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#267: This Looks Awful

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#267: This Looks Awful
#267: This Looks Awful #267: This Looks Awful

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My child will only be allowed to use windows 98 or Windows XP.

Sween’s Mean Bean Machine

bro where’s the episode

ReviewsSlavesUSA

If you tried, I’d twist your nipples, slap your belly til it’s red, and send you on your way. Don’t step to me brother

Armadillo

Dude one of our runners for governor had their porn accounts leaked from 2009, where he used his whole name and face or some shit and was rambling about wanting slaves. Look up Mark Robinson.

Guggie

Trying to copy the people you’re watching is lame and you deserve to be given a wedgie you fucking dork 😂

The Talibum

Why would it be "He's a teacher, the end"? That makes no sense unless you're completely resetting the universe with him in that position. He's so inherently important to the guidance and development of certain characters. He's almost Miles' aunt may figure to some degree (although his mom also serves as that). Would you say "Aunt May is an aunt, the end"? No, that'd be silly, and she doesn't even have fucking powers.

MojaveScribe

Sween brought up the P90 and my YouTube immediately recommended 3 video featuring it

Katana Silver

Fans of the show find their comedy stylings funny and make stupid comments for fun? 😱 holy fuck I never Cut your own head off

Armadillo

Pickle Oh’s

Feverdream -

Chris ill have you know that i am not in my late teens. I am a 22 year old man with a baby face and I manage a fast food restaurant. All that gay shit aside it was an amazing live show and i love both ur podcasts. I KNOW YOU KNOW IM LISTENING 👁️👄👁️

Caca flakes

Ya’ll are trying way too hard to act like the people on this show, it’s so cringey

The Talibum

What kind of porn does JD Vance watch? Answer: Futon-ari

The Peen Goblin

The ONLY difference is that he’s green WOW BIG DEAL Drown in cum

Armadillo

Every time they talk about comics it makes me wana chew my own foot off

F.i.G

Shut up you are dumb and gay

F.i.G

Comparing face paint to literal aliens is so fucking retarded lmfao I cannot believe you thought this was a gotcha

Martian Manfucker

If you don’t live in the Bronx the only reason to go is Yankee Stadium

Aaron Fontanella

Chris explaining why he hates multiverses then asks for essentially more multiverse stuff that already exists

The dyslexic casting director in charge of hiring GINGERS

Silly Sweeney, not keeping up with the literature Of course Eddie Guerrero cuck his best friend Rey Mysterio and lied to him for 10 years

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Immortal Hulk is absolutely goated I highly recommend it to anyone who is interested in the Hulk and his multiple personas.

Gregga

They aren't Sween is just doing the thing where he thinks he and people like him make up the majority experience of a community

Member of the I hate Sween Coalition

When you squint your eyes your pfp looks like the trans flag.

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

Sexually violent, perhaps, if it’s consensual

sweeny is just steven universe but gay and black

holy shit you guys are right. a CJ mod immediately hit SH2 Remake. first mod i see come from the game

darklord anri

I love how politely the Sweeny mic question was worded

Saddest Substance (ok it MIGHT be cum)

Thank you Sweeney for defending my honor

Literally hammering someone in the ass

Finding out Chris doesnt do quickies is wild but it explains a lot

Swavant

Yeah, I had a hard time telling if Chris and Derrick were being dense as a bit or if this was some weird difference between sub and dub (I watched sub). lol

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Sween was correct the whole time. He was Piccolo Jr. at the end of Dragon Ball in the 23rd World Tournament in English, but he went by Ma Jr in Japanese/the Manga when he signed up for the tournament. Demon King Piccolo is Piccolo Daima in Japanese, so he was basically going by Demon Jr.

Cyrus Fisher

THANK you Maddy

Armadillo

That’s kind of what I assumed since I downgraded from the $25 tier and before that I was at $5. I can probably swing back up to that tier, but the reason I chose the $1 tier is because the $5 one didn’t mention anything about extra episodes and my questions never get read anyway. lol

Master BFE

I get the bonuses at the $5 tier, so that is probably the minimum. I think it’s implied the $1 is only ad free and early, but yeah it should be noted in the tiers

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

Sween I highly recommend Yasso bars if you’re craving ice cream

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

I was just about to comment this, I've seen people with dyed hair and people with face paint it's really not that bad

Maddy

So at the beginning they mention that they wrote a gay parody and to go see it at the Patreon. I don’t see that anywhere. I did recently have to downgrade to the $1 tier for financial reasons so I was wondering if that’s why, but none of the tiers mention the extra episodes. Can anyone provide insight?

Master BFE

I would wager people that have consumed Spider-Man media the most has just been people who have seen either 1 or multiple of the movies, and has never thought of what the rest of Peter Parker’s life looked like. Unless I’m crazy, I don’t think comic readers are the majority of Spider-Man fans

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

Why are the propeller hats being cheeped out on? Where is my Patreon money going? I demand designer propeller hats

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

Okay but Chris’ joker impression is actually not bad it’s creepy

Clark

Happy to join the “45 mins side tangent instead of answering the question ” club lol

Jumped MoJo JoJo

If anyone wants to see the Frankie Valli animatronic, you better do it. Pretty sure they’re decommissioning it next year.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Holy shit Finally a Derrick W. Hajime No Ippo kicks so much ass

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

Balevalance

ZestyDonger

THIS is what they bring thumbnails back for

Red Hot Willy Pumpers

Derrick, I've met multiple green people at conventions before and never felt any kind of apprehension.

Rat Pobertson

The new intro is kino

Clark

Mewlana Jalaluddin Rumi

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

All through eternity Beauty unveils His exquisite form in the solitude of nothingness; He holds a mirror to His Face and beholds His own beauty. he is the knower and the known, the seer and the seen; No eye but His own has ever looked upon this Universe. His every quality finds an expression: Eternity becomes the verdant field of Time and Space; Love, the life-giving garden of this world. Every branch and leaf and fruit Reveals an aspect of His perfection- They cypress give hint of His majesty, The rose gives tidings of His beauty. Whenever Beauty looks, Love is also there; Whenever beauty shows a rosy cheek Love lights Her fire from that flame. When beauty dwells in the dark folds of night Love comes and finds a heart entangled in tresses. Beauty and Love are as body and soul. Beauty is the mine, Love is the diamond. They have together since the beginning of time- Side by side, step by step

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

what the fuck are you talking about have you ever and i mean ever been outside before?

mongrel intruder

This is the first I’ve heard of a leaked Gotham by Gaslight Batman game.. so glad we got Suicide Squad instead. Now I can finally play as my favourite DC character - Deadshots daughter!

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

No I don’t think I will

Martian Manfucker

The gay has dropped.

BeatoMyMeato

Go fall in a carnivorous plant idgaf

Armadillo

HOLY SHIT, you guys. Clearly Piccolo Jr. is from OG Dragon Ball when he was small. Toddler Piccolo.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

I want you guys to get physically violent with each other for my personal entertainment.

Alcoholism

I’d go “woah, fuck are you sick? are you okay?” And he’d be like “yeah man I’m just green” Then I’d be like “oh aight cool i guess people can be green” and be over it within the week

Armadillo

It’d be pretty fucking alarming what the fuck are YOU talking about lmao

Martian Manfucker

3 hours I can listen to while playing Sparking Zero? Thank you boys

Martian Manfucker

Belevalance is crazy

cam ham

It’s not even 10 minutes in and derek is on some shit. Seeing a guy with green skin would not be *that* alarming.

Armadillo

🔥

BenaticBro

3 and a half hours? You guys are insane! And that's why we love you.

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

My favorite niggas!

William Haynes


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