photo. If I'm lucky I'll even have the chance to post it back onto this same ad, that would give me a chuckle. XD

I'm thinking of drawing the girls sitting in a row like they are here..  on a bench or edge of a wall, leaning forward and looking over each other's shoulders at the camera flirty and giggling among themselves.. What'ya think?

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WIP: Poolside Comic

A mini-comic I've been planning to do, probably will be about 5 panels long give or take. I wanna make the punchline of the comic a surprise for you guys but believe me it's hot and funny. ;) Feel free to guess as it goes along. 

I've been inspired to use a Toyota Corolla after getting to spend a night with one a few weeks ago, they really are sexy sexy cars. <3 I'll include some pics from that night.

 

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WIP: Visible Anthro-Car

Okay!

So this is an ambitious project I've been wanting to do for awhile now. A definitive diagram of an AniMech anthro-car showing how all the organs and mechanical bits fit into the car, where they're located, and what they look like. Understandably this is an exhausting project as it takes a ton of 3 dimensional concentrating trying to find how all the layered parts squash and fit together inside the frame. 

I think ultimately I want to have it displayed in layered sections like skeleton/digestive parts/movement parts/electrical parts/engine/ect.. 

Good start though here, I decided to use a female model as they have the most unique extra bits. So far we've got the arm and leg powerhouses, the reproductive system with the vagina, cervix, womb, and ovaries. Of the two big flat sacks there the lower one is the womb, the one above it is the stomach aka: gas tank.

I have a feeling by the time I'm done with this it's going to look like a jungle of lines. XD

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Trixie's Backstory

This is a snippet from a bigger panel-style summation of Trixie's life, basically putting her backstory I wrote out in her original character-sheet into drawing. I'm guessing about half of the people actually read the description so most probably don't even know she ironically grew up staunchly clean and religious, with an owner/dad being a Priest.

Here's little alter-girl Trixie walking up the aisle of the local church helping her daddy during the usual sermon. She was probably about the size of the average kid at this time, making her doing such a thing much less odd then you might originally think lol.

Trixie's bio on her original character sheet for those who haven't read it and want to:

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20698961/

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Deepest Sword Reference lol

Any of you guys played this little indie side-scroller yet? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfsifCT3h-U

The moment I saw a giant female dragon making innuendo filled remarks over sword-length I knew I had to make a reference to it with my dragoness Valora.

Not a car thing I know! But I gotta take a tiny break from cars now and then to break up the monotony, and I figured you guys would still like to get my wips no matter what. 

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