FARMER'S MARKET LOVESTORY (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+)
Added 2022-06-07 23:01:00 +0000 UTCHeey - today we're gonna meet at a rural farmer's market - it's loads of fun and as hot as a burning barn... 🥵
🐑 Love,
🧔🏻💜Maaaaaaaatt xx
🤠 NO TAGS - LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK, YOU PEASHOOTING PETTYCOAT! 💥🔫😜
Comments
I was thinking… has it been confirmed that Matthew owns blue jeans, or any color of jeans?
Katie
2022-06-09 22:19:16 +0000 UTCSaw this today and immediately thought of our precious Matthew https://ibb.co/Jxqk841
Dawn
2022-06-09 17:15:35 +0000 UTCWait, is this us post workout or Matt? Are we edging him or is he edging us? Actually, I like both of those ideas. Suggestions box?
Patti
2022-06-09 03:23:51 +0000 UTCPunch all the things(safely lol) and then eat a mountain of cake! https://ibb.co/QCnNWrB
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-06-09 02:05:03 +0000 UTCForgive me, I just need a few centimeters to vent in. I just ate some ice cream 👍 gently raining outside 👍 sweet dog laying next to 👍 and all I want to do is kick. some. ass. Just really fuck some shit up. Why, you may ask? Because my period hormones are out of control. Idk why… the last 3 months and it seems each time it’s a little worse. I feel like I’m 18 (minus 4 but for legal reasons 18) and ughhhhhhh. Don’t worry I’m not motivated enough to act on any rational or irrational thoughts. But I do have a super in and that’s just enough to enjoy a little ya know what I mean. Anyway. Send cake.
Katie
2022-06-09 01:40:33 +0000 UTCI’m achin’ for some bacon 🤭🤭
Katie
2022-06-09 01:34:35 +0000 UTCOk last one. Now I’m running away lol https://ibb.co/9VBDrr7
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-06-09 01:29:06 +0000 UTCWell, FUCK KELS!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for making my day 💜 Ahhhhhhhahahahahahaaha 🤭
Katie
2022-06-09 00:28:47 +0000 UTCHere you go Katie lol https://ibb.co/DRHm3n0
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-06-08 23:28:31 +0000 UTCI love it 🤣
ਏFallaਓ
2022-06-08 22:11:09 +0000 UTChttps://www.instagram.com/p/CejRAm_uaY0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Just going leave this right here 😂🖤🐇
BunnyRabbit
2022-06-08 21:46:54 +0000 UTCAww I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. Feel better soon!
Alaina
2022-06-08 21:45:44 +0000 UTCYes I approve that request🙃🖤🐇
BunnyRabbit
2022-06-08 21:28:32 +0000 UTCMay I just reiterate how much I love the term Tart 😌
Dawn
2022-06-08 21:23:28 +0000 UTCBunny Thought I got an idea Post-Work Out Audio Plot twist no sex just message in she shower and body positive cuddles… Okay maybe some edging… Also if it’s in the barn and not white and dry it’s nice. 🖤🐇
BunnyRabbit
2022-06-08 19:45:09 +0000 UTCFair warning: this comment is a trip 😂 The last time I picked cherries was when we were k*ds, but we were stealing them from the neighbors 😅 that's such a fond memory I have. The thrill of whether we're gonna get caught or not 🤌 omg, looks like I've always had a thing for that lmao. But the audacity of calling me all these names! Especially a tart 😤 I'll just think of myself as the dessert thankyouverymuch 💅 The ripe fruit tho😏 And the barn 🥵! ”This beautiful woman whom I wanted for a long time” 🦋❤️🦋 and then everything else 🦋🐱🦋 It was soo perfect! How gradual and sensual, teasing, caring, hot. And when you're quite like this, I can't iejfowndhekud ”f come for me” the way you said that - I did 😵 couldn't help it, I also imagined you rubbing your cock against my stomach (I like that so much, and idek why exactly) and over my breasts as you were cumming. I loved it so much! I was actually sad when it ended. I wanted to know what happens next lol The hold this audio has on me, I'll never forget it. And the thought of you as a toddler has me in my feels 🥲 Ah! I thought this was cute, also kinda dumb 😅 not as creative as your puns tho😜 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNRswB2c/?k=1 I also googled yellow raspberries (bc of the cover) to see if they're real and I can't blv they really are! I don't like them, but I wonder if they taste the same... probably lol Ok, on a sliiightly more serious note, a sore throat sucks (...ik you went there), hate that, so get well soon, three legged Maaaatt! 🐑✨ *continues holding your hand*
Katja
2022-06-08 18:57:35 +0000 UTCDid anyone else Google 'local farm markets' for this weekend or was that just me?
Dawn
2022-06-08 18:18:40 +0000 UTCSo...I just listened to this! What the actual fuck!! Matt I hope for sure you have this kind of game in real life. I go to the farmer's market, hell I worked the farmers market selling artisanal goat cheese .... nothing like this!!! EVER. I mean at your first talking to the sheep, I would of been on my knees because that's adorable and witty and just deserves a reward. Fuck...I hate that life isn't really like this. The most recent pick up line I heard was...and I kid you not "you're pretty. I'm going to make your throat bleed while you call me daddy". Can you imagine? I want sheep cuteness damnit!!
Raegan Howard
2022-06-08 17:29:16 +0000 UTCLife is like piloting a helicopter. I don't know how to pilot a helicopter.
Dawn
2022-06-08 17:12:45 +0000 UTCYep it’s this!
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-06-08 15:58:38 +0000 UTCThe kisses everywhere! 😌
ਏFallaਓ
2022-06-08 15:37:24 +0000 UTCI learned something new today. ❤️ https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-demisexual-demisexuality
ਏFallaਓ
2022-06-08 15:31:23 +0000 UTCOkay, we are on the same page with rural — not a western 🤠🤭. Did you know the mitten state is the largest national producer of tart (yes, call me tart again) cherries? (I did know that 🤭). This was actually a little spiritual in a way for me because I felt very…connected? In a different way to my reality. It was nice to get sensory vibes from the story of what I do love about rural. Except I would have definitely been worried about barn mice 🤭🤭🤭. I used to go to farmers markets a lot back when I was living solo and would always buy myself flowers. It was one of those feelings like “yes, I’m cool with this life.” I loved it. I miss it. ANYWAY. Chit chat Matt is always adorable, suave and sly as hell… hold your hand in front of the sheep.🙄😆 (they could have been boy sheep, no?) Please tie my wrists with your shirt 😍🥰 Your voice.🫠🫠🫠🫠 It’s such a subtle change just when you’re a little softer spoken but oh my god, my nerves love it. The kisses were epic. I could have that on loop forever. Idk what it is exactly but just the way I experience these audios now… like just you suggesting me to cum makes me cum. When there used to be times I would get so frustrated from it taking me so long. This was amazing. Thanks love💜
Katie
2022-06-08 07:26:25 +0000 UTCClouds on legs... I'll never see sheep the same again! I needed this sweetness. From one sore throat stuffy nosed soul to another, I hope you rest well and feel better soon. I'm snuggled in on this end, too. Thanks, Matt. 😘💜🤗
D
2022-06-08 03:54:45 +0000 UTCOk, several things, which I will number because I am conversationally anal-retentive: 1. Matthew -- feel better! I hope you're tucked up in bed with some hot tea and soup. I also recommend The Princess Bride, which has excellent therapeutic properties and was always the movie I watched as a kid when I stayed home sick from school. 1a. Should I be calling you Matt? You refer to yourself that way, and I'm sure if I were speaking your name (I'll wait patiently for you all to make the "don't you mean SCREAMING it" jokes in your head) I'd use the shorter version. However, I'm not sure that holds as much sway in an epistolary context, and all my one-way pen pal letters begin "Dear Matthew". I guess, what would you prefer? 1b. Speaking of one-way pen pal letters, my Tower Audios notebook arrived today, and it's great! 1c. Using epistolary in a sentence outside of school means I get to check off a square on my English teacher score card. Only two more words 'til I get BINGO! (Not an actual thing as far as I know, but now I'm tempted to make it...) 2. Proving once again that my timing is impeccable, I missed the epic comments section on Friday's audio. Laughter! Sexiness! Hand porn! Mona, I salute you. And Falla, the comment about fingers and kittens was just mean. 🤯🥵 3. On the theme of being late to the party, I liked Friday's audio more than I expected to. I'm not a gamer, so when I saw the title I wasn't sure if it would be my thing. I've listened half a dozen times. It absolutely is. There is something about the feeling of you staying aloof and staying still as she grows more and more desperate that ticks some major boxes for me. I think dominance often gets reduced to aggression, but here it is all about control, which I really appreciate. Viscerally. 4. I have thoughts about the new audio, but this is already too long. I'll save those comments for a different post, after I'm done getting ready for my seniors' last day tomorrow.
Patti
2022-06-08 03:16:41 +0000 UTCGoodnight my love! Sweet dreams!!!!😘
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-06-08 02:40:41 +0000 UTCNight-night, sexy and intelligent and lovely and beautiful buch of people 💜
ਏFallaਓ
2022-06-08 02:38:01 +0000 UTCThat's just so cuteeeeeee arghhhh 🤣🥺
ਏFallaਓ
2022-06-08 02:37:14 +0000 UTCHere I was minding my business and this add comes on. My FBI agent is just having a field day😂 https://youtu.be/Xa22kF6hHYk
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-06-08 02:36:13 +0000 UTCBefore I head to bed Matt, drink hot tea with honey and ginger chews for your sore throat if you prefer natural fixes. 😘😘🤗🤗
Dawn
2022-06-08 02:28:52 +0000 UTCMa'am do you have a permit to be that pretty👮🏽♀️
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-06-08 01:56:23 +0000 UTC🤠
ਏFallaਓ
2022-06-08 01:51:55 +0000 UTCSince we seem a little 'country' today, I believe this is appropriate https://ibb.co/XC47Ysn
Dawn
2022-06-08 01:51:16 +0000 UTCDawn ❤️
ਏFallaਓ
2022-06-08 01:40:41 +0000 UTCI have sooooo many comments on this one! Loved, loved, loved it! So sweet and so romantic. And sexxxxxxy🥵 The beginning was adorable! I only have one thing I have to disagree with, and yes, I know this is fantasy. As a person who has had sex in a hayloft, a shirt will not cut it!! Must be an extra extra large blanket at least. I cannot stress how uncomfortable hay scratching your delicate areas can be!! 😖😳😖 Please everyone, learn from my mistakes.
Dawn
2022-06-08 01:39:58 +0000 UTCKelsey, I see you there with your Tombstone references! One of the many, many reasons you're the best. 💕
Patti
2022-06-08 01:27:06 +0000 UTCOk so it only the first week of our break, I had no idea it was Tuesday Get Well Soon Baby Sweet, Silly, Naughty and Passionate Absolutely perfect 👍🏼 🙃🖤🐇
BunnyRabbit
2022-06-08 01:16:39 +0000 UTCIt sounds vaginal, yes?
Katie
2022-06-08 01:11:23 +0000 UTCMaAaAaAaAaAatt! 😄 You’re just about the cutest thing ever - and I know cute, I have rats. 🥰 I feel like this one had a similar vibe to some of your older audios - fairground love story, wrestling, and such. Adorable, romantic, funny, sweet, and sexy as always. I hope you feel better! I kind of can’t get it out of my head that people just go to the doctor for small things. It really shows where I’m at that I only ever go when it’s something debilitating. 😬 Get well, get rest, avoid the rona. If they need to do a throat swab, breathe through your nose and relax your tongue. 😉❤️❤️❤️
Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)
2022-06-08 00:31:54 +0000 UTCIs Pete telling on you, you little cowboy Casanova😂👀 Matt are sure you wanna challenge me to a duel, because you’re a daisy if you do🤠 now that you’ve had your cherry pie I think I’d like a slice of apple. Hmmm or I’d say we could have strawberry wine and look at the stars after our little roll in the hay but maybe we’ll be old fashioned and get you a shot of whiskey for that throat of yours. Cures everything right lol. Xx.
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-06-07 23:48:02 +0000 UTCI can't imagine how difficult it must be to record audio with a sore throat. My God, the things you do for your Belles... If that's not true love, I don't know what is. Be good, Marrrtt. Take care of youself so you can come back to us healthy, smiling and using your sexy good mood. Oh, there are so many things I loved about this audio. I'll try to describe it before I get back to work. I just love when we have a LOVE STORY and it's been a while since we've seen one here that I didn't know how much I missed it until I heard this. I hope there are more LOVE STORIES on your endless, creative and beautiful list. I love it for the obvious reason - it reminds me of all the books I read and I feel safe, you know? You never fail in creating a background, in the sound effects on your ability to make our brain travel without leaving home. The animals, my God, you managed to make me picture them so well and also you, dressed in jeans and a flannel shirt. But what I really loved was your way of flirting, which is always so yours. It feels like you take off your Dirty Talker cape and it's just yourself and that's so delightful to realize - it's the kind of thing that makes us have 200 new dates with you as if every time - or almost every time - were the first. How not to love the beginning of a relationship, right? That decisive and undecided moment too, about whether the person wants you or not, then the leap of faith. And how you always position yourself in your audios gives me a full idea of who you are as a man. A guy who takes risks and if it's to break your heart, oh, fuck it. Right? I think that's amazing about you, because it also shows us that you trust whoever is on the other side, which is us. The fact that you say your name on the audio sets the idea that we're having a date with you and it's so, so, so intimate and special too. And the end? So sweet, so romantic, you predicting that we'd say yes to spending the night there and taking delicious things is so much more than your action, it's you saying between the lines and footnotes 'I knew if I jumped, you'd jump with me .' I absolutely loved every second of it and I have more to say. Even though I've said it so many times, I think it's good to point out - your work here is so unique, Matt. Twice a week we have a date with you and your voice and your energy and your personality. With each audio, I feel a hug crossing the continents and reaching me. All the laughs and all the tears and sexytime are also things that no one, no one but the Belles, will understand. And the whole process of self-knowledge and discovery that I went through here, only my soul and I will know. You are a constant, necessary presence and the kind of friend I would carry in this life and in all others to come. So thanks for doing what you do. See you on Friday for our next first date, or second date, or stable relationship or strangers bumping into for the first time or best friends to lovers or even a dirty talker creating a meta-audio talking directly to us. You can bring your talent, Matt. We are here to appreciate your art. Take care of your health. There is nothing more important than this. 💜
ਏFallaਓ
2022-06-07 23:41:58 +0000 UTC✨✨✨How dare you? ✨✨✨ This was adorable. Ugh, I am such a sucker for farmers market hot sauce. I've actually been trying to figure out a time to go cherry picking. The farms near here opened last weekend while I was out of town and I'm leaving again on Thursday. I don't know if I'm going to make it this season. For the record, hell no, I do not want to spend the night in the hay barn. I need to get the veggies I bought into the fridge. And we need to test if our chemistry still works in a bed after a hot shower. You know, for science. 🧲🧪🥼 Feel better soon.
IndyJane
2022-06-07 23:40:26 +0000 UTCWell, this peashooting petticoat (whatever the fuck that is) loved this from start to finish! Just love your fun and humour, and as for Pete, that has to be the cutest scene ever! 😂 As for the rest...🔥 right on cue!💥 If that doesn't make you feel better, I don't know what will!😂 Seriously though, hope you feel better soon! Vit C with Zinc will help give your immune system a huge boost, so take those too if you can!❤️🦋x
CaperBelle Audios 💘
2022-06-07 23:33:34 +0000 UTCFeel better, speedy healing ! !
Daphne
2022-06-07 23:31:22 +0000 UTCI cannot wait to find out what your definition of rural is! 😂 Because you’re talking like you’re in an old western, but I have been to some super bougie farmers markets…and I live in rural… that is somewhere in between lol. Rest that beautiful throat of yours. We need it. I need it. 💜
Katie
2022-06-07 23:28:01 +0000 UTCHope you feel better soon! We all need that sexy voice of yours! ❤️❤️
Lavender Belle (Jenn)
2022-06-07 23:26:46 +0000 UTCI have GOT to find a finer caliber of farmer's markets! Thank you Matt and please please PLEASE take care of that precious throat. Feel better 💛
TigerKittn
2022-06-07 23:22:10 +0000 UTCOne of my new favorites! “Roll, roll, roll in ze hay” 😂😂😂
Denee Leery
2022-06-07 23:18:12 +0000 UTCFeel better Kiwi!! Gargle with salt water. That should help a bit. You take care of that voice. We'd be lost without it🥰🥰🥰🥰
Raegan Howard
2022-06-07 23:16:34 +0000 UTCWTF is a pea shooting petticoat?
Dawn
2022-06-07 23:08:38 +0000 UTCI was just thinking “Wow, I don’t have work on Saturday. I might just go to the farmer’s market” 🧑🌾
Meg_just_Meg
2022-06-07 23:07:29 +0000 UTCFeel better soon Luv🤗 Hydrate, rest, hydrate, rest.......
Linda
2022-06-07 23:07:20 +0000 UTCHave a good week, Matt! Hope your throat feels better soon 🥰 ❤💜
Maggie Ren
2022-06-07 23:06:23 +0000 UTCI hope you feel better, take care 💜🤗
Shamesha
2022-06-07 23:04:01 +0000 UTCHope you feel better! Y’all we got us a no tag audio finally😅👀👀👀 May the odds ever be in our favor🙌🏼
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-06-07 23:03:03 +0000 UTC
