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Countcap - The Mansion's Maids, Part 3 (TG, Bimbofication)

Danielle hummed to herself as she strolled through the mansion, feather duster flicking in her hand and enormous boobs bouncing in the bodice of her uniform. Reaching the end of the hall, she stopped in the parlor and tapped her chin. Like, what was she supposed to be doing again?

The duster tickled her boobs. Oh! That was, like, right! She was meant to be dusting! Duh! Gawd, she was such a bimbo. With another giggle, she scanned the parlor for dust. It was nigh-spot...

Countcap: The Mansion's Maids, Part 1 & 2 (TG, Bimbofication)

Part 1:

Jon stared, dumbstruck, at the luxury of the mansion. “Holy fuck,” he said, watching a buxom maid skip past him, her giant breasts bouncing up and down in what passed for her uniform. “Holy fuck, Melanie. This is amazing. How–?”

His girlfriend cut him off with a smile. “Magic,” she said simply. Still grinning, she marched across the luxurious living room, plopped her butt on the equally ornate couch, and held out her arms.

At once, twin...

Countcap: Rubberized (2nd Person, TG, Inanimate)

(I've decided to start uploading some of the Discord-only countcaps here too, especially since I've written a lot of longer, imageless ones recently. You'll still need to join the Discord for the rest though!)

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Your heart pounds as the Bakeneko approaches you, the syringe of bright pink liquid in her hand sparkling in the lights of her laboratory. “Stop! Get away!” you cry as she approaches, fighting against your restraints.

The Bakeneko comes to a stop in front of yo...

RWBY Fusion (Absorption, Expansion, RWBY)

Weiss turned the vial of Dust around in her hand, raised the instruction leaflet, and reread it again. “They… they can’t be serious, can they?”

As heiress of the Schnee Dust Company, it was typical for Weiss Schnee to receive packages of Dust her father expected her to test. Normally, the types they sent her were fairly practical: a more refined form of Fire Dust, a more flexible form of Air Dust, or a new form of Gravity Dust that could support things significantly longer; type...

Totally Files (Inanimate TF/Digitization, Totally Spies)

The air vent creaked beneath Clover’s knees as she crawled her way through its length, trying to ignore the unavoidable sight of Sam’s wobbling in front of her. “Urgh, Sam, can you hurry up? I feel like we’ve been crawling for daaaays.”

“We’re almost there,” said Sam, her radar emitting a reassuring ping. “Just a little further and we’ll be right above the computer lab.”

Alex coughed. “Remind me why we need to reach the computer lab again?”

Make My Story Grow! - Poll Results

The poll is over, and the winner--by an enormous margin--is "Totally Spies into Mandy’s Computer Files"! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!

To those whose entries didn't win, don't panic: I'll be running more events like this in the future! (I'm also going to try to write at least one of the runners-up, *fingers crossed*!)

Make My Story Grow! - Poll

Vote to decide which of my captions/flashfics you'd like to see become a full story! Some of these were Countess Caps exclusive, so if you haven't seen them before: enjoy!

(You can pick multiple options!)

Magic Wand, Make my Story Grow!

Hey! I'm planning to rewrite one or two of my shorter works as longer stories! If you've got a caption or a flashfic you'd like to see expanded, let me know so I can put together a poll!

Racecourse Refreshments / The Bottling Plant (Inanimate TF)

The hundred thousand windows of the city of Keishoku sparkled in the early morning sunlight as its citizens roused themselves from bed and forced themselves into their cars and onto buses and from there: to school and work.

The morning commute had reached its peak, and cars blocked the roads from one end to another, when a beam of light lanced the clear blue sky and flattened half the city into smooth, steaming dirt. No sooner had the first faded than a second dropped like Ze...

Story Poll #23 Results

Story Poll #23 is now over! The winner was 'The Bottling Plant (Mass Drink TF)' at 29 votes! Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or higher and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)

Story Poll #23

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story! You can pick multiple options!

(And if you're Countess-tier or higher, make sure you're on the Discord! There are over a hundred exclusive captions/sketches on there!)

Flashfic Flurry 2, Part 2/2?

Kana into Bra (Inanimate TF, Oshi no Ko)

Kana screamed as the catgirl straddled her, sticking out her tongue and all but drooling in her face. “Get away from me!”

“Aww, what’s the matter, nya~. Don’t you want to be a bra?” Pulling back, the catgirl laughed and reached into her cleavage, from which she retrieved a long purple wand. “Come on, just think of all the fun nyou’re going to have holding up my boobies!”

Kana shook her head ...

Flashfic Flurry 2, Part 1/?

Saber into Rin’s Sexdoll (Inanimate TF, Fate)

Saber squirmed, struggling to escape the glyphic restraints around her wrists. There was only one spellcaster perverted enough to have done this to her, and she knew exactly who it was. “Cast–!”

Rin stepped into the bedroom. Saber blinked.

“Hello, Saber~,” said Rin, looking down at her with a smile. “Enjoying your new accouterments?”

“Rin?!” Saber could barely speak. “You’re behind t...

Flash Fiction Flurry 2

I'm taking requests for flash fiction again! If you've got a simple idea (Boy turns into Girl? / Girl turns into Doll? / Waifu of your choice falls into the Tentacle Pit?), leave a comment down below! I'm going to write as many as I can!

(Everyone's welcome to send prompts, but Duchesses and Countesses get higher priority. Otherwise, there are no hard rules. Just remember to keep your prompts simple! If they're too complex, I'm skipping them!)

Fuku no Jutsu (Inanimate TF, Naruto)

Leaping out of the treetops, Tsunade landed in the clearing without making the slightest sound or raising even the lightest cloud of dust. Standing straight, she focused her gaze on a nearby bush. “You might as well come out,” she said, voice flat. “I can tell you’re in there.”

For a second, nothing happened. Tsunade folded her arms and remained firm. Finally, as if chastised by her glare, the bush rustled, and a short young woman stepped out into the clearing, her ...

Story Poll #22 Results

Story Poll #22 is now over! The winner was 'Fuku no Jutsu' by 4 votes! Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or higher and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)

Story Poll #22

Vote to decide what I should write and/or draw for my next Patreon exclusive story! You can pick multiple options!

(And if you're Countess-tier or higher, make sure you're on the Discord! There are over a hundred exclusive captions/sketches on there!)

Sister's Memory (Stick) 2 (Inanimate, Bimbo, Hypnosis, Expansion)

Tracy’s purse swung from her arm like Poe’s famous pendulum as she marched through the school and towards the computer lab. As she walked, boys and girls alike turned to look at her, to see the breasts bouncing in her shirt and the fat thighs threatening to split her stockings. Normally she would blow them a kiss and cock her hips at them teasingly, but today she just ignored them. She had other things on her mind, like throwing her sister to the hounds.

Reaching the lab,...

Story Poll #21 Results

Story Poll #21 is now over! The winner was 'Sister's Memory (Stick) 2 (Inanimate TF)' by 2 votes! Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or higher and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)

Story Poll #21

It's time for another story poll! Vote to decide what I should write and/or draw for my next Patreon exclusive story! You can pick multiple options!

(And if you're Countess-tier or higher, make sure you're on the Discord! There are over a hundred exclusive captions/sketches on there!)

Flashfics 4/4

RWBY Fusion

“Oooh, what is that?” said Ruby, examining the vial with a grin.

“That,” said Weiss, snatching it out of Ruby’s grip, “is a vial of very expensive, highly experimental Dust, and you are not to touch it or play around with it at all, is that understood?”

“Awww.” Ruby slumped. “What the point of Dust if you can’t use it?”

“What’s it supposed to do anyway?” said Yang, grabbing the vial from Weiss...

Flashfics 3/?

Threesome to Sexdolls

Michelle would have squealed if she weren’t sucking Brad’s cock. Kneeling on the bed with her ass up in the air, she moaned each time Stacy slammed her penis into her butt. F-fuck, threesomes are so good.

Asscheeks rippling from Stacy’s latest thrust, Michelle shuddered at the feeling of her partner’s cock throbbing inside her, just ready to burst.

Before it had a chance, Stacy pulled it out and laughed. Pull...

Flashfics, Part 2/?

Samus Aran into Screensaver

Leaving her power suit behind, Samus crept through the halls of the Pirates’ facility, gun raised, expecting any second that she’d stumble on one to shoot. The harsh metal floor clanged beneath her heels; the lights on the ceiling buzzed and flickered intermittently. The stench of ozone burnt her nostrils, obnoxious in its intensity.

Turning the corner, she stumbled on the bright blue glow of a terminal. Double-checking t...

Flashfics, Part 1/?

Hey again! After going through all your ideas, I've picked out the ones I liked the best and started writing! Here's the first batch of final drafts--I'll be posting more as they're completed! I hope you all enjoy them!

Aqua & Megumin into Giantesses

Megumin salivated hungrily, eyes sparkling with greed, as she swept through the store in search of a magic item. Wiz’s wares were supposed to be cursed, but there was always a chance of fin...

Flash Fiction Flurry

Heyeveryoneit'sbeenabusyweekandIhaven'thadtimetoputtogetherapollsooo *deep breath* I'm taking requests for flash fiction instead!

Got a simple idea? (Boy turns into Girl? / Girl turns into Doll? / Waifu of your choice falls into the Tentacle Pit?) Let me know asap! I'm going to try to write as much for as many as I can!

Everyone's welcome to send prompts, but Duchesses and Countesses get higher priority. Otherwise, there are no hard rules. Just remember to keep yo...

Sand Witches / The Coven's Day at the Beach (Inanimate TF)

Sunny’s broom raised a swirl of sand as she dropped out of the sky, a big grin on her face. “Oh, just look at it!” she cried, hopping off, “It’s delightful!”

The beach sprawled before her like something out of a postcard, all soft sand and spiraling shells and sandcastles. Up in the sky, the sun punched its way through a couple of clouds that looked like they’d been painted on to keep things interesting, while seagulls squawked with an innocence that belied thei...

Story Poll #20 Results

Story Poll #20 is now over! The winner, in another incredible last minute upset, was 'Sand Witches / The Coven's Day at the Beach (Mass Inanimate TF)' by 1 vote! Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or higher and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)

Story Poll #20

It's time for another story poll! Vote to decide what I should write and/or draw for my next Patreon exclusive story! You can pick multiple options!

(And if you're Countess-tier or higher, make sure you're on the Discord! There are over a hundred exclusive captions/sketches on there!)

Qupdate (Quick Update)

Hey guys! Just writing to let you know I'm collecting entries for the next poll! This time, Fanfic and Clothing TF are off-limits, but otherwise, everything goes!* If you're Countess-tier or above, make sure to get your ideas to me asap!

(Also, check out the Discord for the genuinely stupid amount of exclusive captions and sketches I have stockpiled there! I guarantee it'll change your life. Or at least, like, your morning routine.)

*Provided it falls within the narrow band of fet...

Nessa's Electrifying New Dress (Inanimate TF, Pokémon)

Elesa could hear the crowd even from the confines of her dressing room. Closing her eyes, she smiled a thin smile–soon enough, she’d be out there giving them something even more impressive to cheer.

Opening her eyes, she turned to the mirror, seized her cloud-like coat, and threw it off with a smirk. Exposed, her pale body looked divine: tall and slender, wrapped in the tight yellow latex of her dress, and bearing none of the extraneous fat that some of the other models l...