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#265: GTA Roleplay Cheaters IRL

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#265: GTA Roleplay Cheaters IRL #265: GTA Roleplay Cheaters IRL

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Lol I forgot I put the exact same greeting for my questions 😅

Debirez

Missed opportunity on the Gaydles name. They should have been called the SKEETLES.

Guggie

I’m fairly certain that Mike Colter didn’t do the voice of Locke in 5 because of scheduling conflicts while filming Luke Cage, not because his performance was bad. I didn’t realize it was him in the H2A cutscenes but yeah, Halo 5 sucks anyway but I guess we got “lucky” since the new VA is better.

Master BFE

Derek’s algorithm is chronically anti woke grifting lol cows dude knows way too much about them the second it happens

Precisely shitting up back (clothes stayed clean)

I love the funny little cooperative hypotheticals they play. D&D. But no D&D episode. Quit edging me. Please play Disco Elysium, Chris.

Stratman

there are no bugs in Derek's bathroom, he's just riddled with schizophrenia

Out_Of_Focus_Bigfoot

Facts

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Derek is maptistic

pudge

If Rainbow Mika was real you'd need to make a wish upon all seven dragon balls and Shenron to dislodge my tongue from her asshole

Putting my entire dick and balls between Cammy's thighs and telling her to flex

Don’t know if it’s right but a lot of people do say “Mario” with a soft “a” sound.

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Very relatable about the apartments. I'm currently in my first apartment and it sucks. Lead paint, built in 1908. Because of the old timey wiring, I have to unplug all my electronics and turn off the AC to use the microwave. And just like the boys said, I had to get whatever was available.

Staingo Jenkins

And magic! And demons! It’s literally every thing they want.

Cyrus Fisher

Sween shouting "they speak English there" about England and no one addressing it was magical

Dragon Jay Z

I love penis

LilCompanyCreditCard

I learned about horse lather through fantasy novels.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Yo I'm new to patron so I totally forgot we get it uncensored, crazy bc I was not anticipating the hard r drop via Kingston (ofc it was)

TheHybrid Theory

I second this

sweeny is just steven universe but gay and black

And elves, and dwarves!

Noah Friscopp

dope!

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

he's a super talented and easily accessable writer. I have to say that his Stormlight Archive books are the makings of a modern classic if he ends the series right.

TonyTwoTries

Is he worth the hype? Just curious, I’m eventually gonna get to read his writing. On WoT book 4 right now

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Since Derek is watching the live action transformers, you guys should write the next one for extra ammo. They are a gold mine of bullshit. They have even more racist black transformers, a samurai transformer with an Asian accent, and there's a fat autobot voiced by John Goodman. There's even lore about the autobots helping Harriet tubman free the slaves. I'm not joking.

Commander-in-Queef

derrick is making the word “gay” funny again. no one else should touch this bag but him

darklord anri

This is something I’ve noticed for the past few podcast and this is my opinion of course but I think This group might be autistic for Mass Effect and that’s not a bad thing I got my autistic interest as well. Also Gay.

I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!

The fantasy/sci fi talk gets real close to sounding like Brandon Sandersons cosmere lmao

TonyTwoTries

Dark fantasy/Sci-fi? Literally Warhammer 40,000. We got Orks an shii man

Tired_man

Geography fans in SHAMBLES this episode Also remember when visiting Luxembourg, to visit McDonald's for a tasty mcrib. As they're permanent menu items there....lucky bastards

Spider Man 4 Rise of the Riblin

Thanks for the description, Derrick

Paying $5 rent to live in Sweeney's tooth gap

Yes!

Noah Friscopp

Besides Sweens mouth breathing

Clark

Alright real talk I miss the remote snark tank episodes, I don’t know what it is but it just flows so much better.

Clark

They better show cheek in Woke of Tsushima 2: Ghost of Yo Gay.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Would shadowrun count as dark fantasy/sci-fi 🤔

KDiaz15

Thank god I was dying for some content

Clark

Just in time for my morning gym sesh. Thanks for listening to my demonic chanting boys 🙏

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

thanks man! i was going to do something VIOLENT if you didn’t upload 😁

mongrel intruder

thank you

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