I Am Sexy (Just Not Around You) - F4A - Comedy - Starlet’s Identity Crisis

I’m fine. Really. I’m just… not caffeinated. Or maybe I’m too caffeinated. It’s all the same now, isn’t it? The press, the coffee, the pretending... it’s exhausting. But you, you, had to show up with biscuits and tea and that face, and suddenly I’m confessing feelings I didn’t mean to say out loud. I didn’t want this. I wanted to flirt with you like a normal human... not stammer through half a meltdown in my Pikachu pyjamas. You know me too well, and that’s the problem. Or maybe it’s the answer. God, I don’t know.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I am a Hollywood actress. I can do sexy. I can do mysterious. But around you? I’m a biscuit-crumbling wreck who can’t shut up.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You know exactly who I am and still look at me like I’m real. Like I’m not a mess in heels and panic. And that’s what scares me most.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] I Am Sexy (Just Not Around You)  [Romance][Comedy][Movie Star Roleplay][Best Friend Listener][Friends to Lovers][Yearning][Self-Sabotage][Fear of Rejection] I Hate You Because I Love You][You Make Me Clumsy][This Is Your Fault Somehow][Don’t Look at Me in That Voice][I Am Sexy Shut Up][You Know Me Too Well and That’s Bad][You’ve Seen Me at My Pikachu Worst][Stop Being So Bloody Inconvenient][I Can Be Beguiling I Swear][You’re an Awful Best Friend Because You’re Perfect][Please Let Me Be Cool for One Second][Flustered][Vulnerable][Panic][Awkward][Denial][Clumsy][Tender][Caffeinated][Overwhelmed][Soft][Lovelorn][Love Me, Damn It][Overthinking Everything][Gender Neutral][Please Stop Being So... You. It’s Ruining Everything. Including Me]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: emotional vulnerability, romantic confusion, anxiety spirals, fear of rejection, self-deprecation

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Have you ever loved someone so much you wished they didn’t know you well enough to realise you’re a clumsy goblin disguised as a functioning adult?