Pillow Fight to the Death - F4A - Comedy - This Is How I Die

I had the sort of day that eats your soul a little bit. You know the kind. Everything goes wrong, and all you want is to collapse into someone who gets it. Someone who brings fresh sheets and holds you like you’re the centre of their whole universe. And lucky me... I have you. Which means we’re cuddling. And I might tickle you. And I definitely will start a pillow fight and regret it immediately. But then we’ll laugh. And kiss. And wrap ourselves in each other like it’s the only thing that makes sense. Because honestly? It is.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I’m not just your girlfriend, I’m your personal cuddle catastrophe. Equal parts soft blanket and chaos goblin.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You changed the duvet for me. That’s it. That’s how I know you love me. You’re soft, and warm, and mine. Completely mine.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Pillow Fight to the Death [Comedy][Romance][Playful Girlfriend Roleplay][Pouting for Cuddles][You Changed the Duvet So I Love You][I’m a Muppet Not an Adult][I Swear on My Best Teapot][This Pillow Betrayed Me][Fucking Hell I Needed That][Cuddles Are a Trap][Put Down the Pillow][I’m Ticklish Not Stupid][I Love You, You Menace][Now Come Here and Kiss Me][Playful][Snuggly][Soft][Caring][Warm][Ridiculous]Vulnerable][Gender Neutral][Come Back Here So I Can Love You… or Hit You With a Pillow. Probably Both]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: minor swearing, emotional vulnerability, pillow-based combat, ridiculous levels of affection

✧ Just One Question... ✧

It’s 3 a.m. I’m wide awake and poking you gently in the ribs because I can’t sleep. I say, “Entertain me or suffer.” Do you cuddle me back to sleep or start reading bedtime facts about badgers?