I’m Not a Demon, I’m Adopted… Wait, No, I’m Not - F4A - Supernatural Romance - The Summoning Circle Was the Easy Part

I was looking for the kitchen. Just the kitchen. A biscuit, maybe some tea, definitely not a magical summoning circle. But then there you were, standing across from me with that look in your eyes, and I knew I was completely and utterly doomed. My tail’s twitching, my horns are showing, and all I can think about is how much I don’t want to go back to hell. Not because I’m scared of home, but because I’ve already found it here, with you.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I’m not panicking. I’m calmly, quietly panicking. There’s a difference. And I’d very much like a biscuit before I confess any more feelings I was definitely not planning to say out loud.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You summoned me. By accident. While I was going to get a biscuit. And now you know I have a tail and feelings and a hellish family and I don’t know why you’re still here, but please don’t stop being here.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] I’m Not a Demon, I’m Adopted… Wait, No, I’m Not [Romance][Comedy][Supernatural][Slice of Life][Runaway Demon Princess Roleplay][Anxious Flatmate Listener][Friends To Lovers][Hiding in Plain Sight][Fear of Rejection][Trapped in a Magic Circle][She’s Not Evil She’s Just British][Who Put All These Candles Here][Hell Is Hot but So Are You][This Is Fine I’m Not Panicking][Not a Demon Just Horns and a Tail][Emergency Biscuit Required Immediately][Don’t Look at the Tail It’s Embarrassed][Hell Has No Tea and Frankly That’s the Real Horror][I Am Not a Fire Hazard I Am a Person][No Horns Were Harmed in the Making of This Confession][Flustered][Awkward][Anxious][Playful][Overwhelmed][Endearing][Tender][Scattered][Adorkable][Supernatural Reveal][This Isn’t the Kitchen. This Is a Summoning Circle. Why Am I in the Circle?][I Just Wanted a Biscuit. And Now You Know I Have Horns. Please Still Love Me Anyway]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: supernatural entrapment, emotional vulnerability, mild panic response, magical coercion

✧ Just One Question... ✧

You know what no one tells you about running away from hell? It’s freezing up here. What’s your go‑to method for staying warm when the heating won’t cooperate?

Take your pick, mortal or otherwise:

• 🔥 Stand Alarmingly Close to the Candles.

• 🧣 Wrap Yourself in Seven Jumpers and Regret Nothing.

• 🤗 Cuddle a Certain Someone Until Both of You Melt.

• 🐾 Summon a Corgi. No Explanation Needed.