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#276: America is COOKED

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#276: America is COOKED
#276: America is COOKED #276: America is COOKED

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Isn’t hating on Jill Stein voters kind of stupid since their such a small group?

Connor

A relationship changing over soup is too much realism for a game called Final Fantasy

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Broooo, Trump’s cabinet picks are fucking unhinged. America is Villainmaxxing. lmao

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Josh, sexism was merely mentioned as a factor and you are asking how they could think all those 14 million people are sexist. Literally nobody said that so you’re on about nothing.

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

More cum topics please

A smiling friend named Bryan

Maybe he’ll be in the Mass Effect Show lol

Does this unit have a soul

I love the chuds in the patreon saying shit like “cope”, “seethe”, like they aren’t actively giving snark tank money lmfao

Clark

@Katana SilverYou fucking retard 1% of 350 million is still 3,500,000 individuals you’re voting against, this isn’t some numbers game this is real life grow the fuck up

Clark

You dress like a fag

Ethan Ralph's mangled, crucified corpse

I've come to understand that LSM's audience is full of bitches and that's unfortunate

Pissin' n Wizzin'

Ah nice use of hyperbole to completely overreact and miss a point! :3 You understand that people do not HAVE to vote, correct? Which is exactly what happened, as pointed out by my post. ~17 Million less people voted in this election than last; largely, people who assumedly would have voted democrat, since ~14 Million of those votes were on the democratic side last time. Instead they didn’t vote at all, or voted 3rd party. You honestly think all 14 million of them were so liberal they’d never vote for trump, but so sexist they wouldn’t vote for a woman? That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Trump is repugnant, and less likable than Kamala. That doesn’t make Kamala a good choice. Disillusionment of voters isn’t anything new, or limited to democrats. Trump had lower turnout than last election too. Turns out when people are faced with two shitty options (third party tickets are bullshit and we all know it) they will sometimes choose neither.

Josh Feldman

you are so unfathomably unaware of anything relating to reality if you think harris is unlikable compared to epstein’s right hand man who’s wife can’t even stand. the fact of the matter is harris is an infinitely more competent candidate than trump, and you would be childish to deny the sexism that played into her loss

mongrel intruder

They've discussed all of these factors elsewhere or implicitly in this episode

Roadside Piss Bottle

Dumpf had so many run ending events that it's wild he still won.

Smitchy The Kidd

@Katana Silver Apathy is death

1800s YouTube be like 'Civil War situation is crazy'

Wild to attribute Harris losing to sexism and not her lack of any real platform, that she’s not likeable, her complete lockstep with continuing to fund Israel, or that her campaign was aimed more at winning over Republicans than it was at winning over her own base. 14 Million less democratic votes than last election (3 million less republican too). You gonna sit here and tell me they were all sexists? Or maybe, just maybe, they felt disenfranchised by lack of a real choice.

Josh Feldman

Trump voters I work with don’t understand roundabouts. Don’t wonna say it’s connected but common.

Large biscuit maximum joy

Willy wonka headass

Dragon Jay Z

In fairness to them, I wouldn’t expect them to know the details truthfully - unless you yourself are trans you will never be exposed to our situation, even for us it can be hard to figure out all that

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

My sincerest to my fellows transgenders across the pond, my heart goes out to you

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

how are they fucked? please explain in detail, thanks.

Alyssa

Dropped out in tims the puffed up jacket and a Yankees hay

Suspicious-Fox-35

I really need Bernie to have the N-pass and get up on stage, drop a soft "a" at Donald then mic drop walk off

Suspicious-Fox-35

Your suit is super fucking gay

Rizzle my Dizzle, guzzle my cuzzle

I didn't hear any seething, but nice reach

Padre Pio's Pious Penis

The seething is awesome

Roger C

I think he got confused. Her son was killed by her boyfriend.

Roger C

How do you know?

Special Needs Cannon

@katana, that 1% of people you mention are the subject of %40 of conservative fear mongering talking points. That is where the fixation comes from. Be mad at them that it’s an issue at all.

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Piper Perri isn't dead, what?

Member of the I hate Sween Coalition

Please watch the video where Jack Black and Kyle Gas drink sperm excessively

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Go fuck yourself, i cant fucking stand you people. You're a completely fucking retarded troglodyte who got tricked by one of the dumbest con men in history.

I take HRT for the meme

When Sweeney weeps, he sounds like that black guy from Intervention that goes myaaaaaaaaaaahhh

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Same with ur username!!

ItsEmma

@Katana Nobody asked, dude. L+Ratio, where do you think you even are? Read the room.

Cyrus Fisher

Just say what you really mean, you didnt vote for other peoples rights, at least admit you dont give a fuck about human rights

mattie harris

Joe Krogan makes an appearance in next mass effect game

JerryBeansman

Choke on rocks then lol fucking moron, did you think I'd care to convince you?

Paz

I didn’t vote based off less than 1% of the population’s feelings

Katana Silver

Your name is so true

silver the hedgehog made me gay

Trans people are so fucked if even the clearly left leaning podcast has people going "ahh the president wont do shit dont worry about it!"

Paz

I was just cooking shrimp alfredo and at the end as I'm mixing, a roach drops in from the roof and contaminates the whole thing. This is Trumps America.

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

Yeah, based on everything Colin’s ever said and mentioning he will not have an audience holding a gun to his head, I doubt he’d ever boot Chris, but I’ve been seeing weirdos in LSM comments feigning outrage and being all “i UsEd To LiKe ChRiS bUt He’S gOnE oFf ThE dEeP eNd” and I’m like bitch, first of all I doubt you actually listen to Snark Tank and secondly, you’d have to be a dense motherfucker to not pick up on their politics. It’s bad faith trolling and it’s irritating as fuck lol

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Chris is Colin’s son, he’ll never abandon him

Martian Manfucker

Chris, I hope you’re ready for a bunch of people to tattle on you to Colin. lol

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

RFK Jr. giving addresses through an anime girl Vtuber avatar. The voice is pitched super high but still wobbly.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Chris talked about that exact scene in Bioshock in episode 18 which I’m rewatching at the moment. I paused it when this episode came out, then I paused this episode just before he started talking about it. When I unpaused and he started talking about the same thing as he was in episode 18 when I stopped listening I was so confused and thought I’d somehow unpaused the wrong episode.

The Talibum

RFK Jr. causes another polio epidemic. 35 years later, a polio-stricken man who is the wheelchair-bound reincarnation of FDR is elected president.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

I’ve given up on America

Clark

What a fantastic episode full of insane characters you all willed into existence. Being said hi to in the $25 patron reading made my overnight work shift a lot brighter. Thanks guys :)

ItsEmma

Apathy wins again. We will NEVER LEARN

Armadillo

My misanthropy has never felt more justified.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

It's amazing how one candidate can build their entire political career off of lying and the other side can't figure out people don't want to hear the truth they just want to be told sweet nothings

Loudmouthnobody

I wanna see maga families cry when they have to pay 40% more on bud light that shit sucks dick

I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!

People felt like the water bucket wasn’t doing enough so they decided to try voting for the flame thrower again. They’ll keep flipping back and forth and wonder why we are still in hot water until we boil.

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

I’m Australian so I haven’t been really paying attention to American politics other than what gets forced upon me, but I had a gut feeling that Trump was going to win. I wanted to bet on it too but I have massive issue with gambling because of how bad of a problem it is in Australia, so I didn’t. It’s a very annoying week to have morals, I could have made a decent amount of money.

The Talibum

Gay and black and maybe even dumb

cum the color of sangria

It's over.

Mr. Hot Salsa


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