My child will only be allowed to use windows 98 or Windows XP.
Sween’s Mean Bean Machine
2024-10-15 18:20:51 +0000 UTC
bro where’s the episode
ReviewsSlavesUSA
2024-10-14 17:01:57 +0000 UTC
If you tried, I’d twist your nipples, slap your belly til it’s red, and send you on your way. Don’t step to me brother
Armadillo
2024-10-13 16:26:29 +0000 UTC
Dude one of our runners for governor had their porn accounts leaked from 2009, where he used his whole name and face or some shit and was rambling about wanting slaves. Look up Mark Robinson.
Guggie
2024-10-13 10:52:10 +0000 UTC
Trying to copy the people you’re watching is lame and you deserve to be given a wedgie you fucking dork 😂
The Talibum
2024-10-13 10:31:04 +0000 UTC
Why would it be "He's a teacher, the end"? That makes no sense unless you're completely resetting the universe with him in that position. He's so inherently important to the guidance and development of certain characters. He's almost Miles' aunt may figure to some degree (although his mom also serves as that). Would you say "Aunt May is an aunt, the end"? No, that'd be silly, and she doesn't even have fucking powers.
MojaveScribe
2024-10-12 23:08:48 +0000 UTC
Sween brought up the P90 and my YouTube immediately recommended 3 video featuring it
Katana Silver
2024-10-12 21:30:58 +0000 UTC
Fans of the show find their comedy stylings funny and make stupid comments for fun? 😱 holy fuck I never
Cut your own head off
Armadillo
2024-10-12 06:40:20 +0000 UTC
Pickle Oh’s
Feverdream -
2024-10-12 04:14:50 +0000 UTC
Chris ill have you know that i am not in my late teens. I am a 22 year old man with a baby face and I manage a fast food restaurant. All that gay shit aside it was an amazing live show and i love both ur podcasts. I KNOW YOU KNOW IM LISTENING
👁️👄👁️
Caca flakes
2024-10-12 03:03:41 +0000 UTC
Ya’ll are trying way too hard to act like the people on this show, it’s so cringey
The Talibum
2024-10-12 01:57:53 +0000 UTC
What kind of porn does JD Vance watch?
Answer: Futon-ari
The Peen Goblin
2024-10-11 22:38:46 +0000 UTC
The ONLY difference is that he’s green WOW BIG DEAL
Drown in cum
Armadillo
2024-10-11 18:25:26 +0000 UTC
Every time they talk about comics it makes me wana chew my own foot off
F.i.G
2024-10-11 10:51:06 +0000 UTC
Shut up you are dumb and gay
F.i.G
2024-10-11 10:44:32 +0000 UTC
Comparing face paint to literal aliens is so fucking retarded lmfao I cannot believe you thought this was a gotcha
Martian Manfucker
2024-10-11 05:56:50 +0000 UTC
If you don’t live in the Bronx the only reason to go is Yankee Stadium
Aaron Fontanella
2024-10-11 04:03:05 +0000 UTC
Chris explaining why he hates multiverses then asks for essentially more multiverse stuff that already exists
The dyslexic casting director in charge of hiring GINGERS
2024-10-11 03:57:56 +0000 UTC
Silly Sweeney, not keeping up with the literature
Of course Eddie Guerrero cuck his best friend Rey Mysterio and lied to him for 10 years
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2024-10-11 02:03:12 +0000 UTC
Immortal Hulk is absolutely goated I highly recommend it to anyone who is interested in the Hulk and his multiple personas.
Gregga
2024-10-10 22:10:52 +0000 UTC
They aren't Sween is just doing the thing where he thinks he and people like him make up the majority experience of a community
Member of the I hate Sween Coalition
2024-10-10 21:38:44 +0000 UTC
When you squint your eyes your pfp looks like the trans flag.
EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)
2024-10-10 19:11:54 +0000 UTC
Sexually violent, perhaps, if it’s consensual
sweeny is just steven universe but gay and black
2024-10-10 16:28:24 +0000 UTC
holy shit you guys are right. a CJ mod immediately hit SH2 Remake. first mod i see come from the game
darklord anri
2024-10-10 07:47:58 +0000 UTC
I love how politely the Sweeny mic question was worded
Saddest Substance (ok it MIGHT be cum)
2024-10-10 05:34:36 +0000 UTC
Thank you Sweeney for defending my honor
Literally hammering someone in the ass
2024-10-10 04:50:00 +0000 UTC
Finding out Chris doesnt do quickies is wild but it explains a lot
Swavant
2024-10-09 23:31:28 +0000 UTC
Yeah, I had a hard time telling if Chris and Derrick were being dense as a bit or if this was some weird difference between sub and dub (I watched sub). lol
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-09 22:30:19 +0000 UTC
Sween was correct the whole time.
He was Piccolo Jr. at the end of Dragon Ball in the 23rd World Tournament in English, but he went by Ma Jr in Japanese/the Manga when he signed up for the tournament. Demon King Piccolo is Piccolo Daima in Japanese, so he was basically going by Demon Jr.
Cyrus Fisher
2024-10-09 21:57:26 +0000 UTC
THANK you Maddy
Armadillo
2024-10-09 20:05:54 +0000 UTC
That’s kind of what I assumed since I downgraded from the $25 tier and before that I was at $5. I can probably swing back up to that tier, but the reason I chose the $1 tier is because the $5 one didn’t mention anything about extra episodes and my questions never get read anyway. lol
Master BFE
2024-10-09 20:01:00 +0000 UTC
I get the bonuses at the $5 tier, so that is probably the minimum. I think it’s implied the $1 is only ad free and early, but yeah it should be noted in the tiers
Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball
2024-10-09 19:59:31 +0000 UTC
Sween I highly recommend Yasso bars if you’re craving ice cream
Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball
2024-10-09 19:57:38 +0000 UTC
I was just about to comment this, I've seen people with dyed hair and people with face paint it's really not that bad
Maddy
2024-10-09 19:32:22 +0000 UTC
So at the beginning they mention that they wrote a gay parody and to go see it at the Patreon. I don’t see that anywhere. I did recently have to downgrade to the $1 tier for financial reasons so I was wondering if that’s why, but none of the tiers mention the extra episodes. Can anyone provide insight?
Master BFE
2024-10-09 17:55:27 +0000 UTC
I would wager people that have consumed Spider-Man media the most has just been people who have seen either 1 or multiple of the movies, and has never thought of what the rest of Peter Parker’s life looked like. Unless I’m crazy, I don’t think comic readers are the majority of Spider-Man fans
Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball
2024-10-09 17:20:28 +0000 UTC
Why are the propeller hats being cheeped out on? Where is my Patreon money going? I demand designer propeller hats
Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball
2024-10-09 16:54:51 +0000 UTC
Okay but Chris’ joker impression is actually not bad it’s creepy
Clark
2024-10-09 16:20:53 +0000 UTC
Happy to join the “45 mins side tangent instead of answering the question ” club lol
Jumped MoJo JoJo
2024-10-09 16:10:25 +0000 UTC
If anyone wants to see the Frankie Valli animatronic, you better do it. Pretty sure they’re decommissioning it next year.
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-09 14:56:38 +0000 UTC
Holy shit Finally a Derrick W. Hajime No Ippo kicks so much ass
Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball
2024-10-09 14:28:59 +0000 UTC
Balevalance
ZestyDonger
2024-10-09 13:42:05 +0000 UTC
THIS is what they bring thumbnails back for
Red Hot Willy Pumpers
2024-10-09 12:55:23 +0000 UTC
Derrick, I've met multiple green people at conventions before and never felt any kind of apprehension.
Rat Pobertson
2024-10-09 12:53:07 +0000 UTC
The new intro is kino
Clark
2024-10-09 11:40:06 +0000 UTC
Mewlana Jalaluddin Rumi
EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)
2024-10-09 11:37:24 +0000 UTC
All through eternity
Beauty unveils His exquisite form
in the solitude of nothingness;
He holds a mirror to His Face
and beholds His own beauty.
he is the knower and the known,
the seer and the seen;
No eye but His own
has ever looked upon this Universe.
His every quality finds an expression:
Eternity becomes the verdant field of Time and Space;
Love, the life-giving garden of this world.
Every branch and leaf and fruit
Reveals an aspect of His perfection-
They cypress give hint of His majesty,
The rose gives tidings of His beauty.
Whenever Beauty looks,
Love is also there;
Whenever beauty shows a rosy cheek
Love lights Her fire from that flame.
When beauty dwells in the dark folds of night
Love comes and finds a heart
entangled in tresses.
Beauty and Love are as body and soul.
Beauty is the mine, Love is the diamond.
They have together
since the beginning of time-
Side by side, step by step
EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)
2024-10-09 11:36:43 +0000 UTC
what the fuck are you talking about have you ever and i mean ever been outside before?
mongrel intruder
2024-10-09 10:03:45 +0000 UTC
This is the first I’ve heard of a leaked Gotham by Gaslight Batman game.. so glad we got Suicide Squad instead. Now I can finally play as my favourite DC character - Deadshots daughter!
Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson
2024-10-09 08:39:44 +0000 UTC
No I don’t think I will
Martian Manfucker
2024-10-09 07:09:31 +0000 UTC
The gay has dropped.
BeatoMyMeato
2024-10-09 06:57:30 +0000 UTC
Go fall in a carnivorous plant idgaf
Armadillo
2024-10-09 03:38:07 +0000 UTC
HOLY SHIT, you guys. Clearly Piccolo Jr. is from OG Dragon Ball when he was small. Toddler Piccolo.
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-09 03:32:25 +0000 UTC
I want you guys to get physically violent with each other for my personal entertainment.
Alcoholism
2024-10-09 03:17:41 +0000 UTC
I’d go “woah, fuck are you sick? are you okay?”
And he’d be like “yeah man I’m just green”
Then I’d be like “oh aight cool i guess people can be green” and be over it within the week
Armadillo
2024-10-09 03:16:49 +0000 UTC
It’d be pretty fucking alarming what the fuck are YOU talking about lmao
Martian Manfucker
2024-10-09 02:44:45 +0000 UTC
3 hours I can listen to while playing Sparking Zero? Thank you boys
Martian Manfucker
2024-10-09 02:44:32 +0000 UTC
Belevalance is crazy
cam ham
2024-10-09 02:35:04 +0000 UTC
It’s not even 10 minutes in and derek is on some shit.
Seeing a guy with green skin would not be *that* alarming.
Armadillo
2024-10-09 02:26:15 +0000 UTC
🔥
BenaticBro
2024-10-09 02:11:58 +0000 UTC
3 and a half hours? You guys are insane! And that's why we love you.
Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos
2024-10-09 02:07:24 +0000 UTC
My favorite niggas!
William Haynes
2024-10-09 02:06:57 +0000 UTC