The Snark Tank / October Question Thread!

Hey there chimpish subhumans, Do you have any minor, POSSIBLY AUTISTIC bugbears when it comes to games. Personally I LOATHE when a game makes my character put their weapon away with automatic animations Keep up the good work :)

dangers awesome

2024-11-17 21:29:05 +0000 UTC

Hey there gamers! What’s your favorite hypothetical question that you like to spring on people?

Degenerate Dave

2024-11-01 03:50:18 +0000 UTC

Hey pedophiles! My question is why don't you show the videos/photos you show each other on your phones but not us? Could you at least do it for the patreon episodes if you're worried about getting flagged by Sween showing the ISIS beheadings he beats his tiny pp to?

Bababooey in my boys bussy in the back of my F-150

2024-11-01 01:53:28 +0000 UTC

This isn't a question but I would like you guys to read/sing this on the pod: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And then he said to the man runnin' the stand Hey (CUM CUM CUM), got any CUM? The man said, no, we just sell lemonade But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made! Can I get you a glass? The duck said, FUCK MY ASS! Then he waddled away (waddle waddle) 'Till the very next day (CUM, CUM, CUM, CUM, CUM CU-CUM) [Duck Song]

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2024-10-31 22:53:03 +0000 UTC

Do you three think you could take down Art the Clown? (he will stop if you damaged or bore him to much)

Really bad at tying knots

2024-10-31 20:43:33 +0000 UTC

Hey all, Happy Halloween, I just wanted to seriously encourage you to sit down and marathon the Harry Potter movies with the same suspension of disbelief you’d apply to Star Wars, the last three movies in HP are amazing fantasy films and are worth watching. Stay snappy. <3

Dandylion

2024-10-31 19:46:22 +0000 UTC

Hey light mode, dark mode, and darker mode. Question for Chris what are your thoughts on the announcement that PlayStation Spider Man 2 is not getting any DLC or updates going forward.

The Jar Chris uses for his Mary Jane figure

2024-10-31 16:28:00 +0000 UTC

I’m not a lore master but that is more along the lines of true. I don’t think Harry’s dad was mean to Snape BECAUSE he was a wimp for Lily, but just because he was an outcast. But either or both could be true. So Sween got that part accurate, but there was a bunch of other stuff that was all flavors of fucked up, so either the people that told him all of it were dumb as shit, or he didn’t actually absorb it and memorize it correctly. Which is totally fine to do for something you don’t really care about, but o then speak on it as if you’re saying the truth is what’s dumb, but it is good content for a comedy podcast.

Master BFE

2024-10-31 04:35:54 +0000 UTC

Wasn't Harry's dad mean to Snape because Snape was simping for Harry's mom? Sounds like Sween was just mixing a bunch of shit up LOL

Seth

2024-10-31 04:33:17 +0000 UTC

As a "Christian MAGA hog" I gotta say... this is not a question dumbass.

Seth

2024-10-31 04:29:04 +0000 UTC

Hi fat one, beefy one, and anorexic one! What is a game or series in general that you know is bad but just can't help but defend it? For me, it's Mortal Kombat. People constantly shit on the franchise anytime fighting game talk happens and I know the new stuff is bad but I just like it too much to see it slandered.

Keith David but he's a MAGA supporter

2024-10-31 01:41:59 +0000 UTC

Hello Fucked up hair, Quiet one and Either really wrong or totally correct P.O.S. My question is Mr. Beast forcefully puts you on an Island with a bunch of other youtubers for a battle royale. Who is the first person you team up with and who is the first person you kill? Personally I hate Ricky Berwick so I'm both befriending him and killing him no matter what. I think I could find something to curb stomp him with

Aydden

2024-10-31 00:45:48 +0000 UTC

Favorite horror game?

Master Quief

2024-10-30 23:49:34 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, Extra Ammo idea: Fandom tier list. Rank fans of games, books, movies, whatever. Maybe toss up a post for us to give suggestions. Thanks.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

2024-10-30 13:18:36 +0000 UTC

Hey BIPOC darlings, I thought it was funny you brought up game over by falling in reverse because I recently went out to a bar with some friends, and as we left we spent $20 filling the queue on the jukebox with that song and Gangnam style alternating for the next hour. Are there any times you guys did something to ruin the days of others sheerly for your own amusement?

I'm not a big fan of the government (30 on 30)

2024-10-30 04:26:41 +0000 UTC

Hello Racist Walt Jr, Gay Gus Fring, and Black Mike. Last Episode you mentioned DBZ abridged. While I agree it was a little long and I’m glad they stopped making it, have any of you guys seen their animated series ’HFIL’? It’s basically a sitcom about Cell, Frieza, Ginyu’s etc. living in hell.

GreyGhost still wants Superman to have a gun

2024-10-30 04:06:06 +0000 UTC

Hello ray squilliam johnson, that guy from Weezer and ReviewCockUSA! What kind of dishes are you guys cooking for yourselllves lately? I've been on a Philly cheese steak kick myself. Peace and chicken grease yo

SPECIAL NEEDS CANNON!!

2024-10-30 02:22:14 +0000 UTC

Simple question boys Favorite internet lowcow ?

Pan_of_Jello

2024-10-29 21:32:54 +0000 UTC

what up my melanated melon miscreants, and white if you could have the powers of any video game protagonist, but you have to suck their dick to completion to attain those powers, (any non-dick possessing characters are given one twice the size of yours) who would you pick?

Dandylion

2024-10-29 20:35:21 +0000 UTC

CLARIFICATION FROM PREVIOUSLY READ QUESTION: Writing in to clarify since me calling Sween out on Harry Potter got read. The reason I didn’t clarify what was wrong is because there was far too much to list. The main thing that sent me over the edge was Sween saying that Harry’s dad was a dickhead to Voldemort and that’s part of why he went evil, when in reality James Potter was 34 years younger than Tom Riddle (Voldemort) and they were not even close to being in school at the same time. He was literally just a child psychopath who found out he could be immortal if he murdered people. Harry Potter has a lot of dumb qualities and I’m not even that big of a fan, but just listening to Sween try to inform Derrick while being so damn wrong was both hilarious and infuriating.

Master BFE

2024-10-29 18:27:22 +0000 UTC

Hey music f slurs, I’m into production myself and just recently got a Medieval (EP-1320 sampler) from teenage engineering, have you guys seen these? They’re really great and come with some great presets.

Sweeny throws bowling balls at children

2024-10-29 15:18:34 +0000 UTC

Hello pim, Charlie, and of course, smormu (Chris is smormu obviously) I recently tried out the Callisto protocol to prove the reviews wrong and boy were they right, that game is not good. What are some games/movies that you tried out, believing the reviews to be wrong but still ended up disappointed?

American woman, I AM GAY

2024-10-29 10:15:17 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, I just lost my job and I’m wondering if that dedicated toe sucker job you asked me about is still available? Happy to get Kingston’s sweaty dawgs in my mouth for the right salary.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

2024-10-29 05:23:27 +0000 UTC

Hello cane sugar, sweet and low, and Splenda. If you could choose one type of cuisine (eg japanese, Italian, Indian, etc) to eat for the rest of your life and you can’t eat anything else, what type of cuisine would you choose?

Schadenfreudian Slip

2024-10-29 04:16:42 +0000 UTC

Have you ever judged someone for their phone’s wallpaper? I think having family as wallpaper is safe and boring but has taken over the photo in the wallet for people.

Autistic Arbiter

2024-10-28 23:51:48 +0000 UTC

Quick and easy one for the lot of you (actually just sweeny), since sweeny is both a big time comic reader and a massive fan of sonic, has he ever read the sonic comics?

silver the hedgehog made me gay

2024-10-28 17:56:16 +0000 UTC

Just thinking out loud, how many more dog characters are yall gonna come up with? We got Eric the human and Donald trumps dog called bligger, how many more are in the chamber?

GEARSxWARRIOR

2024-10-28 15:35:10 +0000 UTC

Hey yall, I have a question. Do you believe that IDs should not be shown in order to cast your vote? The only thing I can think of is that it allows people to gather up mentally retarded people, homeless people, and family member's ballots and send them in with whatever candidate or proposal they choose. Is there an actual argument against what I am saying that isn't extremely racist or ableist?

Seth

2024-10-28 06:54:42 +0000 UTC

Hello Chris-Topher and the Darky Malarkey Duo. Long time first time. Lets get straight into the most heinous question I can think of. Would you rather be molested by everyone you know, or have to molest everyone you know? Bonus, you can eat a shotgun sandwich but only halfway through one of the choices.

Sweeney accidentally circumcising Lily's choad with the gap in his teeth

2024-10-27 14:36:43 +0000 UTC

Hello, different name but you may remember me from the time I called Kingston a "Thick-Lipped Bug-Eyed Nappy Headed Chimp" way back when. I say that to say despite my overwhelming disdain for Sween as a human being, I do have to admit he's entirely right about Vergil and the Devil May Cry games (2 and most of 4 excluded) being surprisingly well-written. I'm not an anime guy, and as Derrick said of course you mainly play those games for the gameplay, but I never really understood the notion that fantastical or over the top elements suddenly make a narrative any less worthy of being taken seriously. I think Bollywood flicks like RRR are a great example. If that's your stance, my question is why?

More like dumb stupid fucking idiot Jameson

2024-10-27 12:01:46 +0000 UTC

Sup Mario judah, punk ass black bitch. and goblin. Last episode yall talked shit on people who have only seen dragon ball abridged and I am one of those people and you wanna know what I think of that?... You right.. you think Kia Is a good way to watch it? I don't like filler

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

2024-10-27 07:27:49 +0000 UTC

Hello guys who write songs about being gay and jacking off to whom I’m writing a serious comment for some reason: I’ve enjoyed the pod’s embrace of left politics and appreciate Derrick’s outspokenness, so from that angle I’d like to offer some criticism from the left. In ep272 Derrick insists religion is the source of social ill in America (conservatism, etc). At risk of sounding like a gay “read Marx” nerd, a class-forward materialist perspective views American religion as a reflection of the most regressive aspects of class society. Sween is right to mention it’s mostly attributed to abrahamic religion, it’s no coincidence that Eastern religions are seen as more peaceful as they aren’t used as a justification for domination quite as often. The cruelty of American Protestantism can be easily explained by its roots in the tradition of a literal slave society in the antebellum south. Today, late capitalism is reflected in Christian MAGA hogs, rabid Zionists cynically co-opting Judaism, and our adventures in the Middle East and South Asia breeding Islamist terror groups. Just wanted to offer a different perspective and insist that historical materialism is important and the left need not divide along religious, racial, gender, or whatever lines. All of us are workers. Sorry for the boring ass not-question, peace and love (also ur gay)!

Listen, black! (Joe Biden voice)

2024-10-27 07:25:37 +0000 UTC

Hey Derrick and Kingston, with the approaching release of Dragon Age Veilguard, I would've asked how you guys would rank the series but the ranking is obvious to anyone who has played them. Instead, I'll ask, what you two are hoping to get out Veilguard. Something closer to Origins or something closer to Inquisition? PS I want to fuck Isabela's fat ass

Kingston, stop gaping your asshole, My Grandma keeps licking the screen

2024-10-27 03:07:54 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, in ep271 you were talking about reading older literature in schools, specifically ones with the N-word in it. This was the case when I was at school in Norther Ireland but a recent bit of drama came out around this topic from my old school and I was arguing with my brother about this: Should the teacher avoid those kinds of books is there's one black kid in their class? Not multiple, literally just 1 black kid in a class of white kids and they're taking turns reading a book with the hard R?

Beatin my meat since 99'

2024-10-26 19:27:01 +0000 UTC

Not a question but a comment intended to put the image and sound of Squidward choking on the fork fresh on your minds.

Queen Pifi

2024-10-26 17:26:43 +0000 UTC

Biggest hear-me-out in gaming? For me it’s GLaDOS, also follow me on twitter, @girlinthefall

Dandylion

2024-10-26 13:37:48 +0000 UTC

if urppnballs is heere, where is your ppnballs?

ur ppnballs

2024-10-26 13:22:50 +0000 UTC

What are your most ambitious costume ideas? Pick one for each other.

Sexual Tyrannosaurus

2024-10-26 12:34:07 +0000 UTC

Pronunciation of Username: Yous-way-less/ So, now that we have Pizza Time Goblin, Shirtman, and Pizzarine, what would you guys do in this new world where there are reality warping beings and pizza fighters? Would you try spider-manning with inventions and radiation or something else?

Uzweilous, The Fan

2024-10-26 10:54:08 +0000 UTC

If you could make the cover in the styles of both Trent Reznor and Johnny Cash that would be great thx

Toast Malone

2024-10-26 04:10:10 +0000 UTC

This gay song has been building in my head for too long and I need someone to see it, especially with the recent Hurt covers Girth by 9-Inch Males (Johnny Cock did the cover 7 months before he died in a tragic self-suck incident) I, jerked myself today To see if I still squeal I, focus on the gay The only thing that’s real The cocks torture my holes That old familiar sting Try to pray the gay away But I remember everything What have I become My gayest friend Every time I cum, it’s in some guy’s Tight rear-end And you could suck me off My two balls and girth I’ll surely go down I’d suck off the earth

Toast Malone

2024-10-26 04:03:18 +0000 UTC

this is not a question i just want to tell you guys: that the largest cow in the world is called "Knickers" no lie, look it up

The Will Smith that's not a bitch

2024-10-25 19:58:24 +0000 UTC

Just wanted to write in to clarify to Derrick and also point out how hilarious it is. Sween is completely fucking up the Harry Potter lore in every way and though it’s fun to listen to his weird completely made up head-cannon (likely from him “passively absorbing content”) just know it’s completely wrong and he’s dumb and gay.

Master BFE

2024-10-25 19:58:00 +0000 UTC

Hey guys so my GAY boyfriend proposed to me and I said yes so what I’m proposing is for you 3 to be the music and play at the reception and sing the gayest songs you can write

Sam Fox

2024-10-25 10:32:57 +0000 UTC

Hey gays! If Keith David approached you on the street and begged you for a BlowJob, would you do it?

Keith David but he's a MAGA supporter

2024-10-25 07:47:21 +0000 UTC

Hello Double N and the S. Do you remember the episode where Arthur gets called a knitter? What would your reaction be if you were transferred into his body during this? You can't escape.

Mr. Hot Salsa

2024-10-25 04:37:35 +0000 UTC

Hey Gang Members, No question just a follow up for my "The Big Bang Theory" comment. The truth is I actually never watched it. I just wrote that to fuck around. I just wanted to pretend to be someone who likes TBBT. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND IS THE BEST SITCOM!!! NO GOD, ON GAPE

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

2024-10-25 04:03:05 +0000 UTC

Hey Piccolo, Mr. Popo, and Master Roshi Question for Sweeney: Have you been watching any recent One Piece? Pacing has improved a little and the animation has become so goddamn fire. Also, will you be watching the reboot?

Jack

2024-10-25 02:50:28 +0000 UTC

If you are the clone, would clone know if you when are the clone who is the clone would clone know no clones sexual addiction

Cult of The Golden God

2024-10-24 21:07:15 +0000 UTC

Hello my three best buddies. Did any of you ever watch Bleach? The new season of Thousand Year Blood War just started up again and I think it has the best animation and pacing of any anime I’ve ever seen. Thanks daddies.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

2024-10-24 20:40:56 +0000 UTC

Hey guys I've grown up with the Sam Reimi Spider-man movies and since you guys also talk about em a lot I needed to get this off my chest. Although Spider-man 2 is my favorite, I also love 1, and love 3 while high, but what always stood out to me was how the first two change in terms of how they shoot their action scenes. In SM2 a lot of the action is long shots of choreography and fast editing. Meanwhile I feel like SM1's action scenes are all turn-based.

Rat Supreme

2024-10-24 16:15:28 +0000 UTC

Greetings, human ice cream sandwich. Sorry for throwing this in so late in the month, but this question randomly came to me in the middle of the night. What is your most satisfying mundane action? Examples include finding the right temperature in the shower, scratching an itch in the right place, or the first sip of a cold drink, etc etc. Thanks, boys.

Gyro Owns The World

2024-10-24 13:40:41 +0000 UTC

Can I get some clean clips/barks for specials in the game. Like a couple from all 3 of you

Literally hammering someone in the ass

2024-10-24 04:58:25 +0000 UTC

What game was your “oh there can be stories and emotional impact in these things”? For me it was heavenly sword, it was the first time I’ve seen the main character just straight up die and seeing the clan she was in hold an emotional funeral actually made young me cry (to which my father immediately made fun of me for)

Mumford and Gay sons

2024-10-23 04:03:51 +0000 UTC

Hey, “Look it’s,” “A Little,” and “Dead Meme.” First time question-asker. Who is winning the Gay, Cringe, Tattooed Musician that Begs to Be Canceled in their Music Competition? Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse or Tom MacDonald of Tom MacDonald?

Jon Ron Topher AKA Sir Gaydeon Off-queer the Ball-Blowing

2024-10-22 21:09:26 +0000 UTC

Do you guys think Dr. Umar is serious or playing the bit completely straight? Also which would be funner?

Pissin' n Wizzin'

2024-10-22 20:37:51 +0000 UTC

This is about the last podcast when Derek and Sween were talking about J Cole's new song. People aren't fucking with this song because J Cole is trying to rewrite the narrative about the beef between Drake and Kendrick. J Cole is trying to make it seem as if the entire beef was about getting clout and having the best Twitter memes. Sorry Sween, but J Cole is forever a Bitch ass Bitch for trying to come into the beef, make an ass song, apologize, and try to rewrite the narrative that he wouldn't have lost the beef, but a friend.

You would not believe your eyes, if 10 million big black guys, bust on my face as I fell asleep

2024-10-22 12:05:51 +0000 UTC

Hey Derek, when you and Jojo get divorced, who gets the cum?

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

2024-10-22 03:17:07 +0000 UTC

Have you guys seen the video of the police officer hanging upside down from a fence with his pants down and a giant shitstain on his underwear? (Real video i swear) hmu on twitter if you want it Sween, @girlinthefall

Dandylion

2024-10-21 22:50:06 +0000 UTC

Can Shirt-Man’s secret identity be Sherman Shirtman?

Dandylion

2024-10-21 22:09:17 +0000 UTC

Hello gay twinks Just started playing TEKKEN 8 and since it's quickly become my new hyperfixation, can you guys go on a tangent about Tekken for 20 minutes to tame my never ending need for parasocial communication with you all Also i'm a Reina main because bad bitch, have a good day dudes

Sweeny flosses with his own piss

2024-10-21 14:19:50 +0000 UTC

Chris doing "red pilled Michael Jackson" is my new favorite thing ever. I want that clip in my YouTube forever. Holy shit that's so damn funny. INFO WARRRSSS UH!

Dmnsrage

2024-10-21 11:53:43 +0000 UTC

If Sween was about to get the Electric Chair for his crimes of being a Disney adult and the fireball out the window incident, would you save him from the death penalty? If you would, how would you save him?

Autistic Arbiter

2024-10-20 22:39:23 +0000 UTC

Have you guys ever started crying and were very confused as you were crying why it happened.

tytychicken

2024-10-20 19:36:36 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris Maldonaldo, Kingston Jameson, and Derrick Pilot! At the time of writing this, October 20th, it is my birthday! So, do you have any funny or interesting stories that happened on your birthdays? Thanks for making the past 6-7 years a joy to sit through. PS. Chris, "Slaanesh" is pronounced "Sla-nesh"

Doombringer

2024-10-20 17:55:17 +0000 UTC

Say you can travel back into time to year zero and deliver one item with an instruction manual, what would you choose? I think an Atomic bomb or a Honda Civic for me

Cum between her cheeks call it a Nutter Buttet

2024-10-20 08:24:26 +0000 UTC

This question is for Derrick In an old episode, you mentioned wanting to fuck a girl doggystyle while eating a bowl of cocoa puffs. Did you ever achieve that dream?

Kingston, stop gaping your asshole, My Grandma keeps licking the screen

2024-10-20 03:47:33 +0000 UTC

What's up Derrick, Chris, and you weird ass chia seed drinker So my father went to highschool with fucking Diddy of all people (I got video proof of the yearbook if needed lmao) just wondering if you or know anyone that has known wack ass celebrities before the were famous

Schindler's list is a comedy

2024-10-20 00:18:00 +0000 UTC

Hey guys What if instead of Hurt by Johnny Cash it’s Squirt

R-wordthur

2024-10-19 18:11:45 +0000 UTC

Hello Chris and Derrick huge fan thanks for all the laughs. *Glances at Sweeny. If a Stright man leads a gay man on for food and drinks but doesn't sleep with him is that gay?

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

2024-10-19 08:21:34 +0000 UTC

Hola negros y caliente blanco Not a question just a fun fact. The guy who fucked a mcchicken was charged with sexually assaulting a 13 year old in a walmart parking lot. Have fun with that information brothers.

hi

2024-10-19 03:22:19 +0000 UTC

Hey Boys. Deric, I beg of you, please make a short gay parody of Virtual Insanity, use that one Patron's JaQueerAmI name, and just title it "Homo-sexuality".

Metal Queer Solid Sex, Cocks of the Patriots

2024-10-19 01:50:24 +0000 UTC

What's the craziest shit you guys experienced when trick or treating? I remember my friends and I used to do a running kick like Charlie Brown to those "take one and move on" candy buckets people used to leave on their front porch. The swarm would swiftly attack.

Queen Christine

2024-10-18 12:37:09 +0000 UTC

Hey Snarkers, Who manages your discord server? It got taken over by Arabs at one point and I said that I hate Arabs in the chat, they banned me. If I can get access again that would be great. Thanks.

Cant Say I gave up without saying I Gay

2024-10-18 01:18:19 +0000 UTC

why are you guys so gayyyyyyy

Cant Say I gave up without saying I Gay

2024-10-18 01:15:59 +0000 UTC

hey gay boys, with people making AI voice and text generation mods for skyrim, what do you think the positive applications of generative AI in videogames could be in the future? i personally wonder if we'll return to the text-based RPG's of ye olden days. thanks from your most sane Australian listener

pitching a24 a movie about Mr Hand's son's revenge quest to fuck the horse to death

2024-10-18 01:14:39 +0000 UTC

I really enjoy listening ing to you guys talk about music, and I enjoy all of your takes. I was just curious, what is Derek's take on sleep token? I have just recently started listening to them after giving in to the hype train and I have to say, I'm really impressed. Love all you guys do and thank you for getting me through my graveyard shift. P.S. chris please get Colin on here ASAP

James Pennington

2024-10-17 21:50:01 +0000 UTC

Did you guys hear about Liam Payne? More like Liam payne-less death am I right?

American woman, I AM GAY

2024-10-17 10:10:23 +0000 UTC

I just watched a hyper realistic animation of Hey Arnold being curbstomped by the unibrow chick. Uh add me on twt if you wanna see it @girlinthefall

Dandylion

2024-10-17 07:50:11 +0000 UTC

Hey Sween, Sween, and Sween (my favorite). Have you considered doing an Extra Ammo where you make a famous movie or video game gay, instead of a song? What would gay Halo 2 be?

I'm 4ft11

2024-10-17 02:54:38 +0000 UTC

Hello "you people", if each of you had a cocktail named after you, what would they be composed of?

SPECIAL NEEDS CANNON!!

2024-10-17 02:11:37 +0000 UTC

Yo, so how long yall think it will take for Asmongolds career to get thrown into the shitter and he turns to right wing grifting?

AllHandsOnDick

2024-10-16 21:41:12 +0000 UTC

Hello people really controlling the hurricane. An idea i had for the show now that it’s in person. For a Halloween episode you could record in costumes, the stupider the better. Thanks for making my mind worse.

Call me Stevie Nicks the way I edged at seventeen

2024-10-16 19:28:27 +0000 UTC

This question is a little more mundane than usual. But have you guys seen those videos of the Alcoholic Monkeys beating their kids?

Get back here COCKER!! COCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL SUCK YOU TILL THE ENDS OF THE E

2024-10-16 13:30:26 +0000 UTC

Saw this question on threads and thought I should ask you subordinates for your "professional" opinions; "You are given $1,000,000 to hide a paperclip from a detective, they have 7 days to find it. Where are you hiding it??"

Gus the Goonking

2024-10-16 12:54:59 +0000 UTC

Hello again you handsome homos! I've asked this question a while ago, but due to some wacky circumstances, Chris was the only one around to answer. So I wanted to give Kingston and Derrick a chance to answer the only wholesome question I ever asked: what are some little pleasures in life that bring you genuine joy? For me it's making a room full of people laugh or drinking a cold beer on a hot day, and for Chris it was taking a bath

Papa_Gzeus

2024-10-16 11:38:59 +0000 UTC

Hiya Christoff Raymundo Gunsmithe Higgins, Dwayne Johnson, and Timothy Dean Sweeney (CEO of Epic Games). What are your opinions on the recent allegations against Typhlosion? Or just thoughts on the Game Freak leaks in general?

Krystal Fox's massive, veiny, throbbing girl-cock.

2024-10-16 10:27:09 +0000 UTC

Hey Nick, Stavvy, and Adam, I know you fellas are busy working on the pod, but do you guys listen to stuff on your free time? What are your favorite pods or audiobooks.

Lizurd

2024-10-16 05:30:06 +0000 UTC

Lately you guys talk about grinding out episodes. What about killing two birds with one stone. Another podcast I listen to plans a week where they know people are already coming out to their area for an event like twitchcon and they mass record guest episodes in that week and then they are set for the next 3-4 months. Now their episodes are shorter and less frequent, but nothing is saying you can’t use it as a buffer and put out only an episode or 2 of it a month to break stuff up. This would also lead to them being more focused on the guest instead of trying to sprinkle in current events since it could be uploaded months down the road. Just a thiught

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

2024-10-16 01:58:56 +0000 UTC

Heya boyos! I know none of you cretins like pokemon, but please tell me you've heard about the recent leaks. If not please look up the pokemon folklore leaks on the show. That shit is wild.

CALL JAY GAY WENTWORTH 877-DICK-NOW

2024-10-16 00:20:27 +0000 UTC

hey “people”. if you could bring back one artist back from the dead to make a collab single with one living artist, who would they be? personal pick would be Kendrick and XXXTen

Dandylion

2024-10-15 21:22:58 +0000 UTC

Yo, Sween you're dumb and gay. Liu Kang was in Mortal Kombat Deception as his zombie form.

Mr. Hot Salsa

2024-10-15 19:03:34 +0000 UTC

Ello glasses ,glasses and blind fuck who needs glasses. Not a question but a good iceberg of discussion, shirt power is just a stand user. Stands are named after music or artists usually, look up notorious B I G jojo stand,have fun with the music references and what their powers are.

Crimson

2024-10-15 13:56:00 +0000 UTC

hey 3, 2, and 1. quick follow up to the CJ question but do you think modding will ever get to a point that no one knows who CJ is but he'll still be modded in to every game possible?

Mumford and Gay sons

2024-10-15 11:02:53 +0000 UTC

Hey gang, I have a question regarding the concept of storytellers making their world's feel so much smaller. In Insomniac's Spider-Man 2 they had Kraven off-screen kill off Shocker, Electro, Vulture, as well as Rhino though it's only implied. Those are some of Spider-Man's most iconic and important villains and Shocker that just died off screen and are never mentioned again. This on top of a story I didn't like in general made Spider-Man 2 a game I really haven't gone back to after beating it. So the question is, have you ever gone through something similar where a world you love is actively made to feel smaller and less interesting by a decision made by the writer's.

Doombringer

2024-10-15 02:46:27 +0000 UTC

Hello the three gay musketqueers. Do you guys remember the movie Barnyard and it's spin off show Back at the Barnyard? That movie and show was insane and the humor crossed so many lines while airing on Nickelodeon. For example look up "Back at the barnyard dairy section" for brief clip of this show.

Mr. Hot Salsa

2024-10-15 02:21:15 +0000 UTC

Hey there Gay and Proud, Silly little Black, and WHITE DEVIL, do you guys think there's a lost art in video games with fixed camera angles? Asking because I decided to play some of the old Onimusha games and noticed that I would sometimes stop just to look at the backgrounds and angles. P.S. The third one had no right being so fun and so goofy

Kingston, stop gaping your asshole, My Grandma keeps licking the screen

2024-10-14 23:54:55 +0000 UTC

heya 2 and a half braincells, long time watcher first time asker here. How do yall find new music? Since I'm an antisocial loser and have no one to talk to, Spotify's radio and DJ features have helped me discover some real good stuff I wouldn't have known about otherwise. I've recently found 'Amy and The sniffers' and 'Bad Nerves', and have been loving the fresh tunes! Thanks for the entertainment boyos!

Fajiro

2024-10-14 19:45:46 +0000 UTC

There's this video called "The Drink (Cup) Official Music Video" and it's just some guy rapping in a Trunks impression

Keith David but he's a MAGA supporter

2024-10-14 18:03:39 +0000 UTC

Howdy Derrick, Sweeny, and N-word with a soft A, how about this, what's up with fighting games always having a black boxer character (T.J Combo from Killer Instinct, Balrog from Street Fighter, and to an extent Jax from Mortal Kombat) and which is your favorite? I'm personally tied between Jax and Combo personally

Paying $5 rent to live in Sweeney's tooth gap

2024-10-14 15:43:49 +0000 UTC

Hello the sharpest tools in my shed. I just watched Avatar: The Last Airbender for the first time since I was a child, and it is still as goated as it always has been. The animation is great, the characters are complex and cool, and the world is sick. I can't believe you guys haven't seen it yet. With that being said my question is this: Watch Avatar. The first few episodes were still trying to find the identity of the show, and are significantly more childish than the remaining episodes, so it's not some kiddie show. No reason to skip this show any more buckos

Whimsic

2024-10-14 15:17:00 +0000 UTC

Hello my favorite podcasters and chris i guess, My biggest dream project is to remake jeepers creepers 2 but a short bus with a cast mainly filled with down syndrome actors. What movie would you guys personally like to remake and what marginalized/disabled group would you like to recast into the movie. Also watch Vegeta trys galaxy gas on youtube, im sure itll tickle ur guys' specfic brain rot.

That Scene From The Walking Dead But It's Mark Wahlberg Having A Jolly ol Time.

2024-10-14 14:54:13 +0000 UTC

To my beloved blacks. Have you seen a little video titled "Gangster Party Line," and, if so, what are your thoughts?

Bent Shapeeno

2024-10-14 13:50:48 +0000 UTC

Most angry you’ve ever been at a video game? I dismantled a Wii remote with my teeth and swallowed more of it than I should have whilst playing the Simpsons Game (I couldn’t beat God at DDR)

Dandylion

2024-10-14 13:49:30 +0000 UTC

Am I retarded because I am voting for Donald Trump? Or are you retarded because you are indeed retarded?

Seth

2024-10-14 06:46:29 +0000 UTC

Guys is it just me, or does Aloy from the Horizon games look like Nicocado Avocado?

Spongebob me boy i have taken over 30 pills of paracetanol and will die of liver failiure over the next 3 days

2024-10-13 18:44:37 +0000 UTC

Lemme get an extra ammo where you guys play with actions figures in the first half and then fight each other with hulk fist gloves in the 2nd half. Winner takes half the others paycheck for that episode

GEARSxWARRIOR

2024-10-13 15:53:50 +0000 UTC

Who would win a ku klux klan robed jedi or a black panther sith?

please look up the I am the ipat video on youtube

2024-10-13 14:25:26 +0000 UTC

Hello gningers, who do yall main in Smash? Personally I’m a Sonic, Link and Isabelle girly. Also, Chris for the love of God remaster your Reality Calls album that shit slaps.

Dandylion

2024-10-13 11:59:05 +0000 UTC

Hellpriest, not a question, just wanted to say i hate patreon more now since it charged me my 25 for the month, then booted me from the patreon anyway so i had to re apply for the 5 dollar tier instead since 50 this month was a bit higher than o was willing to spend (i did make sure and none of my other patrons even had a 25 dollar option)

DomoNation

2024-10-13 07:12:17 +0000 UTC

Buddy of mine found out that the movie maker in sparking zero just takes a screenshot of YOUR GAME. Already saw a community post of CJ doing a spirit bomb. How long do you think this will stay up and how crazy do you think it’ll get?

Mumford and Gay sons

2024-10-13 05:31:33 +0000 UTC

Hello OCD, ADHD and Depression! What video game characters would be laughably outmatched in other games/franchises? I think of Link being plopped into Elden Ring and immediately getting fucked with a tree trunk sized sword P.s. the 3 hour podcasts are amazing, don't stop! Thanks for the laughs, chucklefuckers!

Supermage

2024-10-13 01:40:18 +0000 UTC

This question is directed to Kingston! Have you ever thought of making your own recorded DnD show ala Dimension 20 or Critical Role? I’m sure if you put a .356 Magnum in Chris’ mouth and said “Do you believe in God?” he’d let you borrow some equipment.

Doombringer

2024-10-12 22:35:15 +0000 UTC

Hey Spiccolo, Nappy, and Friezer with the hard R. When can we get snark tank merch featuring that discussing png picture of Chris from that Twitter trash episode? We need something to rival the scumbag hoodie

What Happened to Paul Joseph Watson. Did he die or just finally come out of the closet

2024-10-12 21:24:20 +0000 UTC

Hello fucks, I write and draw original comics in my free time. I was wondering if you guys had specific characters or badass story concepts that you frequently think about but don't share often?

Gay AC DC is AN AL

2024-10-12 18:26:28 +0000 UTC

Hey Gays, I know I already posted this month's question but disregard that because this is important. I just saw a vod of Chris playing "No Cock Like Horse Cock" on stream. Chris, do you hate yourself for this? And can you do it again for the Snark Tank homeless?

Nostradumbass

2024-10-12 16:50:26 +0000 UTC

Hi, Bert, Ernie and snuffleupagus! So, I remember starting a book I intended to publish called "The Bible II: the revenge of Jesus" but your bible belt scares the shit out of me so I canned it. It would have ended with the rapture with Jesus facing off against Lucifer in an Avengers Endgame type showdown with Lucifer. Seeing as I refuse to make it, I'd be interested to see what you guys would put into it? ps Sweeney, don't hate me, Oozarus are fucking awesome lol

Sweeny is just Chris in his Oozaru form

2024-10-12 11:11:23 +0000 UTC

Can you come outside for a minute?

One Thousand Hornets

2024-10-12 04:36:37 +0000 UTC

Howdy there astigmatism, BlackMetal, and one of the good ones. What's a movie or game that is constantly shit on but you personally love it and/or think is highly underrated? For me, fuck everyone else I fucking love Joker Folie a Deux and no one can convince me otherwise.

Trump Deep-Throating Bear Necks

2024-10-12 03:59:04 +0000 UTC

He drinks alot of 7-up

SPECIAL NEEDS CANNON!!

2024-10-12 03:56:54 +0000 UTC

Question for Chris: Do you have GERD? You burp quite a lot.

Paz

2024-10-12 02:42:39 +0000 UTC

Typical snark tank question segment be like: Chris: the mad fapper wrote in- (Kingston's phone goes off and sounds like an elephant). Chris: The mad fa- (Kingston's phone sounds Like several jackhammers running) Chris: THE MAD FAPPER WROTE IN- (air raid sirens go off on Kingston's phone) Chris: Kingston, the fuck?? Kingston: sorry marvel just released Peter Parker's official cock length

SPECIAL NEEDS CANNON!!

2024-10-12 02:21:47 +0000 UTC

Good evening, ye merry grundle-men. Long time listener and first time homo-hobo. One day I was at a mall, going down an escalator, when a woman and her daughter (both of whom happened to be black) raced down the other set, obviously in a hurry. The old man (a white man) in front turned around to me (a young white man) and said, "N-words (hard R), am I right?" Never have a been so dumbfounded, this old fart assumed I'd be as blatantly racist like him. Got anything like this?

The Senate

2024-10-11 22:03:37 +0000 UTC

Hello human wojaks! Listener since episode #34! If you were given the power to save your spot in life how you save in games, how would your life change and what would you do with it!

ReviewsSlavesUSA

2024-10-11 19:38:34 +0000 UTC

Well hello the stinky tank. Not a question but the shirt guy character has been living rent free in my head making chuckle every now and then. But he reminds me of a character in Warhammer 40k called Lucius the eternal and his armour of perpetually screaming faces of the people that have bested him on combat. It's to long to write but I recommend a quick search for the reasons for it happening and how he looks, keep you the great content.

My left nut now fixed

2024-10-11 18:56:16 +0000 UTC

Chris… I want to see if your answer has changed. How many Zimbabwe fun-bucks or USD, would it take for you to fuck a thumb person from spy kids?

Guggie

2024-10-11 13:21:07 +0000 UTC

super brief question for famous Disney adult Sweeney, do you like any of the Disney-licensed cartoons from recent years such as The Owl House or Amphibia? i highly recommend both for Sween specifically, they're amazing

today i learned meth was first discovered and created in japan, yet another amazing contribution they have made to american soci

2024-10-11 11:58:52 +0000 UTC

What up FUCK, September 22nd 2024 has come and gone, and you guys said that you'd revisit your "I'm dead" cover of All Star by Smash Mouth. I want Derrick's "My bodyyyyyy's gettin' coo(uu)ooold" performed with sincerity over the instrumental track dammit. This was about a half hour into episode 174.

wait woah, hold on, this guy is subscribed to the patreon for $300, he's so cool and probably has lots of friends and a huge PP

2024-10-11 07:48:20 +0000 UTC

Do you think Spiderman ever got freaky with his web holes?

Gus the Goonking

2024-10-11 07:35:37 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, this month marks my 25th year being alive on this mortal coil, but I feel indifferent. I have 2, so it's up to you. Were there any milestones that you were looking forward to hitting that you were either disappointed or indifferent about oonce you hit? Is it a sign concern for one to be strongly affected by music? I've been battling with this for years especially with not being given the tools to grapple them on my own until recently with help from my girlfriend and friends. Thank you guys for filling my life with laughter through the fire and flames

Here's a good question by

2024-10-11 02:57:31 +0000 UTC

Hey Earth, Wind, and Fire. Recently I revisited some old YouTube classics I used to watch like Epic Rap Battles of History and it got me thinking. If we were in a world where all historical figures of note were rappers who would you most want an album or at least a fire EP from? What style or genre do you think they'd be? Would wars be settled by a series of rap battles?

DJ whatever you do, DO NOT give me a beat!

2024-10-11 02:24:07 +0000 UTC

Hello, Vegeta, Beelzemon if his shotgun shot the n-word, and Betelgeuse if he was normal. Recently I went on a deep dive of weird cartoons on YouTube and remembered the weird amount of cartoons about Mortal Kombat, like Defenders of the Realm, which were targeted at kids My question is: if there was an explicitly adult series or content, which one would you turn into a children's cartoon ? A personal hilarious thought is something like Red vs Blue but Warhammer 40k with all of its bullshit lore

Guy who was 2 Degrees away from Ian Miles Cheong

2024-10-11 00:46:45 +0000 UTC

No question just wanted to answer a question from a recent pod. Yeah so I started watching "The Big Bang Theory" lately and honestly it's good. I think a lot of the hate comes from people who absorb it through osmosis and don't engage with it directly and you what, pennies is pretty hot. See ya later alligator skaters and thanks for reading.

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

2024-10-10 22:17:27 +0000 UTC

Hello my 2 favourite YouTubers and also the other one. In a recent episode of the podcast, you speculated that LGBT people are the way they are because they were born under a full moon. Well, I just thought I’d let you know that the moon orbits the earth with a period of 27-days which means there is a full moon on 3.7% of nights. And in the most recent census here in the UK, 3.2% of the population identified themselves as homosexual or bisexual and 0.5% of the population identified themselves as trans, adding up to 3.7%. Coincidence? I think not. Please ignore every other census from every other country.

The Big Red Dub

2024-10-10 11:25:37 +0000 UTC

Hey snarkos! is it possible that you guys could dress up for the Halloween episode and if so, what would be some costume options you guys would want to see the other wear?

FrankenTubbie

2024-10-09 21:24:13 +0000 UTC

Hello fellow gays, I’m very excited for Elder Scrolls 6 but I’m well aware it’s going to be ass cheeks. What was a game that you were excited for but knew it would be dogshit?

Barsoap, The Gay Bar Of Soap

2024-10-09 17:24:14 +0000 UTC

Hey brochacho, brotato chip and bronchitis. What’s the wildest workplace accident you have witnessed or been victim to? I’m talking about your own workplace, not some liveleak videos of chinese steel workers being turned to goo.

Scumbag without the “S”

2024-10-09 15:07:02 +0000 UTC

hey chuckle cucks, did you see that CJ was ALREADY modded into the new dragon ball game? what's been something that has reminded you how insanely talented people can be on the internet? mine was when during the livestream REVEAL of mario odyssey, someone drew and posted r34 of the sentient cap before the stream ended

Mumford and Gay sons

2024-10-09 13:14:07 +0000 UTC

Question, has their ever been a feature that just killed the urge to get a game, for me the character customization for the veilguard ruined it for me. Has their also been a feature that was a major positive for the game, press turns in metaphor refantazio is really good.(no it's not because of that stuff, just not a fan of the art style)

Crimson

2024-10-09 13:04:53 +0000 UTC

With Borderlands 4 coming up next, what are your general thoughts about the franchise as a whole? Did yall like BDL3 because I see way too many losers on the internet saying it was a failure because the story was meh when the gameplay was awesome as hell.

TheyEatingTheirBitches,TheyEatingTheirPussies

2024-10-09 11:24:10 +0000 UTC

Greetings Fulgrim, Angron, and Mortarion. Long-time patron, first time question asker. Are there any artists/bands/albums that you love but haven’t been able to recommend to anyone you know?

Lord Headass III

2024-10-09 02:11:15 +0000 UTC

What's your unconventional or controversial million dollar business idea? Mine's a bikini barista, where every employee has to be able to lactate. Customers can pay extra to pick a specific barista's milk to make the latte. Whether they can watch or not would be an extra 100 dollars. There's a few name ideas, Latte Lactate, Mommy Milk Mochas, the possibilities are endless!

Yoshi's Egg Smell

2024-10-09 00:15:24 +0000 UTC

Hey boyos. If you could choose what color your cum is, what color would you choose?

I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!

2024-10-08 22:39:09 +0000 UTC

Hey sleep paralysis demons, my roommates and I are throwing a Halloween party and my shit head friends convinced me I should be Liberal Trump. I'm picturing swapping the US flag pin for a pride pin and making broad statements about loving gay and trans people without actually being educated on anything. If y'all could give me some other ideas to spice it up that would be great. Thanks

Joe Shmoe's Arabic brother Mohamed Shmamed

2024-10-08 18:31:06 +0000 UTC

When the 5 hour Halo show review coming out?

Cumming on his skin! The gaping will not yield!

2024-10-08 17:45:40 +0000 UTC

Does Kevin McAllister have the power of Toon Force? Or does Marv and Joe Pesci have Toon Force; as a defense against traumatic injury from this homicidal lil shitkid?

Yoshi's Egg Smell

2024-10-08 17:03:51 +0000 UTC

I’ve just started my second ever playthrough of the Mass Effect trilogy, and my goal this time is to go pure renegade, and to get the absolute worst, most cruel endings for every character in the game. I was hoping you guys would have expert tips for how to maximize suffering. Anything that makes life in the galaxy worse. Thanks!

GoonLord Supreme

2024-10-08 16:55:48 +0000 UTC

hey 3 figments of my imagination, little fun fact: after looking into it it's technically very common for babies to be "schizo" medically but that's only because their senses are clashing heavily with their under developed understanding of reality and it send them into whack. no doctor would actually diagnose this as real schizophrenia because it goes away as babies start to develop mentally. that being said, what's something YOU made up on the internet for attention?

Mumford and Gay sons

2024-10-07 23:47:52 +0000 UTC

To clarify on the card game bans. In Magic, the recent commander bans were all fast resources that allowed people to play high cost cards early in the game. Imagine playing a fighting game and someone's ultimate was available in under 5 seconds.

5 96-hour energies in a row unlock the gay gene.

2024-10-07 20:48:07 +0000 UTC

Opinions on jam bands? Grateful Dead, Phish, Billy strings, etc. All of them have absolute master guitar players

I Use My Cat as a Hand Puppet

2024-10-07 20:29:03 +0000 UTC

Do you have any advice for the youngin's? About to graduate high school this year, been watching you all since 5th grade and been watching the podcast since episode zero.

My Piss Poo (Blink number 1 and 2)

2024-10-07 19:55:23 +0000 UTC

I had an epiphany, i will settle for Gagula if Fagula is too mean spirited

Walmart Brand

2024-10-07 14:49:32 +0000 UTC

Not a question but more a statement of admiration for Instagram reels, I’ve been crying laughing all morning because of the fucking comments you find under videos of traffic accidents and disabled people. Sween you’re a monster 😭

Dandylion

2024-10-07 08:27:52 +0000 UTC

Congratulations, you are now the CEO of Ubisoft! How would you get the company back on track to being Ubihard?

Gus the Goonking

2024-10-07 06:30:31 +0000 UTC

As people that have constantly been misrepresented and demonized, Whats the most unjustified pulling of a piece of media from streaming services? Mine is S3E5 of boondocks: The Story of Jimmy rebel(the only ep not available at all on YTTV). A story of a racist country singer that uncle rukas impresses with his own racist songwriting. I get why it’s canceled from a “marketability” standpoint but if you actually pay attention to it, it’s clearly mocking everyone it’s depicting. As always thanks for the laughs

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

2024-10-07 04:15:36 +0000 UTC

happy almost birthday you desolate Canadian (derogatory)

Mumford and Gay sons

2024-10-07 04:09:20 +0000 UTC

hey AC, lightning bolt, and DC. have y'all heard about ubisoft potentially going private thanks to the back to back to back blunders of video game releases? blassassin bleeds bladows is starting to feel like a skull and bone 2 run back and that worries me

Mumford and Gay sons

2024-10-07 04:08:11 +0000 UTC

Different from my other question, more of a request, or a plea even if it makes your dicks hard or something, idk. As of writing, its only a hour until my birthday (October 7th), and as a birthday wish, can I have you three chuckleheads tell me to go fuck myself? Only fitting gift from you three in my eyes. Thanks again you devious group of queers!

Connor The Desolate Canadian

2024-10-07 04:07:43 +0000 UTC

Chris, how do you feel about 343 adding 3rd person view to halo infinite? Follow up, if you could chose to change the camera perspective of any game, which one are choosing? FPS Space Marine 2 would go hard tbh

Majin George Costanza

2024-10-07 02:09:50 +0000 UTC

‘Ello cigarettes! You guys should have a collection on Patreon that’s just the final run throughs of the gay parodies. I tried to show my gf the “Under the Sea” one you guys did but took forever to find it and lost a lot of momentum during that time. Love y’all, please don’t off yourselves.

Master Quief

2024-10-07 01:52:48 +0000 UTC

Hello talented people, and chris. If all the characters for sitcoms like (how I met your mother, Seinfeld, friends curb your enthusiasm est...) could fight to the death who would win? Think about the resources each may have access to for the fight. 1 day prep time

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

2024-10-07 00:59:36 +0000 UTC

Hey there Jeffery Gay-mer, BlowJob Simpson, and Lil Wayne Gacy! With KSI releasing a new god awful song, what YouTuber/Celebrity (who isn't a singer) should make a rap song? My go to is a love duet from Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul.

Keith David but he's a MAGA supporter

2024-10-06 21:55:21 +0000 UTC

Hey gang, what’s your biggest superhero hot take? Mine is that the fight between Spider-Man and Doc Ock on the side of the building is better than the train fight.

Dandylion

2024-10-06 20:41:36 +0000 UTC

If yall didn’t have a war to win, how much penetration of pussy would you guys engage in?

GEARSxWARRIOR

2024-10-06 15:49:44 +0000 UTC

Hello Gape, Gaped and Gump What is the most powerful Podcast crew that you think you three could defeat in open combat? (No weapons, neutral Podcast Studio as the arena, to the death, naked) I'll bet you could take on the mBmBaM guys (at least hopefully, ffs)

Leon Sams

2024-10-06 15:45:14 +0000 UTC

Good evening gentlemen, could you fart so hard your balls explode?

Carpeted Microwave

2024-10-06 15:35:42 +0000 UTC

I know this is unlikely to be read on the show, but I wanted to let you fellers know that I met Charlie cox, Vince D'onofrio, Bryce Dallas Howard, And Rodger Craig Smith (the voice of sonic and Chris redfield) in the Gaystation shirt

YaGuyALT

2024-10-06 10:13:46 +0000 UTC

It’s RIGHT THERE its gotta be mentioned

Walmart Brand

2024-10-06 10:11:09 +0000 UTC

hello yall, been listening since episode 1 & been supporting the patreon for awhile but just now realized ive never asked any questions in the question thread before, so quick question. Have any of yall heard of the manga called "Dog Nigga"? Thats just the actual name of it, think you'd get a kick outta the premise of that story. Its ongoing & its actually really good for some reason

shockwave 787

2024-10-06 07:16:23 +0000 UTC

When you neigbors gonna use those intros the fans worked so hard to make you?

SPECIAL NEEDS CANNON!!

2024-10-06 05:46:48 +0000 UTC

Hello to you guys stealing my money each month, to go with the spirit of October, what are the movies/TV/games that freaked you out when you were little?

Billiam The Walrus (Loser) Man

2024-10-05 19:35:11 +0000 UTC

Hello dumb, dumber and retard. What is a section in a video game that made you say “Fuck it” and just looked up how to beat it. I recently beat Ace Attorney 2 and did this basically every case.

I shit literal bricks please help me

2024-10-05 17:45:08 +0000 UTC

Hello fellow spooks! It is spoopy season, and instead of haunting stories, so let's hear your wildest Holloween stories. Pranks gone wrong, weird parties, knocking on a suspicious household's door, et cetera!

Yoshi's Egg Smell

2024-10-05 16:43:57 +0000 UTC

What questions are you sick of reading on the threads?

Yoshi's Egg Smell

2024-10-05 16:35:53 +0000 UTC

Hello cigarette, cigar, and bigger cigar, long time listener first time question asker. You guys talked about Ubisoft's falloff and considering you all enjoy fighting games, I was wondering, have any of you played or heard of For Honor and if you have any thoughts on it. It's Ubisoft's medieval fighting game with a completely unique combat system. That being said fuck Ubisoft for copyrighting the games combat system, guaranteeing theres no possibility for competition while also giving the game minimal support. I love this game so much and it just gets worse because of ubi. Anyway thanks for the laughs fellas!

Captain Waffle

2024-10-05 15:10:41 +0000 UTC

But would they have the balls to call it Fagula?🤔

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

2024-10-05 13:44:45 +0000 UTC

This one’s more for Chris but any of you queers can answer! Chris you said on another episode that you actually enjoy musicals, as a musical theatre semi-professional that’s kind of dope to hear! What’s your favorite?

YoungJedi772

2024-10-05 12:26:49 +0000 UTC

Good morning, you oozing chunks. Favourite spooky movies to get into the season? Or if we’ve kicked that dog already, what’s on the watch-list this year? I almost shit my pants in Walmart today, and I’m on a battery of medications to keep my skin from falling off, so I’m stuck on my couch for a week or two and need some movie recommendations.

Trevor Moore’s ghost

2024-10-05 11:03:33 +0000 UTC

Heya boyos! I just watched Joker 2, a day after my birthday. If you guys have watched it, what did you think? I was optimistic for it because of how much I liked the first one, but was quite disappointed. I felt the music didn't add much and was poorly worked in, and the ending and that one scene that caused it, didn't gel well or expand on the first movie's themes.

CALL JAY GAY WENTWORTH 877-DICK-NOW

2024-10-05 08:51:12 +0000 UTC

What if we turned all our former presidents into draugr and buried them under the white house for later?

Bent Shapeeno

2024-10-05 08:09:13 +0000 UTC

What are your guys’ experiences with first dates? What was the first one that you guys feel went super well, and how high were you on your horse afterwards? I just went on a pretty fantastic one myself. Cheers.

tytychicken

2024-10-05 05:16:20 +0000 UTC

Did you guys hear KSI’s new dogshit song? (The Thick Of It)

tytychicken

2024-10-05 05:15:15 +0000 UTC

Hey all, keeping it simple, what is a go to midnight snack. In my fatass arch it was a graham crackers sandwich with PB spread on 1 and Nutella on the other with a small glass of milk. But my current, more macro-friendly snack is a 4-6 pieces of cheese, crackers, and summer sausage. As always, keep on yapping

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

2024-10-05 04:51:23 +0000 UTC

Hey skinny boy little boy and wide boy I got a question for you's guys what's your favorite favorite shitty horror movie mines killer klowns from outer space a certified classic

Asaregay

2024-10-05 00:56:38 +0000 UTC

Salutations Boyz in da Tank. Do you guys have any favorites comedic parody bands? I personally enjoy Mac Sabbath, a band that dresses up like McDonald’s characters and parodies Black Sabbath songs. Also Frank Sanazi , who sings Nazi parodies of Frank Sinatra songs. Thanks and have a great spooky month.

Papini Bros Report JD Vance has sexual relations with Chairry from Peewees Playhouse

2024-10-04 22:33:43 +0000 UTC

Hey you spooky boyos! Simple question this time: what's something you can't prove, but firmly believe could be proven? For example, I believe that both religious zealots and people deep into conspiracy theories simply just have severe mental health issues. Keep up the great work, the podcast has genuinely been getting better and better

Papa_Gzeus

2024-10-04 21:59:36 +0000 UTC

Hey Tzeentch, Khorne and Slaanesh! Not a question, but awhile back I mentioned in a question about how I once saw a guy use his real name and face for his porn account. Well, it’s not the same guy, but that End Wokeness twitter guy just had his xvideos account leaked and you guessed it, he used his REAL NAME. By the way, Derrick, the guy who used his real name and face was commenting on trans porn. Do with that as you will.

Doombringer

2024-10-04 16:27:03 +0000 UTC

Hello minorities with better character design than anything in Concord. Long time listener first time asker. A few episodes ago you all were talking about how stories adding extra context or explaining things can ruin the original vibe the story. So I wanted to ask if there are any examples of additional story info/retcons that y’all actually like. For example, mine is how Marvel retconned Gamma radiation into a form of demonic hell magic and made the Hulk somewhat an avatar of the Devil. Happy Spooky Month to you goons and goblins and Sweeny

Jumped MoJo JoJo

2024-10-04 13:39:27 +0000 UTC

Not a question, but I think Dragula by Rob Zombie would be an amazing gay cover for the season, just saying

Walmart Brand

2024-10-04 11:19:52 +0000 UTC

Hey sexy humans! Chris! Tell us your story about Dave Ruben being a taddle tale to Colin! I must hear this!

Johnny Somali getting bum rushed in S Korean jail

2024-10-04 10:17:46 +0000 UTC

hey quick question: fuck you

dort snort

2024-10-04 09:21:38 +0000 UTC

Howdy Derdick, Piss and Peenie. As gays yourselves I’d like to ask do yall think gay men are as disturbed as women when I send them an unsolicited dick pic taken at an angle that includes my balls, face and asshole? Thank you

Triple Threat Last Man Standing Match Feat. The Benoit Family

2024-10-04 06:51:10 +0000 UTC

Spooky Question for a spooky month. Whose crime are you guys stopping. OJs Murders, or stop Mike Tyson from raping

Martian Manfucker

2024-10-04 05:55:54 +0000 UTC

Hey trouple of queers, I've had conversations with a friend about the multiverse for reasons. What do you think your parallel self would be doing currently?

Debirez

2024-10-04 03:10:22 +0000 UTC

Hello man who is always right, man who is never wrong, and Kingston. In one of the more recent episodes Chris talked about wanting to play the Sly Cooper games. Don’t really have a question but just wanted to encourage you to. I played all the games a bunch growing up and have plenty of fond memories of playing them with my brother. I also had found out that the voice actor for Sly (Kevin Miller) streams on twitch, I eventually was able to join his discord and now get to chat with him on a regular basis. Sorry for making this post so long but kinda just wanted to brag about that.

Sly Cooper and the gang running a train on Carmelita

2024-10-04 01:47:36 +0000 UTC

Hey short,small and thick, can I get the chris's don vito profile picture as the next in the scumbag line of merch or the thumbnail for ep 157 of the podcast

randeep kang

2024-10-04 00:18:19 +0000 UTC

Sup homos. Why does Sony love Horizon Zero Dawn so much? They have so many properties they can release or remaster right now and decide on that mid shit???

Don't Blink

2024-10-04 00:11:24 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris, Derrick and Nepo baby, If you could make one quality of life improvement to a piece of media you enjoy, what would you do and why? For me, there's this podcast I really like called the snark tank and one of the hosts spends half of the show mumbling incoherently away from his mic, I'd make it so said host would find the discipline within himself to face his goddamn mic so I can get even more enjoyment out of the show. Thanks lads.

I'm not a big fan of the government (30 on 30)

2024-10-04 00:09:08 +0000 UTC

Hello my housed overlords. My humble homeless self is here to ask you a quick question. My birthday is this the 31st of this month and I was wondering what you're perfect birthday would be? What activities and things would you like to do on your bday?

Imagine Dragons official

2024-10-03 23:51:30 +0000 UTC

Do it fart? If so does it jiggle when you do?

William S

2024-10-03 23:48:35 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, what is your favorite recurring bit (like gay red dead or lilly drinking piss) on the show so far? My personal favorite is shitting up your back like a baby.

Scumbag without the “S”

2024-10-03 23:44:23 +0000 UTC

What's up Pizzorman Pizzosborne x3, When I was in high school there was a guy who everyone thought was a gross weirdo, so to show everyone he wasn't he smeared his own shit all over the walls in the bathroom. Afterwards everyone called him 'PooPoo Picasso' Who was your schools PooPoo Picasso?

Out_Of_Focus_Bigfoot

2024-10-03 23:06:43 +0000 UTC

Hello there, Scrotradamus, Quasiscroto, and Don Quiscrote. Been watching since the first episode but just reached a position where I could join the patreon (homeless). There's this "would you rather" that I've thrown at pretty much all my friends, and I think it may tickle you fellows. it goes along the lines of "would you rather be seven feet tall with the proportions of someone with dwarfism, or would you rather be two feet tall with your current proportions?"

My uncle’s fentanyl themed funeral

2024-10-03 22:10:17 +0000 UTC

Hey frick dogs. What is a food that you absolutely hate, despite it being commonly enjoyed? Thanks, the handies will return to true form one day

Andy, The Man whose Handies are now back to S-tier and forever Dandy

2024-10-03 21:52:48 +0000 UTC

Hey there Silver, Gold, and Platinum. Had an old friend who dropped and ghosted me since a new friend of theirs was not a fan of me, wrong to still feel slighted with them thinking they can just waltz back from a giga-gay act like that as if nothing happened? Have any of you been dropped by good friends?

Round_Eyed_Asian

2024-10-03 21:39:56 +0000 UTC

Hey black, blacker and whitest: first time questioneer here. Just moved out at 22 into my first apartment. I'm solo and was wondering if you guys had any tips for decorating an apartment. PS. If you guys need any art for the channel or anything else I'd be glad to shoot some of my work over :)

BenaticBro

2024-10-03 20:47:15 +0000 UTC

Hello this is addressed to the 3 homeless kings. Stealth vagabond, lust vagrant, and blind nomad. I hereby pledge $5 a month to you. I would like to end this act of war/ aggression. I have a video of my cat in great distress as I watching horror. You know what the soundtrack of this video was? You three laughing and giggling maniacally. This is when I realized your threats were no joke and you truly would attempt to harm me and my loved ones if we did not pay up. (No but seriously I have the video if you guys want to see it and my cat's okay. He tried to eat a roach out of a roach trap and got sick but we got him taken care of.)

Betanick

2024-10-03 20:28:17 +0000 UTC

I was going to say hello spooks and then immediately decided against it. Anyway, if the three of you were enlisted to build an elaborate trap to catch a cryptid, what would the trap be and what cryptid would you try to catch? Also Sweeney has to fuck the cryptid once it's captured. Happy holidays boys

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

2024-10-03 20:25:41 +0000 UTC

Salutations Walmart Rick Moranis/Kevin Hart and Chinese bootleg fat bastard! I have a sincere question, I have not been able to game since 2020 (sold my ps4 for gas money for my mom during the dark times) I kept all my ps4 games though, should I go all in on a ps5 pro and portal and vr2 or should I go for a steam deck and build things around that?

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

2024-10-03 17:16:50 +0000 UTC

Hello, cunts! I recently discovered that I’m a genuine autismo at the age of 26. What’s something you discovered about yourselves relatively late in your lives (excluding being gay) and how did you deal with it? Keep up the good jerk, gooners!

Mikey Neapolitan

2024-10-03 17:05:21 +0000 UTC

Imagine If every man on earth busted once in a collective goontank; How big would that days batch of hot and pulpy nut be? And side question: What would you have to be given to use it as a swimmingpool?

Gus the Goonking

2024-10-03 17:01:32 +0000 UTC

someone ran outta ritalin

The Will Smith that's not a bitch

2024-10-03 16:42:26 +0000 UTC

Hello Sweet Boys! I wrote this one late so i’m hoping I get this read by the end of the month! I have just a simple question! If you were to be in the body of any celebrity for 24 how badly would you fuck up their lives! PS. You can’t kill them thats uncreative

ReviewsSlavesUSA

2024-10-03 16:28:23 +0000 UTC

Hello sun-resistant ones Have you ever gotten close to being in a fatal accident? I almost got sucked into a jet engine at work, because I was being stupid and gay

Cocktor Dicktor von Coom, Dicktator of Latqueeria

2024-10-03 15:35:54 +0000 UTC

Say wow, wow Let's do it again そうどれだけ baby 立ち上がれば my dream come true 問われる覚悟の強さ試されてるような everyday Hey, let's go 言い訳で小さくまとまる気なくて Hey, let's go 飛び出した世界は荒ぶるノールール空振りのスキマに迫ってた現実カウンター容赦なく beat me, hit me また倒れても oh もう一度立ち上がり前を見た者だけが最後に笑うのさ only winner (We gotta go 届くまで glory road) Fight ぶつかって歯向かってそれが僕たちの hard knock days 平凡な毎日じゃ渇き癒せない Here we go いつだって逃げないで風当たり強く生きていこうゴールまだ遠く進むべき hard knock days Say wow, wow Let's do it again 息ひそめ baby チャンス待ってる tiger eyes 思考のスピードじゃもう誰1人追いつけない Hey, let's go 間違って正しい道戻るよりも Hey, let's go そのままタフなルート拓いて行く迷い出す心を見せる訳にいかないいつだって you're my best friend 最大のライバル折れずに真っすぐに同じ夢に向かって栄光を掴め go to the top (We gotta go 届くまで glory road) Fight 蹴散らして強がってそれが僕たちの hard knock days 無難な選択? そんなのあるわけない Here we go いつだって最高で後先なんて考えずに行こう願いを束ねて進むべき hard knock days 光の先 make my day あの日見た夢が changing my life 広がる展望今表現しようタフな道さえ軽く乗り越え傷跡の数だけきっと輝け叶うまで hard knock days 一度きり life 変わらない mind 一番高い景色を眺めるまで try Say, say, say, say, say, say Fight ぶつかって歯向かってそれが僕たちの hard knock days 平凡な毎日じゃ渇き癒せない Here we go いつだって逃げないで風当たり強く生きていこうゴールまだ遠く進むべき道 Fight 蹴散らして強がってそれが僕たちの hard knock days 無難な選択? そんなのあるわけない Here we go いつだって最高で後先なんて考えずに行こう願いを束ねて進むべき hard knock days Wow, wow 光の先 make my day, make my day

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

2024-10-03 15:30:38 +0000 UTC

Hi, Best unseasoned meat?

Using CGI black actors instead of blackface actors

2024-10-03 14:28:19 +0000 UTC

Hey genderqueer demisexual slimes, Do you all have any crazy customer service stories? I work as a mail carrier at the PO and I’ve had a customer scream at me while delivering her package and call me an imposter, AND threaten to shoot me. Would love to hear back and hear if you have something crazier. Deuces.

Chugging Newport Water

2024-10-03 14:09:39 +0000 UTC

Hey gaylords (doesn't necessarily have to be an insult), Not much of a question but, apparently Joe Pesci had a serious, whole ass album in 1968 before his acting career. On his album "Little Joe Sure Can Sing!" he tried to somewhat sing like Frankie Valli of all people. Non of this made up, do with this information what you will.

JTheStrange

2024-10-03 13:16:15 +0000 UTC

Hey fucktards! If you can dress a random kid (let's just say Sween's future kid for fun) what would you dress them as? I'd dress them up as a strange "ghost". Have a spooky good day!

Young Sheldon trebucheted into Joe Rogan

2024-10-03 12:15:34 +0000 UTC

who’s the baddest bitch in gaming and why is it GLaDOS?

Dandylion

2024-10-03 09:49:19 +0000 UTC

Hey voices in my head, Who are you certain wasn’t invited to the diddy party? (Fictional characters included)

Really bad at tying knots

2024-10-03 09:16:11 +0000 UTC

Greetings gaslight, gatekeep, & girlboss. Is the white people alternative to the soft-a "fella"?

Bleaching Sween so white he looks like Chao-Zu

2024-10-03 08:07:17 +0000 UTC

Hey Green Gay, AC/BBC, and Masta-Dong! Would you rather get beat up by Batman every day for a year or get beat up by the Powerpuff Girls once a year for 10 years?

Keith David but he's a MAGA supporter

2024-10-03 05:39:05 +0000 UTC

CHRIS If your parents came out as Xenogender and kindly asked to be referred to as Latinx, Xe/Xem Pronouns (Both of them), what would you do? How long would you try to respect their wishes before you try to pinch yourself awake?

Paz

2024-10-03 04:55:26 +0000 UTC

As someone who just broke their fuckin jaw and has to be wired shut the next 6 weeks, I’m wondering what are some of the biggest injuries you guys have gotten?

Cum between her cheeks call it a Nutter Buttet

2024-10-03 04:15:54 +0000 UTC

What’s up Vegigga, Blackarot, and Hispaniccolo? Not to suck Lyle’s dick or anything, well maybe a little, but what is one of your favorite things he’s put out that you think deserves a lot more attention than it received? For me it’s the sick as fuck cover he did, in collaboration with Jonathan Young, of the Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2 opening theme. Nearly 10 years later and it only has 188k views on YouTube. Love you guys, been a fan since 2014.

Cyrus Fisher

2024-10-03 03:40:15 +0000 UTC

Hey Chronically Online dudes Is weirdly tan Goku from GT just propaganda from Big Turles?

Brock Lesnar requests a video of Sween pissing

2024-10-03 03:16:32 +0000 UTC

Hey guys. A while back you talked about that show one tree hill. More specifically, the scene of the dog eating the heart transplant. I’ve been watching the show with my girlfriend over the past couple months and I wanted to let you know that as a whole, the show is just as ridiculous and over dramatic as the heart scene. There’s a school shooter episode and I almost died laughing at how horrible it was and how seriously they took it. Please give the show a chance if you can, thanks

The pale midget from the new mad max movie

2024-10-03 01:50:17 +0000 UTC

Sup "Fellas," since it's Halloween season, I was wondering if y'all had any good or horrendous Trick or Treating memories?

MaxSilhouette

2024-10-03 01:07:28 +0000 UTC

Sup Gollum, Black Gimli and Orc. Musicians / Bands you have a love hate relationship for whatever reason? For me its Five Finger Death Punch, I like maybe 3 songs they made, but because of that Spotify keeps recommending me the most vintage "I am badass" boomer cringe from their catalogue. Keep it classy.

Big Uncle Fungus

2024-10-03 00:45:02 +0000 UTC

I don't think any of you queer gentlemen are gonna watch it because it's not good so have you seen Joker 2 spoilers on the ending? It made my jaw DROP Have a day

Pissin' n Wizzin'

2024-10-03 00:17:11 +0000 UTC

What is your guys biggest “never meet your heroes” moment? It doesn’t have to be a celebrity, just anyone you vaguely looked up to and were disappointed when you properly met them. Derrick so help me god if you bring up how you got molested by Savathun again…

Doombringer

2024-10-02 23:47:15 +0000 UTC

Hey Chocolate Bear, vanilla bear and an actual bear. What's the largest animal you think could beat in a fight bare handed? Also what's the largest you think you could take with a melee weapon of your choice?

Beatin my meat since 99'

2024-10-02 23:16:14 +0000 UTC

Hello Snarkles if you could keep one actor the same but replace the rest of the cast with Muppets what movie are you choosing?

id fuck that twink MaxMoefoe

2024-10-02 22:51:14 +0000 UTC

Hello gay fox, gay slippy, and gay falco. What is the best fast food spot and why?

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

2024-10-02 22:51:13 +0000 UTC

Hello monochromes, if you had an infinite budget what would you make a movie/documentary about?

Belvin, Mother of the Joker

2024-10-02 22:41:26 +0000 UTC

Hey fat, gay and black, one time a jerked my peanits so hard that I fogged my bathroom mirror. That is all

Sweeny threw a bag of fent at the ceiling-fan of a nursing home

2024-10-02 21:49:59 +0000 UTC

Hello musical Snobs 1, 2 And 3! I'll keep it simple. Have you guys heard of the band Sleep Token?

Zachary

2024-10-02 21:18:06 +0000 UTC

Hello Black, Darker Black, and Hispanic Black, what is the greatest album of all time and why is it Rags to Bitches by Thugnificent.

TheRealDelly

2024-10-02 21:13:23 +0000 UTC

What’s something you regret doing in your time of being a content creator

Tankis The Trash Man

2024-10-02 20:53:54 +0000 UTC

Why are yall black?

Tendercut

2024-10-02 20:44:06 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris, Derrick, and It. Who would win in a fight, a gorilla with CQC training or a mother Polar Bear?

4ft wide Child Sween running from a sandal beating

2024-10-02 20:06:32 +0000 UTC

How would you feel if you died and when to hell only to realize your the only person bad enough to ever go there?

Questionable

2024-10-02 19:22:09 +0000 UTC

Heyyyyyy what's up Mr. Makes-No-Videos, Gay, and Lovecraft's Reincarnated Cat! I know from past episodes yall have experimented with drugs. What is the best and worst drug experiences you have ever had?

Nostradumbass

2024-10-02 19:15:32 +0000 UTC

So Mr. GayGun I recall that you played and enjoyed Starfield and I'm wondering if you're opinions changed for better or worse? As a massive Fallout and Elder Scrolls fan I absolutely hated it at first but have been coming around to it and enjoying it more recently. With the new expansion and some quality of life mods I'm hoping it can reignite that spark that I had for the other Bethesda games.

Trump Deep-Throating Bear Necks

2024-10-02 19:10:11 +0000 UTC

Who would win in a fight? One Giant Andre 3000 or 3000 Andre the Giants? Assume both sides are in their physical prime and are equal in overall mass

Thisthattho

2024-10-02 18:59:03 +0000 UTC

Would you rather shit sticks of dynamite or be able to pull any type of bullet out of your ear?

Bent Shapeeno

2024-10-02 18:36:57 +0000 UTC

Sup Gaydioactive, Thunder Thighs and The Thing, Since the last questions i've asked have clearly been too boring to read out loud, let me hit you with that one. Sweeney a few episodes ago said and I quote "I have no urge to ever go to Europe at all", which is insane and explains alot about how dumb he is lol. That being said, if you three were magically teleported and had to visit a country you've never set foot in before, where would you choose? Thanks for making my 45 minute drives to and from work more entertaining, peace!

RossCuth (That's said like "cuff", you lobotomite)

2024-10-02 18:34:21 +0000 UTC

Hey my favorite fags, how soon can you guys get Zach back on? He'd have a great topic w his show and how he's been since the last episode he was on

TheHybrid Theory

2024-10-02 18:10:26 +0000 UTC

hello three musky queers, would you rather piss shit, or shit piss, good day

I know what you diddy last summer

2024-10-02 17:49:01 +0000 UTC

Sup Primeape, Poliwrath, and Snorlax; hope y'all have a nice fall 🍁 Question for you guy is what video game vehicle would you like to have and use IRL? I personally would get Axel's "car" in Twisted Metal 2 because no doubt it'll be fun to drive and if someone cuts me off, I'll just shoot a missile at them

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

2024-10-02 17:29:46 +0000 UTC

Hello Serious Large Africans and one silly little latino, What's something you'd really like for the next generation of gaming but you know it will not be happening?

sweenystaint

2024-10-02 17:18:39 +0000 UTC

hey fellas, would you rather every time you leave your home, a wild aggressive inedible chicken spawns in your house and terrorizes it till you get back, or every time you go to sleep a wasp and roach spawn in the bathroom and stay until you go there

a jeff

2024-10-02 17:09:20 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris, Derrick, and Sween who is gay! What’s your wildest “hear me out”? And nothing boring like some alien or monster that is just a human but blue. Mine would be Excella from RE5 but only while she’s mid transforming into her boss form

LuckyKev

2024-10-02 17:04:29 +0000 UTC

Hey to my 3 gay uncles, when meeting my girlfriend’s family they were driving me around their town and we drove by a giant elephant statue. Jumbo the elephant who was the inspiration for Dumbo was an alcoholic elephant in PT Barnums circus that was hit by a freight train in 1885. My question is what’s the most absurd thing someone has told you that you had to keep your composure and couldn’t burst out laughing? Love the show and have been listening since 2018 when I was riddled with cancer.

Blatantly Alex

2024-10-02 16:22:26 +0000 UTC

Hello semen queens have you guys noticed these "life hack" videos along the lines of "OMG you've been doing this wrong the whole time! 🤯" And they then proceed to do the most retarded thing imaginable? For example I saw a guy cut a pint of ice cream into quarters and stick popsicle sticks in them with the tagline "OMG I've been eating ice cream wrong the whole time!"

Trump Deep-Throating Bear Necks

2024-10-02 16:05:30 +0000 UTC

get out of my head

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

2024-10-02 16:04:55 +0000 UTC

Hey you three less than lovely boys, to answer something Sweeney said in ep 264 the punisher actually did surgically turn himself black in issues 60 to 62 and experienced the life of a black man do what you will with that.

Transfem with trash taste

2024-10-02 16:03:39 +0000 UTC

Hello Piss Gay Cum, Kingscum Gaymeson, and SomeBlackBi My question is if you could gain Superman's abilities by stroking him to completion and drinking his cum. Would you do it? If the answer is yes, what other superhero would you drink the seed of to gain their powers. This does not count for female super heroes and their squirt. That's straight. Ew

COCKER!!! YOU CANNOT GAPE ME! I'LL FILL YOU UP AND EDGE TO YOUR GIRTHHHH!!!!

2024-10-02 16:00:00 +0000 UTC

Privet, tovarishchi (Chris was right) I have an easy one for you: what's your favorite craft soda/craft drink? I am a really big fan of cheerwine (the og cherry soda) Ps: if you say you like IPA I'm going to fucking GET you.

cum the color of sangria

2024-10-02 15:57:53 +0000 UTC

How's it going gentlemen, with Halloween rapidly approaching, do you think we could get a Frankenstein re-write as an extra ammo? The idea of Frankenstein's monster getting into mansosphere podcasts and having Victor make him a tradwife sounds amazing

Suspicious-Fox-35

2024-10-02 15:57:48 +0000 UTC

Hey there you Galactic Gaylords, after years of your incessant ramblings, I've finally broke and bought the Mass Effect legendary edition, I'm loving it so far, and a throw away line from 1 has stuck with me since I first heard it, it was talking about a human producing an Elcor version of Hamlet and I want nothing more than to witness such a masterpiece, but I want to know if you guys have any example of a throw away line in any game that has stuck with you since first hearing it?

Cold Pressing Mosquitos For Profit

2024-10-02 15:57:45 +0000 UTC

Hey, Derrick. I remember you posting a video 5 years ago about Lucas Mann ripping off We Are the End, but couldn’t find it. What’s the story with that? Is it privated or did you pull it? Were you threatened legally or did you have second thoughts about being caught in the middle of that whole thing? I randomly had a Rings of Saturn video in my feed and it made me think about your video. I remember it being pretty obvious the dude yoinked those riffs. Stay gay.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

2024-10-02 15:56:25 +0000 UTC

What's up three disciples of queers, i have a basic halloween question for you guy's, What's your favorite candy? Ps the right awnser is kitkat

ME WANNA FUCK MIKE TYSON'S JUICY ASS CHEEKS ON GOD

2024-10-02 15:53:56 +0000 UTC

Hey there adrenachromaxxing lizard people that are inside my taste buds! I was recently listening to some Metallica albums because i had never listened to them fully, and was struck with the sense that Metallica has a cache of riffs, and when they make a song they blindly pull 2 riffs out and call it a song. My question is this: what piece of media that is technically good and liked/adored by others but still feels really lazy and hollow to you in terms of its deeper construction?

cum the color of sangria

2024-10-02 15:45:24 +0000 UTC

Long time edger first time Buster, I got a simple one. Would?

JulesAdventures

2024-10-02 15:43:58 +0000 UTC

Hello Snoids, what’s the most High Risk/ Low Reward situation youve ever put yourself in? I ask because a guy stole an $800 printer from my retail job recently and dropped his phone as he literally burst through the doors, which the police collected it as evidence. PS- happy halloween, minorities.

BigUglyJordan

2024-10-02 15:42:35 +0000 UTC

hello homeless kings! This month I turn 24! And my birthday lands on the 16th and if I’m right that’s a recording day if you guys could give me one gift it would be to confiscate sweeny’s phone and call Lili. Please tell her that sween is PROFUSELY jorkin his shit in the corner for half the episode. Besides that a happy birthday would be nice :))

FrankenTubbie

2024-10-02 15:16:47 +0000 UTC

Your names are ¡EnWordo!, Lil' Clitler, and The Don. My question is, you guys doing OK? Like, do you need to talk about it bro?

Staingo Jenkins

2024-10-02 15:16:33 +0000 UTC

Hey Stank Tank, I was listening to a new album by a band I like, and one of my favorite songs in it featured a person I didn't know. I went to see his other music, and turns out he's British and somehow turned off the accent in his featured song, but leaves it on in his own music. I wanted to know if this has ever happened to you, where a featured person is good in one collab, but their solo work is trash?

The Man that Cums on Grenades to Make Them Sticky

2024-10-02 15:04:50 +0000 UTC

Hey Doesn’t upload videos, Uploads gay videos, and What? sorry I was on Twitter. If someone you hate was turned into an elephant in the 1920s what method of the death/execution would you like to use on it? Personally I’d tie it to a cannon and drop it off of a boat.

If I see asmongold irl I’ll take his life

2024-10-02 14:46:24 +0000 UTC

Hey guys. It's me the dumb transgender bitch who changed her middle name to Combat Evolved. You guys said in a recent episode that you're all particularly weak to hot big titty goth bitches with chokers. That's me. Attached are some pictures of me. Knowing that I'm slingin' dong bigger than yours be honest; would you hit? https://x.com/Ashlet_CE/status/1838339992042758402?t=AIHhuSZfyA0sfqxNubribA&s=19

Ashlet Combat Evolved

2024-10-02 14:32:55 +0000 UTC

What’s up Snark Shits? Long time listener and supporter since Gay-dioactive. What is your least favourite plot line in a game, movie, etc. Personally I don’t care for plots that have dimension/timeline hopping as it devalues any serious plots points that occurred in the original universe

The easiest way to throw off the Snark Tank is by saying, Noooooo

2024-10-02 14:24:16 +0000 UTC

Howdy Mickey, Donald, and Goofy Long time Patreon first time question asker here. I was at work and over the speaker I started to hear "ain't no rest for the wicked" and still have trouble remembering the proper words thanks to Chris' "ain't no rest for the triggered." I was wondering if any of you guys have had any similar experiences that have been changed that can't go back by someone you've watched for so long? Thanks for the all the giggles over the years.

Munkee Monk's Monkey Monastery

2024-10-02 14:14:59 +0000 UTC

Not a question, just wanted to thank Derrick for helping me rediscover my love for Trivium recently. Was a huge listener of theirs up until about my freshman year of high school (2010), and just kinda fell out of my rotation. The gay cover of Until the World Goes Cold was sick and prompted me to listen to Trivium again and realized I’ve missed out on some good stuff over the years. Keep up the sweet covers dudes. Here’s hoping for a Snark Tank gay cover of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit. “I think you better skip in your juicy tip, or you’ll be leaving with a sucked dick” (not mine, just one I heard elsewhere and I think that line is immaculate) Cheers dudes! Thanks for all you guys do!

Landon Keith

2024-10-02 14:14:47 +0000 UTC

Hola, los trio hermanos sarcástico! If you could add a new "game mechanic" to real life to make things more interesting, what would it be? The only "catch" is the rule has to apply to everyone equally. For example, imagine a "use it or lose it" rule for your items - if you don't use something you own for 12 months, you forfeit that item to someone else. Haven't read that book for a year? Gone. Haven't worn that sweater in 12 months? Gone. Haven't used your fifth vacation house for a while? Someone lives there now. It would be chaotic af, but it would really force people to cut back on the useless, unnecessary shit they accumulate.

Mikesapien

2024-10-02 13:52:50 +0000 UTC

Hey Twixs bars Can you guys do a deep dive on Ethen Ralph for an extra ammo?

Bletus 1

2024-10-02 13:52:25 +0000 UTC

Greetings you scary horrifying creatures (Americans) This is more of directed to Kingston, but what’s the best way to get a routine for studying? I literally have one more course I need to do in order to get my bachelors, but I’m so hilariously dumb and gay that it’s quite difficult studying for that math requirement. Hope you get to fulfill your goal of becoming a male nurse lmaoo

Connor The Desolate Canadian

2024-10-02 13:27:06 +0000 UTC

Greeting Brute, Jackal, and Grunt. The year is 2032. Chris Chan and Ethan Ralph are the only two options for the presidential election. Who are you voting for and why? Perhaps extrapolate on what their administration might look like for our country.

Master BFE

2024-10-02 13:26:57 +0000 UTC

Hello disgusting putrid degenerates I give my money to, simple one today: What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done for a laugh?

Clark

2024-10-02 13:26:10 +0000 UTC

Hey Howdy Hey fellers, wanted to get your opinion horror and what you love or hate about the horror mediam of movies and games? Also, have you ever been jumpscared so bad you almost hurt someone?

Kristian Lopez

2024-10-02 13:22:33 +0000 UTC

Would any of y’all ever consider getting into speedrunning, and if you did, what game would you choose?

SquawksPal

2024-10-02 13:13:48 +0000 UTC

Sup Children's Small, Adult Medium, and XXXLarge! If each of you guys could put any two annoying pundits or lolcows of your choosing into an arena to fight to the death against the other host's champions, which two would you pick, what melee weapons would you give them, and what kinds of hazards would be in the arena? Stay gay and thanks for the show :)

Ethan Ralph's mangled, crucified corpse

2024-10-02 13:13:43 +0000 UTC

What’s the most annoying first impression anyone has given you? Optional to read: For me it was trying a new comic book shop with the intention of starting a pull list and the owner SWIFTLY dashing that idea. This dude wouldn’t shut the fuck up and was constantly complaining! “You can always complain” this fucking guy. He even tried to get me to watch a Big Handed Paul Joesph Watson video, I had to just walk out bc he wouldn’t give me any conversational out.

Jacob

2024-10-02 13:13:35 +0000 UTC

Hey all you people. gun to your head, if you had a fuck a dude or dudes, who would they be?

The man who seeks the truth to how babies are made

2024-10-02 13:08:22 +0000 UTC

Hello, the head, the leg, and the right testicle of exodia What’s a game that you think it’s really good game that you absolutely despise at the same time?

Dylan

2024-10-02 13:07:32 +0000 UTC

Hello you people What is the most interesting movie universe you would like to live in despite the horrors. For example The Quiet Place, Snowpiercer or the hunger games. Just something that isn’t completely mundane Thank you for this train wreck of a podcast

Geography with Sweeney is worse than a lobotomy

2024-10-02 12:44:12 +0000 UTC

Hello family. Do y’all say anything at home a lot that y’all wouldn’t say in public besides the N word. When i need an opinion on something instead of saying “Yay or nay” i say “yay or gay”.

pudge

2024-10-02 12:41:36 +0000 UTC

Hello Doc-Cock, Ving Rhames Kingpin and the Bean Goblin. My friend once told me the second half of the phrase "people call me the sandwich" was "because I'm between two loaves of bread". Has someone ever remembered something so wrong it made you want to violently throttle them? Thanks for the giggles lads.

Chieftain Cigarello

2024-10-02 12:28:41 +0000 UTC

Hey Three men and a baby! If you were each guests on Oneyplays, what would you play and who would be in video with you besides Oney?

Masonic

2024-10-02 12:25:17 +0000 UTC

Hi fellas. Have you ever heard of the squonk? It's a Pennsylvanian cryptid that cries all the time because it's so dumb and ugly. If you were going to invent a cryptid, what would it be?

Hung Sheldon

2024-10-02 12:18:30 +0000 UTC

Greetings eldritch beings who call me gay, what is a famous movie you'd make one simple change to and then redistribute the public as a Director's Cut? What would this change be? It has to be a simple change and can't change the entire plot (ex: Swapping Viggo Mortensen with SugarRay but all his lines and scenes are the same, or putting an awkwardly timed fart in Schindler's List that isn't addressed but is VERY obvious)

The Blacked Knight - Starring Cumstain Bale and Heath Edger

2024-10-02 12:14:30 +0000 UTC

Howdy agents of Vulkan and also Chris. With the metric shitload of fake switch 2 leaks I wanted to ask. Has there ever been a fake leak for a piece of media or hardware that has legitimately fooled you? Love the show boys keep up the tasty slop.

Chieftain Cigarello

2024-10-02 12:06:27 +0000 UTC

Good evening, 2 creamers, no creamer, and milk. I recently beat Silent Hill 2 in time for the remake. After 2 playthroughs it has shot up to one of my favorite games of all time, despite the fact that it is basically abandonware and no where to be found unless you go looking for it online. What is a game that has been abandoned by its publisher that you wish was more widely available so more people could experience it?

Sperm butt fuckers

2024-10-02 12:03:46 +0000 UTC

Would you rather be Eminem's penis or have Eminem be your penis?

Archibald Shrungus

2024-10-02 12:01:25 +0000 UTC

Hey creamsters. I've recently been thinking about Snark tank fan animations, and how it feels like there hasn't been any recently. I was wondering if you had any thoughts on this, any favourites from back in the day (like from Porktopus and Ergomancy), or if there are any moments from recent episodes that you would like to see animated (you could even suggest specific animation styles you'd like to see)? P.S. I finally gave a listen to some of Derrick and Chris' music on spotify recently, and I gotta say that I love the Terror Time cover you guys did together, and I also really like Reality Calls, it was a really cool and thought-provoking song. This is an extra question so feel free to ignore it, but where are you guys at on making new music? Especially Chris as it's been such a long time.

Bro why is Mass Effect so straight I wanna see femShep and Tali scissor

2024-10-02 11:43:30 +0000 UTC

Sup dream gangbang, If you could make any historical figure into a piñata who would it be?

Stratman

2024-10-02 11:09:25 +0000 UTC

Puerto rican Popeye and the darknesses If you were isekai'd what's the first thing that you would do, have a harem of big titied women or men, would you be a triffling hero or villain.

Kevin shut up and dribble abdul

2024-10-02 10:58:46 +0000 UTC

I’m ambidextrous the way I beat my wife with both hands. This is mostly for Chris but did you see a new shotgun and the return of the fuel rod cannon was leaked for halo infinite? Is it just me or should they just move on? What’s the point of doing this?

The Lemur

2024-10-02 10:47:06 +0000 UTC

Got another stupid one for y'all, my dudes. If Keith David asked y'all to cuck him while he sat quietly in a chair in the corner to observe, would you do it? Assume you're single for this if you "respect your partner" like some kind of freak

Paying $5 rent to live in Sweeney's tooth gap

2024-10-02 10:44:22 +0000 UTC

What is up y'all, got a new one for you! What's the least offensive/worst thing any of y'all would have to do to consider kicking one another off the podcast? Nothing major if possible, I wanna see how patient/petty you can be with each other

Paying $5 rent to live in Sweeney's tooth gap

2024-10-02 10:44:10 +0000 UTC

Hello, I’m gay.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

2024-10-02 10:36:26 +0000 UTC

Hey there guys a simple one for you, what's your alcoholic drink of choice?

Emmet Daly

2024-10-02 10:32:45 +0000 UTC

Hello, my favorite nearsighted Hispanic wizard, Derrick Whiteman, and Thomas Kingston Jamison Swenard III. Do any of you have immediate non-starters when it comes to finding someone attractive? Something so horrible about them that it overshadows their physical attractiveness. Example- If Julie Louis Dreyfus listened to exclusively Imagine Dragons on repeat, out loud, and in public, would you still find her attractive Chris? Love you all so much.

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

2024-10-02 10:29:50 +0000 UTC

Happy spooky month boys! Real short one this time: what's the scariest think that's ever happened to you? Thanks! Keep up the great work

Bram Stroker

2024-10-02 10:25:54 +0000 UTC

As the movies went on they added more lore stating the transformers have been on earth for thousands of years and have secretly helped people. They also fought in World War 2 against the Nazis. Michael Bay didn't give it enough thought because it implies they let all those terrible things happen to begin with. Maybe the Decepticons were ovens in the concentration camps.

Commander-in-Queef

2024-10-02 10:17:06 +0000 UTC

Hey Jason, Michael, and Freddy. What horror movie/horror series best describes your life?

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

2024-10-02 10:16:09 +0000 UTC

real question what do you guys want improved from GTA V to 6

I listen to that gay Ben Shapiro verse every day

2024-10-02 10:11:16 +0000 UTC

could you please expand on the Harriet Tubman transformers connection?

I listen to that gay Ben Shapiro verse every day

2024-10-02 10:10:22 +0000 UTC

Since Derek is watching the Michael Bay tranformers you guys should write the next one for extra ammo. They are a gold mine of bullshit. They have even more racist black transformers, a samurai transformer with an Asian accent, and there's a fat autobot voiced by John Goodman. There's even lore that the autobots helped Harriet Tubman free the slaves. I'm not joking.

Commander-in-Queef

2024-10-02 10:06:42 +0000 UTC

Greetings cheek-spreaders. When are you cowards gonna bring a female guest on the podcast? And who would you choose? Stay loose and smooth.

Haggis

2024-10-02 09:56:06 +0000 UTC

Hello Honorary White, Chosen Black, and Socially Acceptable Black. How much more does the Patron need to grow before Sween faces his fears of the optometrist?

SHAROD BROWN! He's gonna fuck your mom, make your dad trans, and eat you pets!

2024-10-02 09:55:40 +0000 UTC

Hello 2 girls 3 cups, you're the cups. Would you rather all dogs can no longer be kept as pets and are now food or the same thing but for cats?

ShoreMcLoving

2024-10-02 09:55:39 +0000 UTC

Hello you Tantalising Trio of Troglodytes. This is more aimed at Sween since he’s the resident comic nerd. Due to the popularity of The Boys, people are starting to take notice of Garth Ennis’ other work, and they’re deciding to do a film adaptation of one of his most infamous works, Crossed. Just wondering if you’re familiar with this series, and how in God’s name they’re going to faithfully adapt the most excessively, to the point of the comedy, violent comic series ever made. Keep up the good work boys, your episodes help me get through the daily toil.

A British patron who pays to hear you fucks bully his nation on a weekly basis

2024-10-02 09:51:06 +0000 UTC

Lets say that your replying your favorite game ever. As you go through it, the main character turns to the camera and says to it "I know that you're gay!", then turns back around and continues on like nothing happened. What do you do?

Keith David but he's a MAGA supporter

2024-10-02 09:48:18 +0000 UTC

Hay there Gay For Pay trio, in what fictional universe would you live in? For me personally Living in the forgotten realms like Baldur’s Gate would be a blast.

I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!

2024-10-02 09:41:51 +0000 UTC

Hello voices following me around my village. What scripted video game set pieces piss you off to no end? Personally, I think people who design chase sequences where you never seem to run at full speed and also can't use your items because they want the scene to play out should be flogged and splashed with boiling hot liquid shit.

Putting my entire dick and balls between Cammy's thighs and telling her to flex

2024-10-02 09:41:20 +0000 UTC

Is it time to end it all?

Shard of Odium

2024-10-02 09:37:51 +0000 UTC

Hello twink, twunk, and twat, Do you guys buy into the whole “spooky season” thing because I swear it just makes me more jaded about Halloween. If anything it just makes it more acceptable for stores to put up Halloween displays even earlier, which doesn’t help. Keep up the good work, Shenron

_xXx_shenron_xXx

2024-10-02 09:24:59 +0000 UTC

Yes or no we should homelander a baby gorilla to kill British people?

When i was cleaning out an abandoned apartment i found hentai vhs

2024-10-02 09:24:36 +0000 UTC

Let’s cut to the chase. In spirit of spooky season, what is the gayest costumes you would wear? Also it would be funny if you guys vote for what costumes you would wear on an episode this month. Dare I say, maybe even let the audience vote? Thanks for the endless laughs!

Ricardo Castro

2024-10-02 09:23:22 +0000 UTC

Hey there Steve Smith, Fat Albert and sentient bean bag, Recently I've been trying out Cocoa Butter and it's been amazing to me so far, so next up: african black soap. Does it matter what brand I get? Should I go for the raw soap, or is Shea Moisture fine? Thanks for being awesome and GAY

1800s YouTube be like 'Civil War situation is crazy'

2024-10-02 09:17:35 +0000 UTC

hello no ass, too much ass and the perfect amount of ass.i got banned on Twitter for telling a guy called "libs of TikTok" the famous Chris quote "do the world a favor and kill yourself, with a gun". my question is, what's your favorite fruit juice

Viggo Runar Sigurdsson

2024-10-02 09:15:49 +0000 UTC

what’s up Chris,Derrick, and Character I haven’t unlocked yet. Are you at the age when something new comes out for a fastfood you get a tinge of curiosity? Recently they introduced smash burgers at my local sonic I plan on getting a couple for lunch later.

Special Needs Cannon

2024-10-02 09:09:07 +0000 UTC

Salutations two Moms, one Dad and the Caribbean thing. Heavy question for you lot, what do you think the meaning/purpose of life is?

2016 remake going crazy

2024-10-02 09:08:08 +0000 UTC

Hey love, hate and chris me and my incredibly gorgeous girlfriend are having themed costumes for Halloween im going as colonel sanders and shes going as the mcdonald's clown girl what are your costumes this year or what would you go as -love Freddie your biggest fan

Freddie your bigges fan

2024-10-02 08:58:05 +0000 UTC

Hello there snarkoids What do you know, about the mcrib? Well you see, the mcrib is a barbecue flavored pork sandwich periodically sold by the international food chain; McDonald's. It was first introduced to the McDonald's menu in 1981 following test marketing the year before. After poor sales, it was...removed from the menu in 1985. Since then, it appears annually or more at various times. Though Germany and Luxembourg have them as permanent menu items. Please remember to support your local McDonald's during mcrib season so sayeth the Riblin.

Spider Man 4 Rise of the Riblin

2024-10-02 08:55:42 +0000 UTC

Hello boyos! If you three had super attacks like goku what would you call them, and what kind of damge would they cause?

Try Anything

2024-10-02 08:55:26 +0000 UTC

Yo yo yo, bitches This question is for when you have LYLE MCDOUCHEBAG on. Have him ask you a hard hitting question, namely the silverback gorilla one if you’ve never heard it ;)

Dolphin Cum Jelly

2024-10-02 08:48:37 +0000 UTC

Hey Gang members! If ya'll dated Taylor Swift and broke her heart what would her song be about? (How you hurt her physically and physically, etc.) P.S. in the last 3 years there hasn't been a day where I didn't listen to at least 3 episodes of the pod. Love ya'll!

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

2024-10-02 08:46:32 +0000 UTC

Hey there La Li, Lu and Le Lo. What would you do if you found out, that putting someone’s ashes into a 3D printer revived them?

Spongebob me boy i have taken over 30 pills of paracetanol and will die of liver failiure over the next 3 days

2024-10-02 08:45:28 +0000 UTC

Hello Nword sayers and Sween, I've been recently getting back into exercising recently and I totally agree with Derrick when he said how playing certain music while exercising really helps. What are some of your most played songs during work outs?

Scooped James

2024-10-02 08:44:35 +0000 UTC

Hey snarky bois, a question for Chris, would you ever reconsider remastering Reality Calls? Weirdly one of my favorite indie albums, and would love to hear your talent reapplied to it. Anyway, stay gooning, boys.

Dandylion

2024-10-02 08:43:24 +0000 UTC

Hey friends, where are the propeller hats

Lizurd

2024-10-02 08:43:11 +0000 UTC

Hello father, dad, and Chris. I jumped into the Castlevania series with Castlevania 3: Draculas Curse and holy fuck it is by far the hardest game I’ve played but love the gameplay. What do you guys think of the series? Am I just being a dumb stupid baby bitch?

I strip copper so I can cop strippers

2024-10-02 08:43:00 +0000 UTC

Whats up white urge, brown urge and the darkest urge. If you could make a crossover game using characters from any media what would it be? For me it would be the darkness and madworld idk how it’ll work but I would love for it to happen. Thanks again you silly dumb fucks

Judawong loves you

2024-10-02 08:41:01 +0000 UTC

Hey Gay, Gay, and Slight Less Gay A friend and I went to New York for the second time in which Chris ignored both DM's on twitter asking for advice (likely due to bot spams). We ventured into the Bronx, and found the Futa Islamic Center INC. It is real and we have pictures of it. During this trip we found out the Bronx was an absolute dumpster fire. Two men were hot wiring a car while police passed. Human shit was on the sidewalk, and I saw a mother dump her baby out of a stroller to get something from it. Is the Bronx the most fucked of all the boroughs of New York?

DevinIsPregnant

2024-10-02 08:40:01 +0000 UTC

Hello "would try pegging," "wouldn't try pegging," and "has tried pegging." It seems like every episode you guys say "We'll do that for the Extra Ammo" and then you never fucking do it. Why? Bonus question: fuck you

DanTheManWithThePants

2024-10-02 08:36:36 +0000 UTC

Not really a question, more of a suggestion. I think a great idea for a Halloween extra ammo would be to do remake of the Blair Witch Project, called the Blaire White Project. Just thought I’d put that out there, since if there’s anyone who could make something hilarious out of that premise it would be you three.

The Talibum

2024-10-02 08:36:27 +0000 UTC

Hello small back medium back and slowly losing that big back (keep up the good work Sweeney). How do you feel about "elevated dining"? I saw a restaurant on TikTok that was doing benihana style Mexican food and was super irritated because I feel like spending 200 dollars on food I could get for 10 on the street is a massive rip off. Thoughts?

American woman, I AM GAY

2024-10-02 08:33:47 +0000 UTC

Just started playing Death Stranding and I'm quite enjoying it but fuck me the story is insane, which leads onto my question; What's a game you've played that you really enjoyed despite having no fucking clue what was happening? Keep up the good work you keep me sane while travelling the british hellscape

Carry on with the UK slander shit sucks here man

2024-10-02 08:33:13 +0000 UTC

There’s a less than zero chances any of these men have ever heard of Folsom street fair

The Talibum

2024-10-02 08:32:33 +0000 UTC

Hello best friends. Could Sweeney sit closer to the mic? I think he's very funny and entertaining but I have trouble hearing him sometimes

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

2024-10-02 08:31:44 +0000 UTC

Hey, Latino Slant podcast. I got an interesting question. What do you think about Kink? I noticed that despite you guys being in your late 30's every single one of you has the sexual tastes of boiled chicken and get uncomfortable about preferences such as small boobs, blowjobs or non penetrative sex. Chris is in particular dislikes blowjobs, but would notably also give them if the right women had penises (Lady Gaga) I think you guys would either bloom or boom at the folsom street fair. Thoughts?

Paz

2024-10-02 08:30:18 +0000 UTC

Hello Fart, Burp, And Sneeze what's the gayest Halloween candy and what's the coolest Halloween candy? (P.S. Sween is GAY)

Member of the I hate Sween Coalition

2024-10-02 08:29:44 +0000 UTC

Hello peeple (short for "pee people") At what point would you say something, if every time you saw Sweeney he was 10% larger than the last time you saw him? Would you confront him about his wanton growth? Thanks for the show boys. Feels so good on my ear-bones.

Saddest Substance (ok it MIGHT be cum)

2024-10-02 08:29:32 +0000 UTC

Hello Two and a Half Blacks. In honour of spooky season, what's the best prank, practical joke or something similar that you pulled on someone?

Haggis

2024-10-02 08:28:53 +0000 UTC

Hello Piccolo Jr, Lord Pilaf, and Majin Buu. Follow up to a previous question, in a hypothetical Snark RPG Maker game, what classes would you all want to be/what would your special moves be?

Literally hammering someone in the ass

2024-10-02 08:27:40 +0000 UTC

Hey big tits, big ass and big personality. What's some brain dead halloween costumes you can think of?

masky

2024-10-02 08:26:45 +0000 UTC

Sup gay, GAY? and GAAAAAAAAY!!!! Do any of you 3 actually like anal? I think it's grody. I feel like porn just popularized a kink that was extremely niche before we started bangin' folks on camera.

SerotoninCrunch

2024-10-02 08:26:27 +0000 UTC

I appreciate you sween, keep up the dumb

Jason

2024-10-02 08:25:40 +0000 UTC

Hello gnats Just finished the MK1 “Khaos Reigns” story, and it made me wonder. Can Noob Saibot or his shadow say the N-word now? Is this the true extent of Havik’s power, granting Sub-Zero the forbidden pass?

Zorgolon

2024-10-02 08:25:18 +0000 UTC

hey fellers, what’s the worst thing you’ve beaten it to? might be best for sween not to answer this.

Dandylion

2024-10-02 08:25:00 +0000 UTC

Penis

my human taxidermy flesh light and dildo business will pop off trust me

2024-10-02 08:24:01 +0000 UTC

Hello Peni penis and penis Do you still have the bag sword?

my human taxidermy flesh light and dildo business will pop off trust me

2024-10-02 08:23:33 +0000 UTC

October Question Thread!

Comments

Hey there chimpish subhumans, Do you have any minor, POSSIBLY AUTISTIC bugbears when it comes to games. Personally I LOATHE when a game makes my character put their weapon away with automatic animations Keep up the good work :)

Hey there gamers! What’s your favorite hypothetical question that you like to spring on people?

Hey pedophiles! My question is why don't you show the videos/photos you show each other on your phones but not us? Could you at least do it for the patreon episodes if you're worried about getting flagged by Sween showing the ISIS beheadings he beats his tiny pp to?

Do you three think you could take down Art the Clown? (he will stop if you damaged or bore him to much)

Hey all, Happy Halloween, I just wanted to seriously encourage you to sit down and marathon the Harry Potter movies with the same suspension of disbelief you’d apply to Star Wars, the last three movies in HP are amazing fantasy films and are worth watching. Stay snappy. <3

Hey light mode, dark mode, and darker mode. Question for Chris what are your thoughts on the announcement that PlayStation Spider Man 2 is not getting any DLC or updates going forward.

Wasn't Harry's dad mean to Snape because Snape was simping for Harry's mom? Sounds like Sween was just mixing a bunch of shit up LOL

As a "Christian MAGA hog" I gotta say... this is not a question dumbass.

Favorite horror game?

Hey guys, Extra Ammo idea: Fandom tier list. Rank fans of games, books, movies, whatever. Maybe toss up a post for us to give suggestions. Thanks.

Hello ray squilliam johnson, that guy from Weezer and ReviewCockUSA! What kind of dishes are you guys cooking for yourselllves lately? I've been on a Philly cheese steak kick myself. Peace and chicken grease yo

Simple question boys Favorite internet lowcow ?

what up my melanated melon miscreants, and white if you could have the powers of any video game protagonist, but you have to suck their dick to completion to attain those powers, (any non-dick possessing characters are given one twice the size of yours) who would you pick?

Hey music f slurs, I’m into production myself and just recently got a Medieval (EP-1320 sampler) from teenage engineering, have you guys seen these? They’re really great and come with some great presets.

Hey guys, I just lost my job and I’m wondering if that dedicated toe sucker job you asked me about is still available? Happy to get Kingston’s sweaty dawgs in my mouth for the right salary.

Hello cane sugar, sweet and low, and Splenda. If you could choose one type of cuisine (eg japanese, Italian, Indian, etc) to eat for the rest of your life and you can’t eat anything else, what type of cuisine would you choose?

Have you ever judged someone for their phone’s wallpaper? I think having family as wallpaper is safe and boring but has taken over the photo in the wallet for people.

Quick and easy one for the lot of you (actually just sweeny), since sweeny is both a big time comic reader and a massive fan of sonic, has he ever read the sonic comics?

Just thinking out loud, how many more dog characters are yall gonna come up with? We got Eric the human and Donald trumps dog called bligger, how many more are in the chamber?

Sup Mario judah, punk ass black bitch. and goblin. Last episode yall talked shit on people who have only seen dragon ball abridged and I am one of those people and you wanna know what I think of that?... You right.. you think Kia Is a good way to watch it? I don't like filler

Not a question but a comment intended to put the image and sound of Squidward choking on the fork fresh on your minds.

Biggest hear-me-out in gaming? For me it’s GLaDOS, also follow me on twitter, @girlinthefall

if urppnballs is heere, where is your ppnballs?

What are your most ambitious costume ideas? Pick one for each other.

Pronunciation of Username: Yous-way-less/ So, now that we have Pizza Time Goblin, Shirtman, and Pizzarine, what would you guys do in this new world where there are reality warping beings and pizza fighters? Would you try spider-manning with inventions and radiation or something else?

If you could make the cover in the styles of both Trent Reznor and Johnny Cash that would be great thx

this is not a question i just want to tell you guys: that the largest cow in the world is called "Knickers" no lie, look it up

Hey guys so my GAY boyfriend proposed to me and I said yes so what I’m proposing is for you 3 to be the music and play at the reception and sing the gayest songs you can write

Hey gays! If Keith David approached you on the street and begged you for a BlowJob, would you do it?

Hello Double N and the S. Do you remember the episode where Arthur gets called a knitter? What would your reaction be if you were transferred into his body during this? You can't escape.

Hey Gang Members, No question just a follow up for my "The Big Bang Theory" comment. The truth is I actually never watched it. I just wrote that to fuck around. I just wanted to pretend to be someone who likes TBBT. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND IS THE BEST SITCOM!!! NO GOD, ON GAPE

Hey Piccolo, Mr. Popo, and Master Roshi Question for Sweeney: Have you been watching any recent One Piece? Pacing has improved a little and the animation has become so goddamn fire. Also, will you be watching the reboot?

If you are the clone, would clone know if you when are the clone who is the clone would clone know no clones sexual addiction

Hello my three best buddies. Did any of you ever watch Bleach? The new season of Thousand Year Blood War just started up again and I think it has the best animation and pacing of any anime I’ve ever seen. Thanks daddies.

Can I get some clean clips/barks for specials in the game. Like a couple from all 3 of you

Hey, “Look it’s,” “A Little,” and “Dead Meme.” First time question-asker. Who is winning the Gay, Cringe, Tattooed Musician that Begs to Be Canceled in their Music Competition? Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse or Tom MacDonald of Tom MacDonald?

Do you guys think Dr. Umar is serious or playing the bit completely straight? Also which would be funner?

Hey Derek, when you and Jojo get divorced, who gets the cum?

Have you guys seen the video of the police officer hanging upside down from a fence with his pants down and a giant shitstain on his underwear? (Real video i swear) hmu on twitter if you want it Sween, @girlinthefall

Can Shirt-Man’s secret identity be Sherman Shirtman?

Hello gay twinks Just started playing TEKKEN 8 and since it's quickly become my new hyperfixation, can you guys go on a tangent about Tekken for 20 minutes to tame my never ending need for parasocial communication with you all Also i'm a Reina main because bad bitch, have a good day dudes

Chris doing "red pilled Michael Jackson" is my new favorite thing ever. I want that clip in my YouTube forever. Holy shit that's so damn funny. INFO WARRRSSS UH!

If Sween was about to get the Electric Chair for his crimes of being a Disney adult and the fireball out the window incident, would you save him from the death penalty? If you would, how would you save him?

Have you guys ever started crying and were very confused as you were crying why it happened.

Say you can travel back into time to year zero and deliver one item with an instruction manual, what would you choose? I think an Atomic bomb or a Honda Civic for me

This question is for Derrick In an old episode, you mentioned wanting to fuck a girl doggystyle while eating a bowl of cocoa puffs. Did you ever achieve that dream?

What's up Derrick, Chris, and you weird ass chia seed drinker So my father went to highschool with fucking Diddy of all people (I got video proof of the yearbook if needed lmao) just wondering if you or know anyone that has known wack ass celebrities before the were famous

Hey guys What if instead of Hurt by Johnny Cash it’s Squirt

Hello Chris and Derrick huge fan thanks for all the laughs. *Glances at Sweeny. If a Stright man leads a gay man on for food and drinks but doesn't sleep with him is that gay?

Hola negros y caliente blanco Not a question just a fun fact. The guy who fucked a mcchicken was charged with sexually assaulting a 13 year old in a walmart parking lot. Have fun with that information brothers.

Hey Boys. Deric, I beg of you, please make a short gay parody of Virtual Insanity, use that one Patron's JaQueerAmI name, and just title it "Homo-sexuality".

What's the craziest shit you guys experienced when trick or treating? I remember my friends and I used to do a running kick like Charlie Brown to those "take one and move on" candy buckets people used to leave on their front porch. The swarm would swiftly attack.

Hey Snarkers, Who manages your discord server? It got taken over by Arabs at one point and I said that I hate Arabs in the chat, they banned me. If I can get access again that would be great. Thanks.

why are you guys so gayyyyyyy

Did you guys hear about Liam Payne? More like Liam payne-less death am I right?

I just watched a hyper realistic animation of Hey Arnold being curbstomped by the unibrow chick. Uh add me on twt if you wanna see it @girlinthefall

Hey Sween, Sween, and Sween (my favorite). Have you considered doing an Extra Ammo where you make a famous movie or video game gay, instead of a song? What would gay Halo 2 be?

Hello "you people", if each of you had a cocktail named after you, what would they be composed of?

Yo, so how long yall think it will take for Asmongolds career to get thrown into the shitter and he turns to right wing grifting?

Hello people really controlling the hurricane. An idea i had for the show now that it’s in person. For a Halloween episode you could record in costumes, the stupider the better. Thanks for making my mind worse.

This question is a little more mundane than usual. But have you guys seen those videos of the Alcoholic Monkeys beating their kids?

Saw this question on threads and thought I should ask you subordinates for your "professional" opinions; "You are given $1,000,000 to hide a paperclip from a detective, they have 7 days to find it. Where are you hiding it??"

Hiya Christoff Raymundo Gunsmithe Higgins, Dwayne Johnson, and Timothy Dean Sweeney (CEO of Epic Games). What are your opinions on the recent allegations against Typhlosion? Or just thoughts on the Game Freak leaks in general?

Hey Nick, Stavvy, and Adam, I know you fellas are busy working on the pod, but do you guys listen to stuff on your free time? What are your favorite pods or audiobooks.

Heya boyos! I know none of you cretins like pokemon, but please tell me you've heard about the recent leaks. If not please look up the pokemon folklore leaks on the show. That shit is wild.

hey “people”. if you could bring back one artist back from the dead to make a collab single with one living artist, who would they be? personal pick would be Kendrick and XXXTen

Yo, Sween you're dumb and gay. Liu Kang was in Mortal Kombat Deception as his zombie form.

Ello glasses ,glasses and blind fuck who needs glasses. Not a question but a good iceberg of discussion, shirt power is just a stand user. Stands are named after music or artists usually, look up notorious B I G jojo stand,have fun with the music references and what their powers are.

hey 3, 2, and 1. quick follow up to the CJ question but do you think modding will ever get to a point that no one knows who CJ is but he'll still be modded in to every game possible?

There's this video called "The Drink (Cup) Official Music Video" and it's just some guy rapping in a Trunks impression

To my beloved blacks. Have you seen a little video titled "Gangster Party Line," and, if so, what are your thoughts?

Most angry you’ve ever been at a video game? I dismantled a Wii remote with my teeth and swallowed more of it than I should have whilst playing the Simpsons Game (I couldn’t beat God at DDR)

Am I retarded because I am voting for Donald Trump? Or are you retarded because you are indeed retarded?

Guys is it just me, or does Aloy from the Horizon games look like Nicocado Avocado?

Lemme get an extra ammo where you guys play with actions figures in the first half and then fight each other with hulk fist gloves in the 2nd half. Winner takes half the others paycheck for that episode

Who would win a ku klux klan robed jedi or a black panther sith?

Hello gningers, who do yall main in Smash? Personally I’m a Sonic, Link and Isabelle girly. Also, Chris for the love of God remaster your Reality Calls album that shit slaps.

Buddy of mine found out that the movie maker in sparking zero just takes a screenshot of YOUR GAME. Already saw a community post of CJ doing a spirit bomb. How long do you think this will stay up and how crazy do you think it’ll get?