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Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 4.5 - Tifa and Tohru (A Mostly Mundane Mall)

> AGREE TO MODEL ONE OF PANCHIRA’S OUTFITS (TIFA) [MANNEQUIN TF, BAD END]

Tifa’s heart pounded as the dress that had been Albedo vanished beneath Blackcat’s latest work of fashion.

“Hmm…” said the catgirl, sewing the final stitch of an exquisite red dress. “What do nyou think of this, nya?”

Tifa glowered. It looked like the sluttiest thing she’d seen in her life. She wouldn’t be caught dead wearing– Beep! “Oh wow, I think ...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 4.4 - Megumin and Aqua (Lewd Laboratory)

> STAND ON THAT ONE PARTICULAR FLOOR PANEL (THAT ONE)

“D-Darkness…” Aqua and Megumin could only sit there and watch, trembling, as the girl with the dog’s ears scooped up their former friend, spread her legs, and slammed the former crusader onto her giant–

“Okay, that’s enough of that,” said Futanari. “Let’s get to the actual lab part of this zone. Mom, I’ve been waiting for it forever.”

With a fresh round of be...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 4.3 - 18 (Wetshirt Waterpark)

> APOLOGIZE AND LEAVE (BUT DOUBLE-CHECK THE LOCKERS)

Android 18 watched, trembling, as the catgirl raised a foot and callously crushed the empty juice carton, before kicking it aside without a second thought.

“What about nyou?” she said suddenly, eyes glimmering like rubies in a fire. “Is there anything nyou’d like to say?”

18’s Collar beeped. “N-no, no,” she said, shrinking back.

“Good,” said the catgirl, tig...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 4.2 - Samus (Juicy Jungle)

> PRESS ON THROUGH THE JUNGLE

As Zelda–or what had been her–suckled at Yuri’s nipple, the catgirl giggled and gave Samus a cheerful smile. “So, um, what do nyou want to do, nya? Would nyou like some tea?”

What Samus really wanted to do was strike her, but the Collar around her neck kept her from making that kind of movement. Instead, ignoring the catgirl’s question, she turned and strolled straight across the clearing, through th...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 4.1 - RBY (Boobytrap Beach)

> ESCAPE! (TO THE HOTEL) [EXPANSION]

Licking her lips, Taberu strode forward, rubbing her swollen belly with a pudgy hand. “Nyou know, nya? I know exactly what to do. I think I’ll eat all three of nyou together. Doesn’t that sound delicious? Nyahaha!”

A squeak escaped Ruby Rose’s lips.

“No!” cried Blake. “Please, you can’t!”

Yang thrashed against her restraints.

As Tabby strode forward,...

Battle Royale with Cheese! Turn 3.6 - Lucy and Erza (Hellish Hotel)

> ALL WORK AND NYO PLAY MAKES DOUJINSHI A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NYO PLAY MAKES DOUJINSHI A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NYO PLAY MAKES DOUJINSHI

The sound of clicking grew louder with each step as Lucy and Erza marched, hearts pounding, to the far end of the corridor.

“All work and nyo play makes Doujinshi a dull girl. All work and nyo play makes Doujinshi a dull girl. All work–” The closer they got, the louder the mad mantra. Lucy could feel the ...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 3.5 - Tifa, Tohru, and Albedo (A Mostly Mundane Mall)

> TRY THE DRESSMAKER (ALBEDO) [CLOTHING TF, BAD END]

Albedo grit her teeth and snarled as her Collar started beeping. “What now?” she spat as her feet moved on their own.

Striding past the inferior specimens she’d been forced to accompany so far–and the idiotic ailuranthrope seamstress parasitizing their attention–she marched through the pillars of the otherworldly clothing store… heading in the direction of the apparatus in the ...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 3.4 - Darkness, Megumin, and Aqua (Lewd Laboratory)

> COCK-TEASE FUTANARI (DARKNESS) [INANIMATE TF, BAD END]

As the beeping of her Collar reached its apex, Darkness broke free of her chains and took an emphatic step towards Futanari.

All at once, a flush of heat spread through her. Ah! Ah! Oooh, they’re using me again. Puppeting me around like some kind of fleshy doll~. If she’d still had control of her body, she would have clapped her legs together. As it was, she could only bit...

Battle Royale with Cheese! Turn 3.3 - Bulma and 18 (Wetshirt Waterpark)

> MAKE POLITE CONVERSATION WITH NOMI (BULMA) [DRINK TF, BAD END]

Collar beeping, Bulma took an unwilling step forward. “So,” she said, giving the catgirl a pleasant smile. “What’s your favorite breed of dog?” It took her a second to realize what she’d said.

Beside her, 18 frowned. “Bulma, what are–?”

“Just making polite conversation,” said Bulma, struggling to do anything but. “Have you ever been to prison? Where’s you...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 3.2 - Samus and Zelda (Juicy Jungle)

> SEDUCE YURI (ZELDA) [PLANT TF, BAD END]

“Or maybe some biscuits?” said Yuri, holding up a platter. “Oh, and I’ve got some crumpets as well, nya!”

As the catgirl prattled on, Zelda’s Collar beeped. Swallowing, she found herself taking a confident step forward. Drawing in a deep breath, she cleared her throat, and in the regal tones of a Hylian princess, spoke the following:

“Eeeeey, baby. Daaaaamn. If you were a fruit, you’d be...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 3.1 - RWBY (Boobytrap Beach)

> INSIST TABERU PREPARE THEM PROPERLY (WEISS) [FOOD TF, BAD END]

Weiss’s Collar beeped. She jerked her head and bit her lip, heart pounding in panic as her lips opened on their own. The words had left her mouth before she even knew what she was saying: “This is outrageous! I demand you prepare us properly!”

Her teammates looked at her, eyes wide. “W-Weiss?” said Ruby.

“Simply outrageous!” continued Weiss, struggling to get her ton...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 2.6 - Lucy and Erza (Hellish Hotel)

> OPEN THE DOOR

“Are we–are we really just going to let her in?” asked Lucy, as Erza reached for the lock.

Erza paused mid-reach. Her Collar beeped–she jerked forward. “It seems so,” she said with a sigh.

The lock clicked; the handle dropped. As the two stepped back, the door swung open.

Lucy gasped.

In the doorway stood the most voluptuous woman she’d ever seen: a curvaceous crimson beauty, her swollen body barely pac...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 2.5 - Tifa, Tohru, and Albedo (A Mostly Mundane Mall)

> FIND A CLOTHES STORE!

Shoppers walked and chatted around the trio as they marched, paying no attention whatsoever to their jiggling boobs and exposed bottoms.

“I can’t believe we’re wasting time with this farce,” said Albedo, covering her chest and blushing.

“It’s not as if we have a choice!” cried Tohru, clawing at her Collar. When she’d tried to turn around, it had beeped and spun her back again.

“On the plus side,�...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 2.4 - Darkness, Megumin, and Aqua (Lewd Laboratory)

> AHHH! RUN! AHHHH! (UPSTAIRS)

SPLAT! SPLATSPLAT!

“AHHH! RUN! AHHHH!” Aqua screamed as blobs struck the floor around them. Collar beeping, she charged straight toward the upward staircase. Megumin and Darkness followed behind her, dodging and weaving to avoid the rain of goo.

As they ran, blobs of slime slamming into the floor behind them, a metal barrier began to descend, threatening to cut off the staircase.

Aqua, fortuitou...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 2.3 - Bulma and 18 (Wetshirt Waterpark)

> USE THE CHANGING ROOMS!

Bulma and 18’s feet slapped against the slabs as they strolled through the labyrinth of gurgling pipes and hissing tanks.

“What kind of waterpark is this?” said 18, looking around as they walked. “It's more like a chemical plant than a waterpark.”

“Who cares about the park?” said Bulma. “They’re making us visit the changing rooms! Doesn’t that bother you?”

18 shrugged. “Maybe they...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 2.2 - Samus and Zelda (Juicy Jungle)

> FOLLOW THE SINGING

With a hiss, Samus took a jerky step forward, planting a foot clearly in the middle of the right-hand path. Tch, she thought, I was planning to go this way anyway.

Sighing, she looked over her shoulder at Zelda. “It looks,” she said, voice dark, “that they want us to go this way.”

The frail princess nodded. “Indeed.” She sighed.

The two of them set off in silence, ignoring the vivid pink ...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 2.1 - RWBY (Boobytrap Beach)

> HEAD TO THE VILLAGE

“I know!” said Ruby Rose, putting her hands on her hips and cocking them confidently. “We should go and investigate that village! We might find something there that will help us to win!” She beamed, though her eyes couldn’t have looked less happy.

Weiss Schnee smiled too. “WOW! Great idea, Ruby!”

“Yeah!” said Blake and Yang, in unison.

“Then it...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 1.6 - Lucy and Erza (Hellish Hotel)

Once their clothes had finished changing, Erza led the two of them out of the pod, hands raised to replace the sword she couldn’t summon. Her breasts swung from side to side as she looked around. “I don’t think we’re in any immediate danger.”

Swallowing, Lucy poked her head over Erza’s shoulder. She wished she had her keys–she’d never wanted to summon a spirit so badly in her life. Failing that, she’d at least appreciate a t-shirt. Why did she alway...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 1.5 - Tifa, Tohru, and Albedo (A Mostly Mundane Mall)

Soaking wet, Tifa stepped out of the fountain, swept aside her sodden hair, and looked around, scowling.

“What is this place?” said the woman called Albedo, voice dripping with disdain. “Why are there so many humans here?”

Tifa wished she had an answer.

The three of them stood on the edge of an indoor fountain. Their escape pod had stuck in the ceiling above, forcing them to drop into the water. That wouldn’t have been too bad, but the second th...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 1.4 - Darkness, Megumin, and Aqua (Lewd Laboratory)

“Uaaah! Uaaaaaahhhh~! They made me wear a collar! A collar! And a skimpy bikini! Uaah!” On the floor, Aqua wailed into her hands.

“D-Don’t be sad, Aqua!” said Darkness, trying to prompt the arch-priest to stand. “It could be worse! Besides, these outfits are quite nice…” Looking down at the thin strip of yellow fabric straining to hold her chest, she went bright red and bit her lip to keep herself from drooling.

Nearby, Megumin shuddered in her own less-...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 1.3 - Bulma and 18 (Wetshirt Waterpark)

“Unbelievable!” Bulma’s bare sole struck the stone tile with a smack. “First they force us into these indecent outfits.” She gave a bikini strap a pinch and released it with a snap. “Then they blow up the escape pod! All I did was try to take it apart. It’s not like they gave us any weapons or anything.”

“Didn’t you used to love wearing things like this?” said Android 18, pinching her bottoms. “Krillin told me you were always dressing up in sk...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 1.2 - Samus and Zelda (Juicy Jungle)

Gritting her teeth, Samus pressed her side against the tree trunk, making her exposed skin protest where the hard bark dug in.

As she looked around the corner, the bushes rustled behind her. “Stay quiet,” she hissed.

Turning back, Samus saw the woman named Zelda nod and cease moving, looking more perturbed by her clothing than the situation they were in. Samus could sympathize–her bikini bottoms were riding right up her…

For a second, the two of them stood...

Battle Royale w. Cheese! Turn 1.1 - RWBY (Boobytrap Beach)

The pod shook, throwing RWBY from one side of its cramped quarters to the other. Ruby clung to Yang, while Weiss and Blake struggled to hold on to the smooth, plastic benches. Stars swirled past the viewscreen, spiraling, spiraling... Eyes wide in terror, Collar tight around her neck, Ruby Rose screamed.

Ding! A sudden sound cut through the clamor. “Thank you for escaping with Seigu™ Escape Pods!” said a pleasant, female voice. “Here at Seigu™ Escape Pods, ...

Battle Royale with Cheese! - Introduction, Teams, & Rules

The waitress's heels clacked against the smooth wooden floor as she strolled across the ballroom, a silver platter of snacks in her hand. Slipping skillfully between the passengers on the dance floor, their bodies crammed into tightly-fitted, high-quality gowns, she came to a stop beside one of the chamber’s grand windows. Cat’s eye drones flew over her head, positioning themselves to catch every inch of the passengers’ bodies.

Snatching a little fish treat off her plat...

Battle Royale with Cheese! - Prologue & Cast List

Seigu looked down from the gantry with a smile as the giant cardboardium box, baby blue and shimmering with circuitry, floated into the loading bay. Triple checking the cat’s eye cameras orbiting her head, she hopped off the balcony and sent the command to start filming.

Her boots hit the floor with a clack. “Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Battle Royale with Cheese! pre-show livestream, nya! I’m nyour backstage host, Seigu, and today I’m coming ...

Battle Royale with Cheese! - Candidate Poll 2

Vote to decide who the Bakeneko should dump on a desert island and make compete to stay human! All while you guys get to decide everything that happens to them! (As ever, you can pick multiple options.)

Patreon limits polls to 25 options, so I've had to split this up a little. Make sure you check out the other half of this poll here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70602890 Once they close, I'll tally up the re...

Battle Royale with Cheese! - Candidate Poll 1

Vote to decide who the Bakeneko should dump on a desert island and make compete to stay human! All while you guys get to decide everything that happens to them! (As ever, you can pick multiple options.)

Patreon limits polls to 25 options, so I've had to split this up a little. Make sure you check out the other half of this poll here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70603429 Once they close, I'll tally up the re...