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Ecchi-Sketch: Imoomoo

Everyone knows that dragon milk is the most nutritious milk there is! Of course, if you want dragon milk, you need dragons, and who better to milk than everyone's favorite egregiously-boobed redhead?

(This is probably the last sketch for this event, but if you'd like to see more, let me know! I'd love to run another one!)

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Ecchi-Sketch 2: Fauna Succplant

Hololive's Fauna seems to have become an especially milky succplant. Maybe DNA from a mammal of some kind got mixed into the transformation? Oops!

(If you have a sketch request, post a comment below or send me a DM! See the original post for more details: https://www.patreon.com/posts/ecchi-sketch-2-109187168 )

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Ecchi-Sketch 2: Tentacle Time

An unspecified character has some consensual fun with an octopus monster! How delightful! Just look at how happy she is!

(If you have a sketch request, post a comment below or send me a DM! See the original post for more details: https://www.patreon.com/posts/ecchi-sketch-2-109187168 )

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ROYAL REWARD: Catastrophic Crime Spree, Part 1 (Inanimate TF, Tomo-chan Is a Girl!)

Tomo’s bag swung at her side as she marched under the streetlight, pausing to brush her hair out of her eyes before she ambled on into the night. The wind whipped at her as she walked, a chilly night breeze that left her wishing she’d worn more clothes. She squeezed her bag’s strap and marched on, desperate to get home. 

Halfway down the street, something brought her to a sudden stop, looking back over her shoulder. Was that…? Was something following her? She turned to look...

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Ecchi-Sketch: Fern Sundae

Freiren's Fern encounters a hungry demon and finds herself in a delicious new form.

(If you have a sketch request, post a comment below or send me a DM! See the original post for more details: https://www.patreon.com/posts/ecchi-sketch-2-109187168 )

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Ecchi-Sketch 2: Anne Relief Station

Tearmoon Empire's Anne finds herself assigned to a new duty, one even worse than taking care of a spoiled princess.

(If you have a sketch request, post a comment below or send me a DM! See the original post for more details: https://www.patreon.com/posts/ecchi-sketch-2-109187168 )

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Ecchi-Sketch 2: Kama Condoms

Fate's Goddess of Love finds herself bringing pleasure in a slightly more indirect way than normal.

(If you have a sketch request, post a comment below or send me a DM! See the original post for more details: https://www.patreon.com/posts/ecchi-sketch-2-109187168 )

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Ecchi-Sketch 2

Hey guys! After extensive polling on the Discord, this month I'll be accepting sketch requests instead of a story poll! If you've got an idea you'd like to see drawn, post it below!

The rules are the same as Flashfic Flurry: Got a simple idea? (Boy turns into Girl? / Girl turns into Doll? / Waifu of your choice falls into the Tentacle Pit?) Let me know, and I'll see what I can do with it! Anything goes, but I'll be skipping requests I think will take me too long to pull off.

Every...

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ROYAL REWARD: Jashin-chan's Magic Ring (Body Control, Inanimate TF, Dropkick on my Devil!)

The doorbell rang with a pleasant ding

“Ahah!” Leaping to her tail, Jashin-chan slithered over as fast as it would carry her, threw open the door, and snatched the parcel out of the deliveryman’s hand before he’d even had chance to open his mouth. 

Slamming the door in his face, she raised the parcel above her head and twirled around in delight. “It’s here! It’s finally here!” Giggling, she sped back into the living room and tossed the package ...

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ROYAL REWARD: Bella Blueberries (Blueberry Inflation, RWBY)

The pipes gurgled; Blake and her mother screamed. Juice, a thick stream of rich, blue juice, flowed down the tubes and into their mouths, drowning their cries for help and leaving only loud gurgles. Their only option was to swallow, to swallow every last drop, no matter how full it left them. Already, they were twice the size as when they’d arrived, their bodies pumped into fat, sloshing juice sacks, boobs and buttcheeks egregiously swollen. 

Down on the ground, the catgirl giggl...

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ROYAL REWARD: A Buoyant Beachside Birthday (TG, Rubberization, 2nd Person)

Leaving the car park behind you, you approach the beach with a smile, the scorching morning sun already searing your pale skin–thankfully, you packed lotion. As you well know, it’s your birthday, and you couldn’t have picked a better way to treat yourself than by spending a nice day at the beach with all the beautiful women. Not to mention all the pooltoys. 

Reaching the boundary line, you kick off a flip-flop and place your naked sole on the hot sand. Now, you don’t he...

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ROYAL REWARD: Fate/Apoclothing: Aftermath (Inanimate TF, Fate)

Jeanne:

Jeanne squirmed in her box, her body fabric and flat, as it bounced from one side of the customer’s bag to the other. She’d given up on pleading for help–she’d realized swiftly that her new owner couldn’t hear her. After spending several hours moldering on the shelf of that catwoman’s boutique, she’d finally found herself snatched up by a prim-looking blonde with a mass of a curly hair and–gulp–two of the largest breasts she’d ever seen. Just...

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Suggestion: A Certain Fashionable Esper (Inanimate TF, A Certain Magical Index)

Carmine strolled through the streets of Academy City like she owned the place, which wasn’t too far from the truth: her business empire accounted for a sizable portion of the city’s real estate. Of course, that wasn’t the only reason she was so confident…

As she marched, her handbag swinging at her side, Carmine scanned those she passed and found her frown growing deeper and deeper. Tch, ugly. Tcht, tacky. Tcht, kitschy trash. Combining to a stop beside a certain river,...

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ROYAL REWARD: Butt-based Bet: Blake’s New Butt (Inanimate TF, Absorption, RWBY)

Throwing the door shut behind her, Blake slumped into the apartment, took three steps forward, and collapsed onto Yang’s bunk with a groan of exhaustion. What a workout... 

As she lay there on her back, her arms spread as if she wanted to make a snow angel, she heard a muffled groaning from underneath her. Sucking in a deep breath, she released it slowly. “Oh. Right. How could I have forgotten?” She rolled onto her side with a sigh.

Weiss gasped for air like a drowning ...

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ROYAL REWARD: Ina’s Collection: Gen 2 (Latex, Hololive)

Moisture dripped from the ceiling of Ina’s dungeon as five brave individuals rushed through its cold stone halls. 

“Are we really doing this?” asked Aqua, shivering in the cold. 

“Of course we are!” cried Subaru, pumping the air enthusiastically. 

“But what if…” Aqua swallowed. “What if she catches us?” 

“Someone has to do it,” said Shion. “If we don’t save them, who else is going to do it?” 

“I g-guess tha...

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ROYAL REWARD: Lola vs. Juri (Inflation, Popping, ARMS, Street Fighter)

The roar of the crowd rolled down the stands like an avalanche, colliding in the center of the area and burying the contestants alive. Not literally, but you know. You get the idea.  

“Hello and welcome to the 1st ad hoc Juri Han vs. Lola Pop or whatever her nyame is I forgot tournyament, nya!” The announcer gripped her microphone, looking pleased with herself, as the contestants squared off. 

“That’s right!” said announcer no. 2. “We’ve snyatched thes...

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ROYAL REWARD: Advent’s Biggest Fan (Inanimate TF, Futanari)

Futaba couldn’t keep herself from grinning as she snuck, carefully, carefully, through the backstage halls of the convention, sniffing the air as she walked for a scent of her oshis–oh, she was close now. So close. She could practically taste them. 

As she walked, something hard strained against her tight spandex pants, begging to be unleashed.

Poking her head around a corner, Futaba found herself looking down a long, empty corridor. Taking a deep breath, she stepped arou...

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The Haunting of Hill Hotel (Inanimate TF)

The tires of the convertible screeched against

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ROYAL REWARD: To Love RuPG, Part 4 (Digitization, TG, Body Control, Deletion)

Sixty full minutes of bouncing on men’s shafts and slurping them dry of essence later, Riko found herself lying on the end of a bed in a random house on the edge of the city, moaning as the tattoo on her belly and her other succubus features faded. 

“Aw,” said Mikan, looking in through the window of the screen. “It’s over already? I wanted to have some more fun with it…” Pouting, she sighed and picked up the controller. “Well, I guess it’s time to find something e...

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ROYAL REWARD: Mass Production Model Wife (TG, Rubberization, Hypnosis)

Jack screamed as he tumbled down the chute, scraping his hands as he scrabbled at the walls in a desperate attempt to slow his descent. No! No! 

With a thunk, he struck a turn in the pipe and bounced around the corner, sliding down a steep metal slide and back out into the light–the dull, sterile light–of a factory. Before he knew it, he’d slammed into a conveyor.

Sitting there, his heart pounding, he adjusted his coat and reviewed his recent decisions. What th...

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ROYAL REWARD: Dragonmilk (Cowgirl TF, Breast Expansion, Vore, Futanari, Dragon Maid)

Kobayashi frowned as she followed the rest of the tour group into the barn, more interested in her phone than the farm she’d paid to visit.

“And this,” said the tour guide, “is where we make our famous dragonmilk! That’s right, I’m sure you’ve all heard of it. Come closer and take a look!” 

At the sound of the word ‘dragonmilk’, Kobayashi’s ears perked up a little. Dragonmilk? Why did that sound so appealing? Putting her phone back in her pocket...

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Story Poll #30 Results

The results of the election are in, and the victor by a landslide was Haunted Hotel (Various Inanimate TFs) with 24 points! Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

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ROYAL REWARD: Reality Warping Report (TG: FTM & MTF, Inanimate TF, Hypnosis)

Shuffling her butt into the news station’s couch, Evelyn folded her hands and gave the cameras her best look. Scarcely a second later, they started rolling. Click.

The reporter beside her–Mandy, or whatever her name was–gave them her best, Botox-enhanced smile. “Hello, everyone! Welcome back to the Tonightwich Show! It’s time for our person-of-interest section, and today we’ll be speaking to one Ms. Evelyn Nolastname, professional witch! Hello, Evelyn, and thank you...

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Story Poll #30

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story! You can pick multiple options!

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ROYAL REWARD: Kawakami’s New Duty (Futanari TF, Milking)


Kawakami grimaced as Futa pushed her into the room, the door frame squeezing her swollen new curves almost as tightly as her maid outfit. Struggling to fit through, she screwed up her eyes and moaned in disgust. Any more pressure, and her boobs would pop straight out of her top! 

Finally, with a pop, she plopped into the room. Collapsing, she lay there on her bloated breasts and groaned, fighting to overcome the pleasure coursing through them. How could this get any worse? ...

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ROYAL REWARD: Franziska's Karma (Inflation, Clown TF, Ace Attorney)

Gritting her teeth, Franziska von Karma fought to pull her wrists free of the shackles pinning her to the magician’s dartboard. “Let me go!” she cried. “You won’t get away with this!” 

“Oh, I think I will, darling~.” The magician in question, Maximillion Galactica, threw her a look of smug amusement. “You see I’ve got something of a bone to pick with you, my adorable little prosecutor, and unlike most of your would-be-victims, I have the means to...

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ROYAL REWARD: Ina's Collection: Holo-ID (Latex, Bondage, Hololive)

Spellbook open, Ina approached the doors of the convention center with an enormous grin. “Alright,” she said, licking her lips. “Let’s make this quick~.” 

Placing her hand on the door, she spoke a magic word, and an elaborate magical seal, livid green, flashed into being on the metal. It flared for several seconds, growing brighter and brighter, until at last the steel of the door turned a hot orange and ran from the frame with a hiss of steam. 

Stepping...

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Absorb and Replace: Dragon Maid (Absorption, Inanimate TF, Dragon Maid)

The saucer came to a stop above the apartment building with a purr. Humming to herself, Ni dropped out of the craft and floated down with a laugh, her antigravity boots buzzing as they worked to keep her buoyant. Landing on the roof with a little smack, she stretched. “Nyaah~, it feels good to catch a breath of fresh air after spending so long cooped up on the ship, nya. Travelling through the Nyar Gate is suuuuch a pain.” 

She sniffed the air; her ears twitched. Looking...

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ROYAL REWARD: What If - Herta Sofa

A little 'what if' sketch for Wheel of Fates, showing what might have happened if Honkai Star Rail's Herta had rolled “BAD END: SOFA!” instead.

(Those cushions could do with a little plumping...)

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ROYAL REWARD: Shurikondom (Inanimate TF, Hypnosis, Naruto)

Hinata backed away, her hands raised in shock. “N-no! No! Stay away from me!” 

“What’s the matter, Hinata?” said the black-furred kitsune, striding forward with a playful smirk on its face. “Don’t you like the sight of my enormous, throbbing cock? Wouldn’t you just love to get down on your hands and knees and wrap those beautiful lips around it?” 

Heart pounding, Hinata turned and ran, but she barely made it three steps before a resounding snap...

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