Kinda hard for a joke like that to go viral... wait...
Dustin
2017-09-06 03:38:10 +0000 UTC
No strain of the imagination there...
David Paul
2017-09-05 02:32:46 +0000 UTC
Ha!
Joseph H.
2017-09-05 00:42:58 +0000 UTC
Free-range, of course!
Firefly Jelly
2017-09-05 00:39:38 +0000 UTC
Just don't order a <a href="http://www.troprockin.com/cravings/mixed-drinks-dirty-monkey/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Dirty Monkey</a>.
Captain Button
2017-09-04 21:23:12 +0000 UTC
In for a pound. ... of bacteria.
Unanimous D
2017-09-04 05:47:12 +0000 UTC
I'm not sure that Magician's Guild regulations from the Discworld apply here.
Mind, they should. And I would think the Librarian would be a STELLAR bartender.
2017-09-04 03:16:51 +0000 UTC
Serves her right for hompfing without thinking first.
2017-09-04 03:14:04 +0000 UTC
Mmmmm. The subtle flavor of day-old sebum.
Gary Walker
2017-09-04 02:53:02 +0000 UTC
Does the bartending guild allow for cutthroat career advancement? If there isn't a rule that allows for the 'kill your superior and get their job' there should be.
Andrew
2017-09-04 02:52:35 +0000 UTC
Bar backs that I've known took the job with the plan of getting promoted to bartending, typically whin a few months, FWIW.
Carl Fink
2017-09-04 02:52:18 +0000 UTC
Is that free range or caged (underwire) bra sweat?
Andrew
2017-09-04 02:50:29 +0000 UTC
Our croissants are made from the finest unbleached flour, the highest-quality shortening, and the most carefully-selected and sourced bra sweat available.
Firefly Jelly
2017-09-04 02:45:57 +0000 UTC
Your speculation is largely correct. To broadly paraphrase, they are the bartender's assistant, but are not themselves bartenders.
Mister Cletus
2017-09-04 02:41:59 +0000 UTC
I think they're the guys who stock the booze from the storeroom and make sure the bartenders don't run out. It also helps to have someone who can run to the back so the bar isn't left unattended.
(This is speculation on my part.)