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Extended Preview: TERMINUS

Hi folks, Erik here! Brand new on the site, it's Terminus!

Put on your favorite action beret, because Terminus is one of the most European action movies we’ve ever encountered. It’s a French/German production, sort of a Euro Mad Max full of big ideas that don’t really come together, kind of like Euro Disney, or a Coca-Cola served at room temperature.

The least European part of the movie by far is Karen Allen of Indiana Jones fame. Instead of bantering with Harrison Ford, she spends this movie in the company of an intelligent truck with a realistic mouth. We’ll let you read that again. 

Yes, the focus of the movie Terminus is a self-driving truck that speaks with a huge, fleshy, human mouth. On top of that, the Mouth Truck speaks in what we can only describe as the French idea of “urban slang.” The Cybertruck wishes it could be this off-putting.

Featuring Karen Allen and a whole heap of "influence" from other, better sci-fi movies, Terminus is now available to purchase on rifftrax.com. Get it here, and stay tuned for a Talkin' RiffTrax coming soon!

And congrats to our Ultra Traxian Jeremy Boelter who won our TraxBox Challenge ("Caption This!") contest we threw this week for the following image:

"And this should turn Raggedy Andy into a real bo---OH MY GOD!!!"


An honorable mention goes to Zerocool for this one:

"Stephen Colbert hosts 'So You Want To Be a Brain Guy?' tonight at 8:00 on NBC. "


Check out the other images in the gallery on this post (now available to all Traxians) and even though this contest is over, feel free to submit your own funny caption.

Comments

I was worried we wouldn’t get to see the “mouth” in the preview!

Philip Stephens

Karen Allen should’ve said “DON’T LOOK” to this script. Speaking of Jurgen, this wouldn’t be his last Prochnow paycheck picture (The Seventh Sign, Body of Evidence 🤢). Still, it was a hilarious riff and highly recommended!

Oliver Langland

My wrists hurt just looking at how high her chair is relative to the position of that keyboard.

Y 2 Krankor

Gabriel Damon shows up in the weirdest places...

Kevin Tuttle

The dispo/Apple Store comparison hit me so hard I got high hearing the joke

ㇲたーー

I appreciate that you provide captions but...I don't think they're going to help at all

Jackalgirl

I can believe that's really Stan Ridgway singing the theme song

Dana Ross

Terminus, the German tribute band to Primus. TERMINUS SUCKS!

andimalloutofbubblegum

You had me at "Jürgen Prochnow"

Jackalgirl


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