#272: ReviewTechUSA Needs To Be Studied
Added 2024-10-26 04:57:38 +0000 UTCReviewTechUSA deleted his 1 million sub channel.
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Macross is better.
Sween’s Mean Bean Machine
2024-11-13 09:26:32 +0000 UTCFine.. ill play red dead 2
Feverdream -
2024-11-08 00:59:27 +0000 UTCWhile I didn’t go crazy spending money, I feel personally attacked at the getting into MTG at 30 comment . 😂😂
Dank McObamna, Lord of Drone Strikes
2024-11-04 12:58:10 +0000 UTCooga booga
dort snort
2024-10-30 08:47:51 +0000 UTCI prefer ReviewPenisUSA
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2024-10-29 19:32:45 +0000 UTCAll Derrick needs is the fedora
Precisely shitting up back (clothes stayed clean)
2024-10-29 19:13:14 +0000 UTCI’m so glad my comment about Sween getting Harry Potter hilariously and insufferably wrong spawned yet another Dragon Ball conversation. lol
Master BFE
2024-10-29 18:36:08 +0000 UTCBACK TO THE GRAVE WITH YOU, DEMON!
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-29 15:27:02 +0000 UTCNuh-uh
Rat Pobertson
2024-10-29 13:13:40 +0000 UTCRonald Radke slander is always appreciated
she knocked on my loose til’ I sit and mourn
2024-10-28 23:08:19 +0000 UTCSweeney is often more correct than Derrick or Chris about his opinion but cannot for his life articulate his point in any convincing way and it makes me go completely mad.
BARACK OSAMA
2024-10-28 22:22:16 +0000 UTCSween is absolutely smoking toe nails if he thinks one piece fans would be happy with the ending being “waking up for a dream,” as a matter of fact most would be livid considering the author said the treasure was not going to be “the friends we made along the way.”
3XO learning Nick Fuentes lives near him and also purposely shat his pants in high school
2024-10-28 19:34:21 +0000 UTCAlso to be clear, the pacing of one piece is without a doubt spotty, and the earlier episodes are in the Jurassic period graphically speaking so a rerelease with better pacing is warranted.
3XO learning Nick Fuentes lives near him and also purposely shat his pants in high school
2024-10-28 19:32:47 +0000 UTCSweeney’s one piece takes are so radically awful hahaha he’s so funny.
3XO learning Nick Fuentes lives near him and also purposely shat his pants in high school
2024-10-28 19:31:52 +0000 UTCI am too, I am ranting about it because I want it so desperately to be good. I am trying to distance myself from hope to avoid crippling disappointment LOL.
Seth
2024-10-28 17:02:49 +0000 UTCThere are more than 3 Carmines. In the games after the trilogy there is Elizabeth(Lizzy), Fredo, and Gary. There's one more in the comics but nobody reads those
Ghost2894
2024-10-28 13:48:40 +0000 UTCI am very hopeful for the prequel. I think it might be a nice return to form but I swear to god if it’s the same millennial slap stick dialogue I will chainsaw my own head off somehow. I also didn’t even bother finishing 4 and I will not play 5.
Guggie
2024-10-28 12:52:37 +0000 UTCI quickly looked it up because it’s been so long I needed to fact check myself. According to him he left on his own accord, but it was rumoured in the Australian scene back when it happened that he was kicked out, and also apparently the meth was a rumour too, and it was actually cocaine (which in Australia there’s a high chance it’s probably just meth anyway) But yes the reason he originally left was drug addiction.
The Talibum
2024-10-28 09:56:53 +0000 UTCI love that album, and I straight up have no listened to Situations in probably 8 years. I don’t know why it was on there.
The Talibum
2024-10-28 09:48:57 +0000 UTCWas it meth? All I remember is seeing him say something about not making enough money touring.
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-28 09:45:46 +0000 UTCVeggie Tales, hell yeah.
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-28 09:42:27 +0000 UTCDerek and Chris have gotten borderline insufferable arguing against anything they don't agree with, but they argue as if they are scholars of whatever it is.
Seth
2024-10-28 07:16:30 +0000 UTCGears 4 was bad, Gears 5 was worse. Gears prequel being a Microsoft property is most likely going to be lead by some idiot who thinks that masculinity and valor are inherently gay and lame. Guns are icky, protein is murder ect, so it will be fucked too.
Seth
2024-10-28 07:11:58 +0000 UTCLol the reply is exactly how Derrick's (And Chris's) mind works "everyone who thinks something I don't think is just stupid" when he knows literally nothing about it but 5 seconds of a google search if that.
Seth
2024-10-28 07:05:08 +0000 UTCHalo 4 was a good first attempt from a studio not great but fine, Halo 5 was 100x worse and the story was so insufferable it was unplayable.
Seth
2024-10-28 06:59:56 +0000 UTCRTU was the first youtuber I ever watched/followed regularly in like 2012. It hurts my heart to see him this way LOL.
Seth
2024-10-28 06:08:43 +0000 UTCNah religion is gay and makes you quantifiably stupider
Vindictus Patron Saint of Decision Books
2024-10-28 04:08:29 +0000 UTCEpic rap battles is still a thing chris, stop spreading misinformation
IceCreamRickShaw
2024-10-28 03:51:43 +0000 UTCBro that’s so fucked
Special Needs Cannon
2024-10-27 23:50:05 +0000 UTCHalo 4 truly is awful and I hate how these brain rot kids are gaslighting themselves into thinking it’s not bad because they played it when they were 6
Katana Silver
2024-10-27 20:36:59 +0000 UTCAlso making a grand claim about all religion but not knowing anything about the Islamic book is crazy.
dort snort
2024-10-27 19:41:02 +0000 UTCDerick talking about religion rings like conservatives talking about gender. Maybe just maybe peeps believe in different explanations on how the universe works and the forces that drive it. Him blaming religion is such a oo ga booga take.
dort snort
2024-10-27 19:36:59 +0000 UTCFun fact: That thing where you swap the first letters of two words (Dave Rubin—>Rave Dubin) is called a “spoonerism”.
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-27 19:05:23 +0000 UTCFuck you some black boy passion over talent everyday
Ham Lam
2024-10-27 18:32:09 +0000 UTCThe kenshin guy had so much child porn and was only fined like around 2,000 bucks. People lost their whole cacareer over weed in Japan
Carlos Hernandez
2024-10-27 17:42:25 +0000 UTCHearing Derrick recount the ReviewTechUSA lore is wild, he’s one of those low tier lolcows who could’ve just gone on to have a decent living but fucked it all up out of his own will
you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.
2024-10-27 14:47:15 +0000 UTCSo there is actually a carmine in Gears 4. Lemme preface by saying, worst game I’ve played in a while. The carmine in 4 is shown in the second mission for half a frame, so fast I didn’t even really notice. Then within 5 minutes of me realizing it’s a carmine, they fucking kill him and make a brief hoopla about it. So it’s like they added the carmine death as an afterthought just to get it out of the way. Really bad game.
Guggie
2024-10-27 13:57:22 +0000 UTCAnd it’s so clear sween has never interacted with a one piece fan that isn’t just a faceless profile picture on Twitter. The one piece fandom shits on one piece all the time. Any time something they don’t like is done with a character they the cry and bitch. Please for the love of god get someone who actually likes the show on here.
Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball
2024-10-27 13:37:25 +0000 UTCIt’s crazy how sween says he loves one piece but he refuses to ever highlight what the series does good. It’s just nothing but pointing out the same shit that the fan base acknowledges could be improved. Yes we get the pacing was bad for a long time. Okay, it isn’t as bad now. And if the pacing is the issue, read the manga, it’s the story thats phenomenal. If you don’t like one piece, that’s fine. It’s just so annoying hearing the same talking points every time
Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball
2024-10-27 13:33:52 +0000 UTCNo way Chris worked at the Mega Man Mall
Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball
2024-10-27 12:52:34 +0000 UTCheard it here first trans people don't exist unless they have surgery.
Alyssa
2024-10-27 05:57:54 +0000 UTCIf you guys want some retarded superhero names, Black Bolts real name is Blackagar Boltagon
Gregga
2024-10-27 02:12:25 +0000 UTCIf its any consolation, the DBZA guys themselves are just as frustrated at people not watching the original
Richard Sandwich choppy choppied my pee pee off under a bridge in Broken Bow, Oklahoma back in 1958
2024-10-27 01:33:07 +0000 UTCHearing these two Knuckleheads of Derek and Chris being so obtuse about japanese media and storytelling and Sween trying so hard to fire back (even if he’s wrong sometimes) is so fucking sad to watch. Chris and Derek are so American Media brained it hurts to hear them talk about this kind of shit.
ReviewsSlavesUSA
2024-10-26 21:03:34 +0000 UTCDBZA has tainted people view on DBZ. I’m a fan of the abridged, but people treat it like lore
Jorge Stringeer
2024-10-26 20:57:25 +0000 UTCDBZA is amazing if you've already seen most/all of DBZ and want a quicker, less serious form to rewatch it. It's frustrating how the opinions being made is based of a joke of a joke, but that's the nature of consumers
Debirez
2024-10-26 18:49:20 +0000 UTCI'll cast a dark magic curse on him if at any point he says he hates Kuma
Queen Pifi
2024-10-26 18:19:48 +0000 UTCHe confused Whole Cale with Egghead Island in the last episode bro I’m in shambles
1800s YouTube be like 'Civil War situation is crazy'
2024-10-26 18:09:51 +0000 UTCOnce Derrick asserts something very little will change his mind lol. Ironic
Jorge Stringeer
2024-10-26 17:55:12 +0000 UTCThe One Piece fans listening need a support group bro
Queen Pifi
2024-10-26 17:32:50 +0000 UTCI love how Ronnie responds to literally everyone who talks shit lol thats his whole TikTok account. You know he’s somehow gonna see this clip and make a thing about it lol omg I won’t be suprised if he tries to copystrike the video on YouTube if he sees it
Does this unit have a soul
2024-10-26 16:47:37 +0000 UTCLol who asked
Paz
2024-10-26 16:42:33 +0000 UTCI force a smile when Sween talks about OP but I'm on his side for his feelings about Vergil
Queen Pifi
2024-10-26 16:13:05 +0000 UTCThere’s no equal bro. It’s a joke parody.
Special Needs Cannon
2024-10-26 16:08:26 +0000 UTCAt 1:57:00 “My life is like a video game” sounds like “Everybody has a Water Buffalo” from Veggie Tales
Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive
2024-10-26 15:13:29 +0000 UTCSween is so bad at explaining One Piece. Also just fundamentally doesn’t know Luffy as a character
TexasTaterSalad
2024-10-26 14:55:21 +0000 UTCAlso I am sick of this blatant lie that Devil May Cry lore isn’t interesting enough or it’s just dumb to analyze. And Sweeney needs to be off screened. Like a daedric summon circle under his feet and he is castrated into a void burning from flames but his torment is endless because that place exists in a time warp or whatever nerd shit he’s into so all his wounds heal fast but burn off. Withering and shitting himself
darklord anri
2024-10-26 14:53:50 +0000 UTCKingston says he read the whole bible, Derrick be like “no you haven’t” what a classic
you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.
2024-10-26 14:26:51 +0000 UTCDon’t forget though! He loves it!
Martian Manfucker
2024-10-26 13:28:18 +0000 UTCSween is the worst person possible to talk about or sell one piece lmfao. All he talks about whenever he mentions it is "it's not as good as people say" "The fans are gullible, stupid, and don't read REAL books" "Luffy is the worst part of the show" "Too long and poorly paced". Why the fuck does he even watch it if he doesn't say ANYTHING positive about it.
TonyTwoTries
2024-10-26 12:57:06 +0000 UTCYou are grounded for that 🤣
The Locust that shot carmine
2024-10-26 12:34:34 +0000 UTCSween pls no One Piece fan has said it’s paced good pls im begging you, stop. Pls Sween Luffy is legit the antithesis of One Piece how do you hate him but love One Piece (if you couldn’t tell this is my autistic fixation and am very autisticly passionate about it)
Martian Manfucker
2024-10-26 12:29:26 +0000 UTCNOOOOOOO NOT THE CARUSSY
Martian Manfucker
2024-10-26 12:18:30 +0000 UTCQuick correction but there is a carmine daughter that died in the newer gears games
The Locust that shot carmine
2024-10-26 11:49:50 +0000 UTCIncredible how few questions you guys get through and how long y'all keep going after you say "let's get out of here". Keep up the incredible work
Ethan Ralph's mangled, crucified corpse
2024-10-26 11:07:11 +0000 UTCI was rewatching South Park and there was an episode called Mexican Joker… and the premise is that you could be in a flash back of the future Joker who probably wouldn’t forgive a society or environment as neglectful as America. I in all likelyhood would forgive such a child if they were to do things to hurt that order that perpetuates these behaviors. I hope that kid does well in whatever it is and I am happy to live on an island away from it all…
darklord anri
2024-10-26 10:01:21 +0000 UTCOk final thought; DBZ Abridged is equally as good as DBZ but for different reasons. They don't replace each other but Abridged had more passion and heart put into it than like Most of the actual anime lol.
Paz
2024-10-26 09:58:42 +0000 UTCHonestly I still think Dying is Your Latest Fashion is great and I’m curious what derrick would say about it, not only could Ronnie once sing but the story on that album fascinates me albeit a gay romance opera album but still I enjoyed it (except the dumb fuck Situations song is on this album… I curse at the sky everytime I’m reminded)
darklord anri
2024-10-26 09:52:09 +0000 UTCTo be honest i think if you can keep your family in the same house and everyone can pay their share of the mortgage youre living life a lot easier than most and reviewtechs kids are probably better off in an environment with multiple parental figures.
Paz
2024-10-26 09:13:09 +0000 UTCThey should've just spent the time talking about bearvalanche
EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)
2024-10-26 08:21:46 +0000 UTCReview tech is the most boring topic I ever had to sit through on the bus on my way to work… fuck you derrick
darklord anri
2024-10-26 08:14:54 +0000 UTCHonestly it is healthier for him to delete his channel Youtube is a fucking blight these days
Paz
2024-10-26 08:02:23 +0000 UTCI know borderline nothing about Review Tech Usa, but don’t his parents live with him? I know it’s essentially the same thing but there is a massive difference.
The Talibum
2024-10-26 07:30:40 +0000 UTCThy Art is Murders vocalist got kicked out for being a meth addict, came back, and got kicked out for being a transphobe. Getting kicked out of a band twice is almost impressive.
The Talibum
2024-10-26 05:35:05 +0000 UTCbarely 3 hours? where are the classic 4 hour episodes! Boo! gae!
Luis Perezz
2024-10-26 05:28:35 +0000 UTCW
BenaticBro
2024-10-26 04:58:44 +0000 UTC
