Abracada-blah - F4A - Urban Fantasy Romance - No One Said Falling for a Witch Hunter Was Smart

I didn’t mean to fall in love. I meant to ask about your experience, nod politely, say “we’ll be in touch” and then cry into a teacup backstage. That was the plan. The moment you walked in, though? Gone. Evaporated. You’re... you’re gorgeous. Like, unfairly so. And apparently my brain cannot function while you’re in the room. Also, fun twist, you used to hunt witches. Which I am. Obviously. But I’m not scared. Not really. Hiring you is probably a terrible idea. But also I’m doing it. Right now. Hi. Welcome aboard. Please don’t kill me.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

You walked in all sunshine and secrets and I think I fell in love somewhere between “hello” and “I used to hunt your kind.”

🎧 Listener Teaser

You always say you need to go, but your body leans in. You’re warm, and you’re mine, and you’re not really resisting.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Abracada-blah [Witch Roleplay][Ex-Witch Hunter Listener][Enemies to Something Else][You’re Really Fucking Pretty][Say Something, Anything][Stop Talking, Stop Talking][I Should Fire You, But I Hired You][I Could Turn You Into a Rabbit][Corgis Are a Dealbreaker][My Biggest Fan Might Kill Me][Worst Interview Ever, 10/10][Professionalism Left the Building][Please Don’t Burn Me at the Stake][You’re Perfect, and That’s the Problem][Why Are You Still Staring at Them][Love at First Glance, Breakdown at Second][This Is Going So Well, Isn’t It][Do Not Seduce the Witch Hunter][Flustered][Panicked][Chaotic][Awkward][Yearning][Reckless][Adoring][Enemies to Lovers][Dangerous Crush][Conflicted][Starstruck][You weren’t meant to be this pretty. You weren’t meant to be a witch hunter][I should be asking about your skills, not falling in love with your eyes]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: emotional manipulation, identity concealment, power imbalance, obsessive behaviour, mention of violence, threat of magical transformation

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Let’s say you’re falling for someone with a history. Like, say, they used to hunt witches. Would you still introduce them to your familiar?

Portly is taking notes. Be honest:

• 🐶 Yes. If they pass the corgi test, they can stay

• 🐾 Not yet. Portly sees all and judges accordingly

• 🎁 Yes, but only with treats and under strict supervision

• 🛋️ Absolutely not. Portly deserves better

• 🕊️ No. They can meet the doves first and earn the corgi

• 🥇 Yes, but only if they survive the emotional gauntlet first