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Spicy Question Of The Week #6: How did you lose your virginity?

Fell free to leave questions or your own experiences (or tips on how to wake up arms) :D

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I'm new here, hi 😁 I'm sorry, that you couldn't move your arm anymore, but I really had to laugh as you we're describing you're movements to wake your arm up again 😅😅

It'sMeSam

It was a bad idea listening to this ar work 😂

Rain

I have not lost mine… I grew up in a semi conservative house, and it’s something that stuck to me so I wanna make sure it’s the right person. 🤷🏽‍♀️

NG

great storytelling

uc4nsuc1t

I started writing smutty fan fiction and needed my writing to be realistic. So, I lost my virginity to a random guy with beautiful eyes.

Atticus

Mine was a three some with my friend and her boyfriend while we were drinking at their house , it wasn’t a great experience and now I know sex just feels kinda weird lol

Titania

Hey Noah what’s ur opinion on the bush movement 😭

hagrid

(I started getting bored (it was JANUARY and FREEZING and I was NAKED in the middle of the night) and just asked to go home which is NOT smooth but damn does everyone I know manage to fuck but I’m just not nonchalant like that unfortunately I’m built to love 😭)

hagrid

Knowing u lost it at 20 makes me feel a lot better I fear I’m stressing too much and I don’t even have my degree like I should deffo stop trying to rush everything

hagrid

In a car and also outside of the car though so I count it as a big win

hagrid

I lost my virginity by messaging a guy on tinder to get it over with - I thought it was embarrassing to be a virgin at 18 (it’s really not it’s entirely normal) I’m now 20 and haven’t slept with anyone else and given neither of us came does it really count? At least I know I’ve got the rest of my life 😭

hagrid

Oh bitte mehr davon 😂🙌🏽

Joana

Question: what sort of porn do you usually go for Requests: 【1】 Occasional life updating podcast-like thing 【2】 Going for a walk and talking about nothing audio (if possible on YouTube and somewhat long one) I like listening to the hour-long driving video on YT and updates on Patreon when I'm walking or driving so much. It might be my problem but 【3】 For some reason, I can't watch the bdsm quiz video. They take literally FOREVER to load, but when it comes to the chess, it works. So again, if possible, will you repost it or put that link in the description section?

Humm

😂😂😂

Noah's Haven

Dead limbs for the win: I was out for sushi a while back with a friend, and had been sitting with my leg crossed over the other. I went to stand up and as I stepped down on my leg I realized it was as if it wasn’t there anymore. So, of course, I started to fall over… Into the couple sitting at the table across from us. More accurately, because the universe loves me, I started falling directly into the lap of the guy, and my hand had immediately shot out to brace myself, and his - ahem - happened to be where my hand was aimed at. It was like it all happened in slow motion. Everyone’s eyes widening in shock, especially his, watching me head towards me making a man out of him. Me, falling like a christmas tree into Santa’s lap… Fortunately I managed to whip my hand away before I made contact, and caught his arm instead, and kind of slammed into their table with my body. Of course my friend was laughing her ass off at me. And I’m apologizing like crazy to them, to him, while trying to stand up, and then hopping on one leg because the other was still hanging there uselessly. It was good times. lol

Violet

Noah definitely has very funny sex stories and in itself your personality is super funny. But somehow I imagined the situation and I laughed at the face that the woman would have put on when she seen you do all those things. But thank you for telling us about your experience.🤣😅💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Star✨

This isn’t the spiciest answer to this question… (Do not read if easily triggered). But, I got really lucky with my first boyfriend. We were 18. Because of some unfortunate… stuff… that happened when I was a little girl, I cried every time we had sex for the first month. Or two months? I’m honestly not sure how long. Even though I intellectually knew I was safe and loved, my brain equated sex to something bad. And as much as that had to have sucked for him, he never complained, never got upset. He just continually tried to prove to me how being with him that way could be wonderful. Until I finally believed him. I will always love him for that. He… fixed me. Or, for the most part. My entire view on men and life could have been wildly different if I’d met my second bf first. But because my first was such an incredible man, I became a stronger woman. Nice guys definitely do not finish last. Well, unless he chose to ;)~

Violet

Communicate. Let him know what feels good. With moans, breathing, "fuck, yes's," if not straight up, "can you do this?" or, "that.. keep doing that." Often the first time isn't the best, because you're learning each other. But communicating what feels good is the fast track to incredible sex. And listen to him. If you do something and he makes a new, happy, sound ;), you know to do more of that. If he's suddenly quiet, move along. Although, this only works if he's the kind of guy to give you aural feedback. I hated giving head to my first bf because he went fucking silent on me. So even though he'd swear up and down he loved it after, I felt lost during. But when a man tells me what he likes with his groans and the like, then it gets reallllly fun. You can literally play them like an instrument. Teehee.

Violet

I haven’t, unless using sex toys count lol Tho I need tips, I have a bf (sadly it’s a ldr) I have plans to visit him and I wanna give him a good time, what can I do to drive him crazy? Help pls

Chio

mine wasn’t as exciting as yours sounds lol but I also got a massage at the end, so twins 👯‍♀️ Also I think it would be nice to hear more stories or moments you enjoyed about the places you’ve visited! Your rambles are also nice to listen to even when you’re just talking about random things lol

Cherry

STOP IM WHEEZING. “Did I let that in me” 💀💀 For the question I’ve never been kissed or dated so none of that stuff🥰

Ken💜

If this counts I technically lost it due to sexual assault but if not then I lost it to my long time bf

Ching♡︎ ᵕ̈

I'm in my 30s.. that was just a joke (I lost my v at 14) 😂 To avoid further confusion, imma just delete the comment.

OatmilkLatte

I haven't even had my first kiss at my big age 😭

Casey

Bbg? 👀 ain't half of his content 18+?

Cj Ü

I haven't. Idk how to talk to people

Cj Ü

OatmilkLatte

The boy nextdoor's older brother

BlackViolet


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