Story Poll #19 is now over! The winner was 'Nessa's Electrifying New Outfit (Pokemon Clothing TF)' by an enormous 1 votes! Congratulations to those of you who picked it!
(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or higher and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)
2023-03-19 21:13:59 +0000 UTC View PostHouse Cat! is over, so it's time for another story poll! Vote to decide what I should write and/or draw for my next Patreon exclusive story! You can pick multiple options!
(And if you're Countess-tier or higher, make sure you're on the Discord! There are over a hundred exclusive captions/sketches on there!)
2023-03-17 21:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostLeaving the bathroom and Team RWBY behind, Yuri skipped across the house’s barren landing. Hmm, she thought, bounding past the empty window. This place could really use a nyice plant, nya.
Bouncing into the empty expanse of the bedroom, she skidded to a stop. It looked like a little wooden cavern, bare save for the wallpaper and carpet. A little window allowed in some sunlight–a nice plant would really touch this room up too.
A few minutes later, D...
2023-03-16 18:21:07 +0000 UTC View PostEyes tight, face flush with exertion, Ruby Rose squirmed, struggling to snap the gummy bindings pinning her arms and legs to the cage’s wall.
“It’s–it’s no good,” she said, panting for breath. “No matter how hard you try, they just keep stretching.”
Beside her, Weiss Schnee screwed up her eyes, grit her teeth, and tried anyway. She screamed in frustration when it failed to accomplish anything.
“W-Weiss?” Ruby swallowed. “Are you okay?”
“No, I...
2023-03-08 18:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostYuri’s sandals clapped against the man-made floorboards of the kitchen as the two of them entered, the camera hovering above them to get the best shot of the room.
The kitchen, of course, looked as blank and empty as every other room they’d visited so far. The automated cat’s paws that had built the house had installed floorboards and counters and all the pipes and juicetronics, but the room still looked as if it had been hit by a particularly greedy cat thief.
Dr...
2023-03-01 17:59:26 +0000 UTC View Post“Kaaaaazuma! Kaaaaaazumaaaaa!” Throwing back her head, Aqua sucked in a deep breath and shouted Kazuma’s name for the hundredth time in ten minutes.
Beside her, Megumin squirmed, struggling to pull her arms out of the gummy pink stuff binding them. The carpet of the otherwise empty room felt coarse against her thighs.
Thick tears dripping from her eyes, Aqua drew in another breath. “Kaaazuma!”
“...Kazuma?” said the brown-haired catgirl, tapping her c...
2023-02-21 17:41:52 +0000 UTC View PostDingdingding! “That’s it, the results are in, nya!”
Yuri jumped back with an 'eep' as Dr. Ie* spun to face the camera.
*Pronounced ‘ya’, as in: ‘keep the change, ya filthy animal’.
“Ooooh, and nyou guys have made an excellent choice,” said the House Doctor, inspecting the holosheet with a smile on her face so bright it could have blinded a small city. “This particular universe has a lot of exceptional material for us to work with. Almost too ...
2023-02-17 18:07:54 +0000 UTC View PostWhich universe should Dr. Ie source the furniture for the living room from?
Once a universe has been selected, Dr. Ie will choose a handful of its finest, uh, "products" and sculpt them into some wonderful furniture for Yuri's new house! Yay!
(If your suggestion doesn't get picked, don't worry! It'll reappear in the next poll! I'm also accepting new requests as slots open up.)
The black screen flashes and fizzles and settles at last on the image of a street, where two rows of quaint, suburban houses with their white-picket fences and perfectly-trimmed lawns lay neatly arranged, like the decapitated heads of a serial killer’s victims.
Floating along this paradisiacal street, the camera comes to a halt outside no. 69 and bobs up to the driveway to the door, where a hand emerges from behind the device to poke the bell with an elongated claw and–
Hearing the crash of a distant door and the sound of running feet, Stacy sighed the sigh of the chronically interrupted and removed her goggles. Placing her beakers back in their stands and the mice back in their cage, she switched off The Device, and turned away from her work. Why did this always happen during the important part of the experiment?
The sound of running feet became louder with the second, the impacts ringing off the lab’s metal walls and making the ...
2023-02-07 21:08:51 +0000 UTC View PostStory Poll #18 is now closed! The winner was 'Sister's Memory (Stick) (Inanimate TF)' with 36 votes! Congratulations to those of you who picked it!
(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or higher and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)
2023-01-30 07:33:55 +0000 UTC View PostVote to decide what I should write and/or draw for my next Patreon exclusive story! You can pick multiple options!
(And if you're Countess-tier or higher, make sure you're on the Discord! There are over a hundred exclusive captions/sketches on there!)
2023-01-26 21:16:57 +0000 UTC View PostClang! “Ow!” Pausing mid-crawl, Clover swore and rubbed her knee. Sam, a meter ahead, looked back and shushed her.
“Urgh,” said Clover, beneath her breath, “why do we always end up crawling through vents?”
Ahead, Sam came to a stop, looking down through a grille. “This is it,” she said, “we’re right above her office.”
“Finally,” said Clover, struggling to stretch within the confines of the vent. “My knees are never going to be ...
2023-01-24 20:38:31 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year, everyone! It's time for the first poll of 2023!
(You can pick multiple options! And if you're Countess-tier or higher, make sure to check out all the extra content on the Discord!)
2023-01-10 21:12:25 +0000 UTC View PostThe door of the parlor burst open with a crash to reveal the pig-tailed fury of one Rin Tohsaka. “Luvia!” she cried, shaking with anger. “Luvia! Where are you?! This isn’t funny, Luvia! What kind of uniform do you call this?!”
She tugged at the skirt of the less-than-concealing maid outfit Luvia’s servants had forced her into–there were strippers who wore less revealing clothes. “Luvia!”
“Ohohoho!”
Rin flinched as the world’s most ...
2023-01-04 18:10:58 +0000 UTC View PostStory Poll #16 is now closed! The winner was 'Tsunderwear (Fate Clothing TF)' with 35 votes! Congratulations to those of you who picked it!
(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)
2022-12-28 20:55:50 +0000 UTC View PostHappy holidays, everyone! As a belated present, here's another poll!
(You can pick multiple options! And again: if you're Countess-tier or higher, make sure you're on the Discord! There are so many exclusive captions/sketches on there I've literally giving up counting them.)
2022-12-25 23:35:20 +0000 UTC View PostCloth-Li (Inanimate TF, Street Fighter)
Clothes rustled and hangers clacked against bars as shoppers explored the boutique, eager to get their hands on the latest items of fashion. The cash register dinged, the doors of the changing rooms slammed, and bags swung as customers left with the apparel they’d acquired.
Watching this chaos from her advantageous if rather unusual position, Chun-Li resisted the urge to groan. 2022-12-21 17:09:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Story Poll #15 is now closed! The winner was 'Cloth Li (Street Fighter Clothing TF)' with 38 votes! Congratulations to those of you who picked it!
(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)
2022-12-10 21:17:00 +0000 UTC View PostVote to decide what I should write and/or draw for my next Patreon exclusive story!
(You can pick multiple options!)
While I'm here: if you're Countess-tier or higher, make sure you're on the Discord! There are, like, over a hundred exclusive captions/sketches on there!
2022-12-07 21:08:00 +0000 UTC View PostCalli’s seat squeaked as she settled back into it. “Okay guys, I’m back-I’m back! Did I miss anything?” Adjusting her camera and her mic, she turned to her second monitor and squinted at Chat, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary.
Sitting back, she slipped her headphones back on and picked up her controller. “Okay, everyone let’s get back to playing some Among–”
The screen went blank.
As Calli blinked in shock, every light in her apartment snap...
2022-12-02 17:15:37 +0000 UTC View PostBright lights flashed in the windows of the sorority house. The silhouettes of its members danced behind the blinds, the sound of their screaming emanating through the glass, while pumpkins and skeletons littered the building’s deck, and phony gravestones rose from the lawn like mushrooms. The party’s music could be heard from two blocks away.
Outside, in the bushes in front of the house, Christopher Mass and Michael Rofone shivered in the cold as they squinted through th...
2022-11-29 17:35:57 +0000 UTC View PostStory Poll #14 is now closed! The winner was 'Phony Phones (Inanimate TF)' at 34 votes. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!
(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)
Vote to decide what I should write and/or draw for my next Patreon exclusive story!
(You can pick multiple options!)
While I'm here: if you're Countess-tier or higher, make sure you're on the Discord! There are, like, over a hundred exclusive captions/sketches on there!
Panchira hummed to herself as she st
2022-11-17 17:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe hangar door clanged as the team stumbled into the base, steam still rising from the blast marks covering their outfits like lunar craters.
“Well,” said Kiriko, brushing herself off. “That didn’t go well!”
The others shot her a glance.
“No kidding!” cried D.Va, her squeaky voice shrill with annoyance. “Maybe it would have gone better if you’d done your job and guarded the healer instead of running around playing ninja!”
Kiriko...
2022-11-15 17:39:18 +0000 UTC View PostIt took a little longer than normal, but Story Poll #13 is finally over! The results of the tiebreaker were:
1. K1R1K0 (Overwatch Sex Robot TF)
2. Amazing Apparel Adventure (Multiple Series Clothing TF)
3. Perverted Parade (Mass TF)
4. The Bottling Plant (Mass Drink TF)
As promised, I'm going to complete at least two of these stories, starting with K1R1K0. I may even write all four--we'll see :P
(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry!...
2022-11-06 20:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostWow, we've got a four-way tie!
I'm going to write at least two of these stories, so vote for the ones you'd like to see me prioritize!
2022-11-05 20:45:57 +0000 UTC View PostVote to decide what I should write* for my next Patreon exclusive story!
*and/or draw, because we have a couple of bonus Art options!
(You can pick multiple options!)
2022-11-02 20:38:47 +0000 UTC View PostThe light bulb buzzed; Mirko’s ears twitched irritably.
For the fifth time in as many minutes, she seriously considered storming straight out of the waiting room. Screw this stupid program, and screw her agent for putting her up to it. She couldn’t believe she’d ever accepted such a ridiculous request.
The light bulb buzzed again. Mirko considered kicking something at it.
Just as she was about to launch herself at the ceiling, the door crashed open, and the ...
2022-10-23 14:02:22 +0000 UTC View Post