Constellation, Episode 86 | Football's Return, Exotic Animals, Our Sleep Schedule, Salad

Morning folks rise up! 5am to 1pm for work and workout from 1:30 to around 3. Then leisure time from 3:30 to 8, and then wind down for bed until 9. It’s the schedule that works best for me.

Tanner Denso

You can now play Madden with 15 minute quarters that produce realistic stats. Madden still sucks, though. Long live NFL2K

Brandon V

“Meatless Monday. Usually falls on Tuesday though.” lol

NeO JD

MAMA MIA

Mama Micah

Y’all really need to start googling the health benefits being up during daylight, particularly toward mood disorders.

Tyler

Crazy that hanging an elephant was mentioned because I live near a town that coincidentally also hung an elephant lmao. Back in 1910 around 9 asian elephants escaped from a circus and stampeded through town. They took the supposed leader “Gypsy” to a rail yard and hung it with horses and a ton of men. I can’t vouch that I’m 100% accuracy but it’s a story that was passed down and there are accounts of it online.

Duncan

The hate against the sausage with egg mcmuffin is not deserved Micah not deserved lol

mattyboy316

Dave's Soda & pet food city in Agawam is now Smithland Pet & Garden center unfortunately.

JustInsane

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Michael Mashpotato

I was a huge Cowboys fan and also a 4 time fantasy football champion including one dynasty. Anyway there is an episode of A Football Life about Jimmy Johnson. After that episode I came the conclusion that the Cowboys will never ever win the Super Bowl because of Jerry Jones. Jimmy Johnson told Jerry Jones to his face that he doesn’t respect him as a football mind but does respect him as an owner. After that Jerry Jones got rid of Jimmy and became the GM of the team. They did win the with Switzer but that was still Jimmys team. Since then they just continue to disappoint. I personally can’t stand Jerry Jones. He is hell bent on proving Jimmy wrong and that continues until this very day. I was a huge Romo fan and once Dak came in I gave up completely. Dak fucking blows and I don’t want to hear shit about it lol. A few years back I went to the Jets Cowboys game at MetLife and me and my buddy swore the cowboys would win. That day the Jets had legends in the crowd and the legends walked the team out. The Jets stomped the cowboys that game. At that point I officially gave up for good. If I see Dak throw off his back foot one more time I’m gonna to lose. Also fuck AT&T stadium. That stadium is tourist attraction. If you go to an Eagles game the stadium is packed to the brim with Eagles fans. Not at AT&T stadium though. It’s a tourist attraction. The Cowboys are too much of a business then a team. Sorry for the book, but I am triggered because I cared so much for that team and bought Sunday ticket for 15 years. I’d rather watch paint dry now. Also my brother still boots up his 360 and plays NFL head coach. It’s his all time favorite game.

Michael Mashpotato

My house is an early bird house. I get most of my gaming done from 5-7am. It’s my peaceful time now. I honestly have grown to love it. No one bothers me at that time, with the exception of my wife who on occasion makes me get up to kill a spider lol.

Michael Mashpotato

At this point I think Micah should just oficially be a regular chair in stelly. She brings the chaos lol

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

As an eagles fan fuck the niners and the patriots

Mike

Micah is such a funny storyteller lmao

James

Oh, not in Wisconsin, no. It’s an Iowa recipe.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Really? I'm from Wisconsin and I've never heard anyone use the phrase Snickers salad before.

Joseph Gedgaudas

The only true primal answer to your sleep situation Colin is that it is technically healthiest and most natural for our bodies to be up during sunlight and down during the night due to our internal circadian rhythm. Otherwise there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. You do you bro!

The Devmeister

I’m gonna try that next time. -Micah

Mama Micah

This guy is 3/3 for weird comments. Not sure if actual dumbass or just trolling.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Nah, nah, nah, Micah, chill. Midwesterners know what’s up with Snickers salad. We’re bloatmaxxing.

RFK Jr. has Content-Aware Scale voice

This is my first exposure to Rufuán, little weird.

Noah Friscopp

If we're talking bright white start up screens in games, the Bandai Namco white and orange logo has to be the top of the list. Legitimately blinding

Shadi Haddad

Micah went off on Colin lmao

Whisk3ywhisk3y

Honestly, I had Chris and Micah flipped, due to his psychotic consumption of dry salads. Edit: My god, Micah is also a dry salad person.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Fuck Centipedes. What do you need all those legs for?

Jonathan Turner

Exotic Animals; Salad; Our Sleep Schedule; Football's Return. Which topic is Micah’s? Lol!

Nick Gagas

Of course. Of course a salad conversation would degenerate into the licking of assholes.

Bleedingedgeofpoo

When I’m eating oatmeal I sometimes picture I’m one of the three bears in Goldilocks haha

king_ryan_james

Rufián

Probably. I still look at people sideways when I find out they're Patriots fans

Jimbo

Outside of our television area, I’m guessing people are starting to hate us

Jason H

Chiefs three-peat? I think so! #ChiefsKingdom

Jimbo

This is true. Gooooooooo FOOTBALLLLLLL.

Rancid Raisins

The European mind can't comprehend the beautiful game of real football

Jimbo

Nope.

Rancid Raisins

Lobsterback

Zack Apuzzo

As soon as I saw "Salad", I knew it was Micah LMAO

StewDog

Go Giants.

four24twenty

Go chiefs!

Brandon Tyler

Hell yeah, football is back. Go Bills 🤘

Andrew

The sleep schedule spoke to me deeply. I like gaming the most late at night, but I love early morning gym sessions because it isn't busy and I can use whatever machine I want. And I like waking up early to skip all the traffic on the way to work. But I am a night owl at heart!

Jose

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Rancid Raisins

Wind turbines don’t kill as many birds as you think and is always some weird reason to discredit them. I don’t think anyone cares about the birds tbh and it’s always coming from a bad faith actor

Caleb Peacock

Euro trash

Jason

Football isn’t football either. It’s association football. Cheers 🍻

Tom Gentry

I saw Salad and immediately knew Micah was involved.

Tyler

Can’t wait for Chris’s breakdown of the NFL season. Expecting full division records, super now match ups and surprise teams

Jeffery Carlson

Legit my favorite part of LSM

Hustle&Motiv8

American Football isn't Football. Have a great day.

Rancid Raisins

Yuhhhh

🌊Finna D. Fresh Flow🌊