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Reward Art: Tizz the Ghetto Goblin

Added 2018-07-22 03:18:31 +0000 UTC

Sorry for the delay on this one! Was meant to be delivered a few months ago, but the artist had something come up. Grabbed another artist to fill it in, tough willing to wait and see if the first comes back.

This latest poll winner's done by https://noodles-for-doodles-draws.tumblr.com/ , who was actually having a sale on shortstack art lately.

"Every time you go to work, there’s this one particular goblin that hangs outside your apartment. You can’t tell if she’s an actual hooker or if she just waits there in her loud and trashy clothes. They always love bright clothing: some purple booty shorts, a beat up baseball cap, and a bright red jersey make up her standard affair. She leaves flat bare feet on the pavement tipped with darker green nails in contrast to her bright, lime-green skin. She’s big on accessories, never without some cheap piece of costume jewelry. You’re generally far enough away from the others for them to ignore you, but goblins have a reputation for big and dirty mouths, especially when it came to humans.

“Fuck that! Ain’tcha hungry for the green, biggums? I’ll treetcha real nice. Whatya say? Maybe I can come in your work and suck on some human sausage under ya desk!” She adds to her proposal by making a rapid jerking motion in the air with her fist. It’s too early for this and you hurry off to work. The last thing you need is to be late because of some random goblin on the street catcalling you."