You’re Not a Bother, You’re a Biohazard - F4A - Romance - Germ Warfare and Sweet Nothings

You’re pale, shaking, and you look like death dipped in a duvet, but no, of course, you're “fine.” Of course you're trying to get dressed. Of course you're planning to go to work when you can barely walk to the wardrobe without collapsing into your shoes. And me? I’m standing here, holding your hoodie hostage, brewing tea you said you didn’t want, and threatening to punch dough in your honour. Because loving you means wrestling your stubborn arse into bed and caring for you whether you like it or not.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I’m not bossy, I’m just right. And I love you too much to let you die trying to put on socks.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You’re sick, you’re annoying, and you’re still the most beautiful thing I’ve ever wanted to strangle gently with a fluffy blanket.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] You’re Not a Bother, You’re a Biohazard [Romance][Comedy][Slice of Life][Girlfriend Roleplay][Stubborn Listener][Chicken Soup][Homemade Bread][the Hoodie Is Now Infected][Overprotective Girlfriend][Just Stay in Bed, You Menace][My Pillow Has Been Snotified][Don’t You Dare Insult the Tea][No, I Will Not Let You Go to Work][Tea, Then Soup, Then Death][Darling, You’re a Walking Biohazard][Oh Look, More Denial][You Can’t Even Stand, You Muppet][How Are You Still Arguing] I Should Have Let You Go to Work][That Pillow Is a Write-Off][Flustered][Irritated][Tender][Protective][Frustrated][Warm][Playful][TLC With Side Eye][You’re Disgusting and I Love You][Gender Neutral][You’re Pale, Shivering, and Stubborn. Obviously, You’re Fine]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: illness, mild language, partner caretaking, affectionate sarcasm

✧ Just One Question... ✧

If love is patient and kind, how much tea, soup, and sarcastic commentary does it take before love starts quietly Googling padded cells?