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loverboy

he's a goner

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baloo detective

"I'll take a sixer of Old Milwaukee or Lone Star, nothing snooty.” 


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monkey business

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whenever i tell myself "just do a quick flavor text thing" i always end up getting carried away haha. i dont think they're necessarily always "canon" for the picture they accompany, either; sometimes the picture's just the jumping off point and the writing is just me goofin around and having fun 😎

  anyway, hope you guys enjoy!!


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man buns

pray for our hero, he's gonna need it


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love language (con subtΓ­tulos)

"i minored in bottom-text in school--i'm conversational but not fluent"


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love language WIP

"good game, hit the showers!"

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NIGHT PHYSICS spooktacular 2022

happy halloween, gang!!! <3

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🚨 containment breach in sector 2! 🚨

"awwh, i think subject 3Z4-B likes you! i'm gonna turn off the security cams and dim the overheads so you two lovebirds can have a little privacy. have fun, you crazy kids!"


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containment breach in sector 2

danger, will robinson!!

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dawn of the dad

The dobermann made sure to check and double-check to see if he had been followed, setting the heavy cardboard box down on the ground to fiddle with the keys on his key ring. Nobody had ever tailed him on one of his special deliveries before, but as his old man always said: there was a first time for everything.
Once he was satisfied that he was alone, Marco unlocked the door and propped it open with one boot, hefting the care package inside and letting the door close behind him. The co...

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dawn of the dad wip

a little quality timeΒ 

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thirst trap

amidst the rustling leaves, you can hear a slow, steady drip-drip-drip from somewhere up in the canopy...

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mantra

"keep repeating it," Wendell told the initiate, lazily licking a tongue the size of a facecloth into the pup's gasping mouth. every so often, he'd interrupt the dog's mid-fuck groans with a long, lapping, intimate kiss, the sounds of it filling up the cave. 

Wendell felt the initiate weaken in his arms, relaxing into the attentions of the elder loup; a little good-cop bad-cop routine between the two hulking lobos. Wendell pulled back, holding the dog's head in two imme...

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the mummy returns

rob cursed graves, get cursed prizes!

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frank

β€œWhen night came I quitted my retreat and wandered in the wood; and now, no longer restrained by the fear of discovery, I gave vent to my anguish in fearful howlings. I was like a wild beast that had broken the toils, destroying the objects that obstructed me and ranging through the wood with a stag-like swiftness. Oh! What a miserable night I passed! The cold stars shone in mockery, and the bare trees waved their branches above me; now and then the sweet voice of a bird burst forth ami...

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frank WIP

β€œWhen night came I quitted my retreat and wandered in the wood; and now, no longer restrained by the fear of discovery, I gave vent to my anguish in fearful howlings. I was like a wild beast that had broken the toils, destroying the objects that obstructed me and ranging through the wood with a stag-like swiftness. Oh! What a miserable night I passed! The cold stars shone in mockery, and the bare trees waved their branches above me; now and then the sweet voice of a bird burst forth ami...

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orked out

"i think he likes you!"

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watch out for that tree

all set for the costume party!

"you know i'm starting to think you're ordering wildly undersized loin cloths on purpose"

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πŸŽƒHALLOWEEN PROMPTS!πŸŽƒ

leave your spooktacular image prompt/suggestion in a comment!! if i get too many i’ll put them together in a poll, so go nuts! πŸ‘»πŸ’€πŸŽƒπŸ˜ˆ

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enthralled

"hey, after we're done, want to watch blade trinity with me? aw hell, what am i saying, of course you do <3"

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graveyard smash

my contribution to the 2022 Bewere Calendar by Bewere Books! 

(you know i had to get dibs on october πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ)

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the deep end

"lets go swimming, shall we?"

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shlurrp

slurrrrrrrrppppp 🀀🀀🀀

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stock room

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stock room WIP

"keep it down, will ya?"

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mid-hibernation smooch

kissus maximusΒ 

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muchas gracias

"any time!"

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fjall the mighty

barbarian chicΒ 

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secondhand

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orc honeymoon

graaaargh!

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