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Teacher's Pet Panties (Inanimate TF)

Colin Clockwork shuffled awkwardly in his seat, struggling to ignore the tension in his pants. At the front of the classroom, his teacher, Miss House, stood before the chalkboard, using her wand to tap the syllables of the spell they were practicing today.

“MUL-TI-FORS,” said the teacher, tapping the syllables as she spoke. “Multifors. You should all recall the name, because it was the central focus of this lesson’s assigned reading. Can anyone tell me what i...

New Year's Revolution (Suggestion Box)

Hey, everyone! It's the end of the year and with it this Patreon's fourth month, so I just thought I'd check in to wish you all a happy New Year, thank you for supporting me...

...and ask you all a simple question: 

What do you guys want from this channel? 

...Because I want to offer you guys more. I just have next to no idea what to offer you.

That's "next to no idea" because I do have a few. I could set up a Discord, to start with. That's ...

Story Poll #2 Results

Hey, everyone! Apologies for the delay--Christmas as ever was a massive disruption--but Story Poll #2 is now closed!

The winner was 'Teacher's Pet Panties (Inanimate TF)'! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!

If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!

Story Poll #2

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story!

(You can pick multiple options!)

Collateral Damage Detention (Inanimate TF, Animal TF)

Sequoia Spindlewheel’s heels clacked against the wooden boards of the floor as she strolled up and down the length of her classroom, tapping her wand against her palm in time with her steps. “So,” she said, “I’ll ask you all one final time: Is anyone going to own up and tell me what they did to Persimmony?”

Before her, thirty pairs of eyes cringed and turned away guiltily. Correction, twenty-nine. No. 30’s chair was emphatically unoccupied. She sighed. You leave...

Story Poll #1 Results

Story Poll #1 is now closed!

The winner was 'Collateral Damage Detention (Inanimate TF, Animal TF)'! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!

If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!

Story Poll #1

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story! 

(You can pick multiple options!)

Videl Gets Short-Changed (Inanimate TF)

Caption by Moonpunch101

Android 18 had taken a dislike to Videl from the start.

When she had heard via Krillin that the girl had straight-up blackmailed Gohan into training her, any interest she might've had in the girl's potential and attitude evaporated instantly. She was a self-entitled brat and nothing more, just like her loudmouth father.

18 didn't tend to give in to flights of fancy very often, as reserved and collected as she preferred...

Art Poll #1 Results

The results of the first Art Poll are in, and the winner was... "Videl Gets Short-Changed" (DBZ Inanimate TF)! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it! Looks like Android 18 is going to be getting some new bicycle shorts...

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)

Art Poll #1

Vote to decide what I should draw for my next set of Patreon-exclusive pics! 

Yes, that's right, we're doing separate Art and Story polls now. Why? Because I wanna draw more and art doesn't win enough, so I'm officially rigging things by splitting the poll. Take that!

(You can pick multiple options!)

Collateral Damage Duel (Inanimate TF, Animal TF, Hypnotism)

Ms. Sequoia Spindlewheel tapped her chin with her wand and sighed. Sitting on her broom above the bustling city center, feeling the sun on her back through a gap in the skyscrapers, she could only wait and watch for the girls below to stop arguing.

“No, I should get to go first!” On one side of the dueling circle--a ten-meter wide gap in the bustling crowd of muggalos--Camille Candlelight stomped her feet like an absolute child.

On the other side of the cir...

Poll #8 Results

The eighth poll is now closed!

The winner was 'STORY: Collateral Damage Duel (Inanimate TF, Animal TF, Hypnotism)'! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!

If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!

Patreon Poll #8

Vote to decide what I should write (or draw!) for my next Patreon-exclusive post! (You can pick multiple options!)

Hard Times Hentai (Inanimate TF)

Ms. Kana Katsushika rubbed her hands together and chuckled as she strolled across the wooden floor of the printing room. “I tell ya, Mindy,” said the founder and boss of Hard Times Hentai Co., “this latest batch is gonna make us more schmuckers than the last two combined.”

Her assistant, Mindy, scurried behind her boss like a mouse in the shadow of a cat. “Er, yes, ma’am,” she said, sweat running down her face. “Although, I--”

Reaching into her jacket,...

Poll #7 Results

The seventh poll is now closed!

The winner was 'STORY: Hard Time Hentai Co. (Inanimate TF)'! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!

If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!

Super Smash Onas 5: Rosalina

Looks like someone's going to show her a Big Bang or two, haha. Haha. Eh? Eh? (Eh?)

(This is the last ona in my stockpile, but I might still draw a couple more if I can find the time.)

Super Smash Onas 4: Lucina

Something something consequences of time travel. 

(Tomorrow's ona is Rosalina!)

Patreon Poll #7

Vote to decide what I should write (or draw!) for my next Patreon-exclusive post! (You can pick multiple options!)

Super Smash Onas 3: Zelda

"Link, save me! ...Wait, why are you unbuckling your belt? L-Link? Link!"

Very happy with the results of this one. I don't know if it's the more dynamic pose or just accumulated experience from drawing so many onas, but I think this is the best so far *smug*. 

...The hair could still use some improvement though (as ever).

(Tomorrow's ona is Lucina!)

Super Smash Onas 2: Pyra & Mythra

Double the ona for double the fun! 

I may have bitten off more than I could chew with this one. ...It took me longer to draw Mythra's hair than the entire previous pic. And I'm still not satisfied with it--something is off with the angle, but there's no way I'm redrawing it. 

(Next up is Zelda.)

Super Smash Onas 1: Samus

Sorry this took so long--I wanted to get a few different pics in a semi-finished state before I published any. Expect some more soon though! (Next up is Pyra and Mythra!)

Super Smash Poll

Who are your favorite Smash girls?

(You can vote for more than one. Also: comment if I've missed anyone.)

Poll #6 Results

The sixth poll is now closed!

The winner was 'ART: Super Smash Onas (SSB Onahole TF)'! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!

If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!

Patreon Poll #6

Vote to decide what I should write (or draw!*) for my next Patreon-exclusive post! (You can pick multiple options!)

*Yes, that's a thing now!

RWLF (Inanimate TF, RWBY, Includes Art)

With a thump, the dorm room’s door flew open. “Blaaaake! Yaaaaang!” Ruby’s high-pitched squeal cut through the silence like Crescent Rose through Grimm. “Weeee’re back!”

“Hey, Ruby!” Sitting up in bed, Yang put down the gauntlet she’d been polishing and stood to greet her sister. “Did you two get that special dust you were after?”

Stomping into the room behind Ruby, Weiss huffed. “No,” she said, raising her empty hands.

Black Panties (Inanimate TF, Avengers EMH)

With a sigh of relief, Natasha Romanoff stepped into her quarters, heels clacking against the panels of the floor. Thank God her mission was over--she was exhausted.

As she entered the room, she scanned it automatically for danger: for anyone waiting in ambush, for any traps waiting to be tripped. It might be unnecessary, but the instinct had been carved into her mind by her conditioning. Even in her own room, she couldn’t resist the urge.

Fortunately, nothin...

Poll #5 Results

The fifth poll is now closed!

The winner, by a single vote, was 'Black Panties (Black Widow EMH Inanimate TF)'! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!

If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!

Story Poll #5

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon-exclusive story!

(P.S. You should be able to vote for multiple options this time.)

RWLF (Inanimate TF, RWBY, No Art)

With a thump, the dorm room’s door flew open. “Blaaaake! Yaaaaang!” Ruby’s high-pitched squeal cut through the silence like Crescent Rose through Grimm. “Weeee’re back!”

“Hey, Ruby!” Sitting up in bed, Yang put down the gauntlet she’d been polishing and stood to greet her sister. “Did you two get that special dust you were after?”

Stomping into the room behind Ruby, Weiss huffed. “No,” she said, raising her empty hands.

Changing Rooms (TG, Inanimate TF)

Unfurling the Mistress’s Map, the Headmistress tightened her eyes and hmm’d. Inked on the parchment before her was a complete floor plan of Mistress Maledicta’s Magical Academy--the only complete map of the school ever devised, rumored to have been drawn up by the founder herself before her mysterious disappearance. The Headmistress had been seeking it for years.

Enchanted, the Mistress’s Map shifted constantly to reflect the Academy’s layout. More than tha...