I'm only realizing now that the beginning of Kinktober is going to be a huge vibe check to the folks I got following me who aren't down to clown with all types of hentai. To those who might leave because I've done some weird gender stuff and am now presenting them with an ultramasculine hairy Chris "Longdong" Redfield, I say: grow up! You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like. Well, either this or a twink bottom with thighhighs and a dirty room. Either or.