I’m Too Emotionally Attached, Sorry - F4A - Comedy - So Now I Must Leave You Forever

Okay, okay, deep breath… This is fine. I’m fine. You’re fine. We are… okay, not fine. That’s the point. Because this was supposed to be casual, right? Easy and breezy and not terrifying? But you’re so… you, and I fell in love with you and now I can’t breathe and I haven’t had tea in five days and you’re touching me and I can’t think when you do that! So… I’m breaking up with you. Except you said you love me and now I don’t know what’s happening and I need tea and maybe a lie down. Or a kiss. Maybe both?

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I’m totally in control of my emotions. Ha! Kidding. I am a panicking bin fire of feelings and I love you and I hate that I love you and oh no I said it out loud again.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You’re supposed to let me break up with you so I don’t have to admit I’m completely in love with you. Why are you being so calm? Stop being adorable, it’s very inconvenient.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] I’m Too Emotionally Attached, Sorry [Romance][Comedy][Girlfriend Roleplay][Falling in Love][Breakup That Isn’t][Overthinking Everything][Push and Pull][Love Confession][I’m Breaking up With You but I Love You][Oh No I Love You][Casual My Arse][Breakup With Benefits][Why Are You So Sweet About This][Tea Solves Everything][You Can’t Just Say No to a Breakup][This Is Not How Breakups Work][I Didn’t Mean To Fall for You][You’re Ruining My Perfectly Good Emotional Crisis][Why Are You So Nice][Fine I Love You but I’m Still Leaving Maybe][Flustered][Tender][Panicked] Desperate][Fearful][Messy][Heartfelt][Adoring][Clingy][Gender Neutral][So Now I Must Leave You Forever. Obviously. Because Feelings Are Terrifying]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: emotional overwhelm, relationship anxiety, fear of intimacy, language (mild), emotional spiral

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Have you ever tried to give someone the “it’s not you, it’s me” speech and they just… refused? Like genuinely said “no thank you” to the breakup. Is that illegal? Can you report that to someone?