The Snark Tank / November Question Thread!

Hey boyos! So, speaking hypothetically, if someone (not me) ever got their dick stuck in their neighbor' s car exhaust pipe, how would this person (still not me) get out of this situation?

Tyrone Magnus reacts to a Muslim car bombing

2024-12-02 07:42:46 +0000 UTC

Im a genderfluid pansexual who posts their ass on twitter idk how much more queer coded i could be

Dandylion

2024-11-30 20:20:32 +0000 UTC

Very queer coded answer

Some Caucazoid

2024-11-30 20:11:18 +0000 UTC

eggman land, sonic colours

Dandylion

2024-11-29 19:04:37 +0000 UTC

where you want to meet up?

khomy

2024-11-29 18:57:21 +0000 UTC

how about you blow me

Dandylion

2024-11-29 18:53:50 +0000 UTC

The theme from Lego Marvel Superheroes that plays when you're exploring Manhattan, Pokemon BW2, and Dr. Robotniks Ring Racers. How about you ask a difficult question next time, dude.

khomy

2024-11-29 18:53:19 +0000 UTC

Hey gang, what’re your top three video game OSTs? Mine are Celeste, Minecraft and Undertale.

Dandylion

2024-11-29 17:11:42 +0000 UTC

Simply make simple man by Lynyrd Skynyrd gay 🎶 And be a simple kind of gay. Oh be something you’d fuck and cum inside your hands🎶

Pan_of_Jello

2024-11-29 06:45:47 +0000 UTC

Despite my name I SWEAR I respect you guysjk(jk). first time long time, I've just always been curious about how creators like yourselves deal with people that scrutinize your body language and weird little human emotional moments that would otherwise just not be acknowledged normally. There's a ton of comments that go into y'all online, like I respect you guys for putting up with it at all honestly. Do you feel like animals being observed in a documentary? Obviously it's mostly self inflicted in that I think you had a good understanding of how the Internet would react beforehand, but I bet it still hit harder the more real it became. Anyway, these podcasts are absolutely the highlights of my week when I'm feeling down, have a great day.

Derek and Sweeney bellyfucking Chris together

2024-11-28 23:46:49 +0000 UTC

Hey tark snanks, long time patron first time listener. What’s a character concept that sticks out to you from a show or game? For me it’s the “Time Ghost” from Danny phantom as his appearance would change between a child, early 30s man, and an elderly man mid sentence as normally as blinking would be. Keep up the yukkums and thanks for finally uploading Chris

Mumford and Gay sons

2024-11-28 05:09:47 +0000 UTC

Hello Snarklers, did you know that Alex Jones had his own video game? It’s on steam and it’s exactly what you’d expect. Also all the reviews seem to be sucking him off for it.

WOKE Xmas songs by the TRANS-Siberian Orchesta

2024-11-28 04:25:03 +0000 UTC

Derrick answer the next scam call and have them listen to the podcast live

Walmart Brand

2024-11-27 23:27:28 +0000 UTC

No witty remark just a fun hypothetical, who beats Dante and vergil. Can superman get through Dantes royal guard, and it's perfect royal guard timings.

Crimson

2024-11-27 16:56:53 +0000 UTC

I just wanted to let SomeGayGuy know that I've never seen a regular photo of Jojo , so my reference for what she looks like is that edited photo of her in the Twitter trash you all did. Oh and I started RDR2 because of you all , I named my horse "horseigga"

XxchinodiabloxX

2024-11-27 16:05:32 +0000 UTC

Hello Fee Fi, Fo, and Fum Do you have a piece of media that, for no real good reason, brings a tear to your forsaken eye sockets? For me the Futurescope Trilogy will get me in tears even though it's all instrumental. Also Sweeny is in Narnia with his closetedness

yes and vs no but the podcast

2024-11-27 06:00:13 +0000 UTC

Hey Super Gays! So, we know all of your favorite Superheroes, but what are your favorite Super Villians?

Tyrone Magnus reacts to a Muslim car bombing

2024-11-27 03:49:27 +0000 UTC

Hey men, long time question asker, first time listener. Ideally if you could have any cartoon character on the show who would have? Keep in mind whoever you choose would scale to your size. E.g. spongebob would be whatever a metre and a half is in feet. Mmm feet. Also sidenote for Derrick, Joon the King will go on any podcast. He went on my friend and I's 100 sub podcast when we were 17. He had around 100k subs at that point.

GeGeNoodles1

2024-11-26 23:29:57 +0000 UTC

Will Derrick Whiteman and Peasantston make an extra ammo review on Dragon Age Veilguard? A game that's consistently feels ALMOST good. Also, there should have been a mix of old Darkspawn and new Darkspawn

Kingston, what is Krakoa Xmen and why is it special

2024-11-26 23:16:26 +0000 UTC

Not a question, just an idea for an Extra Ammo. With all the insane character you guys have created and added to the Snark Tank Mythology, I feel like there are currently enough of them to set up a tournament bracket. Even if some of them might need to be excluded for balancing reasons. We all know who I'm talking about,...

The 1st Church of Keith David, Fun Fact People Who Collect Pez Dispensers are Called Pezophiles

2024-11-26 21:29:12 +0000 UTC

Greeting fellas. Brand new patron. Been listening for forever. I finally decided to join immediately after Chris’s newest glasses off. I was scrolling TikTok recently and stumbled upon these story time videos, where these random people read story time reddit. When they are reading and the stories talk about sex, they always say spicy sleep instead. It’s rather annoying. Have you ever heard of this one before? It’s ridiculous.

ColdstoneET

2024-11-26 21:09:01 +0000 UTC

Kingston, as a big reader; have you read the stormlight archive? If you have, what are your thoughts? If not, you should.

Magma Tea

2024-11-26 19:42:57 +0000 UTC

Not a question but a suggested rule for your dictatorships. on the airport seats that are back to back, if someone sits directly behind you when there are plenty of seats, a comically powerful spring should launch them out of their seat into the ceiling.

PreHeatedToast

2024-11-26 13:33:19 +0000 UTC

Sup Saint Nigolas and he band of gaylfs how does it feel knowing chrischan is having a kid before you

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

2024-11-25 23:00:33 +0000 UTC

Hey ShartTank my question is simple how would you steal the declaration of independence?

February 26th 2025

2024-11-25 21:51:34 +0000 UTC

Hello audiophiles, Recently started a new job after months of applying. Thing is, there's a coworker who talks EXACTLY like Derrick's impression of Lily. I'm not kidding. What are some people you've encountered who live up to the caricature that their race is?

Inverted Benjamin Button

2024-11-25 20:56:11 +0000 UTC

Hey Fuckers, are any of you getting the feeling that the powers that be are beginning to change the culture away from modern progressivism as they ramp us closer and closer to war? Are they going to attempt to toughen us up before sending us to slaughter? What are your plans in the event of WW3?

Seth

2024-11-25 17:01:13 +0000 UTC

First time question asker long time listener (im lying) when’s Jaylen coming on?

kai

2024-11-25 03:18:44 +0000 UTC

Chris chan baby???????

silver the hedgehog made me gay

2024-11-25 02:31:38 +0000 UTC

Y'all be clowning on RFK Jr but never make a single animorphs reference, just saying it's a missed opportunity

SS3 raditz with a mile of hair

2024-11-24 09:49:24 +0000 UTC

Howdy from the mountain ranges of eastern Kentucky, sirs a, er and est. I am writing to ye not of humdrum or persiflage, but of a matter of grave importance. Recently, during this here monthly sweep and check up of my son's computer I take upon myself to undertake, I have uncovered some very flagitious material. It is a lil' hidden file full of so-called JAVs, real cowboys will surely know what I'm talking about. The trouble is, the labels seem to indicate the actresses in said videos are all closely and about 140 cm tall. Now as a red-blooded American, I do not know how much that be in real units. Could ye boys kindly enlighten me as to what is a parent supposed to do in such situations, and what the most expeditious solution would be? I am in great debt, thank ye dearly. Yeeeehaaw!

Streaming with a vtuber avatar modeled after my dead child to #copewiththetrauma

2024-11-24 08:13:47 +0000 UTC

Howdy Twix, Milky Way and KitKat. If you had to pick the best TV show of all time up until this point, which TV series would it be, and explain why

Schadenfreudian Slip

2024-11-24 06:21:39 +0000 UTC

Hola, Spik the Woz, Lesbian Trucker, and Fat Lesbian Trucker. What unexpected thing has a creator or personality made that differed from their usual content that you enjoyed? For example during the pandemic the Whitest Kids U Know crew made a hilarious 14 pt. Dnd Series. pasta la vista.

Futt Buckerson

2024-11-24 04:00:56 +0000 UTC

Whenever someone's missing in the podcast, you guys should keep another camera on the Goblin mask.

Get back here COCKER!! COCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL SUCK YOU TILL THE ENDS OF THE E

2024-11-23 19:22:09 +0000 UTC

What's the gayest non sexual opinion you can have

cum the color of sangria

2024-11-23 05:44:25 +0000 UTC

Greetings gay, gay and FUCKING GAY (Sweeny). This 1 is for Sween. Are you watching Dandadan? If not you should definitely check it out. The director is a legit movie nerd and it shows in the product. The show itself is also fucking insane. If you remember it from Adult Swim back in the day picture insanity levels of Fooly Cooly

Duke of Disorder

2024-11-23 01:52:26 +0000 UTC

Hello, Belial, Behemoth, and Beelzebub. If Joe Rogan invited all three of you on his show exactly how hard would you try to out grift the man?

Thugzilla, King of the Hoodsters

2024-11-23 00:32:03 +0000 UTC

Hey Horny Goku, Nearsighted Vegeta, and Racist Piccolo, as someone who is into anime (even one piece), the recommendations some people give you are ridiculous asks. Watch Chainsawman, Parasyte, or Baccano. All 25 episodes or so, great animation, and might gateway you into bigger series

Walmart Brand

2024-11-22 17:42:24 +0000 UTC

Hey there boys, hope yall are doing well. Have you ever learned anything that recontextualized the world for you? For me it was learning the real definition of fruits (any edible plant portion with seeds, which means cucumbers, pumpkins, hot peppers, and olives are fruit), and that dinosaurs aren't old enough to become fossil fuels

Papa_Gzeus

2024-11-22 13:49:44 +0000 UTC

Hello PlsReviveIHaveChrisRayGun, Thomas the Tank Sweengine, and SomeGayGuy, ACTUAL first time patron this month and listener since 2021 (I can provide receipts) Asking another question since my first one was kinda milquetoast, I need to know, why did you all freeze Joe Rogan at the cost of freeing Mariah Carey? She just infiltrated the radio at my overnight job. Why did you do this? Put her back in the ice, with each of you choosing one famous figure to be sealed away as well. Happy imminent Turkey Day to you boys, Thanks for the laughs during my overnight shifts.

ItsEmma

2024-11-22 11:25:44 +0000 UTC

In Episode 170 (over a year ago) Sween said he would let you guys straighten his hair for the first episode of “The Big Thing We’re Gonna Do.” Has it been long enough to assume it’s not happening and you can tell us what it was?

Master BFE

2024-11-21 20:24:16 +0000 UTC

NEW JAY LENO INJURY JUST DROPPED

Greta Thu’umberg HOW-DARE-YOUing Big Oil execs off a skyscraper

2024-11-21 12:16:15 +0000 UTC

Hey mom, dad, and unc. Did you see the onion is trying to buy out info wars? This shit couldn’t get more “the onion” if they tried

Mumford and Gay sons

2024-11-21 06:06:40 +0000 UTC

Sup funny ass guys, aka fags, did the white niba watch Veep, that jew woman from seinfeld jew show made me do haha. Chris, you should watch Veep, Julia Louis-Dreyfus is the main character and you can see her being funnysaying the punchline and also being it, that random black guy might like it too. Since it's not an anime the toothy moose might not like it

Bababooey in my boys bussy in the back of my F-150

2024-11-21 06:04:35 +0000 UTC

hello chris, derrick, and Man With A Worse Upload Schedule Than Chris I recently bought some floor tickets for a Denzel Curry concert in April, and it will be my first ever rap concert + floor experience. do you have any pro tips on what to do, what not to do, what to expect, etc? never moshed before either! i ask because i assume you guys have attended quite a few concerts in your life

today i learned meth was first discovered and created in japan, yet another amazing contribution they have made to american soci

2024-11-21 05:40:36 +0000 UTC

Hello fats, (Kingston, put your phone down and pay attention). I was wondering what is the worst character in a game or show that was so insanely awful that it prevented you from finishing the game or show, despite all other aspects being good.

Morgan Moonscar

2024-11-21 04:06:34 +0000 UTC

Hey there WHITE DEVIL, Derrick WHITEMAN, and Peasantston WHITEMANSON. I visited the country Georgia last year and I plan on going to Poland soon. What countries have you guys visited and/or want to visit in the future? P.S. Derrick, go to Georgia and visit the Stalin Museum

Kingston, are Baldurs Gate one, BG Siege of Dragonspear, and Baldurs gate 2 worth playing

2024-11-21 00:06:18 +0000 UTC

Hello 3 non blonds and 2 non whites, long time questioner, first time listener. Not as much of a question, more of a prompt. I'd love to hear about any childhood stories where you got into some good old fashioned mischief. Much love from You Rope-a.

Sweeney's non-evil twin locked in his attic to rot

2024-11-20 22:15:39 +0000 UTC

I eat cigarette butts like cereal, and I eat cereal like I eat ass

Dandylion

2024-11-20 18:55:47 +0000 UTC

Have you ever rewatched old favorites and noticed wild shit you have no memory of? For example I'm watching the frieza saga of dbz(English dub) and I've noticed things: vegeta saying "get along little froggies" as he chases frog ginyu, vegeta calling goku goku at least twice, and jeice making the sign of the cross as the cap'n beats goku up.

SS3 raditz with a mile of hair

2024-11-20 08:26:15 +0000 UTC

Hey dork bozos, what, if any, more obscure quotes from movies, shows or games have become permanent staples of your vocabulary? For example I constantly say "well there's your problem" because of Adam in a Mythbusters episode I watched once probably a decade ago

Ethan Ralph's mangled, crucified corpse

2024-11-20 03:58:17 +0000 UTC

Hello worms, I wanted to let you in on a conspiracy; The government won't let you name your children slurs because doing so will cause the child to become immortal. That's why Dick Van Dyke is still up dancing circles around those even 20 years younger than him at 98. The man is keeping us down yet again and I'm tired of sitting in silence. Have a good one.

I'm not a big fan of the government (30 on 30)

2024-11-19 21:28:12 +0000 UTC

What's up, manual breathing, manual blinking, and you can feel your clothes? I have never intentionally listened to Kendrick Lamar, but I heard a snippet of "Prayer" and thought I would gigive it a listen. Needless to say, I've been listening to it on replay for hours, and I have a new vigor for life. So my question is: what's the song that gave you a new love for life, or just brings you back to reality when you're spiraling? Thanks for all the laughs -max

cum the color of sangria

2024-11-19 19:21:35 +0000 UTC

Not a question but you guys should do a gay parody of die very rough and make a music video staring the Tom Sweeney tm

Cum the DNA of the soul

2024-11-19 17:16:50 +0000 UTC

Afternoon gents. Just a quick question with the recent game awards nominations revealed and the discourse I've seen over the changes to allow dlc to be up for goty. What are your thoughts on that and why allow it now when theres been other games with great expanding dlc also what's your game of the year cheers. (please tell sweeney to say twat properly like everyone else)

My left nut now fixed

2024-11-19 13:21:55 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, quick lore follow up on Playland, the amusement park you guys were talking about in NY. I lived 15 min from it so I would go every summer as a child and it ruled, now it blows. Anyways just wanted to write in to say 2 kids died there, one on the coaster and one on the fucking boat ride, which still leaves me baffled. Cheers.

Lizurd

2024-11-19 05:26:29 +0000 UTC

Not a question but this is for Chris, I found paul at a Hollister randomly and I thought you should know. Sent you a photo of him on Twitter but ofc your lack of attention span missed it 🗣

KitsuneZF

2024-11-19 05:04:11 +0000 UTC

Not a question so much as I thought this would be interesting. but as a smaller creator, I haven't technically paid a dime to this patreon. Instead, I've set up a scheme were one of MY fans is paying me 5$ a month on Patreon and the site is just funneling that upwards to you tankies. What fun.

Buster McTunder

2024-11-19 04:46:25 +0000 UTC

Adding this in late to say that Chris literally just missed his chance to ride King Da Ka. It closed without fan fare forever this year. The company that owns Cedar Point merged with the one that owns Six Flags and they decided it wasn't worth the hassle to keep it operating anymore. The only reason people knew it was closing at all was because the ride operators basically knew their jobs were fucked because of the merger and told literally everyone who got on in that last week.

Nicholas Brilhart

2024-11-18 23:30:15 +0000 UTC

One has to go, Beef, Pork, Chicken, discuss

More like dumb stupid fucking idiot Jameson

2024-11-18 14:26:29 +0000 UTC

W name.

American woman, I AM GAY

2024-11-18 12:15:03 +0000 UTC

Hey how's it going dick, balls, and also wiener. Not a question but a recommendation since you've been loving American dad you should check out the Ted series also from Seth McFarlane. It's surprisingly much better than the movies. Solid dry humor and alot of heart. Be well guys.

American woman, I AM GAY

2024-11-18 12:14:29 +0000 UTC

I think one of their friend’s dad went to school with Tobey Maguire, and stuffed him in a trash can.

Dandylion

2024-11-18 08:44:43 +0000 UTC

What's up Sweeney, Derrick, and Hard R, if Keith David asked y'all to cuck him while he sat quietly in a chair in the corner to observe, would you do it? Assume you're single for this if you "respect your partner" like some kind of freak

Paying $5 rent to live in Sweeney's tooth gap

2024-11-18 04:14:19 +0000 UTC

Albany is definitely up state that's not being debated by anybody. As a Western New Yorker, I'm fucking tired of this bullshit propaganda that's being spread that only up in the Adirondacks near canada is "upstate." Anywhere north of the Hudson valley region is upstate.

silver the hedgehog made me gay

2024-11-18 03:20:33 +0000 UTC

What's up Chris, Derek, and weird ass chia seed drinker. So my father went to highschool with P-diddy himself (I have video proof of the yearbook if needed lmao), you guys know any people that knew some crazy famous people at some point? Also as someone who lives an hour north from the NY city, most people, including me think anyway passed Albany is "upstate" lmfao

Schindler's list is a comedy

2024-11-18 00:16:07 +0000 UTC

Hey all, just a message to Chris. I sincerely love Reality Calls, your short album from back in the day, it’s a fantastic expression of your talent and I would be ecstatic if you remastered it. Shoutout to that album for any listeners who haven’t listened, it’s on Chris’s Spotify and it’s genuinely great. Lots of love, boys. - Angela x

Dandylion

2024-11-17 22:08:50 +0000 UTC

Hello homo, gay and fruity. Recently I have been getting my health in check by joining a buhurt club (medieval mma) and it got me thinking what is the most obscure sport you know or thought of.

Chris

2024-11-17 18:45:15 +0000 UTC

how would freddy got fingered change if freddy was replace with Freddy Krueger

randeep kang

2024-11-16 23:49:40 +0000 UTC

hey my friends doesn't chris look like steve smith from american dad

randeep kang

2024-11-16 23:42:22 +0000 UTC

Hey Little Wayne Gacy, BlowJob Simpson, and Aaron Paul. Here's a hypothetical: The world is going to explode in 2 hours. The only way to stop it is to shoot Keith David dead. Do you do it or do you let the world die?

Keith David but he's a MAGA supporter

2024-11-16 07:48:56 +0000 UTC

Hey Top Cookie, Creamy Filling, and Bottom Cookie. What's the most bizarre story you have set in a bathroom? When I was in first grade I walked into my catholic school's bathroom only to see a 5th grader in a urinal with his head in his hands taking a shit and audibly grunting. If that wasn't strange enough, within seconds of me walking in another kid ran up and SOCCER KICKED the urinal shitter in the HEAD causing him to stumble off the urinal. This all happened in the span of roughly 5-6 seconds. Needless to say, I walked out of there as fast as I could.

Doombringer

2024-11-16 07:05:01 +0000 UTC

Would you rather SUCK Jake Paul's dick or go 8 Rounds with Mike Tyson?

Get back here COCKER!! COCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL SUCK YOU TILL THE ENDS OF THE E

2024-11-16 05:52:09 +0000 UTC

How do you guys cope with knowing none of you were good enough for the 27 club?

silver the hedgehog made me gay

2024-11-15 23:24:08 +0000 UTC

Hey big sexy men, what is the craziest conspiracy you’ve heard from someone you personally know? Was talking with my religious father and he was telling me how America doesn’t know it’s true history and satan and his followers have hid this from us. He believes that the stories in the Bible actually take place in America and that the Mississippi River is the Nile river. His reasoning was “ so many towns are named the same as the ones in Egypt.” P.S. you can guess who he voted for.

Blake

2024-11-15 20:26:16 +0000 UTC

Hey Blackman, Rayman, Kingman. On episode 277, Sween told the audience to kill themselves and I tried (a week prior) and landed my ass in the crazy place which leads to my question, Have you guys ever been somewhere and realize oh I might be the most normal one in this room?

Really bad at tying knots

2024-11-15 19:14:38 +0000 UTC

Hey, “Look It’s”, “A Little”, and “Dead Meme”. I was sadly never blessed with the joy that is Marvel vs. Capcom as a kid, but I did play something similar that got me thinking. Who would win in a tag team showdown: Marvel and Capcom cast or Mortal Kombat and DC? I’m mainly referring to any of the characters included in the fighting games of those brands. This may include DLC characters, but if that gives MK and DC too big of an advantage, then drop them. Throw down and debate, fellas

Jon Ron Topher AKA Sir Gaydeon Off-queer the Ball-Blowing

2024-11-15 17:46:24 +0000 UTC

Quick inquiry for Chris and Sween, what are you gonna do if RFK fucks with NY's water and Pizza never tastes the same again

A Majin Pitbull Flying Straight Towards a Daycare

2024-11-15 12:30:15 +0000 UTC

Simple question . Why do niggas think it’s okay to cheat? Half the memes I see people post are about side hoes or talking about “rizzing” up some shorty even tho they got a girl . I’ve been cheated on once in my senior year nd I’ve had trust issues since then (2018)

Bring Gabby back on the pod Best guest besides Zac

2024-11-15 08:37:13 +0000 UTC

Hey big gay, medium gay, and small gay. Who would win majin seal or majin Ethan ralph?

SPECIAL NEEDS CANNON!!

2024-11-15 04:44:56 +0000 UTC

Hey mhvvvc

SPECIAL NEEDS CANNON!!

2024-11-15 04:44:07 +0000 UTC

Hi mum, dad, and the brother we keep locked in the attic! What’s your favourite song on each album by your favourite bands? Obviously for Chris that’s Rise Against, for Derrick that’s some gay metal band, and for Sween that’s Mario Judah. I look forward to finding out!

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

2024-11-15 03:53:31 +0000 UTC

All this Young Sheldon talk got me interested. I wanted to see why this is such a widely enjoyed show. So I started watching the show and its actually really good. At least the first few episodes are enjoyable. Not saying you should watch it, but much like penis, dont knock it till you try it.

Get back here COCKER!! COCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL SUCK YOU TILL THE ENDS OF THE E

2024-11-15 02:23:19 +0000 UTC

hey all, not a question, just wanted to quickly let Chris know that his song Wooden Dolls from a decade ago is in my favourite songs of all time playlist, and I would kill to hear it remastered. idk if you wrote it but i genuinely have had a lot of love for it since you first released it. anyway, follow me on twitter at @girlinthefall

Dandylion

2024-11-15 00:35:03 +0000 UTC

What’s up brute, jackal, and grunt What’s the most inappropriate time you or a group of you had laughed? I was in English class watching of mice and men and when Gary Sinese shot John malkovich the whole class laughed so hard the teacher got mad and made us write an essay on why it wasn’t funny. This was like 2019 in my junior year of high school

Chris please cover American idiot I’ll donate 100

2024-11-14 18:39:14 +0000 UTC

Hey Chocolate Bear, Vanilla Bear and Grizzly Bear. With the Onion buying InfoWars to turn into a parody of itself, if you guys could buy any media company, YouTube channel or record label what would you do with it? Outside of making gay covers of existing IP.

Beatin my meat since 99'

2024-11-14 16:33:22 +0000 UTC

Not a question but after hearing Sweeney say James Cameron made the modern Romeo and Juliet it made me fall to the floor in tears . The man has made 9 movies in his lifetime and all of them are exceptionally great. except for piranha 2 which is a shit stain on his perfect record of filmography .

Bring Gabby back on the pod Best guest besides Zac

2024-11-14 10:58:11 +0000 UTC

I’ve been wondering this for a while now … why do y’all live in apartments instead of tryna buy a house ? I’ve always been of the idea that living nd renting an apartment is the worst From personal experience living in Long Beach . Why not rent to buy at the end of the day yall ain’t gonna own that building .

Bring Gabby back on the pod Best guest besides Zac

2024-11-14 05:26:20 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, the votes aren't fully calculated yet. There aren't millions of people who didn't vote this time and Trump got more votes this time. Everything sucks and I hate this timeline

Dmnsrage

2024-11-14 05:21:48 +0000 UTC

Hey sween, Chris, and Unc. Serious question, when did you realize games could be more than mindless pastimes with cool visuals and can actually have deep and emotional stories? For me it was heavenly sword for the PS3, as a kid having the main character look panicked and franticly begging for help between missions in what seemed like purgatory was so jarring and in the end (spoilers ig) when she died and had a whole ass funeral it made me cry (I was like 7/8 when this game came out)

Mumford and Gay sons

2024-11-14 02:56:53 +0000 UTC

Chris give us a hint about your secret grifting channel

Salty lemon

2024-11-14 02:26:38 +0000 UTC

Hey weenies, not a question but a correction. You guys have brought up being drawn and quartered before, and gotten the meaning wrong. Being drawn and quarter is being hung up and slashed open in a cross formation, seperating your torso into quarters. The four horses method of execution is simply called dismemberment.

Dandylion

2024-11-13 23:56:39 +0000 UTC

Howdy woke-azoids spoiler question but I just finished Baldur's Gate 3 and it has gone from not being for me, to being one of my favorite games of all time thanks to some easy combat mods. My question is what was the most emotionally impactful moment for you? For me my ending was mostly happy for the world and many companions but I also became a mind flayer and Karlach and Gale died. I still haven't gotten over the emotional damage. Also the end credits song is a banger.

Trump Deep-Throating Bear Necks

2024-11-13 23:49:50 +0000 UTC

If you could make any real-life action a quick time event, what would you choose? Specifically, you are given a controller that allows you to succeed at any action as long as you can whip it out and mash the buttons correctly, buttons that only you can see.

Using CGI black actors instead of blackface actors

2024-11-13 19:59:51 +0000 UTC

Hey there slapdicks, What is the best prank you have pulled on someone, or had pulled on you? Have you seen any that have backfired spectacularly? Thanks for the laughs

Be nicer to Sweeney

2024-11-13 19:48:33 +0000 UTC

Hello Mass, Effect, and 2 First time writing in Following the suicide mission tier list, what would the loyalty missions for everyone consist of?

Me tink me gwan teik me own life

2024-11-13 18:05:44 +0000 UTC

Hey shark doods! Is Cell a negroid?

Brock Lesnar requests a video of Sween pissing

2024-11-13 16:46:39 +0000 UTC

Hey there cockboys, For 50 US dollars, would you take a huge whiff out of a full diaper pail (includes blowout diarrhea shits) that has been sitting in 95 degree summer heat for 5 days? You’d have to hold the breath for 15 seconds. Thanks for the laughs .

Be nicer to Sweeney

2024-11-13 15:58:37 +0000 UTC

Hello Django, aldo, and black hans landa. Someone previously had asked what IP you would turn into a musical and my first thought was gears of war right as Chris said it, but let’s take this a step further. What property would you turn into a Shakespearean play? I think halo would work wonderfully as it is just a story about a knight in shining armor defending his woman’s honor. Also there’s a medieval cover of the halo theme on youtube and all the comments are quotes from the games written as such and it’s gold

Chris please cover American idiot I’ll donate 100

2024-11-13 14:05:57 +0000 UTC

Urgent question, do I qualify for the homeless patrons seeing as I was a homeless prostitute for a few months when I was 17, but have a home now?

Dandylion

2024-11-13 08:47:59 +0000 UTC

Hey friends, I plan on getting a Snark Tank tattoo soon. I was hoping that you guys could give me some ideas on what I should get put onto my skin! I'd prefer serious answers, sorry Sween I'm not getting your face engraved onto my back.

Doombringer

2024-11-13 07:01:58 +0000 UTC

Hello Woke Tank, Have you guys seen the gameplay or heard the soundtrack to Piglet's Big Game? The track Foreboding 3 sounds like it belongs in Slient Hill or Resident Evil, not a fucking Winnie the Pooh game.

Mr. Hot Salsa

2024-11-13 05:21:51 +0000 UTC

Hello snark gang, I'm a first-time patron and question asker who has been listening since early 2020 (keep up the good work!). I wanted to ask what are your guy's favorite bits over the last couple of years? for me it's a tie between the whacky microwaved baby and go-go gadget car crash.

Phalice in Chains be like, I believe them boners are in me

2024-11-13 04:42:48 +0000 UTC

Howdy Shirt Man, Frozen Rogan, and Pizza Time. Quick hypothetical for y’all: how would you guys feel if after Zach Hadel’s untimely demise, a tape of him calling a loved one was a released and he sounded COMPLETELY NORMAL? Similar to Gilbert Gottfried. Thanks for the laughs in these trying times

BeatoMyMeato

2024-11-13 03:46:00 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, Long time listener, first time asker I wanted to ask how do y'all find the confidence to joke about some of the craziest stuff and just generally being yourselves? I'm trying to start a channel, but im paranoid of saying something wrong or even saying something is gay or retarded. I wanna joke around but not lie about what I think is funny. Also a friend of a friends dad who works at a crematorium accidentally cremated his coworker, the son told my friend and he didn't believe him and thought it was a joke and made fun of him. This made the son angry and now he wont talk to him (now my friend is asking me what he should do and I have no idea). Just wanted to share that. Anyway keep up the good work!

Carefreeraptor

2024-11-13 02:35:17 +0000 UTC

Hello Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Extra Ammo idea: Rip off Fantano and steal Let's Argue. Format would work well for the show, just allow Kingston to tell Derrick to shut the fuck up now and then. My personal entry: The Last Jedi is the least shitty of 3 shitty sequel films and the film's criticisms of Star Wars as a franchise have grown EXPONENTIALLY stronger over time. We've been stuck in this pop culture purgatory ever since where new ideas are snuffed out by masturbatory nostalgia bait and it feels impossible for anything to move forward now that new IP is more financially dangerous than its ever been; and while I think The Last Jedi has a myriad of its own issues, it's the least creatively-bankrupt the series has been in a long time (Andor/Mando S1 excluded)

More like dumb stupid fucking idiot Jameson

2024-11-12 23:18:28 +0000 UTC

Hello Snark Dudes! During the Bad Predictions episode Chris in the last half of the episode mentioned his father would slip into special needs mode if Chris were getting on his nerves in like a WalMart or public space. I thought my dad was absolutely insane because he did this as well. Squealing, saying “I’m going to Goodwill” in retard-speak, contorting his limbs like a cripple in a chair. He did this when I first started dating my wife in high school just to try and gnaw at me. My wife now will say “Goodwill” like a retard just to get a smile out of me as my dad passed a few years ago. Keeping the legacy going. So is this just a normal dad thing to do then? What other insane things have your parents done to try and embarrass you? Thanks dudes!

Landon Keith

2024-11-12 21:25:23 +0000 UTC

Hello Green Goblin, The Void Incarnate, and some random black person. First time writing in! With the release of Dragon Ball Sparking Zero; I started to become a fan of Dragon Ball while playing it, since I never really cared at all about Dragon Ball previously. So, it's got me thinking, for all of you, has there been a game you've played that got you interested in a topic you never looked into or cared about much before? Example being something like: getting into Star Wars, or History, etc. through playing a game.

Semen on a human, I'm spermin like I'm superhuman

2024-11-12 20:24:12 +0000 UTC

Dedicating my first write-in to correcting Sweeney. Chiaotzu from DBZ does not have a wife. 1. The movie's not canon 2. It's a fucking doll Ok love you bye

NewSonicGameHasahigherscorethansparking0

2024-11-12 16:19:09 +0000 UTC

Why is it called the oven when you of in the cold food, of out hot eat the food

cum the color of sangria

2024-11-12 12:27:12 +0000 UTC

Hey, woke leftist pundits. What is a person, object, sound, anything really that makes you so irrationally upset/angry. For me, the Bently girl and her stupid fake played up accent fill me with enough hatred to boil a star. Thanks for all the laughs, and I pray for your sanity in the coming years

cum the color of sangria

2024-11-12 12:26:18 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, just a quick question here regarding the faultiness of our minds. Who are two people who are obviously not the same person who occupy the same place in your mind? I thought Stephen Fry and Piers Morgan were the same person for three years.

Doombringer

2024-11-12 08:03:30 +0000 UTC

Sorry for the long question boys but I wanna get my money's worth. You are transported back to October 20th, 1889, into a child's bedroom in a small house in Braunau am Inn, Austria. In front of you is a door that is closed but not locked. Behind you is an open window leading out into the street. To your right is a crib with a sleeping baby inside. That sleeping baby is 6 month old Adolf Hitler. Hitler's father is out on the town drinking and gambling and will not return for several hours. Hitler's mother is sleeping in her own bedroom across the hall, and will not wake up unless you or baby Hitler make enough noise to wake her. You have exactly 10 minutes before you are transported back to the modern day, so you dont have to worry about spending the rest of your life in prison. You can stand silent and motionless, and change nothing. No one will ever know you were there. Or, you can kill baby Hitler, and change the course of human history forever. Chris, Derrick, Sweeny, what would you do?

The Onion fucking bought InfoWars that's not a joke look it up it's real

2024-11-12 06:24:57 +0000 UTC

Would you guys get a small snark tank tattoo to commemorate this podcast? Maybe to look back with love this time or to recognize your mangle corpse

Mushroom Magistrate

2024-11-11 20:56:05 +0000 UTC

Hello Donnie, Darko, and Derrick. Is there anything you three feel "hipsterish" about? Like you jumped into it early and then the massive spike in popularity later bugged you for some reason or another? I feel very hipsterish about this whole trend where it seems most men's favorite animal are monkeys thing because I was riding with my ancestors wayyyy before these losers.

Pissin' n Wizzin'

2024-11-11 20:31:36 +0000 UTC

Hey fellers Question; would jesus be underpowered skyrim and bg3? Would Spongebob be op?

the void

2024-11-11 20:15:37 +0000 UTC

I hate black liqourice, but love jagermeister because of the black liqourice-like taste. Do you boys have any opinions that don’t make sense?

Curious Whorge

2024-11-11 18:13:28 +0000 UTC

Hey 'straight' men pretending to be 'gay' 'men'. Given recent events I'd like to offer a timely hypothetical. Which real and/or fictional nation (or world of any kind in the case of fiction) do you think both Kamala Harris and/or Donald Trump respectively would actually be well-suited to lead? Alternatively you could also come up with what would be the worst or funniest for them to lead. Happy hunting you gormless creatures.

Bro why is Mass Effect so straight I wanna see femShep and Tali scissor

2024-11-11 16:03:55 +0000 UTC

Hola, Wii, ps move and Xbox Kinect. Dragon age has been a topic recently for obvious reasons but I was wondering on how y’all fell on each installment, since it’s kinda refreshing hearing the thoughts of long time fans. (Specially 2 and inquisition)

Mushroom Magistrate

2024-11-11 14:27:37 +0000 UTC

G'day boys, got a silly question for y'all! I was just heading home from the gym and passed by a street-side clothing store. One of the t-shirts hanging out front caught my eye because it had an Rastafari looking lion with the word 'freedom' spelled freedome. Which I naturally read as 'free dome', making me cackle. What are some really silly unintentional misspellings you've seen on products?

The only homeless Sri Lankan (any others must face me in combat)

2024-11-11 14:21:27 +0000 UTC

Howdy. The Dems need a real character to dethrone Trump. Could Stephen A. Smith be that guy?

Hung Sheldon

2024-11-11 00:58:25 +0000 UTC

Hey best friends, recently you were talking about Harry Potter and how it would’ve been better if it was set in America… The Fantastic Beasts movie did this and I swear the American wizards attitudes were worse towards the muggles than mother fucking Voldemort

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

2024-11-10 20:25:56 +0000 UTC

Would Pizza Time make every time Pizza Time?

It's getting hot in here So suck off all your bros

2024-11-10 08:30:03 +0000 UTC

Is a rectum a mug?

It's getting hot in here So suck off all your bros

2024-11-10 08:24:35 +0000 UTC

Greetings to the longest cock, the thickest cock, and the most aesthetically pleasing cock. I have a weird OCD thing that gives me an irrational fear that I will say the N word in public. The last time I thought it would happen, my imagination conjured an image of Tom Sweeny, who then aggressively told me not to say the N word in words I will not repeat (because the N word was a few of them). What ways would you like my Conscience-Sween to help me not engage in such fuckery (and possibly other people, I might not be alone in this shit for all I know)?

It's getting hot in here So suck off all your bros

2024-11-10 07:56:48 +0000 UTC

Small, Medium, and XXXLarge! If each of you guys could put any two annoying pundits or lolcows of your choosing into an arena to fight to the death against the other host's champions, which two would you pick, what melee weapons would you give them, and what kinds of hazards would be in the arena? Stay gay and thanks for the show :)

Ethan Ralph's mangled, crucified corpse

2024-11-10 03:13:49 +0000 UTC

Hello Shart Tank, subbed to the Patreon for the 1st time to clear Sweeny's name. A few months ago Sweeny was gaslit and ostracized for allegedly making up a shitty theme park with a green dragon, and I am here to say it's not a Caribbean thing. Playland is an old af theme park like 20 mins from Yonkers, its mascot is a green dragon and the park gets shittier and shittier each summer it reopens. Does Derrick have any oddities like Playland from the states he lived in? Also, Westchester isn't upstate lol anything under the Bear Mountain bridge isn't upstate. Please be more responsible about spreading misinformation :)

Jelqal Queer Solid

2024-11-10 01:52:45 +0000 UTC

Hey there Scrotradamus, Quasiscroto, and Don Quiscrote. What’s the stupidest scam you ever fell for? When I was sixteen I tried to buy THC oil from one of my classmates so when I got home I put it in my vape, took a hit and realized he just sold me a vial of olive oil for 100$

My uncle’s fentanyl themed funeral

2024-11-10 01:23:26 +0000 UTC

'Sup my MGGAs? Since there were more people who decided not to vote than voted for either of the candidates, which SnarkTank original character do you think could win the hearts and minds of the American people in 2028? Could Shirt-Man lower the price of groceries by absorbing the concept of inflation onto his shirt? Would Racist Walt Jr's border policies be a hit with Republican voters? What does shit covered Fred Flintstone think about Medicare for all? The American people need to know.

The Big Red Dub

2024-11-09 22:44:22 +0000 UTC

Not a question i just cant stop seeing a Derrick puppet where Derrick should be now

Thugzilla, King of the Hoodsters

2024-11-09 22:33:04 +0000 UTC

Hey there various shades of brown and creamer, I'd you were a make a wish kid, what would be the craziest thing you'd ask for?

The man who seeks the truth to how babies are made

2024-11-09 21:50:34 +0000 UTC

Hello Chris-Topher and the Darky Malarkey Duo. Long time first time. Lets get straight into the most heinous question I can think of. Would you rather be molested by everyone you know, or have to molest everyone you know? Bonus, you can eat a shotgun sandwich but only halfway through one of the choices.

Sweeney accidentally circumcising Lily's choad with the gap in his teeth

2024-11-09 21:35:58 +0000 UTC

Hello Xbox kiddie, ninten-year-old and no games. You have the opportunity to kick Trump out of office before he even sets a foot in the white house and send him to the evil ass rape jail, but you have to replace him with one of the following candidates for the next 4 years: Chris-Chan, Zach Hadel, Costco dad, or Shaggy 2 Dope. Who do you choose? You can't kill yourself.

Putting my entire dick and balls between Cammy's thighs and telling her to flex

2024-11-09 17:49:55 +0000 UTC

Hi-Diddely-Ho, Tank Bois. Have you ever misunderstood something to a hilarious degree? I say this because I had never heard the term Occam’s Razor until Chris said it during the podcast. I legit thought he was talking about some Daedric weapon in Skyrim. Stay thankful, gentlemen

Papini Bros Report JD Vance has sexual relations with Chairry from Peewees Playhouse

2024-11-08 22:51:19 +0000 UTC

Ohio Gyatima Nintendo 69, GayBoy AssVanced and Nintendo DP. Would you rather have to beat a Silent Spider-Man in hand to hand combat every time you want to get your loins wet or have the Powerpuff girls jump you and leaving you looking like Mojo Jojo every time you eat chicken?

Jumped MoJo JoJo

2024-11-08 17:58:26 +0000 UTC

Hi Harlem Globetrotter rejects. If you could swap the protagonist of two fictional medias, which two would you swap? Who would be the best swap? Who would be the worst? Merry Christmas! (It’s November I can say that now)

LickinBallsLickinBallsItsPenisTimeInTheCityDingali

2024-11-08 17:27:56 +0000 UTC

Hello Wretch, Boomer and Sire; Ep 0 listener, first time patron askener; with the craziness in office right now I’ve seen a few memes about Trump trying to repeal the 22nd Amendment and run for a third term. If this happened do you think Obama would step back into the ring? Or would we see Carter 2028 on billboards?

Buster McTunder

2024-11-08 15:53:18 +0000 UTC

Hey cock, dick, and slit! Question and suggestion for the future, try looking up riders requests of famous musicians when touring and maybe make your own in an extra ammo!

Masonic

2024-11-08 13:53:42 +0000 UTC

Speaking of microwaving squirrels in tinfoil. When my grandma first got a microwave instead of following the instructions and cooking some frozen chicken nuggets for 3 minutes, she thought that wouldn't be long enough and cooked them for 30. Do you have any funny stories about boomers being inept with technology?

PreHeatedToast

2024-11-08 09:12:48 +0000 UTC

Hello to my favorite throuple. I want to let you know that you're wrong on your philosophy for writing gay parodies. I believe if you are gonna do something stupid you should go hard. Because otherwise your stupid idea is just gonna be stupid in execution too. Everything everywhere all at once has so many instances of dumb ideas turning really impactful scenes because they committed to those ideas and were able to explore them beyond surface level. Not saying your gay parodies have to change lives but y'all could put more thought into the lyrics than just man ass and cum is funny.

SKiV_

2024-11-08 07:16:06 +0000 UTC

First time being annoyed by sween long tim being a hater of sween writing in, Would you guy's ever do a human centipede if so who's in which spot middle,front,back

Member of the I hate Sween Coalition

2024-11-08 04:34:03 +0000 UTC

If freed of your life’s limitations, but still within the bounds of relative possibility, what would you do? Who would you be? For example: I knew a man who, if freed from all limitations, would have left his career in manufacturing to become a doctor, and spend his life healing the sick & injured at no cost. To help the needy, was one of his heart’s deepest desires.

Death

2024-11-07 23:18:38 +0000 UTC

First crush and/or prom stories GO!

Yoshi's Egg Smell

2024-11-07 20:01:22 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, put yourselves in a selfish sort of mindset for this question. How exactly does another Trump Presidency affect you? Followup, how would a Harris presidency have affected y'all?

Michael Rojas

2024-11-07 19:51:04 +0000 UTC

Hey Sheldon, Lenard, and Howard. I have come to give derrick some answers on why someone would like the big bang theory. I grew up in a hick town in the mountains on some far cry 5 shit but because my dad was a nerd I was able to engage with nerd culture but I was treated horribly by all my meth addled peers growing up so big bang theory was a show I gravitated towards a lot because it showed me that there was a whole subculture of people who were like me and it made me feel better, although I can understand the criticism the show gets I still have nostalgia for it.

Some Caucazoid

2024-11-07 19:09:50 +0000 UTC

So what do yall think about the porn and video game bans in project 2025 now that the fanta facist is prez again

mattie harris

2024-11-07 18:01:15 +0000 UTC

Whats up my housed overlords. This isn't really a question but the last episode you fellas were talking about pet fish dieing and it reminded me of about how my mom got tired of taking care of my fair fish so she poured salt into the fish tank and killed it because I wasn't taking care of it and she only just told me this last year. Ps really appreciate this podcast and you guys making me laugh all the time.

Imagine Dragons official

2024-11-07 17:33:08 +0000 UTC

Aloha Dark Ones and Chris, Curious what y’all think about Paul vs Tyson? Bad optics/shameful cash grab, or could be something interesting. I’ll shut up and listen. Also bring me pictures of Spider-Man or YOU’RE FIRED!

Just Kidding Simmons

2024-11-07 16:53:02 +0000 UTC

Hey boys just thinking about the time sweeny claimed on an episode that “his friend told him this happened to her” and proceeded to repeat a copy pasta I’ve seen a million times about a girl trying to pull out an ingrown hair and it turned out to be a nerve ending

Sweeny throws bowling balls at children

2024-11-07 14:59:27 +0000 UTC

Can you guys go and episode without shitting on religion Holy fuck it's so annoying. Fuck you here's $5

You would not believe your eyes, if 10 million big black guys, bust on my face as I fell asleep

2024-11-07 14:46:11 +0000 UTC

Hey there Arcane Trickster Rogue, Oathbreaker Paladin and Drakewarden Ranger. Now that Baldur's Gate is back, and is great, and Veilguard is back, and kinda sucks, which Interplay/Bioware franchise do you wanna see return in a hyperrealistic way, maybe with a rewrite? Personally I'd die for an actual Fallout 3 by them or Planescape Torment 2. Cheerios from the other side of the Atlantic!

Interplay Bioware more like Queer Gay and Unnaware

2024-11-07 10:13:40 +0000 UTC

Hey, woke Cerberus! Just curious if there’s a reason gaydioactive, you’ve got a dick in me, etc. aren’t on Spotify. Would love to be able to queue these classics for long car rides with friends! Ps: pls do another advice column soon

Sween’s crispr baby being born in malevolent shrin

2024-11-07 07:13:38 +0000 UTC

Hello George Bush, Jeb Bush, and that fly that keeps buzzing past my ear. Have you tried out AI generated Minecraft? It kinda feels like watching your grandparents age. Anyways, hope you alt right fascists are having a blast now that Trump is back.

All I can say is that my life is pretty gay, I like fucking men in the ass all day, and all i can do is try to ram my dick in yo

2024-11-07 00:11:46 +0000 UTC

Right?

CumTownie

2024-11-06 23:52:53 +0000 UTC

If you could add a new deadly sin, off whatever you want, how menial would you pick?

Mushroom Magistrate

2024-11-06 23:34:32 +0000 UTC

Extra Ammo Idea: New roster of Batman villains, based on shitty people in real life, jumping off point could be Diddy as the Diddler

Dandylion

2024-11-06 21:41:39 +0000 UTC

Wasn't stamperTV on that one too? I at least know he was on another one of those lol

La Raza

2024-11-06 20:42:26 +0000 UTC

Is there a snark tank p.o. box? I want to send art.

I built my goon cave for Sween

2024-11-06 20:10:26 +0000 UTC

How many gallons of piss do you think y'all have made in your lifetime?

silver the hedgehog made me gay

2024-11-06 19:24:02 +0000 UTC

Can ya'll do a livestream today?

Dyslexic Lizard

2024-11-06 18:21:18 +0000 UTC

Upstate NY is basically all red except like 4 counties

silver the hedgehog made me gay

2024-11-06 16:41:12 +0000 UTC

Why is dutchess country so republican? I'm scared.

I built my goon cave for Sween

2024-11-06 16:33:38 +0000 UTC

Who the fuck is Jill stein

silver the hedgehog made me gay

2024-11-06 16:30:20 +0000 UTC

If you actually pay attention to this podcast, I don't think you need to worry about this. I know the results suck, but you might want to calm down

Papa_Gzeus

2024-11-06 15:57:53 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, coming off the election, and it’s unfortunate results, how would you kill a man you trapped in your basement?

I shit literal bricks please help me

2024-11-06 15:32:46 +0000 UTC

Not a question, but if you voted for Jill stein or trump you should kill yourself. Authentically. Just die.

CumTownie

2024-11-06 14:43:18 +0000 UTC

Hail Baron von Pilot, sir Maldonado, and the court jester. If you woke up naked in 1 store during the apocolypse, what store gives you the best chance of survival?

pp. sometimes when i wipe it feels like getting gum out of my hair with a napkin

2024-11-06 14:18:15 +0000 UTC

Hello gay men now that trump is president again is there any faith in humanity left.

Large biscuit maximum joy

2024-11-06 13:20:13 +0000 UTC

Hello dudes! First time patron this month, I've been listening since after I graduated from college in 2021. (Proud Trans Gal Minnesotan and would like to confirm a lot of what we do up here is drink and fuck. You are all right on the money.) What's one genre of game that you SWEAR is up your alley, but no matter how hard you try to get into it, it just doesn't click for you? For me, I feel like I'd love RTS games but for some reason I can't get myself to sit down and play the damn things.

ItsEmma

2024-11-06 09:41:30 +0000 UTC

How greasy should a NYC slice be?

anand zorig

2024-11-06 01:54:16 +0000 UTC

With the Election happening I have only one question: Which President would you guys fuck? The version that you would fuck would be them during their Presidency (so no Crypt Keeper Jimmy Carter)

Keith David but he's a MAGA supporter

2024-11-06 01:41:37 +0000 UTC

Update on the toilet fungus?

Whimsic

2024-11-05 19:57:21 +0000 UTC

Here's a relevant but unimportant question; If you could make any fictional character the President, who would you pick? I feel like Arbiter would be a good one. But probably a real Warhawk.

Get back here COCKER!! COCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL SUCK YOU TILL THE ENDS OF THE E

2024-11-05 19:52:48 +0000 UTC

If you could wage war (GOW original trilogy style) on any group of people, who would you choose? I personally would pick frat boys or red pill influencers. My Zeus would be Charlie Kirk.

Sween’s crispr baby being born in malevolent shrin

2024-11-05 19:11:42 +0000 UTC

Sup my n words soft a. If you got paid 1000 dollars each time you kill your self how often you doing it. Time goes on, and no one will remember you dying.

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

2024-11-05 13:29:01 +0000 UTC

Hello Tom Macdonald,Lil Wayne and Rod Wave. Simple question what's the closest you've come to hitting someone else's child as an adult for me it was the other day at work when a small white child called me a bitch and the hard r cheers lads

Sweeny TCG's first customer

2024-11-05 12:07:00 +0000 UTC

CHRISTOPHA, when are you gonna remaster Reality Calls? it’s a dope ass album and id kill to see your modern talents applied to it

Dandylion

2024-11-05 08:09:07 +0000 UTC

mob boss voice Aye Chris, BG3 was hard for me too eh. Downloaded a mod, see, it murked the party limit. This way I can win every encounter without a problem aye. But I can still fail dice rolls ya see. Also can we get more Black Mike Ermentraut.

GreyGhost still wants Superman to have a gun

2024-11-05 05:37:32 +0000 UTC

Hello, you silly little blacks and Derrick. Have you ever seen or heard someone so punchable that you actually had to rerestrain yourself? For me, it was one dude in college that I've psionically tuned out of my brain and the Bently girl who taps all iver expensive cars and says the brand name in a stupid fafake, played up accent.

cum the color of sangria

2024-11-05 05:14:45 +0000 UTC

Hey y’all. What’s your most obvious instance in media of a drop of in quality following an individuals departure from the production team, weather it be writer, developer, producer, or a musician leaving a band. Mine was when the drummer of avenged sevenfold passed away. They put out an album every other year from 2000-2010 but since his death in 2010 they have only written 3 albums, including an album worse than their shitty, try hard, hardcore/metal core debut album. Unsurprisingly when I looked at their credits he was credited as the main writer for a lot of their catalog, most of which turned into big hits. RIP Jimmy

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

2024-11-05 05:12:25 +0000 UTC

Hey snarkettes, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A GUEST ON THE SHOW

kai

2024-11-05 04:45:53 +0000 UTC

Please talk about how much Kai Leng sucks.

Cumming on his skin! The gaping will not yield!

2024-11-05 00:46:49 +0000 UTC

If Dr. Umar came out with a video saying Derrick is "coon of the century" would you be starstruck?

Pissin' n Wizzin'

2024-11-04 20:05:31 +0000 UTC

Why is every local pizza shop named joes seriously there’s like 20 pizza shops near me all named joes and all have the exact same font, yet none of them are owned by the same person. are they stupid?

XxxTentaction really named his son Gay Cum

2024-11-04 18:33:02 +0000 UTC

What are some sayings, bits, or mannerisms that you know you have picked up from other friends and content creators?

Yoshi's Egg Smell

2024-11-04 17:53:14 +0000 UTC

To complete the trio, who’s the 3rd pizza based character you guys think would complement the pizzarine and pizza time?

GEARSxWARRIOR

2024-11-04 16:06:01 +0000 UTC

Hello all you fucking animals. Chris, hearing Colin in his normal ass voice read out the “hughie bounce on me cock” name was like hearing your teacher read out a note you’ve been passing around. When will the crossover be too much? Will having Colin on Snark Tank make it worse?

Walmart Brand

2024-11-04 15:14:31 +0000 UTC

What was Derick’s reaction to Max Holloway getting knocked the fuck out after I told everyone Topuria was going to do it

A smiling friend named Bryan

2024-11-04 12:41:05 +0000 UTC

Hello family. Why are there so many bad people in this world? Is it a Caribbean thing?

pudge

2024-11-04 09:14:00 +0000 UTC

What's the blackest thing each of you has done? ESPECIALLY Chris.

cum the color of sangria

2024-11-04 09:01:21 +0000 UTC

Hey you My favorite thing to do online now, is to post threats, but minus the threat. My favorite so far has been a george Carlin quote "why don't we just these people"

cum the color of sangria

2024-11-04 09:00:25 +0000 UTC

Hey Kermit, Animal, and Fozzie! With the Game Awards next month I have a question for you guys: What 6 games from this year were your games of the year?

Keith David but he's a MAGA supporter

2024-11-04 08:46:04 +0000 UTC

Hello Chief, Arbiter and Craig Just finished skimming the walkthrough of Halo Infinite's campaign. Modern studios loss sight of the basic pillars of making a narrative (Threat creep, Realism to the world, and Curation of narrative). Question: What would you change in Infinite's narrative? 1 joke, 1 serious.

Alcoholic Master Chief Yelling CORTANAAAA

2024-11-04 08:05:42 +0000 UTC

What up Gay? 190 questions in two days, you guys need to do like 4 more Extra Ammos per week to catch up, otherwise """""questions""""" like this one ain't ever getting read. fuc

wait woah, hold on, this guy is subscribed to the patreon for $300, he's so cool and probably has lots of friends and a huge PP

2024-11-04 07:38:05 +0000 UTC

Hello caucasoid and the negroids. Apologies for being gay, but kingston, have you really given modern tyler the creator enough of a chance? I feel like youre being randomly closed minded cuz he has a lot of songs i think you would like and relate to. Theres this one called New Magic Wand where he raps about killing a girl because shes dating a guy he likes. Theres also Garden Shed where estelle sings and then tyler raps about hows hes gay. Hes the spitting image of you !

Fun fact - that entire black panther end fight was animated from scratch within 6 weeks right before the film released

2024-11-04 05:30:26 +0000 UTC

Hey gang, I wanted to share in Chris's hatred of Halo 4 although my halo experience was very different as I had only played halo 3 before playing halo 4 so I actually really liked halo 4 because my 12 year old kid brained assumed it was just the evolution of the previous game, and at the time story was less important to me, Then halo 5 came out and i liked it more because it was better than 4. It took me till i was 20 to play through the master chief collection with my friends and i realized how foolish i was. as we started from the beginning with CE and when we got to 4 i was excited and by the time we beat it i never wanted to play it again, it paled in comparison in every way an absolutely convoluted and most egregious of all BORING!

Some Caucazoid

2024-11-04 02:06:09 +0000 UTC

My question is: do you worry that your ironic grifting could lead to real social turmoil? Consider the various 4chan pranks that have infiltrated the real world. Also, your names are Lil' Clitler, Enwordo, and "The Don".

Staingo Jenkins

2024-11-03 23:52:21 +0000 UTC

RIP Firewalk Studios. I mean.....at least you tried I think???

Trump Deep-Throating Bear Necks

2024-11-03 23:41:13 +0000 UTC

Recently found out the Bible has been translated into patois. Just thought you'd want to know.

iSho

2024-11-03 19:36:15 +0000 UTC

Any sort of Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry David moments? I'll give an example of what I'm talking about. One time, when I went out to eat, I had stopped my car to let a black family cross through the parking lot. As I was waiting, a car to my left began backing up, seemingly not noticing they were about to hit my car. I honked to get the car's attention, but the black family gave me a dirty look. I'm assuming they thought I was honking at them, not seeing the car to my left. They ended up being in the same resturaunt I was going to and I saw them shoot me another dirty look when they spotted me. Luckily, no confrontation, but it was crazy uncomfortable. edit: I realize now that what I've explained is simply "a misunderstanding." question still stands

Cult of The Golden God

2024-11-03 19:32:02 +0000 UTC

What’s up bois, What was the gayest and dumbest opinion you had when you were younger that makes you cringe today?

Barsoap, The Gay Bar Of Soap

2024-11-03 18:11:23 +0000 UTC

Have you guys ever considered making a thread with a prompt/theme for questions/stories from the audience?

Yoshi's Egg Smell

2024-11-03 18:08:16 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris, i may be wrong but i think the guy from the broken AC sketch you were talking about is naznotfunny on IG, follow me while you’re at it, im ant_beneviento. edit: yeah i found the video ts is hilarious, if you cant find it on his page ill send it your way

Dandylion

2024-11-03 17:18:41 +0000 UTC

If you could invite any fictional character onto the show as a guest, who would it be and why? To keep things interesting, not only is that particular character made "real" to appear on the show, so too is the corresponding fictional metaphysics, characters, and lore of their native universe. All of this will immediately take affect as soon as the invite is sent, effectively "merging" both universes. Eg. If you decided to invite Majin Vegeta on the show, there would be ki users, and other Dragon Ball characters, running amok in the world, as ki is now an actual thing that people can harness.

Roadside Piss Bottle

2024-11-03 17:18:38 +0000 UTC

Hello Double N and the S. Your conversation about giving some guy in the past modern porn melting his brain. Reminded me about how Starlink (Elon's internet satellite thing) was given to remote Amazon tribes like the Marubo people. After weeks of use they became phone addicted gooners

Mr. Hot Salsa

2024-11-03 16:52:22 +0000 UTC

Sup boyos. I’ve been trying to learn guitar scales and I feel like I’m not retaining anything. Do y’all have any advice for someone trying to learn that gay shit? Also seen great work on the weight loss, very cool

Majin George Costanza

2024-11-03 15:56:40 +0000 UTC

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my human taxidermy flesh light and dildo business will pop off trust me

2024-11-03 15:30:28 +0000 UTC

Hello trash cans. I also grew up in ulster county. Woodstock specifically. Have you ever been? It’s not what you think. They have Trump rally’s now 😂😂

Immortal Gordo

2024-11-03 15:18:59 +0000 UTC

Hey spick, spook and sped. Not a question but I do have a suggestion for an extra ammo. Comedian Che Durena recently conducted an experiment on whether squirt is piss, in the form of a taste test, the video is on the Hub and features goated pornstar Joanna Angel. React and discuss his findings?

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

2024-11-03 12:09:30 +0000 UTC

Hello my favourite podcast friends im Turing 19 in a bit a wanted to know What's the best present you've ever received lots of love your biggest fan fred

Freddie your bigges fan

2024-11-03 11:23:46 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas (derogatory), long time listner, first time askerer. Serious hypothetical, would you rather shit watermelons or urinate rectangles? Thanks for keeping me awake at night.

Evil Fucked Up Imp

2024-11-03 10:54:08 +0000 UTC

Hey cum, piss, and shit, i love your gay parodies but i do have some hopefully constructive criticism. I feel you guys have a sort of limited gay vocabulary, if you guys are feeling brave and want to improve i reccomend looking into some real gay shit. Animan studios vids, dreamybull, digbar's music, and any thugshakers content, etc. Godspeed gentlemen

The dyslexic casting director in charge of hiring GINGERS

2024-11-03 10:46:45 +0000 UTC

Hey Sween, get glasses you punk ass neighbor

SPECIAL NEEDS CANNON!!

2024-11-03 06:35:10 +0000 UTC

Hey there, SAE 0w10, 5w20 and 15w50. You know that feeling of visceral weakness and exposure that comes with sneezing several times in a row? What would be each of your general reactions to being immediately checked into he temple after ssneezing full force 4 times in a row. Ps there's a thing called photic sneezing and basically means your sneezes can be triggered by a drastic change in like (looking at the sun, going outside, etc)

cum the color of sangria

2024-11-03 06:28:36 +0000 UTC

Greetings the voices. Chris I know what sound effect you were talking about on Ed, Edd, n Eddy. The old retarded man jacking off sound is actually an orangutan howl. I downloaded a file containing all of the sound effects from the show. Contact me if you want it.

Mr. Hot Salsa

2024-11-03 04:50:38 +0000 UTC

To Mr. Pilot, why the fuck do you say "this looks like Fortnite" any 3D video game that's even remotely stylized despite it looking nothing like that fucking game I hate you

More like dumb stupid fucking idiot Jameson

2024-11-03 04:31:31 +0000 UTC

Hello Negra, Arroryo, and Lane. Since you guys are together will you be experimenting with Snark Tank video projects a la Cold Ones? Stay safe dudes, thanks for the many hours of putting a smile on this lil critters face.

Clark

2024-11-03 04:30:28 +0000 UTC

Hey cock, dick and penis. Not really a question but assuming you flesh out the lore of shirtman we should get shirtman merch. Also i think if shirt man had a sidekick his name should be shortboy and he should just be really small and wear shorts only.

Sticklarry

2024-11-03 03:47:04 +0000 UTC

Damn it! Well, so long and thanks for all the laughs

Debirez

2024-11-03 03:09:16 +0000 UTC

You gotta stop watching the podcast bro your not homeless anymore

Man Of Action

2024-11-03 03:08:32 +0000 UTC

Hello Marques from PlayStation, Mr Popo and Milo from Atlantis (side note chris you should do that) My question for my parasocial ear gremlins is this! What’s something you have picked up in life that you feel you have the best advice to give. Example me personally I feel that I’m the perfect story of “don’t put your dreams on pause for anyone” love yall and big love to Lilly! Big love from your homeless Disney cast member in the patron, and yes I got the hook up on tickets Sween!

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

2024-11-03 01:47:57 +0000 UTC

hello my heralds, the silver spermer, cock rider, and the incredible cuck i keep chained im the basement. now that we have established that sween does indeed like musicals, and with the most recent saga having just come out, i was wondering if yall have heard any of "epic the musical" a retelling of the odyssey.

Galacdick Devouer of Balls

2024-11-03 01:45:38 +0000 UTC

Hey Gaygaygay and gay and gayest, I’m wondering if you guys knew that Micah Moriarty has in fact pulled a prank by putting a dead SHARK in her neighbors mailbox. Not recently but when she was young. I thought you guys would find this amusing and sounds like a lie Chris would make up.

Dolphin Cum Jelly

2024-11-03 01:37:09 +0000 UTC

Asmongold got the Aamon Animations treatment.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

2024-11-02 23:00:02 +0000 UTC

Why is Sweeney like that?

Wolf Haley

2024-11-02 22:59:34 +0000 UTC

Hey there melanin kings, Can each of you remember the moment you became conscious? For example, when I was in kindergarten I forgot to pull up my pants after using the bathroom. I walked out with my acorn dick out and everyone saw. That was the moment I became self aware.

The wet bandits but gay lol

2024-11-02 22:50:50 +0000 UTC

Hello coaly trinity, What's the dumbest thing you've cried to? I used to work 80 hrs a week, 7 days a week and I got in a spiraling depression. I was stuck in traffic and suddenly Jingle Bell Rock came on the radio. It was the first time in months I felt happiness like that and I cried tears of joy. I sang louder than I ever have while pounding the steering wheel. Do you have any similar experiences where something silly ended up being the straw that broke the camel's back?

Belvin, Mother of the Joker

2024-11-02 20:52:21 +0000 UTC

Black cocks dicks… come on dude

My Piss Poo (Blink number 1 and 2)

2024-11-02 20:06:24 +0000 UTC

New York style pizza

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

2024-11-02 20:00:52 +0000 UTC

I prefer Black Cocks six

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

2024-11-02 19:54:54 +0000 UTC

Hello kings of the homeless and homos, I was raised in a white family, which was great except I never learned proper hygiene and skin care (I'm the guy that uses body soap with their bare hands.) My question is: what soaps, lotions, and other products do you guys use, and where do you get them? Specifically that African Soap mentioned that one time sounds divine.

Whimsic

2024-11-02 19:45:43 +0000 UTC

Hey gays. Is Sweeny actually antisemitic? I'm kind of worried. I get that you guys make jokes about loads of different kinds of people, but sweeny seems serious when he talks about Jews running organisations and other shit. No I'm not talking about Israel, so don't think I'm a zionist or anything. I hate Israel too.

Man Of Action

2024-11-02 19:19:46 +0000 UTC

You have now body swapped with the person you dislike the most, how do you live your life from here on? Remember, they are now in YOUR body, as well.

Yoshi's Egg Smell

2024-11-02 19:14:41 +0000 UTC

Hello professor dad, Phillip Seymour Johnson, and Derrick. For Derrick and Kingston, I’ve been interested in getting into hip hop. My music taste is profoundly wide ranging, with many of my favorite artists coming from rock, jazz, blues, country, punk, metal, and even reggaeton. Are there any artists you may recommend, or specific songs even? I like fast paced and melodic music, or music that starts slow and builds up to something powerful. If it helps my three favorite artists are Metallica, Pink Floyd, and Green Day

Chris please cover American idiot I’ll donate 100

2024-11-02 19:07:03 +0000 UTC

Hello again you handsome, homo hombres. If you could physically change your co-hosts' bodies in any way to annoy or inconvenience them, what would you do? Personally I think it would be hilarious if: Chris was slightly shorter but had a dick that was 7" soft, if Derrick had skinny legs but an even bigger ass, and if Kingston was just Aryan

Papa_Gzeus

2024-11-02 18:08:44 +0000 UTC

Hello my Nigerias not a Question but an idea do a snarktank election night live stream taking the piss out of it because no matter who wins we all lose.

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

2024-11-02 17:26:18 +0000 UTC

What's up you insipid homunculi fucks, a few years back I found a vod of Chris playing No Cock Like Horsecock on stream. I must ask, does Chris still enjoy Horse Cock and can he please play the song again for us homeless.

Nostradumbass

2024-11-02 16:58:41 +0000 UTC

Hey boyos, I always hear you guys talk about a lot of different bands that I love like system and rage, but I dont think you guys talk about Tool much, what do you guys think of them?

I shit literal bricks please help me

2024-11-02 15:51:17 +0000 UTC

Hello Snark, Tank and The. I've been a listener since episode 0, so I'd like to hear what your favourite corners of the elaborate Snark Tank Universe are? For some reason I was recently reminded of supreme overlord Kim Jong Un and his Keith David Corps and felt ashamed I could ever forget.

Carth Onasi did nothing wrong

2024-11-02 15:33:48 +0000 UTC

What kind of havoc could the three of you wreak with a death note?

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

2024-11-02 14:49:55 +0000 UTC

Hi big bear, little bear, and the bowl of porridge. What's the dumbest reason you ever got into an argument with a partner?

Hung Sheldon

2024-11-02 14:27:49 +0000 UTC

Not a question but Tim walz finally called Elon musk gay. We are one step closer to Bernie calling trump a fat retard

splish splash I was gaping his ass

2024-11-02 14:24:09 +0000 UTC

Hello Three's Company (the classic 70's sitcom). Did you guys see the Critikal video where Charlie talks about Google being sued by Russia for $2.5 Decillion? I guess it's over Google banning certain Russian channels from search results.

Trump Deep-Throating Bear Necks

2024-11-02 14:00:53 +0000 UTC

Do you think asmongold would do well stranded on an island? Would he eat bugs or would he just curl up and die?

Dragon Jay Z

2024-11-02 13:40:23 +0000 UTC

Hello boys, haven't got a question yet but I just wanted to suggest using a compressor or just straight up limiter on Sween's audio track if you haven't already because holy shit he moves back from the mic so often. He'll go off on some gobbledygook and is barely audible. Long time listener and homeless for almost 2 years now. Thanks for the laughs!

The only homeless Sri Lankan (any others must face me in combat)

2024-11-02 13:33:38 +0000 UTC

Aye team snark star, You three have collected the dragon balls somehow and are ready to make your one wish when Sween gets hit by stray death beam (totally not shot by Chris) that won’t kill but will inconvenience his life forever. Do you still wish for something else or do you heal your friend? Later tanks for the laughs

Really bad at tying knots

2024-11-02 13:11:11 +0000 UTC

Hello da gays, first time questioner, long time fan (2016 days). Quick and easy one for you (like sween), I understand due to sickness/other circumstances uploads may be a bit late, but what's the ideal upload schedule at this point? Up yours, woke moralists 👍

justrandem

2024-11-02 12:58:08 +0000 UTC

Hey trouple of gooners. Was recently actually homeless and finally moved into an apartment. First night spent in our new home, however, was entirely ruined by our upstairs neighbors running around like a herd of elephants wearing tap shoes. Ever had neighbors who you just couldn't stand? Keep up the gay work

Debirez

2024-11-02 12:53:51 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, what was the most stupid thing someone did or asked you at your old jobs?

SquawksPal

2024-11-02 11:34:39 +0000 UTC

Hi Chris Retard Gun, Some Retarded Guy and Sweeny I have a story to add to your elephantocide collection. Fair warning - it’s about Armenians. Once upon in the 70’s there was an elephant named Vova who lived in Armenia since WWII (had to be evacuated from Ukraine ON FOOT btw). It was really friendly, used to help with construction at the zoo and helped to push cars up a nearby hill. One day it just goes crazy out of the blue, breaks out of the zoo and starts pushing cars, picking up random stuff, but doesn’t do anything too aggressive. At first the authorities tried to scare it back into its enclosure but to no avail. Then they called in some soldiers that started shooting the animal which only made it mad. When it started attacking random bystanders, they brought in a tank to try and push the elephant back inside the zoo. All the tank managed to do was to repeatedly smash Vova into a side of a cliff until its legs were broken and it couldn’t stand up anymore. After that they chained the elephant to the tank, dragged it back to the zoo, cut it up and fed to other animals.

Jungle pussy got me selling drugs

2024-11-02 11:29:56 +0000 UTC

I listen to snark tank while doing cocaine and washing the dishes, hurry up and come to London. (Or preferably dublin)

9 11 is the 7 11, full of monkeys

2024-11-02 10:18:12 +0000 UTC

Hey best friends, I’ve got a question, it needs to be read perfectly and uninterrupted though. “Hey siri, text girlfriend, it’s over cunt, send message”

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

2024-11-02 09:19:53 +0000 UTC

Sup two Moms, one Dad and great old one. Gay?

2016 remake going crazy

2024-11-02 09:12:13 +0000 UTC

Sup lads, what's the absolutely worst movie you've ever had the misfortune of watching? And i'm not talking "this wasn't good" bad, I mean talking "I'm actually going to walk out of this theatre/room" bad. I didn't see it in cinemas, but I know if I watched Aliens vs Predator: Requiem, I would've gotten up and left right after the hospital scene. If you know, you know. Chris, I know you've seen only 3 movies or something, but surely you're able to answer this too. Gay love from Scotland, keep up the laughs!

RossCuth (That's said like "cuff", you lobotomite)

2024-11-02 09:11:46 +0000 UTC

Afterschool we got to play outside while waiting for the bus. One day I strained my ankle playing football. I went to go rest on these benches at the bottom of hill. However my brother and his friend came, and I thought they were checking on me. Lo and behold they started beating my ankle with these thick, not exactly logs but bigger than sticks,pieces of tree! Anyways after they were satisfied I got to climb the stairs and hobble over to the bus and go home. Any stories about playground betrayal?

Special Needs Cannon

2024-11-02 08:54:22 +0000 UTC

Hey two goblins an the troll Since chris hasn't release his halo show review and mabye never will, i would like you guy to make your own halo movie like your gears extra ammo, and i suggest that cortana is played by trump. Don't forget like you usually do on ideas like these

randeep kang

2024-11-02 08:29:01 +0000 UTC

Hello, my 3 favorite sassy, gay men! This might be old news, but on the off-chance; have you three heard of the 2011 short film, "A Strange Thing About The Johnsons"? It's about a son r@ping his own dad, brutally. If this is new information, then have fun with it. Cheers.

The Senate

2024-11-02 07:21:06 +0000 UTC

Hello closeted straights, What is something that you hated upon first encountering it, but then grew to love it after coming back to it a few years later? For me, it was the RE2 Remake.

Donating grandma's ashes to Goodwill

2024-11-02 06:13:08 +0000 UTC

Not a question, but have you ever heard the story of "BrownNosePup"? He was a furry on Twitter who had a fetish for eating actual shit. Human and animal, including his own. He would post pictures of his "meals" on Twitter the way Sween posts his dinners, and it would just be plates of shit. He got institutionalized because of it. He eventually DIED because it got to the point where he would only eat his own shit, and effectively starved himself to death because he was getting absolutely no nutrient for his body to survive. He was probably riddled with shit-eating-related diseases as well that helped speed up his death. Anyways, have a good day!

Doombringer

2024-11-02 04:37:53 +0000 UTC

If you could play Tekken Ball IRL with anyone who would it be?

I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!

2024-11-02 04:34:33 +0000 UTC

Hey yall, wanna know if there's anything from your younger years that you've definitely outgrown, and is a little cringey, but you're still perfectly fine rocking with. For me it's fucking Hollywood Undead, stupid white boy party music, but fuck if they weren't my favorite when I was like 15-19. Have a sweet day yall and stay blessed.

AllHandsOnDick

2024-11-02 04:24:48 +0000 UTC

Not a question, but an idea. Why don't you guys do a patreon exclusive Big Bang Theory watchalong? I think you can get away with it if it's only on patreon.

DanTheManWithThePants

2024-11-02 04:13:37 +0000 UTC

happy late halloween you gay pirates, quick question for you all: what is your favorite sneaker/shoe of all time? i'm planning out some custom sneaker designs (derrick already knows about this as i dm'ed him on instagram forever ago) so i need some more ideas of what type of shoes you like!

today i learned meth was first discovered and created in japan, yet another amazing contribution they have made to american soci

2024-11-02 04:10:43 +0000 UTC

Question for Derrick. I'm going to Vegas this month. Are there any spots you would recommend to visit. Restaurants/bars/shops etc

Heath Smoker going is off to Vegas.

2024-11-02 03:57:12 +0000 UTC

Good morrow gents, you guys talk about Bioware, Bethesda, lots of different console games for obvious and enjoyed reasons. My question is, have you guys played many Valve games and which are your favorite?

Putting black face on my light bulbs

2024-11-02 03:53:15 +0000 UTC

Hey gents, easy question for ya. Is there a genre of games you just can't seem to get into? For me, I've always wanted to get into RTS games (such as Halo Wars) but my brain just can't keep up. Stay frosty.

Gay Gamer, A Gaymer If You Will

2024-11-02 03:42:27 +0000 UTC

Hello my three best friends. I am once again reminding you that I am happy to take up that podcast toe sucker job that we previously discussed. I am happy to place each and every one of your little piggley wiggleys in my mouth and all I ask in return is that I am paid a fair and honest wage. Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you further.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

2024-11-02 03:41:01 +0000 UTC

What’s up darkie dark and Monkey bunch. My question is what creator is your biggest “what if they took it seriously”, whether it’s a dead channel or a featured friend of a creator that never fully took that leap. Mine is Savannah Stuckmayer, a very talented vocalist that mostly only featured on a few of Jonathan young’s early Disney covers & stopped featuring after Jon moved to CA. my personal fav is their duet of “I won’t say I’m in love” from Hercules. Thanks for the laughs as always

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

2024-11-02 03:21:59 +0000 UTC

Alright Snarkoleptics In one of the recent episodes, Derrick told Sween to "sell him on One Piece", and I think I actually have a decent way. Very recently, a One Piece TV special called One Piece Fan Letter was released, and is already regarded by many fans as one of the best episodes in the series. It has new likeable characters, fantastic animation, and while a non One Piece fan like Derrick might not get as much out of it, I'd say it would still give him a good idea about what makes One Piece so special/

1800s YouTube be like 'Civil War situation is crazy'

2024-11-02 03:14:22 +0000 UTC

Hey there gents, With Halloween done and Thanksgiving and Christmas coming up soon, what are some movies you guys might consider your own personal holiday classics (As in it being almost tradition to rewatch every year during specific holidays)? For me, I'm a bit partial to Shaun of the Dead (Halloween), Planes, Trains and Automobiles (Thanksgiving) and Christmas Vacation (Christmas). What are yours?

Johnny Somali 2 Korean Boogaloo

2024-11-02 03:05:01 +0000 UTC

No clever pun because I'm gay, sween should know Derrick introduced us. Metallica is a stand in jojos that has the power to control metal,it xan camouflage the user and stich together limbs,but the scary part is it can use the iron in your blood to make scissors or nails burst out from your body and also make you vomit razor blades.(wonder of u is far dunmber)

Crimson

2024-11-02 02:49:08 +0000 UTC

I am watching older episodes and read a comment on one that says “I’m seriously expecting a #metoo story against Derrick the way way he talks” This promoted me to wonder, what’s the most unhinged comments ya’ll have ever gotten about yourself?

The Talibum

2024-11-02 02:34:40 +0000 UTC

I'm 6 hours and 111 questions late, I'll try my luck next month.

Cold Pressing Mosquitos For Profit

2024-11-02 02:27:13 +0000 UTC

Why

Wolfang Ramirez

2024-11-02 02:04:40 +0000 UTC

Hello Thing 1, Thing 2, and The Thing That Should Not Be. Long time name changer, first time question asker. My question is short and simple: who would win in a fight to the death, Batman or Spiderman? Any era, any location, totally up to you guys. Thanks for all the laughs over the years, have a good one :)

The Onion fucking bought InfoWars that's not a joke look it up it's real

2024-11-02 01:42:36 +0000 UTC

If you read my question and my name gets cut off because Patreon is weird with long names it’s ‘The Jar Chris uses for his Mary Jane figure’

The Jar Chris uses for his Mary Jane figure

2024-11-02 01:24:54 +0000 UTC

Not a question, but a statement. I actually find myself saying "oh my god would you shit the fuck up?c out loud when yall have an argument that reaches past the 5 minute timer.

cum the color of sangria

2024-11-02 01:15:51 +0000 UTC

Hello, the voices in my head telling me to commit crimes. Just a response to Derrick admitting to pissing all over the inside of a Porta Potty. As someone who's actual job it is to clean Porta Potties, I can promise you that pissing all over one isn't that egregious. I once found an entire plaster arm cast in one, not to mention the countless condoms and vibrators. Anyways have fun with THAT visual

I 360 no scoped JFK

2024-11-02 01:15:15 +0000 UTC

I've been listening to the podcast since episode 00 and I always heard Chris and sweet talk about Adobo so I caved and got some at the Mexican store. I am now a devout follower of GOYA Adobo. Not their beans though.

cum the color of sangria

2024-11-02 01:14:39 +0000 UTC

Hello least dysfuntional polycule With the conversations you guys had about fictional characters with "coded" race (Piccolo, some other second example idfk) I wanted to know. If you could pick a specific fictional character and permanently change their ethnicity, which character would you pick and what ethnicity would you choose for maximum chaos? Been watchin since I started watchin I don't keep track but keep up the good work. P.S Hot tub episode when?

Chieftain Cigarello

2024-11-02 00:49:58 +0000 UTC

Sup Penis, Dick, and Cock On episode 267 all you mentioned that you'll never let your children listen to this podcast and I think that's a good decision. For example, One of the Hodgetwins has a daughter that has a YouTube channel. She does reaction content, her fans recommend her dad's old clips and there was one video that had her dad said "I was so depressed that would stroke my mushroom tip to fuck magazines late at night. I would bust all over myself and I was so depressed that I wouldn't even clean the cum off my chest and I would go to bed like that" The look of terror and disgust had me dying of and laughter for minutes and hopefully it reinforces your decision on this topic. PS Sweeney wish me luck in the local Jelqing competition, I've been training all summer and I'm going for gold this year.

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

2024-11-02 00:32:55 +0000 UTC

Good day gentlemen, could you fart so hard your balls explode?

Carpeted Microwave

2024-11-02 00:20:59 +0000 UTC

Hey the three stages of metamorphosis! How do you deal with the intense need to scream in existential agony when you’re living in an apartment? I frequently feel the need to let unfettered emotion rip through my vocal cords in a futile attempt to produce enough sound to damage the world that is hurting me so. But the neighbors get upset and my landlord keeps telling me to stop :/ Also you guys ever try Round Table Pizza? As far as pizza chains go in California, it’s definitely expensive but bar none the best quality as far as chains go. Have a good one! Don’t pass any kidney stones!

Degenerate Dave

2024-11-01 23:50:07 +0000 UTC

Hey Derrick and Sween, and chris I guess, how would you guys rank the Breaking Bad seasons?

Kingston, stop gaping your asshole, My Grandma keeps licking the screen

2024-11-01 23:48:43 +0000 UTC

Hello left ball, right ball and shaft. I had an experience startlingly similar to Chris tricking his friend into thinking he was literally Vegeta. Do you guys have any more stories of you tricking your acquaintances into believing hilariously impossible things? For a new example, one time I convinced a bully in the neighborhood that I was going so much faster on my bike by standing all the way up on the bike and slamming down with all my weight with each pedal. He proceeded to explode his pedals off his brand new bike. I am a November birthday boy (the 16th) so pwease read my question.

MojaveScribe

2024-11-01 23:43:59 +0000 UTC

HELLO the chris, Derrick but spelled how a white guy would spell it, and the one who can't use a mic properly, Invent a new word! That's all. And no, you can't use figgernaggot

Baldur's Gape

2024-11-01 23:42:08 +0000 UTC

Greetings two and a half minorities there are many games that don't seem like a difficult type of game to clone but only have one or two "name brand" titles (compare the amount of modern military shooters that have existed over the years, to mario party, the only comparable games are Crash Bash on the ps1 and a side mode in sonic and the secret rings). what really unique games have you played that you want to see more devs rip off?

In '75 the CIA ousted the Australian Prime minister over Pine Gap

2024-11-01 23:40:26 +0000 UTC

Hey butt! If ya'll dated Taylor Swift and broke her heart what would her song be about? (How you hurt her physically and physically, etc.) P.S. Derek when you and Jojo get divorced who gets the cum?

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

2024-11-01 23:36:16 +0000 UTC

Hey you fucks! Have you guys thought about softening the show of its edginess to be more appealing to advertisers? It's not a suggestion, as I love the degenerative depravity the show invokes. It's more just in reference to yalls aspirations for the show to grow and get to a point where the it generates loads of moolah. Cum.

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

2024-11-01 23:33:50 +0000 UTC

Hello dick, dick, and Richard. Please discuss the fall of the Soviet union. Real shit though, what is y’all’s favorite episode of SpongeBob and why is it the one where they kill the health inspector? Much love

Dank McObamna, Lord of Drone Strikes

2024-11-01 23:32:43 +0000 UTC

hello background noise barely keeping me sane while working overnights. GAY retarded Communist son or Alt-right MAGA daughter?

Goonimus Prime

2024-11-01 23:28:33 +0000 UTC

Hey Gay Tank! I finally tried out Alan Wake and Control last month and those were great. Thing is, I remember when they initially came out and I didn't get them cause I thought that they looked stupid and gay. So, question is: What is something (show, game, etc.) that looked dumb and gay to you at first but then years later you find out that you actually love it?

Keith David but he's a MAGA supporter

2024-11-01 23:24:31 +0000 UTC

Hi gays! Given what we saw during the Trump presidency, would any of y’all undo the results of the 2016 election and have Hillary be the winner instead?

Uncle Remus constantly singing the n word

2024-11-01 23:24:24 +0000 UTC

Hey gooners, Just wanted to let you all know about 2 years ago on the 28th of august i crashed on an ebike while listening to the podcast, breaking my left wrist and ring finger on impact 2 days before my first uni semester started. Enjoy the knowledge, ambulance ride was chill cus im not american.

falle

2024-11-01 23:17:21 +0000 UTC

Hello, schlong slingers. We know Sweeney showers in his sneakers, but why did nobody acknowledge Derrick showering with his earbuds in? Also, I'm one of your members that have never played RDR or RDR 2, so my knowledge of the characters boil down to Majin Micah and the gang in gay denial

GothicDecay

2024-11-01 23:17:07 +0000 UTC

Hello meat gundams. If you could bring down any company you hate at the snap of a finger, which would you choose and why? Out of pure spite for doing everything possible to ruin emulation, I’m going with Nintendo. Have a great day

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

2024-11-01 23:06:38 +0000 UTC

Hello you three beautiful queers what's a life lesson that you were told throughout your childhood but it turned out to be complete bullshit or even surprisingly true?

Trump Deep-Throating Bear Necks

2024-11-01 22:52:01 +0000 UTC

Hey yall, just a quick question and small thing. How much would I have to pay to have sween speak in patwa for a whole episode? Also a guy at my work confused sweens fucked face on my scum bag hoodie for one of the guys on Aba & Peach and thought it was funny. Hope yall have a nice day

Young Sheldon trebucheted into Joe Rogan

2024-11-01 22:49:45 +0000 UTC

So out of Little Red Fellow’s villain roster, who do you want to see as the main villain of the upcoming film? I really hope they use Shirt-Man.

Dandylion

2024-11-01 22:43:00 +0000 UTC

hi you ugly freaks. Do you think a song with bad drums would be better off with no drums

Benis

2024-11-01 22:38:06 +0000 UTC

Any chance we can get the Patreon Subscriber feed integrated to Spotify? I know Colin (or more than likely, Dustin) was able to get Last Stand Media's Patreon sub feed linked up.

Kingstons Grandma

2024-11-01 22:17:32 +0000 UTC

Hey Spawn, Chun Li and Chiatsu. Would you rather get superman powers, but have to be at your heart manually. Or be able to cum elements, helium, iodine, cum, cum, gold, etc.

Jack (off) Johnson. It's as simple as cumming in multiple holesAint no bitches as thick as my bubble butt bros. From the dick of

2024-11-01 22:13:32 +0000 UTC

Hello raving dipshits(and the other guy) now that the literal real life election is either imminent or happened already can we PLEASE get the election for your dictatorships like you planned in like MAY? Much love

ThanksDickingAKAThecockwizard

2024-11-01 22:13:25 +0000 UTC

Greetings Snarky Boys. Which characters would make the roster in a Seinfeld fighting game?

Nicholas Brilhart

2024-11-01 22:03:56 +0000 UTC

Hello Not White, Not African, and really cool guy everyone likes. Not a question, I just wanna hear you guys riff on fantasy races/monsters. Dark elf supremacy is correct.

Literally hammering someone in the ass

2024-11-01 21:48:30 +0000 UTC

Hello, warm bodies for drafting! If -godforbid- World War 3 actually happens, do you want to deploy to Russia, China, or Iran? Where we droppin?

Mikesapien

2024-11-01 21:42:58 +0000 UTC

Hello various flavors of Dulce Tipicos Small question, coming from a "zoomer" listener.. What is the most niche indie game you have played? You guys talk quite a lot about the AAA market, quite honestly you are the only group of people i know that still keep up with mainstream gaming to that level. So I wonder if you're aware of the vast world of indie games and how they're free to do things the dying AAA market could never dream of. If you're a fan of horror games, I'd recommend Psychopomp. Inspired by Amnesia: The Dark Descent, its one of the most thrilling horror experiences I've had in a long time. I would also Recommend Mouthwashing (the game too) if you want a gripping story that handles topics that would never be allowed in a mass market scenario. Have a good one, butter mints

Paz

2024-11-01 21:39:06 +0000 UTC

Whats with it?

a jeff

2024-11-01 21:32:59 +0000 UTC

What type of cheese is not allowed on pizza?

Sexual Tyrannosaurus

2024-11-01 21:29:57 +0000 UTC

Can you explain what it’s like to bust, to someone with no dick?

Questionable

2024-11-01 21:26:19 +0000 UTC

What’s an artist you discovered after they died that had a huge impact on you? For me, it is Ka who passed recently

Jacob

2024-11-01 21:17:50 +0000 UTC

Sweeny looks like the black guy in "your favorite martian" music video called transphobic techno. Btw can't wait to see raygun fuck an ostrich again while derik jerks off a gorilla.

Viggo Runar Sigurdsson

2024-11-01 21:15:20 +0000 UTC

Hello three fellow humans (allegedly). Chris can you tell us your Dave Ruben story about him being a taddle tale to Colin? If you have already discussed it on extra ammo please ignore. You're all a bunch of 10/10 sick cunts! Keep it up!

Johnny Somali getting bum rushed in S Korean jail

2024-11-01 21:09:21 +0000 UTC

Howdy Homos, On the Joker 2 episode you guys were talking about musicals. I don't know the kind of musicals you guys like but I figured I'd still recommend Epic: The Musical. It's a concept album retelling of the odyssey that comes out in sagas over time. Its last saga will be in either December or January.

CF0298

2024-11-01 21:08:33 +0000 UTC

Hello demons projected through my screen, if you could take something completely innocuous and convince the masses it was somehow satanic, what would you pick?

Billiam The Walrus (Loser) Man

2024-11-01 21:05:41 +0000 UTC

Hello 3 wise men if they were lobotomites. By the time you read this America will have entered the Fun Zone™. How will you 3 prepare for the aftermath of American society after the most annoying people successfully topple the US Government for the stupidest reasons. Sween shouldn't answer I don't care for his response really

La Raza

2024-11-01 21:05:07 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, do you think Lex Luthor has a kryptonite fleshlight to use if he ever managed to capture and contain Superman? It would make a lot of sense to have one just in case.

Thisthattho

2024-11-01 21:02:51 +0000 UTC

Hello, Gay, Gay and The One Who Kills Gays, What is the most you have ever done for a comedic bit? My Friend group calls a friend (Devin) pregnant all the time. So I arranged for a hotel to provide a Congratulations on the pregnancy basket for him. His anger and embarrassment was fulfilling.

DevinIsPregnant

2024-11-01 21:02:44 +0000 UTC

Whats up you couple of queers, if you could flat Stanley one person who would it be

BeastMr's evil twin, MrBeast

2024-11-01 20:58:02 +0000 UTC

Hello Shredder, Bebop and Rocksteady! Do you have a show that you adored as a kid, but when you revisited the show, you realize it sucked worse than Amy Schumer's stand up? Mine is the original Digimon (fuck you Sween). The animation blows, they reuse all the attacks and the story was not nearly as compelling as when I was 6. Appreciate you guys massaging my earholes each week (yes homo)!

Supermage

2024-11-01 20:56:35 +0000 UTC

Greetings gentlemen. Is Tom Sweeney doing a bit? I can't believe he thought Formula-1 is go-karts or small miniatures. How do you confuse those?

Mr. Hot Salsa

2024-11-01 20:55:46 +0000 UTC

Good evening you absolute blights on humanity Is it worse for something to be terrible but praised like its the best thing ever or to be just mediocre/ok and praised like it's the best thing ever

CycloneofChaos

2024-11-01 20:53:28 +0000 UTC

Salutations Cappucino, Mocha Latte, and Black What mythical creature(s) would you want to be definitively real? I kinda want Mothman to be real since it's more of a warning symbol and is just cool concept Note: Iff they tend to region-locked, that's where they'll be (ex: The Jersey Devil will be in the Jersey Pinelands)

The Blacked Knight - Starring Cumstain Bale and Heath Edger

2024-11-01 20:50:47 +0000 UTC

Hey there, Getter Robo Team but gay and dumb The latent Autism cells in my brain for some reason activated this year and made me obsessed with mecha from like the 70s-80s. I am a man in my 20s. Help. What's something there is no reason for you to be into like this ? Like something far beyond your time in either direction, before or after. Say I Love Lucy and I will impale your penises with railspikes in a thunderstorm

Guy who was 2 Degrees away from Ian Miles Cheong

2024-11-01 20:49:26 +0000 UTC

Hi Gooner, less Gooner, and Ultra Hyper Super Duper Gooner. Simple question. What is the most overrated food?

Sperm butt fuckers

2024-11-01 20:48:41 +0000 UTC

Howdy Autistic, Afraid, and Autistic and Afraid, When I was 7, me and my brother were setting up Christmas decorations when he broke a plastic candy cane and shanked me in the face below my eye. What’s the worst damage you’ve inflicted or received from a family member? Bonus points if you incurred a status effect (ie a scar on ur face that gives you +69 bitches)

No way this entire Siberian orchestra is trans

2024-11-01 20:46:42 +0000 UTC

Hello glasses, gay rocker and toothy mctooth. What game series do you just not understand the love for or just cannot get into? Thanks and I look forward to eating your turkey this Thanksgiving. Best of luck…

Matti Boombalatti

2024-11-01 20:45:41 +0000 UTC

Sup darlings, I got my Scumbag Jumper signed at a Bob Vylan concert by the men themselves. The show meant a lot and I have now turned that jumper into a signature dump which I will one day frame. My Question is, who or what is something you must see live before you perish?

Stratman

2024-11-01 20:43:10 +0000 UTC

* Greetings lords of the homeless; Chris the shooter, Derek the shooter (cum) and Kingston the shot Have you guys ever done a “death pool”? In basic premise, ya’ll each choose 3 people under 50 that you believe will pass away within the next year. Winner goes to who ever’s person dies. If someone wins, that person chooses a replacement and the other 2 have the option to swap 1 person out if they want.

FrankenTubbie

2024-11-01 20:41:45 +0000 UTC

Which obnoxious pundit would you take great pleasure in feeding to a starved animal, and which animal would you feed them to? My example would be feeding Chaya Raichik to rabid, ravenous boars

Ethan Ralph's mangled, crucified corpse

2024-11-01 20:41:03 +0000 UTC

Now listen here Fat! You’re gonna tell me why Chris, Sween, and the gang decided to move to LA in the first place back in the day? I can see why Chris would, but what about moving across the country seemed appealing to everyone else?

Master BFE

2024-11-01 20:40:48 +0000 UTC

Hello bard, fighter and barbarian. First time question asker here. Would you rather be homeless and live in a big city for ten years or, would you rather be a wealthy noble in 12 century England. Both last for 10 years and at the end you travel back to the modern day without any time passing. Wuv you;)

cam ham

2024-11-01 20:40:33 +0000 UTC

Hey baby boys, what spongebob bits do you think about weekly?

Walmart Brand

2024-11-01 20:39:50 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, some of my favorite musical artist are those who I had found after they had already passed away, usually under sad circumstances but sad circumstances that I deeply relate to. Are there any artist for you all like that? Not just music but any creative who you loved but found too late to enjoy seeing them create anymore than they got to while alive?

Gay AC DC is AN AL

2024-11-01 20:39:46 +0000 UTC

Hey bilingual bugs, I saw a my first construction cybertruck and it made me wonder, how long before the Tesla robots quit their tasks for the ultimate purpose of gooning? P.S for the next merch could you do accessories? Pins, lanyards etc

Liam Paynes skydiving instructor

2024-11-01 20:39:36 +0000 UTC

What's up small, medium, and large (in gay proportions). Would you rather have to fight and kill 1 chicken for each and every chicken based meal you eat or go vegan? The chicken you kill is not necessarily the one you eat, simply a price that must be paid. Personally I'd put on some soccer cleats and shin guards, walk into a coop and get a nice backlog going while getting my cardio in. What about you fellas?

DJ whatever you do, DO NOT give me a beat!

2024-11-01 20:38:53 +0000 UTC

Sup ReviewTankUSA, does the gaming industry truly need a complete crash to right itself, or can it be corrected without burning the whole thing down? How would each of you do it in your own way if so?

Tino Krebons

2024-11-01 20:38:35 +0000 UTC

Hey Shark Tank! If you each had to learn a martial art, which one would that be? I tried Taekwondo for 2 weeks, busted my ass, and never went again lol

Zay

2024-11-01 20:38:31 +0000 UTC

Hello Hispanic Calvin candie and his two underperforming mandingos I have two questions and it’s dealer’s choice What is the most out of pocket thing you’ve ever witnessed in public? I once saw a woman beat her child relentlessly over the head with her purse while said child was standing in a giant puddle of his own piss. This was at a hospital and I saw this woman get fucking suplexed by a security guard and she ended up getting sent right to our ER. I recently moved across the country, from Massachusetts(which is better than New York objectively) to Michigan. Any advice for dealing with such a drastic change?

Chris please cover American idiot I’ll donate 100

2024-11-01 20:37:45 +0000 UTC

Hey minorities, just wanted to ask: have you ever had a comedic but that was really funny but you forgot it? Your Italian pseudonym joke reminded me of a bit a did at work about a contract assassin named "Johnny Shit hands". I was going on for a decent twenty minutes and then subsequently had a seizure and my mind erased most of that day.

Candace Owen's blackpeoplemeet profile

2024-11-01 20:36:53 +0000 UTC

PS: The cast is way more stacked than I realized

The artist formerly known as Semenem (8=D)

2024-11-01 20:36:34 +0000 UTC

Howdy fellers! With the new social media meta being just posting engagement bait to get a paycheck from Elon, I have to ask, what's a piece of engagement bait that has genuinely gotten you. I for one fly off the handle everytime I see one of those equation posts that are purposely written in a non-academic format to confuse people.

A Majin Pitbull Flying Straight Towards a Daycare

2024-11-01 20:36:27 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, not a question but just a little horrible fact. Did you know there’s a pretty decent size of the Sonic fan base that are trying to rewrite history on Sonic 06 and saying it was a good game this whole time.

Martian Manfucker

2024-11-01 20:36:25 +0000 UTC

Hey there Black, Blacker and Whitest. I've been a fan of the podcast since 2020 and have listened to every episode of the show multiple times. You've helped me laugh through difficult times and I'm stupid proud of how far you guys have come with making consistent, quality content. With that in mind, I was hoping you guys could do us all a favor and stop? Thank you p.s. He's gay for you, Derrick. He only wants you.

BenaticBro

2024-11-01 20:36:14 +0000 UTC

Greetings European cargo! You’re the first explorers to find the Americas. What country are you coming in the name of, what’s your plan for settling, and how do you interact with the nearby natives? Hope it ends with a Happy Thanksgiving!

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

2024-11-01 20:36:01 +0000 UTC

Hay guy What’s the gayest thing you guys are willing to do for 150$? Thanks

manuel iop

2024-11-01 20:35:54 +0000 UTC

Greetings, you mythological old wives tales to scare children into being gay. I am outting myself as the biggest autist around (recovering sonic fan) and I gotta say something that you three may know about. Why the fuck is Lego absolutely insanely overpriced? I went to go browse around to get some minifigures, and I saw the new X-Man mansion worth easily over $400 cad. Very much planning on eating my wolverine minifigure and choking to death in my very normal reaction to such shit. I’ll be sure to wire Sween all my sonic stuff to make him autistic by second hand autism. Thanks gang.

Connor The Desolate Canadian

2024-11-01 20:35:38 +0000 UTC

Why haven't you guys used the green screen? I half expected you guys to change sween's background to a hotel room as you guys were talking about accidentally ending up at a diddy party

Numbdigga

2024-11-01 20:35:08 +0000 UTC

Hello man who is always right, man who is never wrong, and Kingston. In one of the more recent episodes Chris talked about wanting to play the Sly Cooper games. Don’t really have a question but just wanted to encourage you to. I played all the games a bunch growing up and have plenty of fond memories of playing them with my brother. I also had found out that the voice actor for Sly (Kevin Miller) streams on twitch, I eventually was able to join his discord and now get to chat with him on a regular basis. Sorry for making this post so long but kinda just wanted to brag about that.

Sly Cooper and the gang running a train on Carmelita

2024-11-01 20:34:44 +0000 UTC

Have you played black ops six? Opinions please.

My Piss Poo (Blink number 1 and 2)

2024-11-01 20:32:03 +0000 UTC

Howdy boios! Whats a movie, show, game, etc. that you know you can’t recommend because it’s so stupid? For me, one example or America The Motion Picture. Its an animated retelling of American history with George Washington, his best friend Abe Lincoln, and many other prominent figures, including a werewolf Benedict Arnold

The artist formerly known as Semenem (8=D)

2024-11-01 20:31:35 +0000 UTC

What’s up you Asylum escapees I know Halloweens past but my questions simple: if all three of you had 24 hours to prepare, do you think you could beat Micheal Myers? Let’s say he has one whole night to kill you three, so you either can stall out the clock till morning or beat him into submission.

Bacon

2024-11-01 20:31:30 +0000 UTC

Greetings, human ice cream sandwich. Throwing my old question from the October thread in here because it was way too late for it to get read on the show; What is the most mundane yet satisfying action you can perform? Examples include finding the right temperature in the shower, immediately getting into a comfortable position when getting in bed, or perfectly cracking open a drink so that movie worthy snap and hiss. Thanks boys, keep up the chuckles.

Gyro Owns The World

2024-11-01 20:31:16 +0000 UTC

Hello Pizza Time, BlackMan, and Shirt Man (or as I call him, Graphic Violence). If you were given the opportunity to make the next Cinematic Universe, what would adapt and how would you try to ruin it?

BigUglyJordan

2024-11-01 20:31:14 +0000 UTC

Well lads, My question is what is something you miss from home that where you currently live can't compere with? E.g the people or the culture I'm asking this after I've just came home to Ireland after being in America for 5 months for work and a month in Mexico. And I couldn't believe how much I missed the Irish people

Emmet Daly

2024-11-01 20:31:07 +0000 UTC

Gentleman, today I was listening to Autistic and Afraid. I made the mistake of listening to it while peeing, I burst out laughing as your ridiculous Big Bang Theory laughs assaulted my ears. I looked like a mental patient in a bathroom full of guys. What’s a wildly awkward or inappropriate time you’ve burst into hysterical laughter?

Shard of Odium

2024-11-01 20:30:33 +0000 UTC

Would you rather your cum be vantablack and impossible to clean, or invisible but easy to clean

Odenzen

2024-11-01 20:30:31 +0000 UTC

You're each taking a road trip from Seattle to Miami with three other people. You get to pick one, but your cohosts each pick another. Just needs to be real and living people, and they cannot refuse. Who are you trapping your cohosts with for an extended period of time in a moving vehicle?

One Thousand Hornets

2024-11-01 20:30:25 +0000 UTC

Sup chocolate, hazelnut, and salt. Most out-of-pocket thing you’ve said as a kid? When I was 9. I was playing UNO with a bunch of family members, including my gramma. My gramma was loosing the current round against all of us, and without knowing the meaning of the phrase, I said: “Awesome,. We’re gangbanging gramma”.

Dylan

2024-11-01 20:30:04 +0000 UTC

Hey gents What is the most annoying hobby for someone to have ? Vinylheads, anime people , pop figure people come to mind PS I am two of the three take your best guesses

Pan_of_Jello

2024-11-01 20:29:55 +0000 UTC

Hello my favorite degenerates, would you rather sit in a room with Elon Musk for 2 hours and try to talk to him about politics or fight a gorilla for 10 mins

Tankis The Trash Man

2024-11-01 20:29:52 +0000 UTC

Howdy Arthur Morgan, Dutch Vand Der Line and Micah(derogatory). My friends and I had the pleasure of watching Francis Fort Copolas Megalopolis. Which can only be described as a schizophrenic mans severely autistic rendition of a Roman play. My question is, what bat shit magnum opus film would YOU guys make when your cognitive abilities start to stop functioning? Also please remember to support your local McDonald's during mcrib season.

Spider Man 4 Rise of the Riblin

2024-11-01 20:29:47 +0000 UTC

Hey there Don Cheadle, Robert Downey Juñior, and the Pillsbury Dough Boy if he was burnt. Was there ever a time in your life where you had little to no money and did something out of pure desperation to get by, and if so what was the scenario?

East Coast Heroin Baby

2024-11-01 20:29:44 +0000 UTC

Hey guys. First time question asker here but I’ve been listening since late 2020. Wanted to know if you guys would ever return to some of the older segments like the advice threads or actually turning some of the gay parodies you’ve written into songs. Thanks and keep up the good work! Love you guys (full homo)

Quube

2024-11-01 20:29:44 +0000 UTC

Hi Snarkos - Have you ever prolonged a bit too long, even to your own detriment? One of my closest friends has been trying to get me to watch one piece since 2014, and I’m pretty sure i’d like it, but at this point I’m not going to since I’ve been saying no for a decade. Love the show

Sweeny showers in sneakers

2024-11-01 20:29:18 +0000 UTC

If you could make a movie about a scientific concept (like interstellar and time) what would it be. Please play fast and loose with the rules

My Piss Poo (Blink number 1 and 2)

2024-11-01 20:29:14 +0000 UTC

They call me ambidextrous the way I beat my wife with both hands. Hello Oreo the podcast what’s the best thanksgiving food? For me I will be savoring a nice ham this year. hope you have a thanksgiving full of family drama and burnt food. fuck you

The Lemur

2024-11-01 20:29:07 +0000 UTC

Not a question but I’ve been singing this gay song to myself for months and need to share it. This is my only outlet Girth by 9-Inch Males (Johnny Cock did the cover 7 months before he died in a tragic self-suck incident) I, jerked myself today To see if I still squeal I, focus on the gay The only thing that’s real The cocks torture my holes That old familiar sting Try to pray the gay away But I remember everything What have I become My gayest friend Every time I cum, it’s in some guy’s Tight rear-end And you could suck me off My two balls and girth I’ll surely go down I’d suck off the earth

Toast Malone

2024-11-01 20:28:58 +0000 UTC

What is objectively the best cereal and why is it Mega Stuf Oreo O’s?

Master BFE

2024-11-01 20:28:54 +0000 UTC

Hello knocker, nagger, and Nick Gurr Is it gay to kiss the homies good night. Follow up, if you said yes is it incest for your mom to kiss you goodnight?

I strip copper so I can cop strippers

2024-11-01 20:28:42 +0000 UTC

Hello Snarkles can we get an extra ammo episode where you guys make an endgame style movie with all your snark tank original characters shirtman,pizza time, plane horse, ect...

id fuck that twink MaxMoefoe

2024-11-01 20:28:33 +0000 UTC

Hello sleep paralysis demons, I've been playing Astrobot and really loving it. But its made me sad about this generation of gaming and it's ballooning budgets leading to less games in general. While the "PS5 has no games joke" isn't really funny at all, it's not exactly untrue. Thoughts?

Scooped James

2024-11-01 20:28:31 +0000 UTC

Greetings daddy Chris, mommy, Derek and Uncle Tom if you had to guess how much gay fanfiction has been written about the three of y'all?

buttmaster42069

2024-11-01 20:28:14 +0000 UTC

Another one. If Keith David asked y'all to cuck him while he sat quietly in a chair in the corner to observe, would you do it? Assume you're single for this if you "respect your partner" like some kind of freak

Paying $5 rent to live in Sweeney's tooth gap

2024-11-01 20:28:05 +0000 UTC

Greetings Uncle Majic, Uncle Adams, and Uncle Cracker! In light of the Veilguard just being released, and with so many Mass Effect discussions happening on the show lately, I wanted to ask: what game franchise do you personally think has the best lore?

Archibald Shrungus

2024-11-01 20:28:00 +0000 UTC

Hello, my favorite nearsighted Hispanic wizard, Derrick Whiteman, and Thomas Kingston Jamison Swenard III. What's your favorite fruit? And if you say banana, you're gay. Love you all

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

2024-11-01 20:27:48 +0000 UTC

Hey sween derreen and chreen, what is the straightest thing you’ve ever done that wasn’t straight sex? No personal correlation just want to see.

I shit literal bricks please help me

2024-11-01 20:27:40 +0000 UTC

Answer my questions you dumb cucks What's the least offensive/worst thing any of y'all would have to do to consider kicking one another off the podcast? Nothing major if possible, I wanna see how patient/petty you can be with each other

Paying $5 rent to live in Sweeney's tooth gap

2024-11-01 20:27:36 +0000 UTC

Hey light mode, dark mode, and even darker mode. Question for Chris what are your thoughts on the announcement that PlayStation Spider Man 2 is not getting any DLC or updates going forward.

The Jar Chris uses for his Mary Jane figure

2024-11-01 20:27:13 +0000 UTC

Can you guys come outside for a minute?

One Thousand Hornets

2024-11-01 20:27:09 +0000 UTC

Hey queers. Not really a question but I just wanted to remind Chris that he was on Dan Bulls 100 person fortnite rap battle track with other prestigious musicians such as Tay Zonday, Boyinaband and Boogie2988. Thanks.

Man Of Action

2024-11-01 20:27:02 +0000 UTC

FUCK

I strip copper so I can cop strippers

2024-11-01 20:26:49 +0000 UTC

FIRST, NIGGASSSSS

Dandylion

2024-11-01 20:26:29 +0000 UTC

November Question Thread!

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Hey boyos! So, speaking hypothetically, if someone (not me) ever got their dick stuck in their neighbor' s car exhaust pipe, how would this person (still not me) get out of this situation?

Im a genderfluid pansexual who posts their ass on twitter idk how much more queer coded i could be

Very queer coded answer

eggman land, sonic colours

where you want to meet up?

how about you blow me

The theme from Lego Marvel Superheroes that plays when you're exploring Manhattan, Pokemon BW2, and Dr. Robotniks Ring Racers. How about you ask a difficult question next time, dude.

Hey gang, what’re your top three video game OSTs? Mine are Celeste, Minecraft and Undertale.

Simply make simple man by Lynyrd Skynyrd gay 🎶 And be a simple kind of gay. Oh be something you’d fuck and cum inside your hands🎶

Hello Snarklers, did you know that Alex Jones had his own video game? It’s on steam and it’s exactly what you’d expect. Also all the reviews seem to be sucking him off for it.

Derrick answer the next scam call and have them listen to the podcast live

No witty remark just a fun hypothetical, who beats Dante and vergil. Can superman get through Dantes royal guard, and it's perfect royal guard timings.

I just wanted to let SomeGayGuy know that I've never seen a regular photo of Jojo , so my reference for what she looks like is that edited photo of her in the Twitter trash you all did. Oh and I started RDR2 because of you all , I named my horse "horseigga"

Hello Fee Fi, Fo, and Fum Do you have a piece of media that, for no real good reason, brings a tear to your forsaken eye sockets? For me the Futurescope Trilogy will get me in tears even though it's all instrumental. Also Sweeny is in Narnia with his closetedness

Hey Super Gays! So, we know all of your favorite Superheroes, but what are your favorite Super Villians?

Will Derrick Whiteman and Peasantston make an extra ammo review on Dragon Age Veilguard? A game that's consistently feels ALMOST good. Also, there should have been a mix of old Darkspawn and new Darkspawn

Kingston, as a big reader; have you read the stormlight archive? If you have, what are your thoughts? If not, you should.

Not a question but a suggested rule for your dictatorships. on the airport seats that are back to back, if someone sits directly behind you when there are plenty of seats, a comically powerful spring should launch them out of their seat into the ceiling.

Sup Saint Nigolas and he band of gaylfs how does it feel knowing chrischan is having a kid before you

Hey ShartTank my question is simple how would you steal the declaration of independence?

Hello audiophiles, Recently started a new job after months of applying. Thing is, there's a coworker who talks EXACTLY like Derrick's impression of Lily. I'm not kidding. What are some people you've encountered who live up to the caricature that their race is?

Hey Fuckers, are any of you getting the feeling that the powers that be are beginning to change the culture away from modern progressivism as they ramp us closer and closer to war? Are they going to attempt to toughen us up before sending us to slaughter? What are your plans in the event of WW3?

First time question asker long time listener (im lying) when’s Jaylen coming on?

Chris chan baby???????

Y'all be clowning on RFK Jr but never make a single animorphs reference, just saying it's a missed opportunity

Howdy Twix, Milky Way and KitKat. If you had to pick the best TV show of all time up until this point, which TV series would it be, and explain why

Hola, Spik the Woz, Lesbian Trucker, and Fat Lesbian Trucker. What unexpected thing has a creator or personality made that differed from their usual content that you enjoyed? For example during the pandemic the Whitest Kids U Know crew made a hilarious 14 pt. Dnd Series. pasta la vista.

Whenever someone's missing in the podcast, you guys should keep another camera on the Goblin mask.

What's the gayest non sexual opinion you can have

Hello, Belial, Behemoth, and Beelzebub. If Joe Rogan invited all three of you on his show exactly how hard would you try to out grift the man?

Hey Horny Goku, Nearsighted Vegeta, and Racist Piccolo, as someone who is into anime (even one piece), the recommendations some people give you are ridiculous asks. Watch Chainsawman, Parasyte, or Baccano. All 25 episodes or so, great animation, and might gateway you into bigger series

In Episode 170 (over a year ago) Sween said he would let you guys straighten his hair for the first episode of “The Big Thing We’re Gonna Do.” Has it been long enough to assume it’s not happening and you can tell us what it was?

NEW JAY LENO INJURY JUST DROPPED

Hey mom, dad, and unc. Did you see the onion is trying to buy out info wars? This shit couldn’t get more “the onion” if they tried

Hello fats, (Kingston, put your phone down and pay attention). I was wondering what is the worst character in a game or show that was so insanely awful that it prevented you from finishing the game or show, despite all other aspects being good.

Hey there WHITE DEVIL, Derrick WHITEMAN, and Peasantston WHITEMANSON. I visited the country Georgia last year and I plan on going to Poland soon. What countries have you guys visited and/or want to visit in the future? P.S. Derrick, go to Georgia and visit the Stalin Museum

Hello 3 non blonds and 2 non whites, long time questioner, first time listener. Not as much of a question, more of a prompt. I'd love to hear about any childhood stories where you got into some good old fashioned mischief. Much love from You Rope-a.

I eat cigarette butts like cereal, and I eat cereal like I eat ass

Hey dork bozos, what, if any, more obscure quotes from movies, shows or games have become permanent staples of your vocabulary? For example I constantly say "well there's your problem" because of Adam in a Mythbusters episode I watched once probably a decade ago

Not a question but you guys should do a gay parody of die very rough and make a music video staring the Tom Sweeney tm

Not a question but this is for Chris, I found paul at a Hollister randomly and I thought you should know. Sent you a photo of him on Twitter but ofc your lack of attention span missed it 🗣

Not a question so much as I thought this would be interesting. but as a smaller creator, I haven't technically paid a dime to this patreon. Instead, I've set up a scheme were one of MY fans is paying me 5$ a month on Patreon and the site is just funneling that upwards to you tankies. What fun.

One has to go, Beef, Pork, Chicken, discuss

W name.

Hey how's it going dick, balls, and also wiener. Not a question but a recommendation since you've been loving American dad you should check out the Ted series also from Seth McFarlane. It's surprisingly much better than the movies. Solid dry humor and alot of heart. Be well guys.

I think one of their friend’s dad went to school with Tobey Maguire, and stuffed him in a trash can.

What's up Sweeney, Derrick, and Hard R, if Keith David asked y'all to cuck him while he sat quietly in a chair in the corner to observe, would you do it? Assume you're single for this if you "respect your partner" like some kind of freak

Albany is definitely up state that's not being debated by anybody. As a Western New Yorker, I'm fucking tired of this bullshit propaganda that's being spread that only up in the Adirondacks near canada is "upstate." Anywhere north of the Hudson valley region is upstate.

Hello homo, gay and fruity. Recently I have been getting my health in check by joining a buhurt club (medieval mma) and it got me thinking what is the most obscure sport you know or thought of.

how would freddy got fingered change if freddy was replace with Freddy Krueger

hey my friends doesn't chris look like steve smith from american dad

Hey Little Wayne Gacy, BlowJob Simpson, and Aaron Paul. Here's a hypothetical: The world is going to explode in 2 hours. The only way to stop it is to shoot Keith David dead. Do you do it or do you let the world die?

Would you rather SUCK Jake Paul's dick or go 8 Rounds with Mike Tyson?

How do you guys cope with knowing none of you were good enough for the 27 club?

Hey Blackman, Rayman, Kingman. On episode 277, Sween told the audience to kill themselves and I tried (a week prior) and landed my ass in the crazy place which leads to my question, Have you guys ever been somewhere and realize oh I might be the most normal one in this room?

Quick inquiry for Chris and Sween, what are you gonna do if RFK fucks with NY's water and Pizza never tastes the same again

Simple question . Why do niggas think it’s okay to cheat? Half the memes I see people post are about side hoes or talking about “rizzing” up some shorty even tho they got a girl . I’ve been cheated on once in my senior year nd I’ve had trust issues since then (2018)

Hey big gay, medium gay, and small gay. Who would win majin seal or majin Ethan ralph?

Hey mhvvvc

Hi mum, dad, and the brother we keep locked in the attic! What’s your favourite song on each album by your favourite bands? Obviously for Chris that’s Rise Against, for Derrick that’s some gay metal band, and for Sween that’s Mario Judah. I look forward to finding out!

All this Young Sheldon talk got me interested. I wanted to see why this is such a widely enjoyed show. So I started watching the show and its actually really good. At least the first few episodes are enjoyable. Not saying you should watch it, but much like penis, dont knock it till you try it.

Hey Chocolate Bear, Vanilla Bear and Grizzly Bear. With the Onion buying InfoWars to turn into a parody of itself, if you guys could buy any media company, YouTube channel or record label what would you do with it? Outside of making gay covers of existing IP.

Not a question but after hearing Sweeney say James Cameron made the modern Romeo and Juliet it made me fall to the floor in tears . The man has made 9 movies in his lifetime and all of them are exceptionally great. except for piranha 2 which is a shit stain on his perfect record of filmography .

Hey guys, the votes aren't fully calculated yet. There aren't millions of people who didn't vote this time and Trump got more votes this time. Everything sucks and I hate this timeline

Chris give us a hint about your secret grifting channel

If you could make any real-life action a quick time event, what would you choose? Specifically, you are given a controller that allows you to succeed at any action as long as you can whip it out and mash the buttons correctly, buttons that only you can see.

Hey there slapdicks, What is the best prank you have pulled on someone, or had pulled on you? Have you seen any that have backfired spectacularly? Thanks for the laughs

Hello Mass, Effect, and 2 First time writing in Following the suicide mission tier list, what would the loyalty missions for everyone consist of?

Hey shark doods! Is Cell a negroid?

Hey there cockboys, For 50 US dollars, would you take a huge whiff out of a full diaper pail (includes blowout diarrhea shits) that has been sitting in 95 degree summer heat for 5 days? You’d have to hold the breath for 15 seconds. Thanks for the laughs .

Urgent question, do I qualify for the homeless patrons seeing as I was a homeless prostitute for a few months when I was 17, but have a home now?

Hey friends, I plan on getting a Snark Tank tattoo soon. I was hoping that you guys could give me some ideas on what I should get put onto my skin! I'd prefer serious answers, sorry Sween I'm not getting your face engraved onto my back.

Hello Woke Tank, Have you guys seen the gameplay or heard the soundtrack to Piglet's Big Game? The track Foreboding 3 sounds like it belongs in Slient Hill or Resident Evil, not a fucking Winnie the Pooh game.

Hello snark gang, I'm a first-time patron and question asker who has been listening since early 2020 (keep up the good work!). I wanted to ask what are your guy's favorite bits over the last couple of years? for me it's a tie between the whacky microwaved baby and go-go gadget car crash.

Dedicating my first write-in to correcting Sweeney. Chiaotzu from DBZ does not have a wife. 1. The movie's not canon 2. It's a fucking doll Ok love you bye

Why is it called the oven when you of in the cold food, of out hot eat the food

Hey, woke leftist pundits. What is a person, object, sound, anything really that makes you so irrationally upset/angry. For me, the Bently girl and her stupid fake played up accent fill me with enough hatred to boil a star. Thanks for all the laughs, and I pray for your sanity in the coming years

Hey boys, just a quick question here regarding the faultiness of our minds. Who are two people who are obviously not the same person who occupy the same place in your mind? I thought Stephen Fry and Piers Morgan were the same person for three years.