January 2021 Questions Thread

Hey spaz attack, pubic hair face, and fatter Shaq. (Serious question) I am about to make a YouTube channel where I’ll play video games while talking in a Minnesota accent and I wanted to have some dope ass music like you guys do in the intro for this podcast, any tips on how to make a beat like that in GarageBand? And also maybe some pointers on how to kickstart the channel once I start it? (Joke question) when will that son of a cunt Sweeney finally play Mass Effect? Tali was my favorite romance one hundo percent.

The depressed Minnesota man

Greetings Tom, Derrick, and glasses I have a question would you rather everyone look like Adam Sandler or sound like Adam Sandler like exact copy of his voice

Hello Da Rick, Near Sighted Goblin, and The Unimportant Fecal Matter that was left in the Toilet because he hasn't played Mass Effect. If you could make a movie out of a videogame of your choice what would you choose? It can be any game from any company. But you all have to agree on one game to use. Because all three of you will be working on the same movie. P.S. You can have Keith David for any part in you want him to play. He is completely on board for whatever y'all do.

2DSimp

Hello Gents. What is a band or artist that you discovered after they either broke up/stopped touring, and would love to see live? My Answer would be The Mars Volta. Since I've found them, they've become one of my all time favorites, and I'm forever sad I'll likely never see them live.

Greeting future victims. What is something thats happened to you that sounds like its made up because of how ridiculoud it is?

The man that will one day fuck your daughters

Dear white, Hispanic, and Derek, if each of you were given 10 million rupees and had 24 hours to spend them in India or else you'd lose all your belongings what would you spend them on? No just giving them away to charity or some gay shot like that

After hearing Gears getting dogged on, is there any games that you guys hate that the possibility of popping off keeps you coming back?

Dylan Lives

If your girlfriend cheated on you with another girl instead of another guy would you be less mad?

Morning demons of lust, hate and apathy. Would you rather have condensation be able to form on your eyeballs (blinking will not wipe it off) or have your dick grow its own dick and tiny arm that it'll use to jerk itself off when ever it feels like it (you will be able to feel what your dick's dick feels).

Good morning Sarcasm Incarnate, Dude that fucked my girl and had a beer with me afterwards, and my fellow Robcorp member. My question is if you each started a cult, what would your cults focus be? For instance, mine would be sexual freedom and nakedness being desensitized. It could be a sun god, aliens, etc..

Praise helix Brothers. I'm here to give you an "out" of that whole, pesky, "we will only answer questions even if a nuke goes off" statement. So my question is, what do you think about the events of the past week and that shit with gamestop?

hey Wairo Buddha, Celestial Simp and Halo Psyop! ive been down with the sickness since early December and finally feeling better. My question is what was mindset or habit you had in your early tweenies/late teens that you can't stand now? i use to get irrational violent whenever someone tried to mimic me in conversation , family,friends, strangers, bosses it didn't matter. i hope you all have been good while i was wasting way, can't wait go through the backlog of episodes i've missed.

HeartlessWretch