Story Poll #12 is now closed. The winner was 'Ochaco's Mirko-brand Bunnysuit (MHA, Inanimate TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!
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2022-10-10 13:22:27 +0000 UTC
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2022-10-07 13:13:37 +0000 UTC
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The couch squeaked as Tabby planted her prodigious ass on its cushions, enjoying the squeals of horror from the souls trapped inside. Lying back, she spread her arms and swept her gaze around the bridge of the saucer. The vortex of a catflap filled the main monitor–its swirling pinkness was oddly hypnotic.
Drawing in a deep breath, Tabby yawned. Mom, she was tired. Who knew running an interactive game show was such a lot of work?!
Lifting her legs onto the co...
2022-09-29 15:50:11 +0000 UTC
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Beep!
“...all of the contestants to be turned back to normal then turned into sextoys for me!” Samus beamed for a second before her smile slowly drooped. “...Wait.”
Queen Hentai raised an eyebrow. “All of the contestants, nya?” A smile crept onto her face.
For reasons she didn’t quite understand, Samus found herself swallowing. “Um, like, yeah, I guess so. That’s, like, okay, right?”
The Queen of the Catgirls licked her lips. “As...
2022-09-22 14:51:22 +0000 UTC
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> SAMUS: FIGHT using CLOTHING FORMULA [BAD END] 17
> RUBY: FIGHT using CLOTHING FORMULA [BAD END] 13
Beep! Beepbeepbeepbeep!
Though their Collars were ringing, Ruby and Samus remained frozen in the center of the desert, guns locked on each other’s chests, their swollen boobs rising and falling in time with their breath. Ruby Rose trembled in her swim ring. Sweat trickled down Samus’s tanned brow. High above, Queen Hentai w...
2022-09-19 14:35:44 +0000 UTC
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> SAMUS: GRAB YANG’S GUN [BAD END] 14
> RUBY: FIGHT using CONDOM FORMULA [BAD END] 12
> 18: SURRENDER [BAD END] 11
Beep! Beepbeep! To the sound of buzzing Collars, three things happened simultaneously:
Firstly, 18 dropped her gun and threw her hands up in surrender.
Secondly, Samus lurched to her feet, boobs jiggling, and rushed at what had moments ago been Yang.
Thirdly, Ruby grabbed he...
2022-09-17 15:18:53 +0000 UTC
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> RUBY: FIGHT using RELIEF STATION FORMULA [BAD END] (21)
> 18: FIGHT using PETRIFICATION FORMULA [BAD END] (13)
> SAMUS: TRY TO DISTRACT SOMEONE? [BAD END] (13)
> YANG: FIGHT using CONDOM FORMULA [BAD END] (12)
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #15
Beep! Beep! Beepbeep! In sync, the four remaining girls’ Collars started to bleep. As one, they swiveled, training their...
2022-09-15 14:49:11 +0000 UTC
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> CHANGE YOUR MIND
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #20
To the beeping of her Collar, Yang lowered her gun and took a step back, sighing in relief. Swallowing, she wiped a bead of sweat off her forehead.
Queen Hentai clicked her tongue and flicked a glare at the cat’s eyes. “We were looking forward to seeing her zap her sister.” She sighed. “Nyevermind. We suppose it’s still in the cards…”
She threw another glance at 18, who see...
2022-09-13 14:22:25 +0000 UTC
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> COUP DE GRACE
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #6
As Ruby waited, tail between her legs, for Yang’s answer, her sister’s Collar beeped violently. With a gasp, Yang swiveled, training her gun on the contestants in the cocoon.
Hentai smirked. “Coup de grace it is then, nya~.”
Ruby gasped, making her bloated body wobble. “Yang! Don’t!”
Ignoring her, Yang took a step forward, tightening her finger on the trigger of her–
2022-09-12 14:15:35 +0000 UTC
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> FINISH THEM (SEXDOLL TF, BAD END)
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #22
Trapped, sandwiched against her lover in a tight cocoon of latex, Samus squirmed–not to escape, but to make it all that more erotic. Her boobs were smushed against 18’s, and every little motion they made rubbed them against each other. Fat spilled over fat, nipples caught nipples, each slightly twitch sending ripples of pleasure through their forms.
Their giant boobs weren...
2022-09-10 15:37:13 +0000 UTC
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> TEAM UP
> *sniff* *sniff* *sniff-sniff* Bone? BONE! [VANILLA]
Lying there on the cushion of her own swollen boobs, her furry new tail coiled between her legs, Ruby groaned and struggled to stand. She managed to push herself about a foot off the ground before her bloated chest dragged her down again.
With a groan, Ruby slumped. Why? Why did it just keep getting worse? How was she supposed to fight like this? How was she supposed to do...
2022-09-09 14:27:12 +0000 UTC
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> CHARGE IN BLINDLY
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #19
As Erza and Moogumin poked their heads out of the corridor, trying to get a look at the arena down below, the cat’s eyes hovering above them started beeping once again.
“Moo!” moaned Moogumin, fearfully. Erza shied by back too, eyes tight in concentration.
In a flash, Taberu’s face appeared once more. “Guess what time it is!” she cried. “That’s right, nya, it’s time fo...
2022-09-08 14:33:39 +0000 UTC
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> TEST YOUR NEW WEAPONS ON EACH OTHER [DOG-GIRL]
> TEST YOUR NEW WEAPONS ON EACH OTHER [INFLATION]
> MAKE FRIENDS WITH WHOEVER WILL LISTEN
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #19
As her Collar beeped again, a little giggle escaped Ruby’s throat. “Hey, Yang!” she said, raising her water cannon. “Surprise!” She squeezed the trigger.
Yang squealed as a torrent of glowing pink fluid st...
2022-09-07 14:18:50 +0000 UTC
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> TRY TO ALLY WITH THE CONTESTANT ON THE OTHER SIDE
> TRY TO ALLY WITH THE CONTESTANT ON THE OTHER SIDE
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #19
Erza’s soles clapped against the limestone bricks as she scurried–as fast as she could and as quietly as possible–around the triangular walkway surrounding the arena. The voices of the people below rolled up the stairs to her, but she couldn’t make out what they were saying.
I...
2022-09-06 13:55:09 +0000 UTC
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> FLEE TO THE CENTER OF THE ISLAND
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #14
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #19
Taberu’s giant head laughed. “Oooh! No. 14: Eruption! If nyou’re in Lewd Lab right nyow, the game’s about to become a little–heh–harder.” With a final smirk, she vanished.
Floating forward as if gravity were a mere suggestion, Nomi flicked them a ruby-eyed glare and licked her lips with a tongue l...
2022-09-05 14:49:20 +0000 UTC
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> SEARCH FOR HIDDEN WEAPONS
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #14
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #19
Beep! “Quick, Ruby! Let’s search the arena! Maybe there’s some buried treasure!”
“Wow! Great idea, Yang!”
As their Collars stopped beeping, the pair sighed in surrender. Compared to some of the things they’d been made to do recently, this one at least made strategic sense.
Adjusting her bikini top (it...
2022-09-05 14:41:09 +0000 UTC
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> FLEE TO THE CENTER OF THE ISLAND.
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #9
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #12
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #14
Collar beeping, Erza ran, her bare soles clapping against the cobblestones of the resort.
Beside her floated a swarm of the omnipresent cat’s eyes. She wanted to ignore them, but it was difficult when their pupils kept flashing…
“Hey, everyone!” said Taberu’s gian...
2022-09-04 15:26:54 +0000 UTC
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> ASK THE SHOPKEEPER TO MAKE TOHRU A SPECIAL, CUSTOM TOY [INANIMATE TF, BAD END]
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #9
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #12
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #14
Before Tohru had a chance to answer the storekeeper’s question, the cat’s eyes on the ceiling started to flash.
Looking up, she winced in trepidation. What was going to happen now?
“Hey, everyone!” cried the fami...
2022-09-04 15:21:50 +0000 UTC
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> FLEE, BUT TAKE THE TIME TO GRAB SOME OF THE LAB’S FORMULAS AS WEAPONS
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #9
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #12
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #14
As Futanari lay panting on the sticky metal floor, the cat’s eyes by the ceiling flashed into life again. “Hey, everyone!” cried the familiar voice of Taberu. “It’s time for more Wild Cards! That’s right, you triggered two more! Let’s...
2022-09-04 15:08:40 +0000 UTC
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> BECOME BBFFwBs (BEST BIMBO FRIENDS FOREVER WITH BENEFITS) [VANILLA]
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #9
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #12
Beep!
“Oh my Gawd, Sammy, what if–what if–what if–?”
“What if, like, what?”
“What if we totally became the bestest, like, best friends with benefits, like, ever. We could totally fuck whenever we, like, want, and we’d have the greatest sex ever!”
Cl...
2022-09-03 15:07:09 +0000 UTC
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> FLEE TO THE CENTER OF THE ISLAND
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #9
> BONUS: WILD CARD! #12
Hugging the box in her hands tight, Ruby struggled not to burst into tears as her feet carried her out of the store. “We can’t just leave her there!”
“What are we supposed to do?!” cried Yang, frustration briefly breaking through her sympathy. “We can’t fight them!”
Ruby flinched, and Yang went quiet. She hu...
2022-09-03 14:57:05 +0000 UTC
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> FLEE (JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW)
> BONUS: WILD CARD!
> BONUS: WILD CARD!
Collar beeping, Erza lurched into action, running straight for the bedroom window. Pushing past Doujinshi, she bent her legs and flung herself at the glass, arms raised to shield her face from the shards.
Crash!
The next thing Erza knew, she was floating in the air, suspended in a timeless cloud of broken glass. Heart poundi...
2022-09-02 16:27:28 +0000 UTC
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> FIND THE /OTHER/ KIND OF TOY STORE :P :P :P
> BONUS: WILD CARD!
> BONUS: WILD CARD!
Red-faced, Tohru scurried through the mall, trying to ignore Albedo’s little tickles and torments. Her Collar beeped as if afraid she might forget it. She had no idea where it wanted her to go, but her legs seemed to know what they were doing, so she was going there all the same.
After a short time weaving her way through t...
2022-09-02 16:17:10 +0000 UTC
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> FILL HER JAR WITH COWGIRL FORMULA [COWGIRL]
> BONUS: WILD CARD!
> BONUS: WILD CARD!
“Cowgirl, huh?” said Futanari, fingering the relevant button. “I do like white stuff.” With a smirk, she gave it a punch.
“No!” cried Megumin, leaping to her feet and pounding against the glass. “Noo! Please! Let me out!”
From above her came the creaking of a pipe and the gurgle of heavy fluid. ...
2022-09-02 16:06:50 +0000 UTC
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> MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE OTHER CONTESTANT(S)
> SEEK OUT AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE OTHER CONTESTANT(S)
> BONUS: WILD CARD!
> BONUS: WILD CARD!
“Oh, my, like, Gawd,” said Samus, squeezing her cheeks. “You are so hot!”
“Oh, my, like, Gawd too!” said 18, clasping her own just as hard. “You’re so hot too! Are you thinking what I’m th...
2022-09-01 14:52:12 +0000 UTC
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> PURCHASE ALL THREE (BLAKE) [INANIMATE TF, BAD END]
> BONUS: WILD CARD!
> BONUS: WILD CARD!
As the rest of her team stood frozen, Blake surged forward, Collar beeping madly. “We’ll take your whole stock!” she cried, slamming her hand on the counter. “And I’ll pay the cost no matter how high!”
The deviless smirked. “Is that so? Well, I hope you’re prepared for–”
BEEP! B...
2022-09-01 14:41:30 +0000 UTC
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> Ballooning Bikini Babes [...INFLATION]
The cat’s eyes whirred. Erza watched them with a gulp.
Behind her desk, Doujinshi chuckled and stroked her nonexistent beard. “Fufufu. So, nyou guys wanna see something niche after all, nya? Well, what kind of pornographer would I be if I disappointed nyou…” Her fingers struck the typewriter and blurred, clacking madly.
Erza swore. Leaping off the ...
2022-08-31 14:46:33 +0000 UTC
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> TRY ON /ALBEDO/ [VANILLA?]
“Oh, I do agree, Miss Panty!” said Tohru, Collar beeping. “But before I leave you to your work, I have a little request to ask…” Tohru struggled to stop her mouth–what was she even saying?!
“Oh?” said Blackcat/Panchira, raising a quizzical eyebrow. “Nyou better nyot want to borrow money from me, nya. I’ve fallen for that trick way too many times.”
Tohru shook her head. “Actually, I’d like t...
2022-08-31 14:40:58 +0000 UTC
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> FILL AQUA’S JAR WITH DOLLIFICATION FORMULA [INANIMATE TF, BAD END]
“Oooh, I know,” said Futanari. “Filling nyour friend with cum was really fun, but it didn’t quite sate me, nya. Why don’t I make another toy to stick my cock in?”
As Megumin and Aqua flinched in horror, Futa turned to the latter and smiled sickly. “A big, curvy goddess doll sounds like a fun thing to play with, nya.”
Aqua paled. “N-no-no,” she said, pound...
2022-08-31 14:38:18 +0000 UTC
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INSPECT A LEAKY PIPE [BIMBOFICATION]
Beep! went 18’s Collar. On cue, her mouth moved on its own. “Hey!” she said. “That pipe is all big and hard and leaky. I should go check it out!”
Heart pounding, she found herself spun to face a broken pipe jutting oddly from the wall of a nearby tank. It looked broken, but there was no sign of damage. In fact, its abrupt end looked smooth enough to–
Before she even knew what was happening,...
2022-08-30 14:48:05 +0000 UTC
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