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Tomiko Tests [Voice Lines + Script + Audio]

HELLO. I am currently working on a chunky* comic dub. It's around the same length as "Keep Heaving KOBENI" and I would probably say is more involved effects-wise.

Voice Lines + Script folder.

*maybe poor wording choi...

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A 'Berry' Special Potion [stems + BGM]

When I was working on this I had it internally labelled as "c_yukari" and kept getting excited when seeing it like "yukari?? yukari yakumo from toohoo????" before going "wait. ah yes the other one. yes"

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A 'Berry' Special Potion

LINK -- GOOGLE DRIVE // deviantArt // X

HELLO. Here is a short comic dub I've had half-finished for a while. The comic itself is especially short, the m...

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PATRON PERKS -- MASTER POST

HELLO. This post contains links to easily navigate my Patreon page. It is pinned and can always be accessed at the top of my page. Thank you for visiting!

PUBLIC

Ambient Mixes + Stems

  • Ambient Mixes -- Versions of my audios without any narration.

  • Stems -- Separated audio tracks (e.g. voice, SFX, ambience)

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Voice Lines + Audio WIP

  • Voice Lines -- Raw voice files for my audios & dubs with no editing.

  • Audio WIP -- The "first pass" of editing on audios & dubs.

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A 'Berry' Special Potion [WIP]

SCRIPT + VOICE LINES. haha get it BERRY as in VERY

Here is a short comic dub I've been working on, I'm currently punching up a visuals a bit before release (as I typically do for comic dubs).

This is shorter, and release date for this one should be sooner rather than later....

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Waifu Warz! May 2025 + What Comes Next

HELLO. As mentioned, here is the last character poll while I lock in and work on the other poll winners from previous months, along with other projects that you will love when they're finished. Your candidates are in the attached pic, and rambling about "What Comes Next" is below.

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Because polls won't be a thing going forward, here are what the Patreon perks will lo...

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Waifu Warz! Poll Submissions [May 2025]

HELLO. This is the last Waifu Warz poll (for the time being, maybe indefinitely, who knows) while I work on winners of previous months and larger-scale projects. Of course, it'd be bad form to just drop it cold turkey (and the poll itself will be a good opportunity for me to describe my plans), so...

In the comments of this post, reply with a character you ...

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Bea's Sweeter Reward [ambient mix]

Ambient mixes used to be a way for me to go "heh well if you don't like the AI narrator you can go sub to my patreon :^)", but now I guess they're here for people who want to loop a specific part of gurgling/groaning/breathing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Bea's Sweeter Reward

DA // X // DRIVE

HELLO. Here is the full audio with au nat-u-al narration. Expect this to become the norm going forward- I'll probably...

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Bea's Sweeter Reward [WIP]

HELLO. Here is what would have been the full audio for this story, but I'm currently in the process of overlaying human-flesh-being narration over the current, now-placeholder Elevenlabs narration. You can listen to the narration recording here.

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Bea's Sweeter Reward [voice lines + script]

HELLO. Here are the voice lines and script (as stated in the title lol) for one of the poll winner audios. Here is also my (tentative) plans going forward, based on the polls from earlier (cough cough 2025-05-11 05:07:55 +0000 UTC View Post

Opinion Poll -- NARRATION

As you know, narration is currently a combination of Elevenlabs text-to-speech (sourced from public-domain recordings) and post-editing. This works fine and dandy, but I feel it limits me from really putting myself out there. Whenever I bring on a new VA for a project or show my stuff off to other people, I have to explain to them "yes it's technically kinda AI but also it's public domain and I edit all of it and-".

It would be possib...

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Opinion Poll -- CHARACTER POLLS

Next: how do you feel about the monthly polls? I've been considering either changing something about them or moving on from them entirely. I am currently very behind and would like to focus my time on projects that I can 'hype up' a bit more (detailed here).

If polls do go entirely, they would be replaced with something else. Probably shuffle around benefits for the $2/5 tiers, come up with a new th...

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Opinion Poll -- LENGTH/SCOPE

HELLO, time for some spur-of-the-moment polls that could effect the course of the page!

Title is self-explanatory. I'm doing this in 3 posts because Patreon only allows one poll per post 🥀

Firstly, would you like me to do longer audios, similar to my most recent audio? I would aim for them to be around 20 minutes total and have the same scope/scale as ~3 of my standard au...

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Waifu Warz! Idea "Poll" [April 2025, Elastigirl]

I put "poll" in scare quotes because I have something particular in mind that I think would be funny. Goes something like this:

  • Elastigirl is kidnapped by (some villain, probably a no-name). Probably characterized as 'nerdy but evil'. This scene is less than a minute.

  • He hooks her up to a virtual reality machine that plops her into the worst torture known to nerdkind: being forced to play a MOBA. (*edit: "hero shooter" but like it's basically the...

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Waifu Warz! April 2025

A society where being a tits guy is the norm and being an ass guy is the minority 😢

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Bubby's Blubbery Berry-Blunder (ft. Olga 'n Naomi)

HELLO. Early upload this week as I don't want the deviantart upload to get drowned out too hard by the Yuugi audio going up there Saturday.

TePeS-DA hosted another Inflation War collab (again, basically like Secret Santa but not). This time I pulled 2025-05-02 00:52:12 +0000 UTC View Post

The So-Called Unweighable Phenomenon [ambient mixes]

me when I punch rocks for fun

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The So-Called Unweighable Phenomenon

HELLO.

DRIVE: [pt 1] [pt 2] [pt 3]

Here are all 3 parts finalized and put into a single...

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The So-Called Unweighable Phenomenon [WIP 3/3]

HELLO x3. Here is the last of the three segments, putting this at a smidge under 20 minutes in total. This is probably my favorite part, as I really got to play up the strongfat sort of thing Yuugi has going on.

What I'll probably do is post the ~finalized~ (i.e. with the ambient mixes and stems and stuff for $5/10 patrons) versions of parts 1 and 2 next, then part 3 + a little something else. Currently mulling over whether I do that next week or upload another little thing I recently f...

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Capella Knows + Bigger Than Expected

HELLO. By some form of cosmic coincidence, Pandora and Tepes were once again working on projects at roughly the same time. Left to right:

CAPELLA: 2025-04-13 00:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post

The So-Called Unweighable Phenomenon [WIP 2/3]

HELLO x2. Second part- missing a voice line, but that will be fixed before release (along with the usual narration TLC treatment). SCRIPT and VOICE LINES are same links as the previous part.

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Waifu Warz! Idea Poll [March 2024, Tifa*]

*I included one 2B scenario because like come on 23 vs 22 votes is pretty much a tie lol. Going forward, I think I'll use these idea polls mainly for when the tally is close or if I can't decide on something myself. That way you see what kind of scenarios I have in mind and go "hmm, I don't know... maybe the other one sounds better". Or maybe you see a Tifa scenario you particularly like and really want me to do!

ONE -- "Mirror Mirror..." 🔮💎 View Post

Waifu Warz! March 2025

The theme for this one is "women with comedically long names". With some exceptions, of course.

Next poll winner audio I upload after my little Yuugi project will most likely beeee Bea. Look forward to it!

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The So-Called Unweighable Phenomenon [WIP 1/3]

SCRIPT // VOICE LINES

HELLO. Here is a first portion of a three-part audio that's been sitting in devhell for longer than I'd like to admit. It's sort of a test-run to see if there's an appetite for these longer-run, "tune...

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SNR Progress Log #7 -- EP 2 BGM

HELLO.  Here are the planned background music tracks for EP 2 of SNR Records. I tend to mix these quite loudly, so you'll probably want to turn your volume to 25-50% when listening. Volume will obviously be lower in the final release- there'll be characters talking and stuff happening after all!

  • MONA-MORNING.mp3 is a short ambient track that plays during the 'cold open' where Mona is dressing in the morning. Song is way longer tha...

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Twin Swords of Creaking Breadth [ambient mix]

The low-droning background ambience was partly inspired by how I did the same for Swelling Regalia and Bat Outta Hell- I tend to go for something static-y and energetic whenever I want to give an "otherworldly"/ethereal feel.

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Twin Swords of Creaking Breadth [extra]

Ainz Ooal Gown -- JackBlowsUpVA

Small slice-of-life-y segment where Clementine's final fate is explicitly stated. Nazarick's traps will surely be kept up-to-snuff with her testing each and every one of them out. Act like a rat? Get used as one.

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