bewildered_angel

Eat the Dungeon Update 0.19!

Added 2025-07-29 20:51:22 +0000 UTC

It's here! At last! The long awaited gallery option! Now you can look at all those pretty pictures without having to deal with that pesky gameplay getting in the way!

What's that? What about people who hate pictures, you ask? What about people who want to read a bunch of text and lore and plot and boring stuff like that? Don't worry, if you're boring we got all the text you can shake a stick at! We got bestiary entries, lore, biographies, and the conclusions to several character arcs. (Did you know we had character arcs? They're in there, they're just really tiny. Be sure to squint!)

What's that? Gameplay? Ah, who needs gameplay. This is 2025 baby! Gameplay is so last decade! It's all about lore and monetization now. Gamers these days want to spend 40 dollars on a 5% chance to be allowed to look at a jpeg of their waifu!

Wait, the waifus in my game are freely available? OH NO! My CFO is gonna go ballistic on me! GOTTA RUN!!!

This update includes:

A Bio page for each player character with sprite gallery, biography, fun facts, and made up stats!
New weight stages for the Spy and Beastkin
Art for all the WIP enemies in the Darkhelm levels
NPCs and cutscenes for the Darkhelm and Time Witch levels
36 new bestiary entries!